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  • Most pernicious
  • Be careful what you wish for...
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  • Homeric hymn to Pan
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  • What the hell. I have nothing to lose
  • My Adventures
  • My Story
  • Essentials
    • The earth is not flat
    • The abolition of mind
    • Things that only need saying once-one e tel
    • Manners makyth man
    • Coal in the bath and the victim culture
    • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others
    • So some guys had the really freaky idea that we should love one another
    • Jesus!
    • 'Judge not that ye be not judged'
    • Goo
    • The way we were: Anglican England
    • 'Avatars of living grace'
    • Ditching the theology of love
    • Reality >
      • Islam in the West
      • Reality 102
      • Reality 103
      • Reality 103a
      • Reality 104
  • PANTHER: the argument
    • Essential PANTHER
    • PANTHER: the graphics
  • Moi
    • Well, what I think is...
  • The new Marxism
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Who owns me if I do not own myself?
    • The weight of internal contradictions, comrades
  • Dill's World (blog)
  • New Page
  • The collapse of education
    • The Great University Education Scam
    • And here is the gnus
    • Of Paramecium and Spirogyra
    • The Dumpy Pocket Book for Biologists
  • The Anile Heir
    • Fal
    • Shavli
    • Dill
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Sarat, our hero
  • For Katie: Harry Secombe: 'The Lord is my Shepherd'
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
    • Otting
    • THAT AM I >
      • New Page
    • Medicine: the joke
    • It's like this, Doc >
      • You were saying
    • Medicine: the continuing joke
    • 'By Tummel and Loch Rannoch'
    • The laughing-stock of the civilized world
    • And be damned to you
    • In the garden with Mummy
    • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
    • Blair: the icing on the cake
    • Expecto patronam
    • Scarlet battalions
    • My family: any colour so long as it's red
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (1)
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (2)
    • Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
    • So you have a problem with my family, fucker?
    • 'Jew-Communists'
    • Margaret, my great-grandmother, an Irish tart
    • The FUQs
    • Dear Wannabe Nemesis
    • Shall we try again, Bobbles my sweet?
    • Evil
    • Dixi (that's Latin, you know, Father)
    • The cultural use of the lamp-post
    • A home from home
    • All times are now (1)
    • All times are now (2)
    • For Katie: All times are now (3)
    • For Katie: All times are now (4)
    • For Katie; All times are now (5)
    • For Katie: All times are now (6)
    • Non serviam
    • This colour doesn't run
    • The balance
  • Civilization - the balance
  • Gallery
    • And be damned to you
    • Catholic Encyclopaedia 1912: Obedience
    • Voltaire and Jesus
    • Tertullian, Women in Canon Law (1912) and Mulieris Dignitatem (1988)
    • Padding through the Vatican archives
    • The Vatican State
    • Extra ecclesiam nulla salus: go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass 'Go'
    • A short history lesson
    • A phrase-book for monkey-nuts
    • Summary: the abode of the loon
    • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Concerning the Church of England >
      • Bukharin and Preobrazhensky: Communism and Religion
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Freedom of Thought
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Transubstantiation
      • Thomas Paine: The Age of Reason
      • Lenin: Socialism and Religion
      • Marx: 'So much for the social principles of Christianity'
      • The Horcruxes and the illusion of power
      • 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • Led Zep: Kashmir
  • Buddhist meditation music: Zen Garden
    • Trivializing the Reformation
    • Bad moon rising
    • Dear Pope Benedict, You wish to destroy Christianity?
    • 24-inch waist SAS
    • The inevitable response to serious nonsense
    • The SOE: now, boys, don't be silly
    • Nancy Wake
    • 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live' (Exodus 22:18)
    • Cantilip
  • Karula
  • Summary: the love way or the power way
  • Flashtest
  • The worst university in the country
  • Just finishing off, Dolores
  • Miss Smila's feeling for snow
  • Death of an expert witness
  • Interesting, those trips to Moscow
  • 'His single hand portrayed it'
  • Of course no-one pays any attention to poets
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The Hospital
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • I am of course reminded of a little list (of a little list)
  • In the garden with Mummy when the Nine turned up
  • Grow the fuck up, comrades
  • Thin red line
  • 'The Party', 'The Regiment'
  • Once upon a time there was a big red giant
  • Britain's not very secret weapon
  • The headlines
  • The waning of the age of aquarium
  • Letter to MI5: Playing The Patriot Game
  • Those in peril on the sea
  • The Patriot Game (song)
  • Country matters: 'Elf and Safety
  • The Matter of Britain
  • Marianne
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • The rat-catchers
  • 'And gentleman in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • The evidence no-one asks for
  • England
  • My father when young 2
  • A few of my books
  • The Intelligent Woman's Guide to Socialism and Capitalism
  • Barry's book-plate (evil grin)
  • Barry: 'demob' if only from the MOI and redeployment at JWT
  • Barry: publishing contracts with Curtis Brown
  • Barry's funeral service
  • Family album
  • Barbara's 100th birthday
  • And Nigel's funeral: read by Saul on the whale-backed Downs
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Class mum lives in a field with Dinge: the intellectual Left
  • Within you, without you
  • Because the world is round, it turns me on
  • More Lattic and other incredibly cool stuff
    • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • Hass and Venga
  • The Lover of Jalaluddin Rumi and some things you never wanted to know about translation
  • Love IS the law
  • Shahriar's sites for sore eyes
  • Islamic art and civilization
  • Abu Nuwas
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Harry's Place v. Scumbag College
  • Henrietta wondered if HP was too soft on Sparte-Smythe
  • Koorosh Modarresi of the Worker-Communist Party of Iran
  • Rumy Hasan of the Birmingham Socialist Alliance
  • Sharia socialists
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: plus ca change....
  • Illustrations of the Rubaiyat
  • Hell, objectively speaking: St Catherine of Genoa
  • Joe Stote
  • Katy Kianush
  • 'Brothers, if you hear...'
  • L'Internationale
  • A Lioness's Quest
  • The Battle of Evermore
  • Rosa Luxemburg
  • Love in a time of cholera
  • TEKEL: Religious, guys? Doesn't that mean shit?
  • Please do not feed the god. He really doesn't appreciate it.
  • Instead of God eating people, people eat God. Seems a good swap
  • Herstory
  • Ultramontanism
  • Multiverse defined by the sexual equipment of the human male
  • Civis romana sum?
  • Sunday School, 1913: 'THE GATES WILL BE OPEN TO ALL MANKIND'
  • Huxley
  • Consciousness 101
  • Jesus Christ the apple-tree
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Trial before Pilate
  • 'For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die!'
  • Much how I feel about doctors and other forms of intellectual pollution in the University, really
  • Jesus, a human being
  • By all means get us wrong, Father
  • 'They turned to Rome to sentence Nazareth'
  • Buddhism: frightful threat to the Church, you know
  • Dharma the Cat and the Barefoot Doctor
  • Non-duality
  • Exo, eso, balance, Balrogs et le Parti Communiste Francais 1939-1945
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: Fit the Second
  • Printing and the Reformation
  • Glossary
  • Early chess: more, er, gentlemen (and ladies)
  • The Crusades: it's good to look at dates
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Nathan the Wise
  • Portly and the Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Otters return to Thames (maybe)
  • The Ottery, TW9
  • Spring: rain and shine
  • Problems with numeracy: cardinals, generals and rock 'n' roll
  • Franny and Zooey
  • The tail does not wag the dog
  • Try again? I think not: finale
  • How many deaths does it take till they know that too many British Muslim women have died
  • Who killed Banaz
  • Sexism, racism, Islamophobia, Marxophobia and a rather interesting school
  • Aaargh! The Terrible Tonge-Monster!
  • Just hammering the stake a little further in
  • A second English Civil War: women against women
  • The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack
  • You were saying...
  • Of course I've slain the bloody Jabberwock
  • Chapter One - Stalinism is just so yesterday
  • The rightful heir, the usurper and the usurper's bloody wife
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of one's boo
  • Fascism victorious, gloating and spurious - for the moment, certainly
  • Six counties (sob, the horror of it) lie under John Bull's tyranny
  • Calling Lord Haw-Haw
  • Cool Britannia
  • 'Hell is just as properly proper as Greenwich or as Bath or Joppa'
  • 'Any old iron, any old iron, any, any old iron...'
  • The Front Line
  • Taking it from the top...
  • Happy birthday to m
  • Extract from The Anile Heir including Lattic
  • My body my self
  • Culluket, Kastanessen and of course Coulter
  • The Girl Who Talked to Otters
  • Notes, some of which are Caroline's
  • Our revels now are ended
  • Pallas Athene
  • More notes
  • Pan pipes - conclusions - allegory
  • Shit, man, they won't even state their problem in the Agora
  • Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad
  • Poetry in motion
  • Ain't no use in looking down!/Ain't no discharge on the ground!
  • Queen - We will rock you!
  • Queen - Killer Queen
  • The wrong shaped body, inferior product
  • What a friend they have in evil, all their sins and griefs to bear
  • In sum
  • 'Building a remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy'
  • Classic Islamoballs (and of course pure Stalinism)
  • Deja vu
  • Really, there are more important things to think about....
  • Sleeping Pan by InertiaK
  • Hymn to Pan by Faun
  • Pan pipes
  • Dirty old men
  • For Katie: 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • The Stone Table cracked
  • 10 intellectual frauds of the orthodox religious and their slaves
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Intelligent women
  • 'Tales of brave Ulysses'
  • Coursera
  • Free
  • Milburn
  • A fifth column
  • Ain't there nuffink wrong with my back, apes?
  • Gunfight at OK Corral
  • Gunfight at OK Corral: the movie
  • Harmonica and Frank
  • Captain's Log: Star-Date Whatever
  • Women, the US election, the President of the United States and other cool stuf
  • The fury of a woman who has been raped
  • "Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
  • The grand-daughter of not-quite-the-founder of the Labour Party
  • Meanwhile...the lamp-post
  • 'Sarat's little joke': the Economic Liaison Officer to the Anile Throne
  • Where have all the SovSymps gone, long time passing...
  • Roots and reductionism
  • 'At anchor here I ride...'
  • 'Against all things ending'
  • New Page
  • Verstehen Sie?
  • Memoirs of London medicine
  • 28th August 2010
  • Irreducible evil
  • Irreducible evil
  • Just for you: Anthea Turner - and the python
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • Just call me Serafina Pekkala, or possibly Lady Godiva
  • A few reminders
  • More? You want more?
  • Grand finale
  • It even has a pretty cover
  • Bambi
  • C'est nous qu'on ose mediter/De rendre a l'antique esclavage!
  • A reminder of who is Marianne
  • Voici Noel!
  • Vicar of Bray
  • Spanish Ladies
  • Meanwhile back in Scilly....Song of the Western Men
  • Twenty years behind enemy lines
  • Family tree
  • Pavarotti: Little Drummer Boy
  • Walking in the air
  • 'So you think you can love me and spit in my eye/So you think you can love me and leave me to die'
  • Aw, come on, Doc, you're such an academic
  • Je suis allee voir dans sa tete
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • Talking of sheep...
  • The distancing of Jesus from the churches
  • So this is how it is to be
  • And....And Stafford....And
  • A limp prick and no balls
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Other notes
  • Other notes
  • Blair
  • No?
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt One
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt Two
  • If you're going to Acton Vale, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
  • The truth about medicine
  • Getting nowhere fast
  • Bird in the bloody wilderness
  • As I have so tiresomely repetitively said
  • Untitled
  • That which sustains
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • The lies they tell and the drivel they spout
  • Rising above the evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • We too do not do cowering
  • What the papers say
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind
  • Dust and sparkles: child of Dust and Light and Lenin
  • Just screaming
  • More ridiculous womanish screaming
  • Look, children, do look, it's a Five-Year Plan
  • Fictionally speaking...The House that Keir built
  • The heavy mob moves in: "We're Ancient Greeks. We do reason. And of course democracy."
  • What did New Labour achieve?
  • Apollo speaks
  • Physician, heal thyself - or not
  • Wholly unnecessary footnote
  • Ah, the dirty underbelly of medicine
  • Artemis' arrows
  • Dear Apollo, I think the mind-itch needs to be stronger
  • A few hymns
  • Rhinoceros!
  • Begging them to sue me for 15 years
  • 'Now that I lie here/My body all holes/I think of the traitors/Who bargained and sold'
  • Of course, if anyone has a spare atom bomb
  • Whatever it takes
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • You will see me dead rather than support me
  • Vultures waiting for the flesh that dies
  • Would you like to see the state of my mattress?
  • 'When you've shouted "Rule, Britannia!"...
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • The Fixers
  • The prince, the cardinal, the duke, the politician and the professor
  • The Enforcers
  • Me charm. You just strange
  • So what exactly am I saying here?
  • Pussy Riot: Yet another day in the destruction of Ivana Denisovich
  • Untitled
  • Pussy Riot (2): no pasaran
  • Just smile for the camera, fuckers
  • PANTHER: the animations, though not yet the videos
  • Theme music
  • So-o-o
  • Just a stupid woman screaming
  • Just a reminder of the Miracle of Exmoor
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The essential paradigm
  • No-one wants me to survive. No-one wants me to succeed
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • You have heard of the University, Doctor?
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Going back to work tomorrow
  • The gift of speech
  • Point counterpoint
  • To cut a long story short, therefore
  • To cut a long story even shorter
  • A few things you need to note
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • In brief, therefore
  • Start of first draft - what do you think of it so far?
  • Let me tell you a story, Jackanory, Jackanory...
  • Phase II
  • Thus we see the great esteem in which London medicine holds the University
  • Washed down the drain
  • Raped, butchered, destroyed means what?
  • "I invoke Artemis"
  • I invoke Artemis (II)
  • The closing-down sale. Everything must go
  • Murder by remote control
  • Insufferable
  • Befehl ist Befehl
  • Order of play
  • The Broadmoor annexe
  • I say, don't they shoot collaborators?
  • You pay them
  • Dear British Public
  • Graphically speaking.....
  • I have taken a lead
  • Endsum
  • The good news and the bad news
  • The education suitable to the masses prescribed by the C19th industrialist, therefore
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?/Medicine: the joke
  • I shit on you daily
  • It is fact
  • A new continuum...Watch this space not
  • Lady Sybil's swamp-dragons (footnote to the above)
  • The Age of Aquarius
  • But of course your usual Christmas present, little sick-bags
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before'
  • There's just one huge and enormous difference, isn't there
  • Shall we just highlight that bit?
  • Untitled
  • Untitled
  • Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
  • Untitled
  • 'Don despicable, don of death' Could I leave it out?
  • Finish with a summary of the facts
  • Roll bloody up for the greatest show on earth
  • Just thought to start to make a couple of videos
  • Killer Queen
  • It is concluded
  • A short note
  • I need help
  • Get out of my university, animals
  • Bluestockings
  • Oh, when is this going to end?
  • Go for it, fuckers, go for it
  • Fnords, Jesus and the gerund
  • Corsin and coradium
  • TAH: Chapter One
  • The cancer that is medicine
  • The Petri dish
  • Hanging them is good. Exposing them is better
  • Lattic....
  • Female = non-person
  • That which sustains reprise
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Non, c'est pas ca
  • Quod erat demonstrandum
  • To move on, therefore
  • So there you have it
  • The script
  • Ars longa vita brevis
  • PANTHER: the movie
  • Animal Farm: the midden
  • The word is psychopath
  • If you prefer, a septic tank
  • And the rest
  • Twin cores
  • Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • So just what is this bloody nonsense?
  • My knowledge of Photoshop has increased by leaps and bounds
  • Question One
  • Words and pictures
  • Etched in acid
  • Dear fucking world
  • More
  • Caniba and Hokabi
  • I think - class (Lancashire A, puh-lease, rhymes with gas)
  • What is the point of what you are saying? What is it intended to achieve?
  • PANTHER was created in 2008
  • Happy Samhain
  • Profound concern
  • The Road to the Isles
  • And of course Andy Stewart
  • 'Banks on every finger'
  • Don't tread on me
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • Untitled
  • Pretty much a classic, wouldn't you say
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them (2)
  • There is no reasoning with them
  • A little give and take
  • Extraordinary irresistible find
  • Music
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • Reprise: 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?'/Medicine: the joke
  • Mireille
  • Espèce de pute!
  • Etched in stone
  • Hate Fal the most?
  • Or Shav?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Reminder: Ars longa vita brevis
  • Reminder: PANTHER: the movie
  • 'If you cannot make up rhymes/There are always the columns of The Times'
  • Jarring blast: letter to my father 19th February 2012
  • Vermin made simple
  • You were saying
  • And so, dear MI5, dear Labour Party, dear University...
  • I who might as well be fucking dead
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • Strands
  • Dolls on music-boxes wound up by a key
  • Beyond death
  • You can fit a lot into a five-minute video
  • Je suis Charlie
  • Marble Arch? The Brandenburg Gate? The Colosseum?
  • Sort of cross between Athena and Artemis, really
  • OK, lemme be rational
  • Meanwhile...
  • Meanwhile...
  • As if: cui bono?
  • Dark satanic mills
  • Work in progress
  • Welcome to sewer NHS
  • Over my dead body
  • Beam them up to the Great Prick in the Sky
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • That which sustains finale
  • Messing about on the River: Lattic, Sarat and Shavli too
  • Christ, it's a mad monkey
  • Lots of nuffink
  • Led Zep: Kashmir (2)
  • The pillars of the West/By all means get us wrong, Father
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eater
  • Cockroach Protection League
  • Happy Easter
  • The very models of a medical practitioner
  • The Act of Desecration
  • No is the answer. What is the question? Loony alert, therefore
  • The Grand Plan
  • Go for it
  • Waste of oxygen
  • Prologue
  • Intermezzo
  • Just the time for a brief reminder
  • Mess with the best - die like the rest
  • Wailings of sick Trots not
  • Heavy metal
  • 'Allow me to introduce myself...'
  • Freddie and Peter
  • How to depict one of the most powerful men in the world
  • Moog
  • Anyone for tennis?
  • Hair
  • Hairier?
  • Hairiest?
  • Untitled
  • Python and Allen
  • Prepared for any eventuality
  • Bad moon rising with soundtrack
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before' encore une fois
  • Not one foul animal among them will uphold freedom and democracy
  • Flower power
  • Meanwhile there's really only one song for Ardeshna (and Blair)
  • Thin red line - the third of the set
  • PANTHER: the movie - nealy there
  • Do you like my channel art?
    • Sound file for you to choke on
  • Couple more soundbites to choke on
  • Home movie
  • Damaged goods
  • How is Virginia these days?
  • The Hunger Games
  • Now on YouTube
  • Second vid
  • The Mutts
  • The Mutt Pit
  • The video I shall make
  • Kindly therefore display all the wit, creaivity, intellect, education and intelligence you don't have
  • The last picture show
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • The Last Picture Show 2: female eunuchs
  • In tg
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • In
  • In the heat of the night
  • In the heat of the night
  • Not a complicated image
  • Vermin
  • 'It is a slave's lot thou describest, to refrain from uttering what one thinks'
  • Won't that be fun, Fitter?
  • New Page
  • Nous sommes tous P:aris
  • Meanwhile back at the ranch
  • You may remember the Squelch?
  • DIXI
  • I laugh at you daily
  • The end
  • Fuck your lies, your cowardice, your hypocrisy, vermin
  • Got it all sewn up
  • I am Dill
  • PANTHER: the movie - a reminder
  • And of course the manual
  • They deploy
  • New Page
  • Traitors and would be murderers
  • And the other video
  • Yes, there are, aren't there.
  • Zopiclone
  • Hell
  • No answer is a very clear answer
  • For Katie: All times are now (1)
  • For Katie: The Lord of the Dance
  • For Katie and m: The heart will go on
  • If it's the last thing I ever do, whcih I suppose it might well be
  • My fine body twisted, all battered and lame
  • Reflections
  • For Katie: The trumpet shall sound
  • For Katie: Hallelujah Chorus
  • For Katie
  • The service
  • Reading from 'Burnt Norton'
  • Going Back
  • or in other words
  • I need help
  • Time past and time future
  • Tomorrow
  • How many other lives have you destroyed?
  • Arundel
  • After such knowledge, what forgiveness
    • EXPLICIT LIBER REGIS QUONDAM REGISQUE FUTURI
  • Let it be said - it will be said
  • Information governance
  • So----
  • Sitting in their tin cans far above the world...
  • Another shit-filled weekend
  • The Cull
  • Society has the right to require of avery public agent an account of his administration
  • The laughing stock
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow...'
  • Simple questions
  • For fuck's sake they're all vermin
  • Functionally illiterate
  • Of no significance to me whatever
  • The best story
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The visible difference
  • Drop the dead donkey: UCH imploding
  • It remains the case
  • Oh, and it remains the case
  • What matters
  • Salvat regina!
  • Nancy Wake
  • Nancy Wake 2
  • 2016: your annual treat - A Miracle of Exmoor
  • Dunscreaming (shortly, anyhow)
  • Any normal person
  • Malice
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Surprised by joy
  • University Challenge
  • Meanwhile back at the lamp-post
  • Except to speak of the absolute horror
  • And in particular
  • Because I screamed I needed help
  • QED
  • Sredni Vashtar
  • The wild and wacky world of the Waffen SS
  • Think I'm a bloody servant, do you
  • Irrationality
  • Literate, literary, educated, intellectual England
  • Refinements
  • Doesn't the University see the joke?
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • On the whole, I think....
  • Ain't taking it from a woman
  • A great and mighty wonder I'm still standing
  • The zenith of human possibility
  • ' pilot of the storm who leaves no trace'
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow. Shoot straighter than before'
  • In the face of the evidence
  • Watch this space
  • Brennt Paris?
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • Within you, without you - especially without you
  • Ain't I got no respet
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • The Matter of Kadun: physics and metaphysics
  • Cartoons
  • Over-arching significance not
  • They just wouldn't list
  • 'And now that I lie here/My body all holes'
  • Photoshoot
  • I saved about half the books
  • I just don't understand
  • Fnords
  • Pigs in clover
  • See you in hell, fuckers
  • Attempted murder
  • Bog-rats
  • Person or persons unknown but very guessable
  • All you need is love
  • One more time
  • More
  • Depict them in bondage
  • In sum, Mr Benn's questions
  • 'Arnold Lane/Had a strange/Hobby...'
  • '...Doors bang/Chain-gang...'
  • Etx
  • Shoot straighter than before
  • My moon and my wand
  • My college, my university
  • Inevitable and not
  • painfully slow on the uptake
  • This too you may stuff up your arse
  • And of course this
  • Pout
  • TTFN
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of my boot
  • A West End comedy, perhaps
  • Fascism
  • I really don't think so, no
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Barry: Danny Boy
  • Epitaph: it's your funeral
  • Yea, though I work in the Land of the Valley of the Shadow of Death
  • Do learn to read, Doctor
  • The crooked road the English drunkard made
  • By Oak and Ash and Thorn
  • Can't un read plain words of English
  • I get the gist, I surely do
  • The world of perversion
  • The Ottery has moved to the banks of the Arun
  • Snapping my claws at the foeman''s chants
  • Yes, the crash of the waves on the foreshore
  • The even longer march of Everywoman
  • You tried so desperately hard to destroy me
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • The five most evil men in England
  • Love does not drown in corruption)
  • Like something out of Hieronymus Bosch
  • Harry Secombe: The Old Rugged Cross
  • The Drivellers
  • Insolence is so very vexing, is it not
  • Protected by the faith of my fore-fathers
  • Lost causes
  • Solid Soviet steel
  • 1
  • Murderous vermin who jeer at disability
  • Clarity
  • De profundis clamavi
  • Reprise: Nancy Wake 2
  • Generals gather in their masses...
  • Cry foul and bloody murder
  • Tumour
  • New Page
  • Ludicrous
  • I think I said get me out of there
  • This is not life
  • All bets off, fuckers
  • New Page
  • Dearest darling Katie and Barry
  • You think you impress me?
  • Manners, ladies and gentlemen, puh-lease
  • I suppose the exact charge would be
  • No-o-o I don't thik you should forget about Lattic
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • I thnk, you know, dear Artemis...
  • Sttill drooling, are you
  • 'Thou shallt not suffer a witch to live.;
  • My YouTube channel
  • Education is what is left
  • New Page
  • To su
  • To sum up
  • The endless road traversed (nearly)
  • It's a mandala, stupid
  • Happy New Year
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Not with a bang but a whimper
  • I, however, have outstanding questions
  • Feline groovy
  • Suitable cases for treatment
  • I have spoken
  • Nothing taxing to the sane
  • I have of course the utmost...
  • Doctors and nurses cannot cope with quantum physics
  • Addended: Etched in acid and have been for years
  • The psychology of medicine
  • No outcry
  • A very simple question
  • To which task I shall now..
  • RIP the Labour Party
  • First things first
  • I a woman
  • The Howard lion
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • New Page
  • Pat me on the head and tell mee not to be a silly little girl
  • I a woman of over 60
  • A hanging matter
  • The gross falsification of history
  • 'The writers by their presence...'
  • One more time just for the hell of it
  • Lastly...
  • The answer is no
  • So that was the Universiity that was
  • Hey you, get off of my cloud...
  • Off. off, off of my cloud...
  • A right waste of make-up
  • So what?
  • Footnotes to the above
  • So where - ?
  • What is the name of - and can't they - ?
  • The glorious first of June
  • Why has the door not been smashed down/?
  • Your professors, Vice-Chancellor
  • Anti-dialogue
  • Shall we finish with a quick...
  • They don't want the Jabberwock slain
  • ABOVE THE LAW?
  • So - I think -
  • "Sentence first = verdict afterwards."
  • DA and TM
  • Post mortem
  • Everywhere I go people are collecting bloody food
  • how many people are on PAYE?
  • I am naturallly reminded...
  • Where was I?
  • Where was I (2)?
  • Welcome to the NHS
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • 'Senior members of the University'
  • These are {{DOCTORS}}} and {{{NURSES}}}
  • The girl who talked to otters
  • How you hate intelligence
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • The Hundred Flowers Movement
  • New Page
  • In one line
  • Belloc, Apollo and May
  • While readiing The Four Men
  • Golgotha, place of a skull
  • Troll toes
  • So go for it
  • PUT-DOWN
  • New Page
  • The required result
  • Sex and mind
  • Their mommas told them...
  • Greece or Rome
  • The new normal
  • Isn't this interesting?
  • New Page
  • Ruthless vicious evil old men
  • The charge is atteempted murder
  • The C-List
  • Q&A
  • Ludicrous propositions
  • Chained to the oars
  • Footnotes
  • 1095 and all that
  • The Anglican garden
  • Or of course a Kabbalist
  • I have some time ago...
  • Cult, Death-Eaters
  • Not forgetting Nathan the Wise
  • Cultural exchange
  • And of course not forgetting...
  • In short, in my young day...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun
  • Nearly there
  • I detect, therefore
  • 'That government by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth.'
  • Tingle
  • Follow-up
  • Cave-meen
  • Not ancient history
  • I have indeed graphically
  • 'By their deeds'
  • So maybe you'll also like this bit
  • Just to be exact
  • Which?
  • Oh, all right, just for you
  • Left something out, didn't I
  • Didn't quite finish that off
  • Ciletij
  • Ritawa
  • Shav and Zik
  • The party
  • Spetzi
  • senoki
  • Punching the pixels
  • Reality
  • More tails from the riverbank
  • The Sarat and Maya Show
  • Perverts
  • If we may now...
  • In short
  • progress
  • A national joke
  • The Spetzi Effect
  • Quanta
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • You really have....
  • And they all just sit there
  • So exactly what - ?
  • Hostile fascist foreign powers
  • Personal, very
  • Rubber dolly
  • Essentially
  • Fana
  • LLLLOLLLL
  • Unnatural, innit
  • It's over, monkeys, over
  • You might learn something but probably not
  • So now Blair will tell us all
  • Spetzi and Qine
  • RL
  • Qine and Spetzi
  • Fucktards united
  • Capital
  • Well, didn't I just hand myself the short straw
  • Do they actually understand?
  • Quotable quotes
  • 3D printing
  • Ah, but can you print fluffy cushions?
  • Taking an intelligent interest
  • Vaudos 1
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • New Page
  • Anniversary Waltz
  • Automation: ostrich land
  • The Kirit and Micaela Show
  • New Page
  • Cookery time
  • What are they like!
  • Until we meet on camera...
  • And just because I know you love Homeric hymns
  • New Page
  • Dear Artemis, Athena, Apollo and Pan
  • Baz and Paw on the loose in Van-Senok
  • Back to the fermions
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • A crude, vulgar, ugly, insolent, mad and evil little man
  • RIP English Christianity
  • And the outstanding question is...
  • Foxes, fruit, fermions and fuck you where you breathe
  • Varna's Wall
  • Particularly working on
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • Spring
  • Fisking Welby
  • New Page
  • And how is the great penis in the sky tonight?
  • After-thoughts: don't forget Isis and her pal Sobek
  • The cat I don't yet have
  • The Greater and Lesser Lunacies
  • To whom it may concern....
  • New Page
  • Frank
  • Cock-suckers
  • Should you not be a movie buff...
  • Marked as property
  • Questions, questions....
  • You will publicly answer those questions
  • And this was Margaret
  • Reprise: Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
  • To remind you...
  • England the poem
  • Back to the Viledeen
  • Come on, I just want you to...
  • So this is the story
  • New Page
  • Theme from The Water Margin
  • Turn off the bloody Horst Wessel Lied
  • Is it -10 yet?
  • Chesterton - and Belloc
  • New Page
  • So what have I proved?
  • Mock you incessantly
  • No problem, no problem at all
  • They have only one interest
  • Misa and ban-Razit
  • Rowley and Saunders
  • HARD WIRING
  • Bad science
  • Dereliction of duty here, comrades
  • Taking it from the top..
  • New Page
  • Dot the i. Cross the t
  • More Fal
  • Maya's assassination
  • So-o-o
  • Well, hi there, Sar-fenan
  • And the third reason
  • Ysabel Belinda Felicity Jehan Howard
  • 'And now that I lie here...'
  • Ain't they really
  • And so
  • 'Of course she has to do this on her own.'
  • Who the fuck are Bonnie and Clyde
  • How the cards fall
  • And don't forget Dill
  • And Shav and Dill
  • Squishy, Archchancellor: not a healthy diet
  • Back to you, Sar-Fenan
  • This is not a physics textbook
  • e=mc2
  • A NON-EVENT
  • woo hoo
  • Her story
  • Oi, you, Sar-fenan!
  • Bloody kitten-eaters
  • HHGG 1
  • HHGG 4
  • HHGG 2
  • Reprise: It reallly is...
  • Dave Allen
  • Some psycho schizoid freak
  • So absolutely insolently irreducibly evil
  • This site
  • Under the block
  • Do you not understand?
  • Gee, it's so wonderful to know
  • Parameters
  • I might go so far as to say
  • I might''ve finished losing my temper
  • Archaeopteryx flew like a pheasant
  • I am not a child. Children are under 16
  • New Page
  • Blair, Corbyn, WCPI
  • Smile for the camera
  • 'Labour'
  • Nothing you won't surrender
  • HTF do I hitch a lift to Betelgeuse?
  • "We are the Daleks."
  • Back as ever to the Viledeen
  • Scream quietly or the neighbours will hear
  • The products rejected out of hand
  • ComSymp ShariaSymp Fit the Third
  • How to defend England
  • If you cannot get rid of the people who govern you...
  • National Museum Wales
  • Why is this continuing?
  • My mission I seem to have been landed with
  • Dixi
  • Go it alone, suffer alone, what's new
  • Deep breaths
  • New Page
  • Gratis
  • Justt to complete the set
  • About that grave
  • Damn!
  • About that clock
  • Oh pilot of the storm that leaves no trace
  • Last but by no means least
  • After which
  • Or in short
  • Notification...
  • I think perhaps tomorrow...
  • C17th England
  • Je suis comme je suis
  • Whatever you do, take pride...
  • Selfies
  • There remains of course my mind
  • If you failed to get the gist
  • Alice's Left Hip Esquire
  • Limp pricks and no balls
  • New Page
  • Never ask them to strip
  • You, off my planet
  • If they absolutely won't...
  • Achilles' heel
  • Oh just do begone
  • No-one on Planet Normal
  • Welcome to Labour's England
  • Democracy...
  • New Page
  • Bringing back the dark
  • The best story
  • Is there one single point?
  • To come up to date
  • Evil
  • The destruction of the intellectual basis of the free world
  • The mad relations in the rafters
  • Let this be my contentment
  • Results
  • None of which of course
  • A purely indigenous evil
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • A toss-up
  • Blair
  • New Page
  • Reality 105
  • The wearing of the green
  • Recently come to light
  • Growly snarly wolf
  • New Page
  • Five years later...
  • Bobbles
  • OK, assume.
  • A flight of fancy
  • So long as we understand each other
  • Footnote
  • Fisking Warsi reprise
  • Why was nothing done?
  • Job well done, filth
  • Being a galactic mail from me to Zaphod
  • Beyond evil
  • In the 61st minute of the final hour
  • Doo-be, doo-be, do
  • English Christianity until....
  • New Page
  • 'I AM KING AND GOD AND LAW#
  • So I get this
  • Bad mood
  • Another book for you, Blair
  • One should always write things down - in some form or another
  • All cleared up in five minutes
  • Of course I have worn such a hat
  • Thus, bloody thus
  • No pasaran
  • I continued...
  • You prefer Misa and Ban-razit
  • The 3D printer in the town centre
  • Labour's apotheosis
  • Selling women by the pound
  • Why, my own mother and father wouldn't recognize me
  • And the punchline is
  • Do just go and fuck yourselves
  • Fruit Loop
  • Only one interest
  • The price of a woman's body
  • Eris
  • Just can't hear you
  • VR
  • Not as exciting as Hokabi
  • 'Unfortunate'
  • Oh look what they're saying about me
  • Should one really not...
  • I am intelligent.
  • From the archives: fisking Warsi
  • Do MPs entirely grasp what they're there for?
  • Our servants not our masters
  • New Page
  • Or you could say the reverse
  • The problem is that there is no problem
  • Irrelevant
  • From the archives: who killed Banaz
  • From the archives: ooh, we are so sensitive
  • From the archives: wondrous multiculturalism
  • From the archives: Banaz' sister spoke out
  • Neither right nor honourable nor gentlemen
  • The carrion chorus
  • And so
  • New Page
  • Can hear you from here, animal
  • Forgot it at Christmas
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain'
  • So golly gosh
  • And I laugh (2)
  • What else can we talk about
  • Thus
  • Spare ribs
  • Mene mene tekel upharsin
  • And of course...
  • Matthew 7: 3
  • Blair
  • This exchange
  • Because it's a horrible way to die
  • Peter
  • Those convictions
  • A purely pernicious twist
  • The open mind
  • They took away the post-its
    • First part of Fal 1
  • First part of Fal 2
  • Sarat at the Shrine 1
  • Sarat at the Shrine 2
  • To continue...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Of course
    • Back to sanity...
  • Ridiculous and viie
  • From the archives: obedience (1912)
  • I should imagine...
  • From the archives: And who kept this bubbling?
  • From the archives: Voltaire on the CofE
  • From the archives: Extra ecclesiam nulla salus
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 1
  • From the archives: the Vatian archives 2
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 3
  • 2000 years making most of it up
  • Proud Archbishop of York conducts his own daughter's wedding ceremony
  • New Page
  • Nothing may be said. Nothing may be done.
  • It seemed a good idea at th e time
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Aren't they gorgeous?
  • A precedent has been set
  • Something else for the animals to gloat over
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • Women beware women
  • How best may we accommodate you, o master
  • The Agora
  • New Page
  • Violence power coercion desecration
  • BOURGEOIS MORALITY
  • New Page
  • Once more from the top
  • So what do I think?
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • To conclude: to whom it may concern
  • Sarat and Hass
  • THis is what I look like, Vice-Chancellor
  • Sonderkommando
  • The balance of probability
  • Can I keep this up for ever?
  • How you hate intelligence 2
  • Et freaking cetera
  • Honestly, darling, that mantilla
  • The prince, the duke, the cardinal, the politician and the professor
  • The Fixers
  • The Enforcers
  • By the balls of Apollo!
  • Cernunnos
  • Burunda
  • Solidarity
  • About that new sofa I printed...
  • A position it is entirely easy to understand
  • Yes. Yes, you are ridiculous
  • Yes. Yes, everything I have said about you is an understatement
  • Meanwhile back at the ottery
  • The flawed concept of Islamophobia
  • Oh rats!
  • The revolving door
  • Ah yes, my future
  • Explicit liber
  • So now....
  • Deep breaths
  • Thanks awfully for the suggestion, old boy
  • A list, therefore
  • Previous reflections
  • Ah, culture
  • Ah, here you have the nub
  • New Page
  • Tropes
  • Letter to my dead parents
  • New Page
  • These they left me
  • Don't forget Lattic
  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  • Song of the Western Men
  • The new national anthem
  • Wanna see the Deeds
  • New Page
  • Another very fine song
  • Shamima Begum
  • The perfect citizens of a fascist state
  • Grease
  • Love, Serafina Pekkala
  • To whom it may concern
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Also to whom it may concern
  • So what happened then?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Who has no authority in England
  • I shall now potter off
  • La trahison des clercs
  • 'Those who cannot remember the past...'
  • A little intellectual exercise...
  • The view of the Labour leadership
  • Take it from the top, Karl
  • Is Abbott a feminist? We shall see
  • Ooh, we are so sensitive
  • Death before dishonour
  • Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once
  • Of course certain lines here
  • Hide the Secret. Hide the Weakness
  • The very model of a modern faith apologist
  • Models of modern health practitioners
  • Meanderings
  • Negation
  • Bloody certifiable
  • Convert, comrades, convert!
  • Found the articles
  • Dangerous animals
  • I name you the Duke of Plaza-Toro
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Christchurch 1
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • To May, whom it concerns
  • Shouts and whispers
  • Hic jacet
  • Hyde Park, London, England
  • Condition of the Working-Class in England 1845
  • Thus ComSymp ShariaSymp
  • Ooh, you guessed
  • You are so obvious
  • In detail
  • Hard wiring
  • If mind does not exist., democracy is unnecessary
  • Th Age of Reason, 1794
  • Fisking Cantuar
  • Danger: profoundly esoteric image
  • The seer and that which he sees are one.
  • Meanwhile hats off to the Guardian
  • Letter to MI5 in case you missed it.
  • Fucking Pollyanna
  • The Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls
  • Perhaps in five year old English
  • Non serviam
  • The 7 principles of public life. Pix too
  • Tor and Tonge
  • Barking moonbats
  • Herr Hitler, I presume
  • A rich joke, Blair
  • Eire in the 1950s?
  • Cold shower
  • By definition 'God' has to know what a lepton is
  • Ah, the Yorkshire Ripper
  • Parallel government
  • New Page
  • You will not look at them
  • The magic migraine
  • From about a year ago
  • La nausee
  • Yes, it's Operation Mindfuck
  • Book review
  • Happy bloody Easter
  • A little quiet attempted murder
  • Fal 2
  • The curse of the killer zombies
  • So the next logical step would be...
  • Don't my silly little arts degree mean nuffink?
  • Oh dear I have upset someone(s)
  • New Page
  • A few questions
  • There are no great ones
  • Gets so horribly in the way
  • Violence against women, it's what you pay your taxes for
  • 'Bring me the head of Alfreddo Garcia'
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • The House of the Rising Sun
  • The initiation of force
  • Yes, that's right, I said Bentley
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Do admire your handiwork
  • Marche funebre
  • Misogyny
  • On this 75th anniversary...
  • The Enchanted Forest
  • If you should confront these filth
  • Encore une fois
  • Impertinent evil filth
  • A successful outcome
  • Therefore...
  • Which end is up
  • I shall create it
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Indeed there are many interesting people to talk to in my mind
  • Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof
  • To dig a little deeper
  • Of food-banks and reprographics
  • No dark
  • Just remembered another spectacular waste of money
  • More about Tories
  • And more...
  • This and that and some of the other
  • Or in short
  • Don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Memo to the Senate of the University of London
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • The fur does settle...
  • Models of medical practitioners
  • HARD WIRING 2
  • Strange things happen in the quantum universe
  • Strange things happen in the quantum world
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • Falsity
  • Je ne regrette rien
  • Of course you could always check the facts
  • 'Do you recall what was the deal/The day the music died.'
  • The family handbook
  • Goose-stepping morons
  • Riidiculous
  • Welcome to the diverse and plural real world
  • Does it not sound sweet?
  • This half-wit waving her degree...
  • O tempora! O mores! O mayhem!
  • Sexism is a crime
  • ''I can't be treated like this.'
  • And here the matter rests at present
  • J'ai vecu
  • Extreme unction
  • The free movement of peoples
  • The rules
  • The witch must burn in hell, he trumpeted,
  • You can always ask Google
  • Monsters
  • Just think, then you can add murder to your CVs
  • New Page
  • No dark
  • In sum
  • Give them everything they ask for
  • Good for a laugh
  • The end. Full stop.
  • Just grow a pair
  • Bad moon rose
  • To whom it may concern
  • And?
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • The Hall of Mirrors
  • Because of course
  • How to murder a woman
  • Bwahaha
  • They gave them time
  • My big brown eyes
  • A n all-party statement from the House of Commons
  • Fat pig
  • Always remember...
  • Always remember...
  • The whole lot of them
  • Clear and present danger
  • Note to Jackson, Hughes and Ardeshna
  • So...
  • Oy, you
  • They did not like the New Marxism at all
  • Irritable Owl Syndrome
  • The drivel show
  • Oh, you know, Woodstock
  • Aqiuarius
  • One more time and once again...
  • Anglican England
  • Since I feel bloody annoying
  • At cock crow
  • Civilized behaviour
  • New Page
  • 'Thirty pieces of silver'
  • 'I look for truth and find that I get damned'
  • Found the quote
  • Carrion
  • Books
  • Singer to my clan in that dim red dawn of man
  • Five Prime Ministers
  • The victory of the Tuatha de Danaan
  • A briefer response
  • Bonfire Night
  • Conjecture
  • Or as I said more lucidly...
  • They really didn't like my poems at all
  • Denis Diderot
  • The Age of Reason
  • Some years later...
  • We the people
  • Side-dishes
  • So do tell
  • Facts
  • Reality
  • Because I know you hate it even more
  • So perhaps
  • Termites
  • So you go right on..
  • I even told them about the SOE
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Oh and this
  • I think Hafiz would have liked Bunyan's hymn
    • Shame
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Welcome to Brighton, a plural and diverse community
  • An 'All Party Parliamentary Group'
  • Oh, when will this end?
  • QEbloodyD
  • To return to civilization.
  • Fal continued
  • Fal and Tet
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Maya's assassination
  • They stripped
  • For monkey-nuts: dixi
  • Fisking Malik: Preamble
  • Melodrama
  • Fisking Malik: Part One
  • The end is Nye
  • Aberfan
  • New York Mining Disaster 1941
  • Resonances
  • Don't talk to me about the law
  • And so...
  • And the other thing...
  • you so love lies, don't you
  • Writing things down
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • PAINLESS BUT PERMANENT
  • Love from Serafina Pekkala
  • A difference of opinion
  • Just a theory
  • What the hell do you think I am, you ridiculous little pieces of shit
  • This will do for the time being
  • This colour doesn't run
  • The desired result
  • No balls, 'Frank', just no balls
  • Just call me Harmonica
  • Hokabi
  • In his tin can, far above the world
  • Bloody psychopaths, in short
  • Berchtesgaden, 1935
  • You are so obvious, Blair
  • So what happens next?
  • So what is the matter with you
  • End of the road
  • Happy New Year
  • Meaningless
  • Kinky boys
  • A sick joke
  • So:
  • Bottom-feeders
  • New Page
  • So why are you here?
  • There, isn't that just so cute
  • The Lizard of Oz
  • And stuff this...
  • And they have never heard of...
  • Of course I'm a fucking witch
  • Just getting out my tunic of skins
  • Erudite, that's me
  • In short...
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • So, as ever
  • It is a slave's lot thou describest
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Medicine: the joke
  • Are you five-year-olds?
  • The Directorate
  • Murderers and traitors
  • Books....
  • Books, filth, books
  • Since I have no intention...
  • Oh, how they stripped.
  • Indeed, it is like this, Doc
  • Thus...
  • And the fuss is about what?
  • This and that
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Lemme set the scene
  • Diversity
  • This matter of Kadun: (inner and eso) 1
  • The matter of Kadun (inner and eso) 2
  • They are the Daleks. They are Masters of the Universe
  • I however do not remotely think that
  • 'See how I die. Just watch me die.'
  • A simple case of attempted murder
  • The final act
  • Our story
  • So why did they not support PANTHER?
  • Love drowned in Corruption
  • All times are now (1)
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • 'The Father took from him the Keys and the Sword'
  • 'That government by the people....'
  • Ir's a fucking doddle
  • The smoking gun
  • Read all abaht it
  • Woo-hoo, it's a full moon.
  • Carrion
  • 'All you need is love'
  • Just not macho
  • So what precisely - ?
  • so when England's answer to Indiana Jones...
  • And you filth at UCH
  • 'When Julius Fabricius, Sub-Prefect of the Weald...'
  • More history (after a bit)
  • Exodus 32 (well, loosely)
  • A 99% confidence rating
  • Something of the kind..
  • Come to my funeral, Blair?
  • Do anything for them, anything to feed them
  • Forgot to repeat the Bobbles letters
  • England in the C21st and the C12th
  • In the event of.
  • My head held firmly under water
  • The most basic standards
  • Miscellany
  • The primate pecking order
  • Cancer Ward
  • Locke, Hume, Kant, Mill, is there anyone they didn't ban
  • Farce
  • The Tories' own quest for ideological purity
  • 'opium of the people'
  • Blair's New Model England
  • In English not Latin or Arabic
  • Because no-one stops them
  • The thin end of the wedge
  • Intellectually sickening
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Sickboy
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • The company of civilized people
  • The care of the penis
  • So you're happy now
  • Unlikely
  • I hope...
  • So very much more interesting
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • In sum....
  • Shit
  • And I laugh
  • Feeesh
  • And be damned to you.
  • Avatars of perfection
  • New Page
  • Marked for extermination from the start
  • i'm helpless and desperate and alone so just fuck you
  • So just go and
  • Wouldn't it be lovely to be in hospital
  • Alice's adventure in hospital
  • The NHS does not live by bread alone
  • Just say cheese
  • Clear and present danger to women
  • There are those who despise being able to spell....
  • I remain, yours sincerely
  • Do you think I don't know what you are
  • Thus troll toes
  • Achilles
  • Complete barbarians
  • Bloody rings of power
  • Lady Sybil's exploding dragons
  • Mesdames, messieurs, faites vos jeux
  • A societal archetype....
  • Sascha doing his renowned impression of a baby zebra
  • Pog ma thoin!
  • The continuum
  • Good to see the young people out in the fresh air enjoying themselves
  • Look once again at spite-ridden lower-middle-class women
  • So the hell with you
  • Mr Morgan, Mr Paxman
  • Ah, you're going to sue me?
  • Or perhaps
  • So which particular set of ludicrous and obscene lies?
  • The opium of the people
  • Throw them my body, throw them my life. Can't do enough for them
  • The hell with all of you
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Fal and Tet
  • All any of them want, my destruction, the destruction of democracy, destruction of the University
  • Maya's assassination
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • Vultures
  • They had one chance
  • Monsters
  • So the fuss is about what?
  • Unrectifiable harm done with malice aforethought
  • There was, you will recall, a bad moon rising
  • Cool stuff
  • Just what is your fucking problem?
  • So now Emglishwomen are destroyed at the command of sadists
  • Aggravating factors: adding insult to injury
  • Selfies
  • Evidence
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Chinese whispers
  • Beyond evil
  • Evidence
  • They jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute
  • Kindle and things
  • Bloody Operation Mindfuck
  • What to do when they push Chinese writing under the door
  • The word you seek is brainwashed
  • The bloody cosmic laughter.
  • I thought you might like to see...
  • Women's bodies break easily
  • They were told and they were told and they were told
  • Not on the whole given to Schadenfreude
  • Do they actually have IQs or do they flatline?
  • Wouldn;'t it be funny if Bobbles were Francis
  • All times are now, yet again
  • Shame
  • What you need to do...
  • So all of it a right bloody waste of make-up
  • 'There is nothing you can't buy'
  • And of course I told them what would happen
  • The sub-species woman
  • Le quatorze juillet
  • Oh and this bit, comrades
  • 'Tell all the boys I'm back in the city...'
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • And, and, and
  • Verse 5 of the Red Flag and don't forget Lattic
  • New Page
  • But of course
  • Fill in a few gaps
  • Merit
  • Homo sapiens sapiens stands erect
  • Bunch of boobs
  • The required result
  • Lower than vermin, much lower
  • And another one
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • And the only outstanding question
  • Cooking the books
  • so come on....
  • Hell and tarnation
  • You did go to school, Blair?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Sick-boys
  • Pscyho-sexual cripples
  • Understanding
  • Oh and because I know you're thick...
  • Another scalp for the sick-boys
  • So, pig-bitch
  • Pig-bitch 2
  • Pig-bitch 3
  • Functionally illiterate
  • How you hate human
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • Dear MI5 person
  • Or perhaps Linch and Goldstone prefer...
  • Yes
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Fal and Tet
  • You, Blair
  • This site will self-destruct...
  • Left out repeating the juicy bit
  • Hi to the University of Witwatersrand or wherever
  • You are really very funny
  • You are really very funny
  • How very funny
  • As if
  • If...
  • Can it be more obvious>
  • Conclusion
  • The initiation of force
  • A busted flush
  • Shall we have that again?
  • The sum of the ravings
  • This meanwhile
  • But of course
  • Point-blank rejection of the governing system of the country
  • What part of fuck off does the Vatican not understand?
  • Please save the crackling
  • Happy Hallowe'en
  • This bit's fun too
  • Time it was
  • Oh you know, like this
  • Screw you....
  • As if
  • NHS bureaucracy strikes again
  • More asses
  • Show's over
  • My body, my self
  • New Page
  • Hate intelligence, hate better
  • The Library at Alexandria (and things)
  • HARD WIRING A
  • Hard wiring B
  • Hard wiring C
  • And of course they ain't fucking illitrit
  • Index Librorum Prohibitorum and things
  • New Page
  • Jesus, look at them!
  • So take a walk on the wild side
  • But your Achilles' heel remains
  • Addressing an empty crisp packet
  • Empty crisp packets
  • So here's to you, criminal vermin
  • Only 4000 variants
  • So they sat there jerking themselves off
  • And on no account forget Lattic
  • So, Mr Benn's questions
  • The contents of the septic tank
  • Lizard men
  • Playing with my dolls
  • Ah, yes, the funny farm
  • Hic jacet 2
  • New Page
  • This was Anglican England
  • I really understand
  • First part of Fal 2021
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet 2021
  • Trash
  • The horoor
  • The Reformation
  • Uncle Joe and the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Dixi@ I have spokwn
  • And govenment is for what?
  • And here is picture of Jesus with his beloved pet ferret
  • Your Christmas favourite
  • Peter
  • And this is what happened
  • Les Eleutheromanes
  • I repeat, just for the hell of it.
  • So I'll just go on thinking my own thoughts
  • All times are now (1)
  • All times are now (3)
  • 'Be careful with that axe, Eugene'
  • La Ballade des Pendus
  • We do not know
  • Banal
  • The wrong kind of snow
  • Oy, monkey-nuts
  • Lizard-men
  • And of course they all know too
  • Fiver in the Death Warren
  • And lo it came to pass
  • One way to deal with sexual fuxk-ups
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • Frauds
  • Complications
  • Yes, but I know who I am
  • Today satirized as
  • Dill, the bit in the middle
  • Question
  • Ah, but
  • What can be wrong with that?
  • So what have I done
  • And this is the state of my body
  • Absolutely insolent, absolutely evil, absolutely degenerate
  • Dangerous wild beasts
  • Cowardly, contemptible cock=suckers
  • Farce
  • Thus, m'lud, it is clearly demonstrated
  • An offence against law, fact, reason, sanity
  • So we go through it all again
  • The empty swimming-pool
  • So I have questions
  • One more bloody time
  • It remains the best way
  • Get real
  • Two to the power of 75000 to one against and falling
  • Along with Oolon Colluphid
  • Head honcho
  • So why - ?
  • Civilized behaviour
  • 'Be careful with that axe,Eugene' (2)
  • Deep Thought
  • England in the C21st
  • So what's next?
  • I do understand
  • Right bloody waste of make-up
  • An aggressive cancer
  • A question of degree (not the academic kind)
  • McDonnell's little friends in Iran
  • Ah, yes, McDonnell
  • Everything was perfectly normal
  • Blog
  • So when did you hear - ?
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • Time for a wash and brush-up (2)
  • So calming
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Google Images search
  • Am enthusiastic amateur classicist
  • It only remains therefore
  • Aum mani padme hum
  • New Page
  • WHen everything fails
  • Jackson
  • Thus
  • Tsk, tsk, tsk
  • If I may translate...
  • Perhaps you prefer - ?
  • Roast aurochs
  • Totally synbolic, totally not
  • Just doesn't matter, does it
  • Base details
  • History, should there be any
  • Libro de los juegos
  • Yuck! Kitten-eaters!
  • Sea-changes: writing the 60s out of history
  • So do just tell
  • The end of the world is nigh
  • New Page
  • The party of law and order
  • Thank you, Prime Minister, that will be all
  • Fit for human habitation
  • Aw, Dimitri!
  • Yes? And?
  • Ah, bon, les putes
  • Indicting Tories
  • Poor Mr Sunak
  • Falsity
  • RL
  • Untitled
  • The D-word
  • Nye, wouldst that thou wert living at this hour!
  • Sp gp fpr ot
  • Fortunately there are more elevated things to do than contemplate infected shit
  • The parable of the respirator
  • Arbeit macht frei
  • Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
  • It's the grapes that come from Chile
  • Untitled
  • The actual social principles of Christianity
  • The social principles of Christianity as observed by Marx
  • Bananas and eggs with your polio
  • The hallmarks of the age
  • Gilead
  • Spinal tap
  • Purr
  • An atypical population
  • New Page
  • Leche-culs
  • The Woman with the Book and the Woman with the Bow
  • RTFM
  • The ceding of democratic control
  • I shit on you daily
  • The ceding of democratic control pt 2
  • Fortunately there are civilized people to talk to
  • This is how to deal with pervert monkeys
  • Pink stars and burquas
  • Ditching the theology of love: reprise
  • A happy communist life
  • Or you prefer Nigel?
  • Our papa
  • My turf, bubba
  • Guarding the pigs
  • Just a little obvious
  • New Page
  • BDSM
  • The deeds, Naylor, the deeds
  • So Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • And the hunt continues
  • Jesus!
  • Question for those with daughters
  • So what has happened to Jesus?
  • New Page
  • All on prime-time television
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • You know, like at Hokabi and Caniba and so on
  • Until they learn
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • New Page
  • Don't forget they ain't fucking illitrit
  • There when it gets shitty
  • Luke 23:46
  • Of course he argued with himself about it.
  • Democracy: a system devised to cage and contain power
  • If there are any future historians
  • What to, the Higgs boson?
  • Maya's assassination
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • 1. Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • 1. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • 2. Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Who are pensioners?
  • Party political broadcast...
  • Look at all the little lungfish
  • Unfit to govern
  • Protozoa capering in the primeval soup
  • Have you managed to be human?
  • Life in a fact-free world
  • And of course our dear friends the anti-vaxxers
  • The wrong kind of Muggle
  • Just put this on Twitter too
  • Precisely how - ?
  • Aroint thee, Muse!
  • Death by government
  • Cruel and unusual punishment
  • It is, I think, the creation of Vernon and Marge
  • Gee, isn't it just the market?
  • There would not therefore seem to be an real difference
  • The goose that laid the golden eggs
  • The gifts that kept on giving
  • Only 37.9 million tourists a year
  • The Big Squeeze
  • All the same gig
  • Lolling insolent evil
  • So now I walk with a rollator
  • So, I deem
  • Terror-tactics against a medically vulnerable woman
  • New Page
  • There is no dark
  • Me
  • The issues facing my grand-parents
  • Don't forget the house that Keir built
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The way through the woods
  • Bit late for me and my steed...
  • Art is individualism
  • Magdalene laundries
  • I told you not to put all the stars out
  • Indeed the animals have a big problem with my family
  • In the garden with Mummy
  • ComSymp
  • Chanctonbury Ring
  • Doubtless too busy
  • Light reading
  • Reality 102: reprise
  • Reality 103: reprise
  • Reality 103a: reprise
  • Reality 104: reprise
  • Religious census of 1851
  • Mortal sin
  • If Twitter is anything to go by...
  • The 1945 Labour landslide
  • So just look at them all, Vice-Chancellor
  • And of course an offence to UCL
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • The new Marxism
  • Coal in the bath and the victim culture (2)
  • Nice bit of bedtime reading
  • Christ, you are so boring!
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • And of course this
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • Thus Bobbles
  • Fal and Tet
  • Mr Benn's questions.
  • Mr Benn's questions. A good clear message. The IRA
  • Just so - so - so
  • None of this of course is subject to discussion
  • Therefore, ain't I got no respect
  • Nor do I tug my forelock
  • Book of Common Prayer
  • 'I know that my Redeemer liveth'
  • Meanwhile an offal-fest on Twitter'
  • Spine
  • This is what they expected me to push
  • What? Oh, the picture Jesus mentioned
  • Our servants not our masters (2)
  • His Majesty's the model of a modern major-general
  • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others (2)
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Journey to the edge of the universe
  • Oh they do get so antsy
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner: reprise
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • Quid agas
  • Balrogs
  • C10th architects
  • Truss and Braverman
  • Imbeciles
  • As for the rest of it...
  • So:
  • Totally ordinary Brits
  • The corruption of history
  • 'Imagination has seized power!'
  • So, you, Blair
  • Without fear or favour
  • So a special round of applause for
  • The Anglican garden: reprise
  • It is remarkably tedious
  • All times are now (1) reprise
  • All times are now (2) reprise
  • All times are now (3): reprise
  • All times are now (4): reprise
  • All times are now (5): reprise
  • All times are now (6)
  • Maya's assassination: reprise
  • Lizard-men: reprise
  • Doth it not say in the Book of Pious Crap
  • That government by the corrupt and inane for the corrupt and inane shall not perish from this earth
  • And answer Mr Benn's questions
  • Thus the dirty shit-filled hierarchical fascist brains
  • PANTHER...
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
  • You might also enjoy Sredni Vashtar
  • Girls. You were saying? About girls?
  • 'And gentlemen in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • This happened in RL
  • Ooh
  • HMQ
  • How to lose operations other than war
  • There, isn't that just so cute:reprise
  • Ah, the sub-species woman
  • How do you dare?
  • Oh look what they're saying about me: reprise
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain': reprise
  • A lemur speaks!
  • Welcome to London, Mr President
  • HMQ (2)
  • Gee, guys, what might have happened
  • Neither benefiting from nor obsesssed by
  • In sum, then
  • The succession that matters
  • In sum, therefore
  • It has therefore been established
  • And be damned to you: reprise
  • Who did impose on a subject of Her Britannic Majesty
  • How the cards fell
  • Prefer high crimes and misdeameanours
  • Time for something else
  • Couldn't finish without your favourite song
  • The Abbey
  • The end of the world is nigh: reprise
  • Men don't get it
  • 'In order to rightly judge these efforts known as the "woman movement"'
  • I'm sure Mr Kwarteng believes in equality
  • Get real fast
  • Roast aurochs: reprise
  • It didn't work last time, peeps
  • Doctors
  • Ants
  • Bellatrix
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • It's like this, Nurses
  • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • And you do not make me into a porter
  • I do so understand
  • How you hate intelligence
  • How you hate intelligence; reprise
  • So how many people has Medicine destroyed?
  • Don't you like my DNA?
  • So you're going to sue me?
  • I understand
  • Hmm, so I guess...
  • Yes I understand
  • This is how it should be? Reallyy?
  • Special mentions
  • The wayside
  • My country. Took seizin
  • To whom it may concern
  • Do tell
  • A blank wall
  • Democracy is so yesterday
  • Nothing is too low
  • https://www.coursera.org/learn/our-earth?
  • No interest to me, old boy. No interest whatever
  • Burn the witch at the stake! How much money we shall make!
  • One quick question
  • And something for Bobbles
  • If...
  • 'MI5's mission is to keep the country safe.'
  • Reality reprise
  • Reality reprise 2
  • Your life in their hands, Episode 923452
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Never trust, never assume sanity will prevail
  • New Page
  • So in short
  • The University in its death throes
  • Narrow focus
  • The absolute insolence, therefore
  • In shorter
  • Same old
  • Same old (2)
  • So there it is
  • So they just couldn't possibly
  • Ringleaders
  • Encore une fois the manual
  • Butchers and would-be murderers
  • Nor of course response to my vid
  • Or the second one
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind (20
  • Please don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • So who knows
  • As if I were capable of caring
  • Above the law
  • Depict them therefore in bondage
  • Money talking
  • Pure BDSM
  • Please don't forget Lattic
  • Meeee
  • 'There is no dark'
  • Hellenismos, tau-neutrinos, hanging
  • Vita brevis ars longa
  • True targets
  • I a woman
  • Boring
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • Thus I refer you to...
  • Break the stupid cunt's back
  • So there it is
  • irreducible evil
  • Oversight
  • Mock, yes, crawl, no
  • All the things you haven't changed
  • Cute family picture
  • You can check it out on the DTIC site
  • Eagles are rare in WC1
  • High crimes and midemeanour

Extract from The Anile Heir ©2017.
 
I, Ysabel Jehan Howard, hereby assert and give notice of my right under s.77 of the Copyright, Design and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this book.
 
​Cantilip:  Hi, I’m Cantilip from Van-senok.  I too am sure curious to know more of the model standard in the south - but I do have to say some of you guys are a little out on earthpower, confusing it with womanspirit, invented by modern Harn. We do not do healing crystals! Look forward to talking to you.
“Meh,” said Vanya.  “Is that a suitable response?”
“Three out of five,” said Tar, “is generally held to be a majority.”
Harnwitch:  Now, excuse me, a whole lot of scholarship went into re-creating the ancient belief-system of our foremothers and womanspirit is nothing if not authentic.  What do you think you are talking about?
Cantilip: The Cult. 
Harnwitch: That does not seem to me to be an answer.
                       Cantilip: That’s the point.  I’m renowned for my tact.  Let me say at least I do understand where women in Harn are coming from.  They burned us, too.  When they caught us, which wasn’t often.  As I understand womanspirit, it’s a pacifist reaction to High Harn, than which of course there was nothing lower.  Earthpower is non-aggressive.  Pacifist, not.  When we caught them, we killed them.  The other thing is that earthpower is balance.  If you take a list of opposites, strong-weak, passive-active, rational-irrational   The third thing, of course, is that the Cult only crossed the water to Kadun after the fall of High Harn and it sure wasn’t healing crystals and non-violence which caused that.
                       Harnwitch: I can sure see that, at least.  But if you are saying your earthpower caused the collapse of High Harn - that makes no sense!  Everyone knows the darned Cult took over Kadun.
                       Various:          Burned you???  WTF?
                       Cantilip:          Better than the cage.
                       Various:          The what?
                       Cantilip:          You don’t want to know.
                       Harnwitch:      I know.  It was beyond obscene.
                       Cantilip:          Longbows and cannon caused the collapse of High Harn.  As we know, the Cult has certain mind-control techniques, like hypnosis.  You do have to be in range, so to speak. Pacifism was not on the menu. Exactly what am I saying?  The Mosai Wars could not have happened if the indigenous culture of Harn had been pacifist.
                       Harnwitch:  I am following that bit, but you are still not making any sense, if you will forgive my saying so!  Then the same must be true of Kadun and everyone knows it took Narulis to free Kadun.
Cantilip:         Aaaaargh!  No, no, no!  Some of us call it the Fidubi scam.  The Cult landed on our west coast.  We failed to push them back into the sea.  We drove them east.  Perhaps I should fill in a few gaps.  Narulis did not arrive in Carlin to find irturbi passive under the heel of tyranny!  He arrived to find Kadun in a state of war.  His general position appears to have been is this a private war or can anyone join in.  The armies of west and east met broadly in the middle.
Asdinan: That’s the broad picture.  To colour it in a bit, it’s more that all hell was breaking out in the west/ - literally - and rumour reached us in Carlin, people fleeing east to escape ye foe.  The second time it was because the Anile Court turned rotten.  This current infestation is more complicated.  There are three strands.  Industrialization and a poorly educated and plain poor population of workers to prey on.  Technology, spreading the word.  Behind both: apparently limitless capital from the banks in the City.  They snare people.  With sex, with drugs, with the promise of power for the powerless.  I know someone who answered some grubby little ad pretending to be a working-class guy.  He doesn’t know if it was Cult or not, being wise enough to get out before he found out, but it was all there, women at your disposal, promises of wealth and power. 
           Nontia-li:  Hi guys, I’m Vasuculi, heard this was worth a look and wow, what do I find!  I’m reckoning if anyone can answer my question it’s you guys.  Why is Kadun susceptible to the Cult.  With all due respect, it seems to me there must be a vulnerability in this earthpower.  It doesn’t take any great knowledge of human nature to know that if people do not fight the bad guys take over but it has been emphatically stated earthpower is not pacifist.
Karula sat back grinning madly at her monitor.
Cantilip:  The doctrines of the Cult are a foul inversion of earthpower.  Earthpower holds everything is in some sense alive, has energy, the Cult holds everything is in some sense dead, is inert, or if it isn’t now it will be.  Death is the one true reality of existence.  All life is to be lived in fear of death and if you’re not afraid of death the Cult will rectify that.  The torments they inflict in life will be yours to enjoy for eternity.  The relationship between that and inertia is not immediately apparent: what is inert is you.  You have no will, no choice, no hope.  Certainly earthpower is non-aggressive: we do not seek war.  Certainly it is not pacifist.  What one may call the vulnerability lies in the doctrine of being.  In earthpower, people simply are, at one with the universe.  This loss of self is perverted by the Cult into submission to its will, deemed co-terminous with the reality of the universe. 
Nontia-li: I thank you.  I am learning so much!  But how can any sane person believe you spend life after death in agony?  I personally would not be sure I believe in life after death at all, but I sure think that if I did it would be a field of flowers.
Cantilip:  Evil grin.  What, not Va, the Silver Homeland?
Nontia-li: More Fidubi scam?
Cantilip: We can be detached and academic about this or we can scream.  It’s a very simple scam.  When the empire was good it was Fidubi.  When it was evil, it was irturbi. 
Mel: And of course what the good guys in Kadun believe and think is what Fidub believes and thinks.
Cantilip: !!!!
Mel: My innocent Dabidan mind was severely jolted by Carlin.
Asdinan: Evillest grin.
Mel: The essence of what the Cult teaches is that people are filth. You will see that going around  merely telling people they are filth is not the most obvious way to win followers.  For that you need to refer back to what As said about sex and drugs.  By corrupting people you can get them to see themselves as filth.  By terrorizing them, you can get them to do filthy things.  Filth deserve punishment.  If I can just correct one thing Cantilip said, in the more - I use the term advisedly - diseased reaches of the adept’s brain it is possible to escape eternal pain by begging for ever greater torment.  At a certain level of self-abasement, not surprisingly ill-defined, one is released and subsumed into the Great Master.
                       Hass to Sarat: Another old friend of the family pitched up at Mel’s Place. That’s three of them.
                       Sarat to Hass: I can count! I guess I’m going to have to talk to these guys.
                       Hass to Sarat: Nothing like looking up long-lost friends.
                       Sarat to Hass: If I post the whole freaking world assumes.
                       Hass to Sarat: You need to talk to them first.
                       Sarat to Hass: I need to be clear what I have to say! 
 
For the record, Sarat did not think he was a tree.  He liked NoZone for the same reason he liked CLIK: they were radical, they didn’t faff around, there were no accommodations.
 
           After a while, Mitch said: “Two things.  1) I do not think you have a high opinion of irturbi  who have been sitting on our damn asses in the City.  2) Is more interesting.  Do you consider yourselves irturbi at all?”
“Why did you not go to PANTHER?”
“That is a long story.”
“Start telling it.”
Progressive, hip, cool, egalitarian that Mitch is, he is not accustomed to peremptory orders.
“We had certain issues,” said Karula smoothly.
“Questions,” acknowledged Mitch. “Cho answered them.”
 “Get some of the cats.”
“You work with cats?” asked Mitch
The Sardun guy, whose name by the way, was Siltas, gave him a look that said what kind of a bloody fool are you.
“It’s a learning-curve,” said Mitch.
The cats listened.  Good questions.  Good to clarify.  We think you should post them.
“Is that appropriate?” asked Karula.
The cats grinned.
“Ask the host.”
Siltas seemed markedly more friendly.
A very familiar figure was approaching.
Mitch jumped up.
“Qine, you bastard!”
Qine smiled
“Heard you were in the neighbourhood.  Joined up, have you.”
“Pretty well,” said Mitch.
But Qine seemed very slightly ill at ease and Mitch grinned to himself as he computed it as roughly the best of guys in Kadun may be unfamiliar with the company of the female of the species, even if they work with them the ladies if lucky get categorized as honorary males.
“This is Karula,” he said.
“I am so pleased to meet you at last,” said Karula
“Mitch’s lady has to be a good friend of mine,” said Qine.  “I would assume you think alike on many things.”
Oh I see! thought Mitch.
“I should not say my views have materially altered.  Matured, perhaps!”
“I would say the same meself,” said Qine.  “Some of the lads and lasses, we wondered if you might like to have a bite of supper with us and perhaps share some of those views.”
Kick myself, kick myself, kick myself.
“OK,” Mitch said to Marula, “just how many people thought I’d backed out.”
“Too bloody clever for your own good,” said Marula.
And so it came to pass that Karula lay on her stomach with a netbook in front of her and prepared to continued her silly female prattle at Mel’s Place in a sort of hut in the forest. Right cosy, mind, Qine had said, needs to be with weather up here.
“I think – “ said Varulin.
“Awfully interested to see the response. Sergeant.”
Mitch sat figuring out the shortest route to Zur that didn’t involve crossing Kadun. Eek, said Karula, don’t go yet!
You must imagine all that follows punctuated by repeated attempts to crash the server.
AKADUNNCO:
SUBJECT: Women in Kadun
My lass, she’s 14.  Right bright she is.  She’s got ambition and I want her to get on. Only she can’t.  There’s a phrase she got off the Grid.  She says to me, Dad, I know there’s a glass ceiling. Too young to understand.  Strikes me, some folk in the south don’t quite understand. Of course there’s grunting sexist pigs, she got that off the Grid too!  I would not hear of a woman in the Army as is it right now.  Can’t control where she’s posted.  What do people think would happen to a girl posted to a Cult regiment?  Army, civilian, no difference.  A girl wants to do politics, just run the flower-show, love.  Cos if she gets anywhere near the top anywhere she’s going to run into them. You’ll maybe say that’s true for boys too.  Worse for girls. Much worse.  I don’t know as I have the exact words but a lad – as long as he behaves himself.  A lass – some of them just look at her and see something they want to hurt, humiliate.
ALLATSEA: Dabidan Fleet.  Ah-ah-ah.  I think some of us might have said stuff we should retract
Apologies, guys.  I guess a lot of you have daughters.
AGOU:  We are Kadun officers.  I think it may broadly be said none of us – no-one sane – wishes his children to grow up in Kadun as currently constituted. 
KARULA: There is the question of what comes after. 
AGOU: Is that not what we are here to discuss?
KARULA: ROTFL.
AGOU:  We should imagine many people would be most interested to hear the views of the Dabidan military on the more sordid aspects of male-female relations. Let us be frank.  In Cult regiments pornography is freely circulated no human being should contemplate. Mere nakedness?
FINA: Dabidan Army.  We take the piss.  No-one ever had boobs that big.
AGOU: That of course depends on an absence of hierarchy enabling you to speak freely.
FINA: That of course depends on an absence of hierarchy enabling us to speak freely.
ALLATSEA:   I think it’s also – all of us are affected by the existence of the Cult, just in reverse.  There’s a feeling that it’s inadequate to want to look at even soft porn – but then you guys don’t have our nudist beaches to satisfy your aesthetic desires!
AGOU: Brochures are available on the Grid?
MITCH: Micheal ban-sarndiq-vaq.  My father is Master of Var-sega’.  I’m Karula’s other half.  My friend call me Mitch, my enemies that damned anarchist Var-sega’ Among the repeatable.  We are currently in Van-senok with the resistance. My own analysis is that our noble army is in revolt against barbarism.  I freely accept all do not see democracy as co-terminous with civilization. I would also say there is a confusion over what are the indigenous values of Kadun; these are commonly held to be those bacilli, and they are not.  Cantilip has told us a little of earthpower, which is the true indigenous culture of Kadun.  She has also mentioned my favourite, the Fidubi scam: when the empire was good it was Fidubi, when it was bad, it was irtubi.  I do not think people refer to Jaizal as our last Fidubi emperor.  Narulis and his guys joined with irturbi because they had shared values. The unfortunate consequence of the unwitting assault on our indigenous values is to have squeezed them out of Kadun on the pretext they were the Fidubi import and so alien, the true culture of Kadun being held to be that of bacteria. You will see this is a little annoying. 
AGOU:  We have reached much the same conclusions ourselves.  It is not that we dislike Fidubi by any means, but they can be extraordinarily irritating.
MITCH: Think they own the damn’ world!
AGOU: That is the sort of thing we have in mind.
FIDUBIFLIER: Spare our blushes!
MITCH: Mock horror!  Not FAF
FIDUBIFLIER: Never ones to miss a good party.
AGOU: Of course they make excellent pilots.
MITCH: I would suggest you have to be a really special sort of person to valiantly uphold the regime in Azt and that fortunately for the human race few of its members are quite that special.  In the south they are generally confined to psychiatric prisons.  A  number of elements is in play, not least of course nationalism and conservatism. To have reservations about women and gays, about democracy itself, is not necessarily to be a creature from the pit of desecration. There is something called evil against which I should hope all sane people anywhere on this continemt are united.”
AGOU: You mix with persons of a feline disposition.  Some of us, it must be said, are rather dog men
KOLA: Sardun.  Some of you are bloody fools.  We in Sardun are not bloody fools.  Of course we take the point about the Cult regiments.  Women are fighting for Kadun.  Do you understand that?  Cats, trees, silly little girls are wandering around with machine-pistols.  Silly little girls are being obscenely tortured and ending up dead, though only occasionally, because we are very, very good.
AGOU: You have been in combat?
KOLA: Yes.
AGOU: And a person of the feminine gender?
KOLA: Yes.
AGOU: Evil grin.  Then we must address ourselves solely to the gentlemen.  Gentlemen, the desire to protect a lady does not impede efficiency?
MALU: Male!  We have lived rough, we have been cold.  Male and female, we have huddled together.  For warmth! When the quarry of the hebade geralis, sex is not on your mind.  When your entire being is dedicated to staying alive. To speak of the foul thing that as has been said influences everything, yes, I knew one who sacrificed himself to save a woman, but that was not - only one could survive, both of equal value.  The fate of a woman at the hands of the geralis is worse than the fate of a man. He made himself a target so she could get away.  On other occasions I have known women risk themselves to save men.  Equally it is – inefficient a woman go back to save a male comrade, a woman worry more about a man wounded beside her than about the fight.  It is human.  Or we are as vile as they.
BEIA: Concur. PANTHER.  I’ve been in fire-fights in Kadun.I think we have to yet again consider the enemy.  If for some bizarre and inconceivable reason we were at war with Vasucula, I should know the wounded would be treated in a civilized fashion.”
SERIAN-TA: You mean we are not VILE?   I too have experienced the thrill of the chase. Vaudos, as you know, is  not a nice place.  And of course on our border.  Certain activities too close to the border for comfort came to our attention.
MALU: That was Godan?
SERIAN-TA: Indeed it was.  Some folks may not be familiar with border between Vasucula and Var-sega’ but it is narrowed by a dog-leg, an intrusive triangle of what is formally Kadun but which we in Vasucula and Var-sega’ consider our own.  Also vital to getting guys in and out.
MITCH: I thank you.
SERIAN-TA: The pleasure is ours.
SALYA:  Dabidan.  Please, someone, what’s geralis.
MITCH: ROTFLMAO.  Hebade geralis.  It’s irtubi.  Fucking cunts.  Doesn’t it sound so much more civilized.  Many in the south of course use hebade to evade the charge of impolite language in polite company.
HASS: In Carlin it’s CTTLs.  Change The Third Letter.
Short pause
AGOU: I trust we are entirely welcome.
HASS:  Entirely.
KARULA
SUBJECT: PANTHER
Mitch and I had many questions about PANTHER. We had done a certain amount of research on the Grid and I have to say that we found the history of PANTHER mightily confusing.  This  sure would seem an appropriate time to share our new knowledge! I am sure there are many cats here who will correct me if I get it wrong.
We learned that all PANTHER is Kadun PANTHER.  PANTHER spread to Fidub from Kadun, not as is so often held the other way round. Unless you go back even further. The heart, the soul, the DNA of PANTHER lie in the shrine at Maona-Pri but there was no organization.  It was Narulis’ idea to gather guys round him capable of defeating the Cult and those guys were primarily irturbi.  As you must know, Narulis had 22 men with him, total.   The learning came from Fidub but it was only later the guys in Fidub saw the point of having PANTHER as an arm of government.
Is this not all quite fascinating?  We learned also that central to the ethos of PANTHER is that when push comes to shove they obey no-one.  It is necessary to put this in the context of what is referred to as the Kadun cock-up - when the empire turned rotten.  Initially, PANTHER were paid by the empire. Narulis was a scion of the House of Fire and originally it was the House of Fire who took up the idea of PANTHER.  I guess it had never previously occurred to them that any defensive organization was required.  At that point the three big isles, Sohenisle, Leolisle, Utmost Isle were basically self-governing.  The amalgam was called Fidub but there wasn’t really much idea of a nation-state. Maona-Pri of course existed, but you couldn’t really call it the capital because it didn’t do the things capitals do. That came from Kadun too. Narulis made Azt pretty much the hub of the known world. . 
At that point, therefore, it is fine to say there was a Fidubi PANTHER and it became paid by what was roughly the State of Fidub.  But PANTHER was always adamant that it was Narulis’ cub
When the empire went pear-shaped, PANTHER were no longer paid.  You may imagine poor half-starved stray cats! Of course some cats or those sympathetic to them were well-off in their own right and helped out. Some had ordinary jobs.  Some of them took any work they could get.  After the defeat of Jaizal - hat-tip to our hosts! – PANTHER  limped back to Fidub to rethink.  The House of Fire really did not want to know that Sonny had screwed up and what for the purposes of the argument we can call Fidubi PANTHER were not impressed by that. PANTHER, sat down to rethink themselves.  First and foremost they set about making themselves financially secure.
VARIOUS: That’s nonsense!  WTF!  Etc.
AGUO: So the essence would appear to be that any future leadership in Kardun, would have to be backed by PANTHER.  Indeeed that sounds somewhat dramatic but is hardly more than we knew already.  Shall PANTHER and of course Sardun defeat the third letters to bolster a government of which they disapprove.  Unless of course that government be democratically elected.
VAX:  PANTHER.  To clarify, some PANTHER are of course citizens of the Republic of Fidub.  Most are not.  Irtubi cats cannot be regarded as subject to the government in M-P.
AFALIN: :I’m Fidubi and this is doing my head in.  Are you quite sure of this?
VAX: Quite sure.  I run Cho’s office.
AFALIN: Ah-oo.  But 22 guys.  How’d he get to be emperor?
Assorted, on line and off line both: now you come to mention it, I don’t exactly know!
KARULA: The key to that is probably silver.  Contact between Fidub and Kadun along our east coast long predated Narulis. When guys whose belief-system was the power of the earth arrived on islands not only powerful but vocal, they naturally regarded them as their spiritual home. What is fascinating is the critical role of silver.  I know it is all myth, but that myth dominated a more superstitious age.  Silver was seen as a kind of universal warder-off of evil.  Fidub believed she was  clean because of her silver-lodes and the singing of the Isles came from the native silver.  In myth silver destroys evil.   In fact, it's an anti-bacterial.   It's really easy to see that the medical use of silver could have been seen as magic.  We have silver, but for some reason we didn't know it.  If there is one thing Fidub taught us it is the mining, refining and casting of silver. I was researching the Dacunine  Window! Silver was and is used in the making of stained glass, particularly the yellows and golds.
MEL: To some irturbi at least the Fidubi belief-system was simply a particular kind of earth-power.   The archaeological evidence is fascinating.  Goes back to forever.  There’re Fidubi pottery, coins, weapons in the museum in Car-sandis and equally there’s a whole gallery in the National at M-P devoted to irturbi artefacts from the Utmost Isle.
AFALIN: Make note to self: go to museum!
Sarat padded off to see Cho.
“Mitch fought for a segani.”
“Use it and be heard!”
“Two things at the same time.  I mean he didn’t - I guess he didn’t - sigh and - “
“Regard it as his tedious duty as my lord Var-sega’?”
“But if he wasn’t he’d have got nowhere.”
“What both of you want is the rule of law, in which it is not necessary.
“I suppose,” said Sarat slowly, “I kind of resent it.  It’s in the way.  What is the big deal about what I want to do?  The big deal is it’s a big deal!”
“Nonetheless, without it you would get nowhere.”
“It does my head in.  What is the difference?”
“Between what?”
“Between Mitch and me.”
“A loud-mouthed Fidubi brat who doesn’t give a damn.”
Right in the middle and totally outside.  Poor kid, no wonder it confuses him!
Enough! screamed Azt.  Intolerable insolence! screamed Azt.  We must strike! screamed Azt.  Corsin sighed. 
OK, we test.
Vampires appear to be taking a drunken stroll along the border, lurching over to the other side, oops, where are me manners, back to their own side.
They become aware they are being watched.
Are you lost?
Can we help at all?
Kadun is that way.
What the fuck! Pastel starburst streaked across the skies of Ciletij.  How girly...This cannot fucking be!  Birds!  They narrowly avoid a flock of geese.  Real?  Illusion?  That depends.  Some minds create illusions as wispy as paper, others illusions with physical form.  Some of the vampires risked it, flew through the geese, paper-panthers. Called your bluff, fuckers. TAke this! Sky apparently black, rain, hail, fog
More pastel starburst
FAF are behind the vampires and firing, but what were they firing, some of it was very real, very genuine, automatic fire.  Stupid cunts can’t even shoot straight! Who says we want to hit you?
 What the fuck are they firing. Look like little boxes.  Instruments don’t work.  Something  capturing their minds and it’s bloody hard to dislodge, at least and fly at the same time, auto-pilot while we deal with, at  Jammed.  We are being herded.  I repeat we are being herded. Don’t fucking tell everyone! 
They expected to be shot. Sardun expected to shoot them.  There is in theory no adept so utterly lost that he cannot heal himself and be healed but by the time you’re Corsin chance would be a fine thing and this is a war not an experiment in psychotherapy.
Some guys in Fidub want to talk to them, said FAF.
There are worse fates.  Being handed over to Ciletij.
May we ask what internment in bloody Fidub entails?
Hours of interrogation on our sun-drenched shores of Vasucula surrounded by people in shorts who can fry your brains if you so much as blink out of place.
I do not doubt it.
If you want to return to Kadun to take your chances, we shall be happy to oblige.
 There remains the matter of leaving Kadun.
We have that figured.
Why did I doubt it?
You want to know how it’s done, said FAF.  It wasn’t a question. And possibly you think of incinerating half PANTHER  and returning to Azt with the goodies.  It ain’t gonna happen.


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