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  • Most pernicious
  • Be careful what you wish for...
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  • Homeric hymn to Pan
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  • What the hell. I have nothing to lose
  • My Adventures
  • My Story
  • Essentials
    • The earth is not flat
    • The abolition of mind
    • Things that only need saying once-one e tel
    • Manners makyth man
    • Coal in the bath and the victim culture
    • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others
    • So some guys had the really freaky idea that we should love one another
    • Jesus!
    • 'Judge not that ye be not judged'
    • Goo
    • The way we were: Anglican England
    • 'Avatars of living grace'
    • Ditching the theology of love
    • Reality >
      • Islam in the West
      • Reality 102
      • Reality 103
      • Reality 103a
      • Reality 104
  • PANTHER: the argument
    • Essential PANTHER
    • PANTHER: the graphics
  • Moi
    • Well, what I think is...
  • The new Marxism
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Who owns me if I do not own myself?
    • The weight of internal contradictions, comrades
  • Dill's World (blog)
  • New Page
  • The collapse of education
    • The Great University Education Scam
    • And here is the gnus
    • Of Paramecium and Spirogyra
    • The Dumpy Pocket Book for Biologists
  • The Anile Heir
    • Fal
    • Shavli
    • Dill
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Sarat, our hero
  • For Katie: Harry Secombe: 'The Lord is my Shepherd'
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
    • Otting
    • THAT AM I >
      • New Page
    • Medicine: the joke
    • It's like this, Doc >
      • You were saying
    • Medicine: the continuing joke
    • 'By Tummel and Loch Rannoch'
    • The laughing-stock of the civilized world
    • And be damned to you
    • In the garden with Mummy
    • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
    • Blair: the icing on the cake
    • Expecto patronam
    • Scarlet battalions
    • My family: any colour so long as it's red
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (1)
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (2)
    • Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
    • So you have a problem with my family, fucker?
    • 'Jew-Communists'
    • Margaret, my great-grandmother, an Irish tart
    • The FUQs
    • Dear Wannabe Nemesis
    • Shall we try again, Bobbles my sweet?
    • Evil
    • Dixi (that's Latin, you know, Father)
    • The cultural use of the lamp-post
    • A home from home
    • All times are now (1)
    • All times are now (2)
    • For Katie: All times are now (3)
    • For Katie: All times are now (4)
    • For Katie; All times are now (5)
    • For Katie: All times are now (6)
    • Non serviam
    • This colour doesn't run
    • The balance
  • Civilization - the balance
  • Gallery
    • And be damned to you
    • Catholic Encyclopaedia 1912: Obedience
    • Voltaire and Jesus
    • Tertullian, Women in Canon Law (1912) and Mulieris Dignitatem (1988)
    • Padding through the Vatican archives
    • The Vatican State
    • Extra ecclesiam nulla salus: go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass 'Go'
    • A short history lesson
    • A phrase-book for monkey-nuts
    • Summary: the abode of the loon
    • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Concerning the Church of England >
      • Bukharin and Preobrazhensky: Communism and Religion
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Freedom of Thought
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Transubstantiation
      • Thomas Paine: The Age of Reason
      • Lenin: Socialism and Religion
      • Marx: 'So much for the social principles of Christianity'
      • The Horcruxes and the illusion of power
      • 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • Led Zep: Kashmir
  • Buddhist meditation music: Zen Garden
    • Trivializing the Reformation
    • Bad moon rising
    • Dear Pope Benedict, You wish to destroy Christianity?
    • 24-inch waist SAS
    • The inevitable response to serious nonsense
    • The SOE: now, boys, don't be silly
    • Nancy Wake
    • 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live' (Exodus 22:18)
    • Cantilip
  • Karula
  • Summary: the love way or the power way
  • Flashtest
  • The worst university in the country
  • Just finishing off, Dolores
  • Miss Smila's feeling for snow
  • Death of an expert witness
  • Interesting, those trips to Moscow
  • 'His single hand portrayed it'
  • Of course no-one pays any attention to poets
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The Hospital
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • I am of course reminded of a little list (of a little list)
  • In the garden with Mummy when the Nine turned up
  • Grow the fuck up, comrades
  • Thin red line
  • 'The Party', 'The Regiment'
  • Once upon a time there was a big red giant
  • Britain's not very secret weapon
  • The headlines
  • The waning of the age of aquarium
  • Letter to MI5: Playing The Patriot Game
  • Those in peril on the sea
  • The Patriot Game (song)
  • Country matters: 'Elf and Safety
  • The Matter of Britain
  • Marianne
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • The rat-catchers
  • 'And gentleman in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • The evidence no-one asks for
  • England
  • My father when young 2
  • A few of my books
  • The Intelligent Woman's Guide to Socialism and Capitalism
  • Barry's book-plate (evil grin)
  • Barry: 'demob' if only from the MOI and redeployment at JWT
  • Barry: publishing contracts with Curtis Brown
  • Barry's funeral service
  • Family album
  • Barbara's 100th birthday
  • And Nigel's funeral: read by Saul on the whale-backed Downs
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Class mum lives in a field with Dinge: the intellectual Left
  • Within you, without you
  • Because the world is round, it turns me on
  • More Lattic and other incredibly cool stuff
    • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • Hass and Venga
  • The Lover of Jalaluddin Rumi and some things you never wanted to know about translation
  • Love IS the law
  • Shahriar's sites for sore eyes
  • Islamic art and civilization
  • Abu Nuwas
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Harry's Place v. Scumbag College
  • Henrietta wondered if HP was too soft on Sparte-Smythe
  • Koorosh Modarresi of the Worker-Communist Party of Iran
  • Rumy Hasan of the Birmingham Socialist Alliance
  • Sharia socialists
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: plus ca change....
  • Illustrations of the Rubaiyat
  • Hell, objectively speaking: St Catherine of Genoa
  • Joe Stote
  • Katy Kianush
  • 'Brothers, if you hear...'
  • L'Internationale
  • A Lioness's Quest
  • The Battle of Evermore
  • Rosa Luxemburg
  • Love in a time of cholera
  • TEKEL: Religious, guys? Doesn't that mean shit?
  • Please do not feed the god. He really doesn't appreciate it.
  • Instead of God eating people, people eat God. Seems a good swap
  • Herstory
  • Ultramontanism
  • Multiverse defined by the sexual equipment of the human male
  • Civis romana sum?
  • Sunday School, 1913: 'THE GATES WILL BE OPEN TO ALL MANKIND'
  • Huxley
  • Consciousness 101
  • Jesus Christ the apple-tree
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Trial before Pilate
  • 'For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die!'
  • Much how I feel about doctors and other forms of intellectual pollution in the University, really
  • Jesus, a human being
  • By all means get us wrong, Father
  • 'They turned to Rome to sentence Nazareth'
  • Buddhism: frightful threat to the Church, you know
  • Dharma the Cat and the Barefoot Doctor
  • Non-duality
  • Exo, eso, balance, Balrogs et le Parti Communiste Francais 1939-1945
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: Fit the Second
  • Printing and the Reformation
  • Glossary
  • Early chess: more, er, gentlemen (and ladies)
  • The Crusades: it's good to look at dates
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Nathan the Wise
  • Portly and the Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Otters return to Thames (maybe)
  • The Ottery, TW9
  • Spring: rain and shine
  • Problems with numeracy: cardinals, generals and rock 'n' roll
  • Franny and Zooey
  • The tail does not wag the dog
  • Try again? I think not: finale
  • How many deaths does it take till they know that too many British Muslim women have died
  • Who killed Banaz
  • Sexism, racism, Islamophobia, Marxophobia and a rather interesting school
  • Aaargh! The Terrible Tonge-Monster!
  • Just hammering the stake a little further in
  • A second English Civil War: women against women
  • The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack
  • You were saying...
  • Of course I've slain the bloody Jabberwock
  • Chapter One - Stalinism is just so yesterday
  • The rightful heir, the usurper and the usurper's bloody wife
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of one's boo
  • Fascism victorious, gloating and spurious - for the moment, certainly
  • Six counties (sob, the horror of it) lie under John Bull's tyranny
  • Calling Lord Haw-Haw
  • Cool Britannia
  • 'Hell is just as properly proper as Greenwich or as Bath or Joppa'
  • 'Any old iron, any old iron, any, any old iron...'
  • The Front Line
  • Taking it from the top...
  • Happy birthday to m
  • Extract from The Anile Heir including Lattic
  • My body my self
  • Culluket, Kastanessen and of course Coulter
  • The Girl Who Talked to Otters
  • Notes, some of which are Caroline's
  • Our revels now are ended
  • Pallas Athene
  • More notes
  • Pan pipes - conclusions - allegory
  • Shit, man, they won't even state their problem in the Agora
  • Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad
  • Poetry in motion
  • Ain't no use in looking down!/Ain't no discharge on the ground!
  • Queen - We will rock you!
  • Queen - Killer Queen
  • The wrong shaped body, inferior product
  • What a friend they have in evil, all their sins and griefs to bear
  • In sum
  • 'Building a remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy'
  • Classic Islamoballs (and of course pure Stalinism)
  • Deja vu
  • Really, there are more important things to think about....
  • Sleeping Pan by InertiaK
  • Hymn to Pan by Faun
  • Pan pipes
  • Dirty old men
  • For Katie: 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • The Stone Table cracked
  • 10 intellectual frauds of the orthodox religious and their slaves
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Intelligent women
  • 'Tales of brave Ulysses'
  • Coursera
  • Free
  • Milburn
  • A fifth column
  • Ain't there nuffink wrong with my back, apes?
  • Gunfight at OK Corral
  • Gunfight at OK Corral: the movie
  • Harmonica and Frank
  • Captain's Log: Star-Date Whatever
  • Women, the US election, the President of the United States and other cool stuf
  • The fury of a woman who has been raped
  • "Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
  • The grand-daughter of not-quite-the-founder of the Labour Party
  • Meanwhile...the lamp-post
  • 'Sarat's little joke': the Economic Liaison Officer to the Anile Throne
  • Where have all the SovSymps gone, long time passing...
  • Roots and reductionism
  • 'At anchor here I ride...'
  • 'Against all things ending'
  • New Page
  • Verstehen Sie?
  • Memoirs of London medicine
  • 28th August 2010
  • Irreducible evil
  • Irreducible evil
  • Just for you: Anthea Turner - and the python
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • Just call me Serafina Pekkala, or possibly Lady Godiva
  • A few reminders
  • More? You want more?
  • Grand finale
  • It even has a pretty cover
  • Bambi
  • C'est nous qu'on ose mediter/De rendre a l'antique esclavage!
  • A reminder of who is Marianne
  • Voici Noel!
  • Vicar of Bray
  • Spanish Ladies
  • Meanwhile back in Scilly....Song of the Western Men
  • Twenty years behind enemy lines
  • Family tree
  • Pavarotti: Little Drummer Boy
  • Walking in the air
  • 'So you think you can love me and spit in my eye/So you think you can love me and leave me to die'
  • Aw, come on, Doc, you're such an academic
  • Je suis allee voir dans sa tete
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • Talking of sheep...
  • The distancing of Jesus from the churches
  • So this is how it is to be
  • And....And Stafford....And
  • A limp prick and no balls
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Other notes
  • Other notes
  • Blair
  • No?
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt One
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt Two
  • If you're going to Acton Vale, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
  • The truth about medicine
  • Getting nowhere fast
  • Bird in the bloody wilderness
  • As I have so tiresomely repetitively said
  • Untitled
  • That which sustains
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • The lies they tell and the drivel they spout
  • Rising above the evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • We too do not do cowering
  • What the papers say
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind
  • Dust and sparkles: child of Dust and Light and Lenin
  • Just screaming
  • More ridiculous womanish screaming
  • Look, children, do look, it's a Five-Year Plan
  • Fictionally speaking...The House that Keir built
  • The heavy mob moves in: "We're Ancient Greeks. We do reason. And of course democracy."
  • What did New Labour achieve?
  • Apollo speaks
  • Physician, heal thyself - or not
  • Wholly unnecessary footnote
  • Ah, the dirty underbelly of medicine
  • Artemis' arrows
  • Dear Apollo, I think the mind-itch needs to be stronger
  • A few hymns
  • Rhinoceros!
  • Begging them to sue me for 15 years
  • 'Now that I lie here/My body all holes/I think of the traitors/Who bargained and sold'
  • Of course, if anyone has a spare atom bomb
  • Whatever it takes
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • You will see me dead rather than support me
  • Vultures waiting for the flesh that dies
  • Would you like to see the state of my mattress?
  • 'When you've shouted "Rule, Britannia!"...
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • The Fixers
  • The prince, the cardinal, the duke, the politician and the professor
  • The Enforcers
  • Me charm. You just strange
  • So what exactly am I saying here?
  • Pussy Riot: Yet another day in the destruction of Ivana Denisovich
  • Untitled
  • Pussy Riot (2): no pasaran
  • Just smile for the camera, fuckers
  • PANTHER: the animations, though not yet the videos
  • Theme music
  • So-o-o
  • Just a stupid woman screaming
  • Just a reminder of the Miracle of Exmoor
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The essential paradigm
  • No-one wants me to survive. No-one wants me to succeed
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • You have heard of the University, Doctor?
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Going back to work tomorrow
  • The gift of speech
  • Point counterpoint
  • To cut a long story short, therefore
  • To cut a long story even shorter
  • A few things you need to note
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • In brief, therefore
  • Start of first draft - what do you think of it so far?
  • Let me tell you a story, Jackanory, Jackanory...
  • Phase II
  • Thus we see the great esteem in which London medicine holds the University
  • Washed down the drain
  • Raped, butchered, destroyed means what?
  • "I invoke Artemis"
  • I invoke Artemis (II)
  • The closing-down sale. Everything must go
  • Murder by remote control
  • Insufferable
  • Befehl ist Befehl
  • Order of play
  • The Broadmoor annexe
  • I say, don't they shoot collaborators?
  • You pay them
  • Dear British Public
  • Graphically speaking.....
  • I have taken a lead
  • Endsum
  • The good news and the bad news
  • The education suitable to the masses prescribed by the C19th industrialist, therefore
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?/Medicine: the joke
  • I shit on you daily
  • It is fact
  • A new continuum...Watch this space not
  • Lady Sybil's swamp-dragons (footnote to the above)
  • The Age of Aquarius
  • But of course your usual Christmas present, little sick-bags
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before'
  • There's just one huge and enormous difference, isn't there
  • Shall we just highlight that bit?
  • Untitled
  • Untitled
  • Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
  • Untitled
  • 'Don despicable, don of death' Could I leave it out?
  • Finish with a summary of the facts
  • Roll bloody up for the greatest show on earth
  • Just thought to start to make a couple of videos
  • Killer Queen
  • It is concluded
  • A short note
  • I need help
  • Get out of my university, animals
  • Bluestockings
  • Oh, when is this going to end?
  • Go for it, fuckers, go for it
  • Fnords, Jesus and the gerund
  • Corsin and coradium
  • TAH: Chapter One
  • The cancer that is medicine
  • The Petri dish
  • Hanging them is good. Exposing them is better
  • Lattic....
  • Female = non-person
  • That which sustains reprise
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Non, c'est pas ca
  • Quod erat demonstrandum
  • To move on, therefore
  • So there you have it
  • The script
  • Ars longa vita brevis
  • PANTHER: the movie
  • Animal Farm: the midden
  • The word is psychopath
  • If you prefer, a septic tank
  • And the rest
  • Twin cores
  • Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • So just what is this bloody nonsense?
  • My knowledge of Photoshop has increased by leaps and bounds
  • Question One
  • Words and pictures
  • Etched in acid
  • Dear fucking world
  • More
  • Caniba and Hokabi
  • I think - class (Lancashire A, puh-lease, rhymes with gas)
  • What is the point of what you are saying? What is it intended to achieve?
  • PANTHER was created in 2008
  • Happy Samhain
  • Profound concern
  • The Road to the Isles
  • And of course Andy Stewart
  • 'Banks on every finger'
  • Don't tread on me
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • Untitled
  • Pretty much a classic, wouldn't you say
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them (2)
  • There is no reasoning with them
  • A little give and take
  • Extraordinary irresistible find
  • Music
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • Reprise: 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?'/Medicine: the joke
  • Mireille
  • Espèce de pute!
  • Etched in stone
  • Hate Fal the most?
  • Or Shav?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Reminder: Ars longa vita brevis
  • Reminder: PANTHER: the movie
  • 'If you cannot make up rhymes/There are always the columns of The Times'
  • Jarring blast: letter to my father 19th February 2012
  • Vermin made simple
  • You were saying
  • And so, dear MI5, dear Labour Party, dear University...
  • I who might as well be fucking dead
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • Strands
  • Dolls on music-boxes wound up by a key
  • Beyond death
  • You can fit a lot into a five-minute video
  • Je suis Charlie
  • Marble Arch? The Brandenburg Gate? The Colosseum?
  • Sort of cross between Athena and Artemis, really
  • OK, lemme be rational
  • Meanwhile...
  • Meanwhile...
  • As if: cui bono?
  • Dark satanic mills
  • Work in progress
  • Welcome to sewer NHS
  • Over my dead body
  • Beam them up to the Great Prick in the Sky
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • That which sustains finale
  • Messing about on the River: Lattic, Sarat and Shavli too
  • Christ, it's a mad monkey
  • Lots of nuffink
  • Led Zep: Kashmir (2)
  • The pillars of the West/By all means get us wrong, Father
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eater
  • Cockroach Protection League
  • Happy Easter
  • The very models of a medical practitioner
  • The Act of Desecration
  • No is the answer. What is the question? Loony alert, therefore
  • The Grand Plan
  • Go for it
  • Waste of oxygen
  • Prologue
  • Intermezzo
  • Just the time for a brief reminder
  • Mess with the best - die like the rest
  • Wailings of sick Trots not
  • Heavy metal
  • 'Allow me to introduce myself...'
  • Freddie and Peter
  • How to depict one of the most powerful men in the world
  • Moog
  • Anyone for tennis?
  • Hair
  • Hairier?
  • Hairiest?
  • Untitled
  • Python and Allen
  • Prepared for any eventuality
  • Bad moon rising with soundtrack
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before' encore une fois
  • Not one foul animal among them will uphold freedom and democracy
  • Flower power
  • Meanwhile there's really only one song for Ardeshna (and Blair)
  • Thin red line - the third of the set
  • PANTHER: the movie - nealy there
  • Do you like my channel art?
    • Sound file for you to choke on
  • Couple more soundbites to choke on
  • Home movie
  • Damaged goods
  • How is Virginia these days?
  • The Hunger Games
  • Now on YouTube
  • Second vid
  • The Mutts
  • The Mutt Pit
  • The video I shall make
  • Kindly therefore display all the wit, creaivity, intellect, education and intelligence you don't have
  • The last picture show
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • The Last Picture Show 2: female eunuchs
  • In tg
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • In
  • In the heat of the night
  • In the heat of the night
  • Not a complicated image
  • Vermin
  • 'It is a slave's lot thou describest, to refrain from uttering what one thinks'
  • Won't that be fun, Fitter?
  • New Page
  • Nous sommes tous P:aris
  • Meanwhile back at the ranch
  • You may remember the Squelch?
  • DIXI
  • I laugh at you daily
  • The end
  • Fuck your lies, your cowardice, your hypocrisy, vermin
  • Got it all sewn up
  • I am Dill
  • PANTHER: the movie - a reminder
  • And of course the manual
  • They deploy
  • New Page
  • Traitors and would be murderers
  • And the other video
  • Yes, there are, aren't there.
  • Zopiclone
  • Hell
  • No answer is a very clear answer
  • For Katie: All times are now (1)
  • For Katie: The Lord of the Dance
  • For Katie and m: The heart will go on
  • If it's the last thing I ever do, whcih I suppose it might well be
  • My fine body twisted, all battered and lame
  • Reflections
  • For Katie: The trumpet shall sound
  • For Katie: Hallelujah Chorus
  • For Katie
  • The service
  • Reading from 'Burnt Norton'
  • Going Back
  • or in other words
  • I need help
  • Time past and time future
  • Tomorrow
  • How many other lives have you destroyed?
  • Arundel
  • After such knowledge, what forgiveness
    • EXPLICIT LIBER REGIS QUONDAM REGISQUE FUTURI
  • Let it be said - it will be said
  • Information governance
  • So----
  • Sitting in their tin cans far above the world...
  • Another shit-filled weekend
  • The Cull
  • Society has the right to require of avery public agent an account of his administration
  • The laughing stock
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow...'
  • Simple questions
  • For fuck's sake they're all vermin
  • Functionally illiterate
  • Of no significance to me whatever
  • The best story
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The visible difference
  • Drop the dead donkey: UCH imploding
  • It remains the case
  • Oh, and it remains the case
  • What matters
  • Salvat regina!
  • Nancy Wake
  • Nancy Wake 2
  • 2016: your annual treat - A Miracle of Exmoor
  • Dunscreaming (shortly, anyhow)
  • Any normal person
  • Malice
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Surprised by joy
  • University Challenge
  • Meanwhile back at the lamp-post
  • Except to speak of the absolute horror
  • And in particular
  • Because I screamed I needed help
  • QED
  • Sredni Vashtar
  • The wild and wacky world of the Waffen SS
  • Think I'm a bloody servant, do you
  • Irrationality
  • Literate, literary, educated, intellectual England
  • Refinements
  • Doesn't the University see the joke?
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • On the whole, I think....
  • Ain't taking it from a woman
  • A great and mighty wonder I'm still standing
  • The zenith of human possibility
  • ' pilot of the storm who leaves no trace'
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow. Shoot straighter than before'
  • In the face of the evidence
  • Watch this space
  • Brennt Paris?
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • Within you, without you - especially without you
  • Ain't I got no respet
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • The Matter of Kadun: physics and metaphysics
  • Cartoons
  • Over-arching significance not
  • They just wouldn't list
  • 'And now that I lie here/My body all holes'
  • Photoshoot
  • I saved about half the books
  • I just don't understand
  • Fnords
  • Pigs in clover
  • See you in hell, fuckers
  • Attempted murder
  • Bog-rats
  • Person or persons unknown but very guessable
  • All you need is love
  • One more time
  • More
  • Depict them in bondage
  • In sum, Mr Benn's questions
  • 'Arnold Lane/Had a strange/Hobby...'
  • '...Doors bang/Chain-gang...'
  • Etx
  • Shoot straighter than before
  • My moon and my wand
  • My college, my university
  • Inevitable and not
  • painfully slow on the uptake
  • This too you may stuff up your arse
  • And of course this
  • Pout
  • TTFN
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of my boot
  • A West End comedy, perhaps
  • Fascism
  • I really don't think so, no
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Barry: Danny Boy
  • Epitaph: it's your funeral
  • Yea, though I work in the Land of the Valley of the Shadow of Death
  • Do learn to read, Doctor
  • The crooked road the English drunkard made
  • By Oak and Ash and Thorn
  • Can't un read plain words of English
  • I get the gist, I surely do
  • The world of perversion
  • The Ottery has moved to the banks of the Arun
  • Snapping my claws at the foeman''s chants
  • Yes, the crash of the waves on the foreshore
  • The even longer march of Everywoman
  • You tried so desperately hard to destroy me
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • The five most evil men in England
  • Love does not drown in corruption)
  • Like something out of Hieronymus Bosch
  • Harry Secombe: The Old Rugged Cross
  • The Drivellers
  • Insolence is so very vexing, is it not
  • Protected by the faith of my fore-fathers
  • Lost causes
  • Solid Soviet steel
  • 1
  • Murderous vermin who jeer at disability
  • Clarity
  • De profundis clamavi
  • Reprise: Nancy Wake 2
  • Generals gather in their masses...
  • Cry foul and bloody murder
  • Tumour
  • New Page
  • Ludicrous
  • I think I said get me out of there
  • This is not life
  • All bets off, fuckers
  • New Page
  • Dearest darling Katie and Barry
  • You think you impress me?
  • Manners, ladies and gentlemen, puh-lease
  • I suppose the exact charge would be
  • No-o-o I don't thik you should forget about Lattic
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • I thnk, you know, dear Artemis...
  • Sttill drooling, are you
  • 'Thou shallt not suffer a witch to live.;
  • My YouTube channel
  • Education is what is left
  • New Page
  • To su
  • To sum up
  • The endless road traversed (nearly)
  • It's a mandala, stupid
  • Happy New Year
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Not with a bang but a whimper
  • I, however, have outstanding questions
  • Feline groovy
  • Suitable cases for treatment
  • I have spoken
  • Nothing taxing to the sane
  • I have of course the utmost...
  • Doctors and nurses cannot cope with quantum physics
  • Addended: Etched in acid and have been for years
  • The psychology of medicine
  • No outcry
  • A very simple question
  • To which task I shall now..
  • RIP the Labour Party
  • First things first
  • I a woman
  • The Howard lion
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • New Page
  • Pat me on the head and tell mee not to be a silly little girl
  • I a woman of over 60
  • A hanging matter
  • The gross falsification of history
  • 'The writers by their presence...'
  • One more time just for the hell of it
  • Lastly...
  • The answer is no
  • So that was the Universiity that was
  • Hey you, get off of my cloud...
  • Off. off, off of my cloud...
  • A right waste of make-up
  • So what?
  • Footnotes to the above
  • So where - ?
  • What is the name of - and can't they - ?
  • The glorious first of June
  • Why has the door not been smashed down/?
  • Your professors, Vice-Chancellor
  • Anti-dialogue
  • Shall we finish with a quick...
  • They don't want the Jabberwock slain
  • ABOVE THE LAW?
  • So - I think -
  • "Sentence first = verdict afterwards."
  • DA and TM
  • Post mortem
  • Everywhere I go people are collecting bloody food
  • how many people are on PAYE?
  • I am naturallly reminded...
  • Where was I?
  • Where was I (2)?
  • Welcome to the NHS
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • 'Senior members of the University'
  • These are {{DOCTORS}}} and {{{NURSES}}}
  • The girl who talked to otters
  • How you hate intelligence
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • The Hundred Flowers Movement
  • New Page
  • In one line
  • Belloc, Apollo and May
  • While readiing The Four Men
  • Golgotha, place of a skull
  • Troll toes
  • So go for it
  • PUT-DOWN
  • New Page
  • The required result
  • Sex and mind
  • Their mommas told them...
  • Greece or Rome
  • The new normal
  • Isn't this interesting?
  • New Page
  • Ruthless vicious evil old men
  • The charge is atteempted murder
  • The C-List
  • Q&A
  • Ludicrous propositions
  • Chained to the oars
  • Footnotes
  • 1095 and all that
  • The Anglican garden
  • Or of course a Kabbalist
  • I have some time ago...
  • Cult, Death-Eaters
  • Not forgetting Nathan the Wise
  • Cultural exchange
  • And of course not forgetting...
  • In short, in my young day...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun
  • Nearly there
  • I detect, therefore
  • 'That government by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth.'
  • Tingle
  • Follow-up
  • Cave-meen
  • Not ancient history
  • I have indeed graphically
  • 'By their deeds'
  • So maybe you'll also like this bit
  • Just to be exact
  • Which?
  • Oh, all right, just for you
  • Left something out, didn't I
  • Didn't quite finish that off
  • Ciletij
  • Ritawa
  • Shav and Zik
  • The party
  • Spetzi
  • senoki
  • Punching the pixels
  • Reality
  • More tails from the riverbank
  • The Sarat and Maya Show
  • Perverts
  • If we may now...
  • In short
  • progress
  • A national joke
  • The Spetzi Effect
  • Quanta
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • You really have....
  • And they all just sit there
  • So exactly what - ?
  • Hostile fascist foreign powers
  • Personal, very
  • Rubber dolly
  • Essentially
  • Fana
  • LLLLOLLLL
  • Unnatural, innit
  • It's over, monkeys, over
  • You might learn something but probably not
  • So now Blair will tell us all
  • Spetzi and Qine
  • RL
  • Qine and Spetzi
  • Fucktards united
  • Capital
  • Well, didn't I just hand myself the short straw
  • Do they actually understand?
  • Quotable quotes
  • 3D printing
  • Ah, but can you print fluffy cushions?
  • Taking an intelligent interest
  • Vaudos 1
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • New Page
  • Anniversary Waltz
  • Automation: ostrich land
  • The Kirit and Micaela Show
  • New Page
  • Cookery time
  • What are they like!
  • Until we meet on camera...
  • And just because I know you love Homeric hymns
  • New Page
  • Dear Artemis, Athena, Apollo and Pan
  • Baz and Paw on the loose in Van-Senok
  • Back to the fermions
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • A crude, vulgar, ugly, insolent, mad and evil little man
  • RIP English Christianity
  • And the outstanding question is...
  • Foxes, fruit, fermions and fuck you where you breathe
  • Varna's Wall
  • Particularly working on
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • Spring
  • Fisking Welby
  • New Page
  • And how is the great penis in the sky tonight?
  • After-thoughts: don't forget Isis and her pal Sobek
  • The cat I don't yet have
  • The Greater and Lesser Lunacies
  • To whom it may concern....
  • New Page
  • Frank
  • Cock-suckers
  • Should you not be a movie buff...
  • Marked as property
  • Questions, questions....
  • You will publicly answer those questions
  • And this was Margaret
  • Reprise: Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
  • To remind you...
  • England the poem
  • Back to the Viledeen
  • Come on, I just want you to...
  • So this is the story
  • New Page
  • Theme from The Water Margin
  • Turn off the bloody Horst Wessel Lied
  • Is it -10 yet?
  • Chesterton - and Belloc
  • New Page
  • So what have I proved?
  • Mock you incessantly
  • No problem, no problem at all
  • They have only one interest
  • Misa and ban-Razit
  • Rowley and Saunders
  • HARD WIRING
  • Bad science
  • Dereliction of duty here, comrades
  • Taking it from the top..
  • New Page
  • Dot the i. Cross the t
  • More Fal
  • Maya's assassination
  • So-o-o
  • Well, hi there, Sar-fenan
  • And the third reason
  • Ysabel Belinda Felicity Jehan Howard
  • 'And now that I lie here...'
  • Ain't they really
  • And so
  • 'Of course she has to do this on her own.'
  • Who the fuck are Bonnie and Clyde
  • How the cards fall
  • And don't forget Dill
  • And Shav and Dill
  • Squishy, Archchancellor: not a healthy diet
  • Back to you, Sar-Fenan
  • This is not a physics textbook
  • e=mc2
  • A NON-EVENT
  • woo hoo
  • Her story
  • Oi, you, Sar-fenan!
  • Bloody kitten-eaters
  • HHGG 1
  • HHGG 4
  • HHGG 2
  • Reprise: It reallly is...
  • Dave Allen
  • Some psycho schizoid freak
  • So absolutely insolently irreducibly evil
  • This site
  • Under the block
  • Do you not understand?
  • Gee, it's so wonderful to know
  • Parameters
  • I might go so far as to say
  • I might''ve finished losing my temper
  • Archaeopteryx flew like a pheasant
  • I am not a child. Children are under 16
  • New Page
  • Blair, Corbyn, WCPI
  • Smile for the camera
  • 'Labour'
  • Nothing you won't surrender
  • HTF do I hitch a lift to Betelgeuse?
  • "We are the Daleks."
  • Back as ever to the Viledeen
  • Scream quietly or the neighbours will hear
  • The products rejected out of hand
  • ComSymp ShariaSymp Fit the Third
  • How to defend England
  • If you cannot get rid of the people who govern you...
  • National Museum Wales
  • Why is this continuing?
  • My mission I seem to have been landed with
  • Dixi
  • Go it alone, suffer alone, what's new
  • Deep breaths
  • New Page
  • Gratis
  • Justt to complete the set
  • About that grave
  • Damn!
  • About that clock
  • Oh pilot of the storm that leaves no trace
  • Last but by no means least
  • After which
  • Or in short
  • Notification...
  • I think perhaps tomorrow...
  • C17th England
  • Je suis comme je suis
  • Whatever you do, take pride...
  • Selfies
  • There remains of course my mind
  • If you failed to get the gist
  • Alice's Left Hip Esquire
  • Limp pricks and no balls
  • New Page
  • Never ask them to strip
  • You, off my planet
  • If they absolutely won't...
  • Achilles' heel
  • Oh just do begone
  • No-one on Planet Normal
  • Welcome to Labour's England
  • Democracy...
  • New Page
  • Bringing back the dark
  • The best story
  • Is there one single point?
  • To come up to date
  • Evil
  • The destruction of the intellectual basis of the free world
  • The mad relations in the rafters
  • Let this be my contentment
  • Results
  • None of which of course
  • A purely indigenous evil
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • A toss-up
  • Blair
  • New Page
  • Reality 105
  • The wearing of the green
  • Recently come to light
  • Growly snarly wolf
  • New Page
  • Five years later...
  • Bobbles
  • OK, assume.
  • A flight of fancy
  • So long as we understand each other
  • Footnote
  • Fisking Warsi reprise
  • Why was nothing done?
  • Job well done, filth
  • Being a galactic mail from me to Zaphod
  • Beyond evil
  • In the 61st minute of the final hour
  • Doo-be, doo-be, do
  • English Christianity until....
  • New Page
  • 'I AM KING AND GOD AND LAW#
  • So I get this
  • Bad mood
  • Another book for you, Blair
  • One should always write things down - in some form or another
  • All cleared up in five minutes
  • Of course I have worn such a hat
  • Thus, bloody thus
  • No pasaran
  • I continued...
  • You prefer Misa and Ban-razit
  • The 3D printer in the town centre
  • Labour's apotheosis
  • Selling women by the pound
  • Why, my own mother and father wouldn't recognize me
  • And the punchline is
  • Do just go and fuck yourselves
  • Fruit Loop
  • Only one interest
  • The price of a woman's body
  • Eris
  • Just can't hear you
  • VR
  • Not as exciting as Hokabi
  • 'Unfortunate'
  • Oh look what they're saying about me
  • Should one really not...
  • I am intelligent.
  • From the archives: fisking Warsi
  • Do MPs entirely grasp what they're there for?
  • Our servants not our masters
  • New Page
  • Or you could say the reverse
  • The problem is that there is no problem
  • Irrelevant
  • From the archives: who killed Banaz
  • From the archives: ooh, we are so sensitive
  • From the archives: wondrous multiculturalism
  • From the archives: Banaz' sister spoke out
  • Neither right nor honourable nor gentlemen
  • The carrion chorus
  • And so
  • New Page
  • Can hear you from here, animal
  • Forgot it at Christmas
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain'
  • So golly gosh
  • And I laugh (2)
  • What else can we talk about
  • Thus
  • Spare ribs
  • Mene mene tekel upharsin
  • And of course...
  • Matthew 7: 3
  • Blair
  • This exchange
  • Because it's a horrible way to die
  • Peter
  • Those convictions
  • A purely pernicious twist
  • The open mind
  • They took away the post-its
    • First part of Fal 1
  • First part of Fal 2
  • Sarat at the Shrine 1
  • Sarat at the Shrine 2
  • To continue...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Of course
    • Back to sanity...
  • Ridiculous and viie
  • From the archives: obedience (1912)
  • I should imagine...
  • From the archives: And who kept this bubbling?
  • From the archives: Voltaire on the CofE
  • From the archives: Extra ecclesiam nulla salus
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 1
  • From the archives: the Vatian archives 2
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 3
  • 2000 years making most of it up
  • Proud Archbishop of York conducts his own daughter's wedding ceremony
  • New Page
  • Nothing may be said. Nothing may be done.
  • It seemed a good idea at th e time
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Aren't they gorgeous?
  • A precedent has been set
  • Something else for the animals to gloat over
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • Women beware women
  • How best may we accommodate you, o master
  • The Agora
  • New Page
  • Violence power coercion desecration
  • BOURGEOIS MORALITY
  • New Page
  • Once more from the top
  • So what do I think?
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • To conclude: to whom it may concern
  • Sarat and Hass
  • THis is what I look like, Vice-Chancellor
  • Sonderkommando
  • The balance of probability
  • Can I keep this up for ever?
  • How you hate intelligence 2
  • Et freaking cetera
  • Honestly, darling, that mantilla
  • The prince, the duke, the cardinal, the politician and the professor
  • The Fixers
  • The Enforcers
  • By the balls of Apollo!
  • Cernunnos
  • Burunda
  • Solidarity
  • About that new sofa I printed...
  • A position it is entirely easy to understand
  • Yes. Yes, you are ridiculous
  • Yes. Yes, everything I have said about you is an understatement
  • Meanwhile back at the ottery
  • The flawed concept of Islamophobia
  • Oh rats!
  • The revolving door
  • Ah yes, my future
  • Explicit liber
  • So now....
  • Deep breaths
  • Thanks awfully for the suggestion, old boy
  • A list, therefore
  • Previous reflections
  • Ah, culture
  • Ah, here you have the nub
  • New Page
  • Tropes
  • Letter to my dead parents
  • New Page
  • These they left me
  • Don't forget Lattic
  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  • Song of the Western Men
  • The new national anthem
  • Wanna see the Deeds
  • New Page
  • Another very fine song
  • Shamima Begum
  • The perfect citizens of a fascist state
  • Grease
  • Love, Serafina Pekkala
  • To whom it may concern
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Also to whom it may concern
  • So what happened then?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Who has no authority in England
  • I shall now potter off
  • La trahison des clercs
  • 'Those who cannot remember the past...'
  • A little intellectual exercise...
  • The view of the Labour leadership
  • Take it from the top, Karl
  • Is Abbott a feminist? We shall see
  • Ooh, we are so sensitive
  • Death before dishonour
  • Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once
  • Of course certain lines here
  • Hide the Secret. Hide the Weakness
  • The very model of a modern faith apologist
  • Models of modern health practitioners
  • Meanderings
  • Negation
  • Bloody certifiable
  • Convert, comrades, convert!
  • Found the articles
  • Dangerous animals
  • I name you the Duke of Plaza-Toro
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Christchurch 1
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • To May, whom it concerns
  • Shouts and whispers
  • Hic jacet
  • Hyde Park, London, England
  • Condition of the Working-Class in England 1845
  • Thus ComSymp ShariaSymp
  • Ooh, you guessed
  • You are so obvious
  • In detail
  • Hard wiring
  • If mind does not exist., democracy is unnecessary
  • Th Age of Reason, 1794
  • Fisking Cantuar
  • Danger: profoundly esoteric image
  • The seer and that which he sees are one.
  • Meanwhile hats off to the Guardian
  • Letter to MI5 in case you missed it.
  • Fucking Pollyanna
  • The Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls
  • Perhaps in five year old English
  • Non serviam
  • The 7 principles of public life. Pix too
  • Tor and Tonge
  • Barking moonbats
  • Herr Hitler, I presume
  • A rich joke, Blair
  • Eire in the 1950s?
  • Cold shower
  • By definition 'God' has to know what a lepton is
  • Ah, the Yorkshire Ripper
  • Parallel government
  • New Page
  • You will not look at them
  • The magic migraine
  • From about a year ago
  • La nausee
  • Yes, it's Operation Mindfuck
  • Book review
  • Happy bloody Easter
  • A little quiet attempted murder
  • Fal 2
  • The curse of the killer zombies
  • So the next logical step would be...
  • Don't my silly little arts degree mean nuffink?
  • Oh dear I have upset someone(s)
  • New Page
  • A few questions
  • There are no great ones
  • Gets so horribly in the way
  • Violence against women, it's what you pay your taxes for
  • 'Bring me the head of Alfreddo Garcia'
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • The House of the Rising Sun
  • The initiation of force
  • Yes, that's right, I said Bentley
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Do admire your handiwork
  • Marche funebre
  • Misogyny
  • On this 75th anniversary...
  • The Enchanted Forest
  • If you should confront these filth
  • Encore une fois
  • Impertinent evil filth
  • A successful outcome
  • Therefore...
  • Which end is up
  • I shall create it
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Indeed there are many interesting people to talk to in my mind
  • Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof
  • To dig a little deeper
  • Of food-banks and reprographics
  • No dark
  • Just remembered another spectacular waste of money
  • More about Tories
  • And more...
  • This and that and some of the other
  • Or in short
  • Don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Memo to the Senate of the University of London
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • The fur does settle...
  • Models of medical practitioners
  • HARD WIRING 2
  • Strange things happen in the quantum universe
  • Strange things happen in the quantum world
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • Falsity
  • Je ne regrette rien
  • Of course you could always check the facts
  • 'Do you recall what was the deal/The day the music died.'
  • The family handbook
  • Goose-stepping morons
  • Riidiculous
  • Welcome to the diverse and plural real world
  • Does it not sound sweet?
  • This half-wit waving her degree...
  • O tempora! O mores! O mayhem!
  • Sexism is a crime
  • ''I can't be treated like this.'
  • And here the matter rests at present
  • J'ai vecu
  • Extreme unction
  • The free movement of peoples
  • The rules
  • The witch must burn in hell, he trumpeted,
  • You can always ask Google
  • Monsters
  • Just think, then you can add murder to your CVs
  • New Page
  • No dark
  • In sum
  • Give them everything they ask for
  • Good for a laugh
  • The end. Full stop.
  • Just grow a pair
  • Bad moon rose
  • To whom it may concern
  • And?
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • The Hall of Mirrors
  • Because of course
  • How to murder a woman
  • Bwahaha
  • They gave them time
  • My big brown eyes
  • A n all-party statement from the House of Commons
  • Fat pig
  • Always remember...
  • Always remember...
  • The whole lot of them
  • Clear and present danger
  • Note to Jackson, Hughes and Ardeshna
  • So...
  • Oy, you
  • They did not like the New Marxism at all
  • Irritable Owl Syndrome
  • The drivel show
  • Oh, you know, Woodstock
  • Aqiuarius
  • One more time and once again...
  • Anglican England
  • Since I feel bloody annoying
  • At cock crow
  • Civilized behaviour
  • New Page
  • 'Thirty pieces of silver'
  • 'I look for truth and find that I get damned'
  • Found the quote
  • Carrion
  • Books
  • Singer to my clan in that dim red dawn of man
  • Five Prime Ministers
  • The victory of the Tuatha de Danaan
  • A briefer response
  • Bonfire Night
  • Conjecture
  • Or as I said more lucidly...
  • They really didn't like my poems at all
  • Denis Diderot
  • The Age of Reason
  • Some years later...
  • We the people
  • Side-dishes
  • So do tell
  • Facts
  • Reality
  • Because I know you hate it even more
  • So perhaps
  • Termites
  • So you go right on..
  • I even told them about the SOE
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Oh and this
  • I think Hafiz would have liked Bunyan's hymn
    • Shame
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Welcome to Brighton, a plural and diverse community
  • An 'All Party Parliamentary Group'
  • Oh, when will this end?
  • QEbloodyD
  • To return to civilization.
  • Fal continued
  • Fal and Tet
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Maya's assassination
  • They stripped
  • For monkey-nuts: dixi
  • Fisking Malik: Preamble
  • Melodrama
  • Fisking Malik: Part One
  • The end is Nye
  • Aberfan
  • New York Mining Disaster 1941
  • Resonances
  • Don't talk to me about the law
  • And so...
  • And the other thing...
  • you so love lies, don't you
  • Writing things down
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • PAINLESS BUT PERMANENT
  • Love from Serafina Pekkala
  • A difference of opinion
  • Just a theory
  • What the hell do you think I am, you ridiculous little pieces of shit
  • This will do for the time being
  • This colour doesn't run
  • The desired result
  • No balls, 'Frank', just no balls
  • Just call me Harmonica
  • Hokabi
  • In his tin can, far above the world
  • Bloody psychopaths, in short
  • Berchtesgaden, 1935
  • You are so obvious, Blair
  • So what happens next?
  • So what is the matter with you
  • End of the road
  • Happy New Year
  • Meaningless
  • Kinky boys
  • A sick joke
  • So:
  • Bottom-feeders
  • New Page
  • So why are you here?
  • There, isn't that just so cute
  • The Lizard of Oz
  • And stuff this...
  • And they have never heard of...
  • Of course I'm a fucking witch
  • Just getting out my tunic of skins
  • Erudite, that's me
  • In short...
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • So, as ever
  • It is a slave's lot thou describest
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Medicine: the joke
  • Are you five-year-olds?
  • The Directorate
  • Murderers and traitors
  • Books....
  • Books, filth, books
  • Since I have no intention...
  • Oh, how they stripped.
  • Indeed, it is like this, Doc
  • Thus...
  • And the fuss is about what?
  • This and that
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Lemme set the scene
  • Diversity
  • This matter of Kadun: (inner and eso) 1
  • The matter of Kadun (inner and eso) 2
  • They are the Daleks. They are Masters of the Universe
  • I however do not remotely think that
  • 'See how I die. Just watch me die.'
  • A simple case of attempted murder
  • The final act
  • Our story
  • So why did they not support PANTHER?
  • Love drowned in Corruption
  • All times are now (1)
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • 'The Father took from him the Keys and the Sword'
  • 'That government by the people....'
  • Ir's a fucking doddle
  • The smoking gun
  • Read all abaht it
  • Woo-hoo, it's a full moon.
  • Carrion
  • 'All you need is love'
  • Just not macho
  • So what precisely - ?
  • so when England's answer to Indiana Jones...
  • And you filth at UCH
  • 'When Julius Fabricius, Sub-Prefect of the Weald...'
  • More history (after a bit)
  • Exodus 32 (well, loosely)
  • A 99% confidence rating
  • Something of the kind..
  • Come to my funeral, Blair?
  • Do anything for them, anything to feed them
  • Forgot to repeat the Bobbles letters
  • England in the C21st and the C12th
  • In the event of.
  • My head held firmly under water
  • The most basic standards
  • Miscellany
  • The primate pecking order
  • Cancer Ward
  • Locke, Hume, Kant, Mill, is there anyone they didn't ban
  • Farce
  • The Tories' own quest for ideological purity
  • 'opium of the people'
  • Blair's New Model England
  • In English not Latin or Arabic
  • Because no-one stops them
  • The thin end of the wedge
  • Intellectually sickening
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Sickboy
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  • The company of civilized people
  • The care of the penis
  • So you're happy now
  • Unlikely
  • I hope...
  • So very much more interesting
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • In sum....
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  • And I laugh
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  • Avatars of perfection
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  • Just say cheese
  • Clear and present danger to women
  • There are those who despise being able to spell....
  • I remain, yours sincerely
  • Do you think I don't know what you are
  • Thus troll toes
  • Achilles
  • Complete barbarians
  • Bloody rings of power
  • Lady Sybil's exploding dragons
  • Mesdames, messieurs, faites vos jeux
  • A societal archetype....
  • Sascha doing his renowned impression of a baby zebra
  • Pog ma thoin!
  • The continuum
  • Good to see the young people out in the fresh air enjoying themselves
  • Look once again at spite-ridden lower-middle-class women
  • So the hell with you
  • Mr Morgan, Mr Paxman
  • Ah, you're going to sue me?
  • Or perhaps
  • So which particular set of ludicrous and obscene lies?
  • The opium of the people
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  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
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  • There was, you will recall, a bad moon rising
  • Cool stuff
  • Just what is your fucking problem?
  • So now Emglishwomen are destroyed at the command of sadists
  • Aggravating factors: adding insult to injury
  • Selfies
  • Evidence
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  • Evidence
  • They jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute
  • Kindle and things
  • Bloody Operation Mindfuck
  • What to do when they push Chinese writing under the door
  • The word you seek is brainwashed
  • The bloody cosmic laughter.
  • I thought you might like to see...
  • Women's bodies break easily
  • They were told and they were told and they were told
  • Not on the whole given to Schadenfreude
  • Do they actually have IQs or do they flatline?
  • Wouldn;'t it be funny if Bobbles were Francis
  • All times are now, yet again
  • Shame
  • What you need to do...
  • So all of it a right bloody waste of make-up
  • 'There is nothing you can't buy'
  • And of course I told them what would happen
  • The sub-species woman
  • Le quatorze juillet
  • Oh and this bit, comrades
  • 'Tell all the boys I'm back in the city...'
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • And, and, and
  • Verse 5 of the Red Flag and don't forget Lattic
  • New Page
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  • Fill in a few gaps
  • Merit
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  • And another one
  • The Wizard of Oz
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  • so come on....
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  • You did go to school, Blair?
  • New Page
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  • Oh and because I know you're thick...
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  • Pig-bitch 2
  • Pig-bitch 3
  • Functionally illiterate
  • How you hate human
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • Dear MI5 person
  • Or perhaps Linch and Goldstone prefer...
  • Yes
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
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  • You, Blair
  • This site will self-destruct...
  • Left out repeating the juicy bit
  • Hi to the University of Witwatersrand or wherever
  • You are really very funny
  • You are really very funny
  • How very funny
  • As if
  • If...
  • Can it be more obvious>
  • Conclusion
  • The initiation of force
  • A busted flush
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  • The sum of the ravings
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  • But of course
  • Point-blank rejection of the governing system of the country
  • What part of fuck off does the Vatican not understand?
  • Please save the crackling
  • Happy Hallowe'en
  • This bit's fun too
  • Time it was
  • Oh you know, like this
  • Screw you....
  • As if
  • NHS bureaucracy strikes again
  • More asses
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  • New Page
  • Hate intelligence, hate better
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  • Empty crisp packets
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  • Only 4000 variants
  • So they sat there jerking themselves off
  • And on no account forget Lattic
  • So, Mr Benn's questions
  • The contents of the septic tank
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  • Ah, yes, the funny farm
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  • First part of Fal 2021
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  • Dixi@ I have spokwn
  • And govenment is for what?
  • And here is picture of Jesus with his beloved pet ferret
  • Your Christmas favourite
  • Peter
  • And this is what happened
  • Les Eleutheromanes
  • I repeat, just for the hell of it.
  • So I'll just go on thinking my own thoughts
  • All times are now (1)
  • All times are now (3)
  • 'Be careful with that axe, Eugene'
  • La Ballade des Pendus
  • We do not know
  • Banal
  • The wrong kind of snow
  • Oy, monkey-nuts
  • Lizard-men
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  • One way to deal with sexual fuxk-ups
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
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  • Today satirized as
  • Dill, the bit in the middle
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  • Ah, but
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  • So what have I done
  • And this is the state of my body
  • Absolutely insolent, absolutely evil, absolutely degenerate
  • Dangerous wild beasts
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  • Thus, m'lud, it is clearly demonstrated
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  • So we go through it all again
  • The empty swimming-pool
  • So I have questions
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  • It remains the best way
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  • Along with Oolon Colluphid
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  • Civilized behaviour
  • 'Be careful with that axe,Eugene' (2)
  • Deep Thought
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  • Right bloody waste of make-up
  • An aggressive cancer
  • A question of degree (not the academic kind)
  • McDonnell's little friends in Iran
  • Ah, yes, McDonnell
  • Everything was perfectly normal
  • Blog
  • So when did you hear - ?
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • Time for a wash and brush-up (2)
  • So calming
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Google Images search
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  • If I may translate...
  • Perhaps you prefer - ?
  • Roast aurochs
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  • Base details
  • History, should there be any
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  • Untitled
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  • The parable of the respirator
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  • Untitled
  • The actual social principles of Christianity
  • The social principles of Christianity as observed by Marx
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  • RTFM
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  • This is how to deal with pervert monkeys
  • Pink stars and burquas
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  • Or you prefer Nigel?
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  • New Page
  • All on prime-time television
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  • You know, like at Hokabi and Caniba and so on
  • Until they learn
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
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  • Maya's assassination
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • 1. Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • 1. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • 2. Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Who are pensioners?
  • Party political broadcast...
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  • Have you managed to be human?
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  • And of course our dear friends the anti-vaxxers
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  • Precisely how - ?
  • Aroint thee, Muse!
  • Death by government
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  • It is, I think, the creation of Vernon and Marge
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  • ComSymp
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  • Reality 102: reprise
  • Reality 103: reprise
  • Reality 103a: reprise
  • Reality 104: reprise
  • Religious census of 1851
  • Mortal sin
  • If Twitter is anything to go by...
  • The 1945 Labour landslide
  • So just look at them all, Vice-Chancellor
  • And of course an offence to UCL
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  • The new Marxism
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  • Nice bit of bedtime reading
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  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • And of course this
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  • Mr Benn's questions.
  • Mr Benn's questions. A good clear message. The IRA
  • Just so - so - so
  • None of this of course is subject to discussion
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  • Nor do I tug my forelock
  • Book of Common Prayer
  • 'I know that my Redeemer liveth'
  • Meanwhile an offal-fest on Twitter'
  • Spine
  • This is what they expected me to push
  • What? Oh, the picture Jesus mentioned
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  • Journey to the edge of the universe
  • Oh they do get so antsy
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  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • Quid agas
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  • As for the rest of it...
  • So:
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  • So, you, Blair
  • Without fear or favour
  • So a special round of applause for
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  • It is remarkably tedious
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  • And answer Mr Benn's questions
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  • PANTHER...
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
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  • This happened in RL
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  • Thus I refer you to...
  • Break the stupid cunt's back
  • So there it is
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  • Mock, yes, crawl, no
  • All the things you haven't changed
  • Cute family picture
  • You can check it out on the DTIC site
  • Eagles are rare in WC1
  • High crimes and midemeanour

.Perhaps you prefer the lightly fictionalized version?

Let me explain something to you, Carol - Carol Black or Carol Lenz, either will do.  The Sumerians are credited with the invention of writing, but such a broad statement really doesn't get down to the nitty-gritty.  One day a little Sumerian said to himself something like it's all very well recording bags of grain by marks on a stick (not sure what they actually did previously) but I need more detail.  Yes, if you write things down, you don't have to rely on memory to recall what happened 20-30 years ago.

Or maybe you prefer Doc Hollowhead.

Finally, no, not finally, but critically, there was the waif, employed to analyse milk-yield, but the waif had said insufficient data were available. Strange that, there were the cows, but no-one questioned. Guess who did the work. Of course she did her own job as well. It worried no-one except Dez that the waif was paid full-time to do the project. Dez worked over the Christmas and New Year break, and then it seemed to her she was getting flu. She bought patent remedies and retreated to bed. The next day she could barely get up to go to the lavatory, but it was a Sunday. On the Monday she forced herself onto a train, one of the benefits of hospital employment being on-tap doctors. Chest x-ray revealed pneumonia. She collected her prescription and retreated to bed. After a couple of days she felt fine but then those wonderful drugs you can nowadays which happened to be the wrong wonderful drugs began to give up an unequal struggle. Death stood in the doorway. No! she said. Death shrugged. Not yet. Hell, you mean not yet. Death has a taste. This is it. You may think you have never tasted anything so virulently revolting in your life. Unfortunately, if you don’t taste it, you don’t have a life. When consolidation has nothing better to do, it deconsolidates and floods your lungs. Drowning is not a viable option. Dezzi learned terror. Terror is not closing your eyes in case you don't wake up again. Terror is the inexorable closing of the wind-pipe, as though someone has pulled the plug on your life. This is significant for what follows: after you have nearly died, you are remarkably hard to frighten. They decided she had cancer. It was easier than finding out what she did have or changing the drugs. She was admitted to the Royal Brompton, put on intravenous antibiotics, and got better. Nursey slowly chewed a thin strand of dirty hair, the days long gone when hair must be up, off the face, off the collar, tightly secured by a pristine cap. She hobbled slowly down the corridor, dragging the bloat of her self-importance, frowning. The fascistic Tory press had insinuated nurses couldn't be trusted with extended powers of diagnosis and prescribing. It was speeshus, that's what it was. Nursey prided herself on her wide vocabulary. Thirty years ago Nursey had had to restrict herself to tying down psychiatric patients. Sixty years ago, she had been a concentration-camp guard. Ourwonderfulnurses.com let Nursey out of her cage and allowed her to flourish. There were few limits to the venomous stupidity that shone in those pale piggy eyes and Nursey was especially good at a frothy self-righteousness. Her pigling cheeks would redden. Nursey was a profeshnal. Nursey had a degree. She understood what was what. Standards had to be maintained. It was not acceptable. Something had to be done. (Sometimes. When your old mum rings for a nurse and the Nurses’ Station is deserted, it’s because Nursey is far too important these days to attend to the bodily needs of old ladies.) When really distressed she would screw the little eyes up, the whiskers would twitch. I am fewurious. The little eyes would water. She would dab at them gently and try to be brave. Everyone understood. Nursey was a good person, so caring. Nursey had many roles and a host of helpers. Dezzi had many roles, amongst which helping. On the far side of the white picket fence you harness a championship filly to a milk-cart while the milk-cart pony waddles ahead crowing. Of course finally the filly rears up on her hind-legs and batters the pony. Justifiable equicide I calls it. They had other words. It was the egos that did it, the putrescent smear over the walls, the floors, a spreading stain of mustard yellow and purple, so Dez saw it. That’s what artists do, poor bastards, see, then everyone jumps down their throats because they don’t like the pictures. We're all perfickly normal people here. Turning-points in history are rarely noted until later. Universities were for abnormal people, the academic, the bookish, the reflective, the inquisitive, the very bright. Then they weren't. Sometimes they were for the earnest and well-meaning. In this case they were for the thick and greedy.
Dezzi said, the last time I did three jobs so other people could do half a job I ended up on a drip in the Brompton, I am not going down that road again. They piled the work on. She became difficult, if not impossible, made up rude rhymes. It was interesting, being forced into work every day of the Easter break, while the ghoul took yet another extended holiday. It was then that she threatened legal action. Obviously if she was going to be difficult, she had to be framed. The mental rape began in earnest. What the hell were they looking for, going through her files? She cracked. 'Show me the way to go home! I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink or five or six and they went right to my head!' Sometimes all you can manage with the last shreds of resistance that remain is to say fuck you. In academic book-shops, in the University of London Library itself, full-scale war had broken out. Giant rainbow comets swooped between the stacks looking for their prey. Alerted by sudden terrified screams from Hansard they landed like a fireball in the midst of Politics: 20th Century, tore into the Fog. A little 'debate' lay curled under one of the desks, whimpering, “It got him, it got him.” There was a cackle of triumph from the Fog. The comets tore into it but it fled through the window and sped down Gower Street, tried to turn left, but the British Museum Library was ready for it. It ran then, west, along New Oxford Street and down the Charing Cross Road. It took shelter in a sex-shop. The Thai babes stirred uneasily in their cradles. The Fog laughed again and began to whine tunelessly. Down will come baby, cradle and all. It screeched suddenly as though pierced with red-hot daggers. The ghost in the machine was riled. Dez knew what she had said, though she hadn't yet grasped the extent to which it was a threat. Something about babies and bath-water, having thrown out mind along with religion. It was only later she realized the bit about the College of Cardinals had been so deeply wounding (there are intelligent people who argue for determinism just as there are intelligent people who thresh out Catholic theology; the average technician or physician has the in-depth comprehension of the Sicilian peasant). Exit, pursued by a bear (or a dragon). It was ridiculous. How ridiculous? They were the wrong kind of snow. At first she had no more idea what she meant than Railtrack. At second and third she had no more idea, but remember the infant Dezzi had been dandled on the knees of future leading Maoists. The Stepford Wives Left was alien and she – she had reacted like Fiver in the Death Warren. Senior academics of the University of London do not recognize the value of a University of London degree. They are therefore raving bloody mad. Medics are not supposed to destroy health. Clearly they are raving bloody mad. They are straights, they are uneducated, they are stupid, oh God how stupid they all are. It's a one-off. She didn't see her way to being driven out of her own university by the stupidity of a nurse and a typist. Nothing computed: she’d already been desperately ill and they deliberately… She got pneumonia. Again. After some days of pretending she didn’t, staggering into work with a cough they would have found disturbing in Spikey’s Row, because she couldn’t have, it was unbearable. With it came £67.35 in sickness benefit for two weeks without pay. After it, her carefree temping career and all the things she’d been going to explore were destroyed by the energy levels of a dead cat. She settled to earning 5p an hour in a local corporate events firm. Ask her about it some time. They were a jolly set of wide-boys. After her second attack of pneumonia, she was vaccinated and subsequently merely suffered not-pneumonia, often, a series of repulsive and exhausting chest infections. She deduced the existence of the swamp, a puddle at the bottom of the lung, right at the bottom, from where she coughed. Infections went not to her chest but to her waist. When the infections depart, there is an itching sensation, irresistibly reminiscent of a scab, and so a healing, but who wants a scabby lung. Dezzi furious, Dezzi emotionally and physically bruised, Dezzi hopping along trailing a broken wing, trying to tell herself all this was chance, to which the only possible response was that it was and it wasn’t. If people set on you intending to wreck your health, your health gets wrecked. They don’t inject you with pneumonia. They don’t have to.
'Dear MI5-person, It's a bad idea to be bright in the University of London today.' It was a strange letter she composed to the agents of the fascist bourgeois imperialist state. No, she didn't expect them to do anything. Someone should know. When she reviewed the letter later, she realized how deeply she had assumed that the relevant names were known already Trust the University? You’re kidding. Who else was there? Feedback: none. She hadn't expected any. She did one other thing. She commented on her new Website. Feedback: none. Slowly she regenerated. She didn't yet understand she was unhomed, deemed an offence that may not be allowed to exist. It had been clear for some time that the words were upset and not just the big imposing intellectual ones. 'The' and 'and' chirruped uneasily on hoardings. Headlines describing bomb-scares smoked uneasily, then burst into flame. Mediaeval assemblies appeared at Baron's Court, with armoured knights and rich hangings. Ladies in wimples clutched at their skirts as they edged their way up the rickety stairs, while an emerald mist oozed in along the track from Turnham Green, where fat olive porkers snuffled. Words have ways of making their feelings known. A riot broke out in the Buttered Parsnip when a reedy little 'precision' looked over his pince-nez and said there were too many weasel words. Been reading the Wind in the Willows too much, toady! Words should not be badgered. Nasty little rat he was. Well! That was bad enough! It was when he said we have to consider if there is a mole that the floor became a volcano of erupting mole-hills. Moley is the best! Good hard-working, honest - making a mountain - the mole-hills grew with terrifying speed, barrels of ice on the bar became vast glaciers inching their way towards each other. There was a horrifying tearing sound as they collided. The landlady sighed. Going to have to get the writers in to calm 'em all down. Behind the bar (or where would have been behind the bar if it hadn't been an alpine pastoral idyll) was transformed into a great peacock-tail fan. One by one the quills stepped out. Everyone fell quiet. We seem a little bristly tonight, wrote one quill carefully. The matter is in hand, wrote another. We should all calm down and go to our homes, wrote a third. The largest quill from the peak of the tail had stood aside. Now it wrote: We should not get het-up. Nothing untoward is happening. Precision, unlikely rebel with his thinning hair and stiff collar, made his way back to the Academician's study, badly shaken. He walked into the dictionary, for it is only there words bereft of writers can function rationally without the devastation he had just witnessed. He asked a question: Suppose the writers do not have our best interests at heart? It is the story of our lives, sighed history. Unexpectedly they were interrupted. I am the definite article, said the. We understand, said history gently. The words were frightened. They needed to assert their meaning. The Chorus of the Moles continued in the background. ‘We dig, dig, dig. We are moles, moles, moles.’ Imagination is not their forte. In academic book-shops, in the University of London Library itself, full-scale war had broken out. Giant rainbow comets swooped between the stacks looking for their prey. Alerted by sudden terrified screams from Hansard they landed like a fireball in the midst of Politics: 20th Century, tore into the Fog. A little 'debate' lay curled under one of the desks, whimpering, “It got him, it got him.” There was a cackle of triumph from the Fog. The comets tore into it but it fled through the window and sped down Gower Street, tried to turn left, but the British Museum Library was ready for it. It ran then, west, along New Oxford Street and down the Charing Cross Road. It took shelter in a sex-shop. The Thai babes stirred uneasily in their cradles. The Fog laughed again and began to whine tunelessly. Down will come baby, cradle and all. It screeched suddenly as though pierced with red-hot daggers. The ghost in the machine was riled. A confused little monkey in a white coat sat in a lab in Oxford and it beat in his brain, there is no god but DNA and Dawkins is his prophet. He looks at his god and his god is all and all are equal, all are identical, and there are no love, sex, pain, death and the whole damn‘ thing, there is no ‘human‘, there is only biochemistry, and we must all react in the same way and feel the same thing and cannot question what we think and what we feel and cannot change it, and if we do not react in the same way and feel the same thing that is false consciousness and bourgeois conditioning, and if we say we do not react in the same way and feel the same thing and we can change how we react and how we feel and each of us is different, that is bourgeois conditioning, because we are all equal, we are all the same, and the humanities terrify the little monkey by reflecting on love, sex, pain, death and the whole damn‘ thing, and our current ills are not the fault of liberty but the fault of failing to encourage people to exercise their hearts and minds because their hearts and minds don‘t exist and people who are emotionally whole do not break up their housing-estates and their fellow-humans who live there and people who do are not exercising their freedom but being slaves of the god but the confused little monkey knows better. The confused little monkey isn’t capable of taking into account the pain of people at seeing things smashed up, the distress of people at not being able to use the ‘phone box, the pain of people who are bruised and bleeding. The confused little monkey knows that bourgeois law exists solely to perpetuate the economic status quo. There is no activity of heart or mind in the confused little monkey’s world.
But don't wrangle with us so long as you apply, to our intended abolition of bourgeois property, the standard of your bourgeois notions of freedom, culture, law, etc. Your very ideas are but the outgrowth of the conditions of your bourgeois production and bourgeois property, just as your jurisprudence is but the will of your class made into a law for all, a will, whose essential character and direction are determined by the economical conditions of existence of your class. Marx and Engels: The Manifesto of the Communist Party
Law, morality, religion, are to him so many bourgeois prejudices, behind which lurk in ambush just as many bourgeois interests. Marx and Engels: The Manifesto of the Communist Party
But the little monkey is frightened – sheesh, it lives in a permanent state of terror. People go on exercising their hearts and minds anyway and they come up with ideas and empathy and, worst of all people who don’t smash telephone boxes because they see it is unconstructive, unhelpful and possibly lethal, think they’re an improvement on those who do and criticize and are judgemental and condemnatory and it beats in the little monkey’s brain that we’re all equal and such people must be eliminated (and of course the telephone-box smashers aren’t at fault because they are the victim of economic forces) and he’s a right case. But people fall on their knees before him anyway, because he’s a scientist and a rational man. You think it’s called dialectical materialism, scientific socialism for nothing? 98% of my DNA shared with the chimp! And I brachiate! It really obsesses them. Clearly the goal of biological evolution is strap-hanging on the Victoria Line.
Don’t want literate people, do you. Don’t want people able to express themselves.
Being able to type salpingo-oophorectomy at 70 wpm, thinking herself safe as a temp, Dez had drifted back into the world of medicine. Now, safe as a temp, she found herself at the Hospital. It seemed different, sufficiently so for her to accept a permanent job as a PA. She promptly acquired a particularly virulent bout of the Trots, her manager not the civilized medics with whom the job had been negotiated but a gingery little nurse. She was turned into a porter and a filing-clerk and stashed in a shabby leaking attic with a woman who did little and was frequently visited by a friend who did even less. Both happened to be black, and so, it was thought, Dezzi wouldn't dare comment. The attic was on the sixth floor of one building. The clinics she was to type were on the fourth floor of a building on the other side of the road. Cancer patients have multiple volumes of heavy hospital notes. She had to collect and return all the notes in a large supermarket trolley. Someone from her former place of work had, she guessed, come a-whingeing to her new employers. She was running on one kidney, one whole lung and one with a hole in it and a spine held in place by an alloy rod. She was 45. Of course no-one asked if she was up to heavy physical labour; everyone knew she was not. It is frightening to know that malice is on your back and no-one will do anything about it. She called him Fury after the persona in the Julian May books, it being shorter than you depressing, limited and essentially evil stinking lousy c*** of a cephalopod, you. Besides, c*** is hard to pronounce. She got very upset and complained about everything in sight to everyone in sight. A new manager had been appointed, a jewel of dynamism and probity known as the Vicious Quean. It awas said his partner beat him up and he dealt with it by bullying the women under him. Who could wish for a more perfect boss. He asked her how she felt able to criticize a senior nurse-manager and she did not answer because he’s a moronic criminal. When she had refused to shut up, she had been summoned to a kangaroo court. A vampire emerged from its office. Clearly this creature, pasty-faced, thin-lipped never saw the light of day. Where was the nearest cemetery, out of which tomb had it crawled? Dezzi wondered where they were recruited from, the exit-gates of Holloway and the Scrubbs? The interrogation proceeded. The room swirled. We are in Moscow. The year is 1917. The apparatchik speaks coldly. "Your attitude has been noted, comrade." I do hope so, she thought, I do hope so. As with all show trials, the verdict was a foregone conclusion. She had made unfounded allegations. She was guilty of improper use of e-mail. Her grading was not an issue. What was interesting about them, she decided, was that they appeared not to know what shit they were. Foregone conclusion or not, when she received the letter from the Kuomintang, she lost her temper, publicly, and when some little sniveller reported her the VQ rang her up to lecture her - lecture her on confidentiality forsooth for it is given that no-one should know how vermin behave - and at lunchtime on Christmas Eve he had had delivered by hand to her a threatening letter. It failed to ruin her Christmas.
If ever again there should be in my life So much as a hint of you guys you’ll wish That you had never ever been born The sword does not defeat the pen If there is anything I despise It’s fat little cowards who deal in lies Dealers in innuendo will find Innuendo of another kind. It will make one hell of a story Chinese post-doc in Prof’s property Forging links with the Soviets Repeated employment of lame ducks I am going to rock you!
Rock and roll has come of age when it is to prove essential to the defence of the realm. Dear me, the purge of the intellectuals has begun in earnest. Some people might think the first duty of management to seize upon talent as an asset to the organization. Dez shakes her head violently. Don’t wanna be purged.
Dez had taken the precaution of establishing that heavy manual work presented a threat to her spinal fusion. When this penetrated the unicellular organism that constituted the brain of management, she was moved to an area the width of a chair, hemmed in by desk-units and beset by manual handling hazards. The office was not merely shabby; it was squalid. Dark stains spread across the carpet. Obsolete and broken equipment festered in the corners. Somewhere in a parallel universe the mass consultative exercise was taking place. Tell us what YOU think about the NHS! Here management had circulated the Health Service Circular on the Disclosure in the Public Interest Act, and helpfully appended Guidelines. She considered their words carefully. The only legitimate court of appeal against those who are beating you up is their colleagues, approaching even the House of Commons a breach of confidentiality for which one may be disciplined. Their supreme confidence in the dominance of norms other than those of liberal democracy underwhelmed her. Here it was one minute to midnight and outside the fascist bourgeois imperialist state apparently went about the business of liberal democracy largely unimpeded by the carrion voices and so she dwelt in two worlds. In fact of course there were three.
About a year ago it challenged me Just the possibility Stupidity, spite, naivety Shielded a harsher history Might it not interest HMG Corruption in the university And so I wrote a little letter At least it made me feel better The matter then was off my mind And now I am not pleased to find Once again there is strife You wankers appear to be back in my life And I am going to rock you!
So I’ve died and gone to Trot Paradise. What am I going to do about it? Their confidence, she thought, came, had to come, from certainty that the acolytes of the little red god abounded in the corridors of power. She wondered what would happen if she shook the tree and wrote to her MP with a copy of the summary to the Secretary of State. After all, New Labour hates Trots.
I have been bullied according to the Trust's own criteria (removal of areas of responsibility and giving menial tasks), victimized, reprimanded for telling Consultants management's cavortings ('improper use of e-mail') and threatened with disciplinary action if I again told the truth ('unfounded allegations'); my spinal fusion has been jeopardized by routinely pushing a supermarket trolley full of notes between two sites, work that ceased only after a letter from RNOH indicated the risk and was replaced by being put in a space barely more than the width of a chair, hemmed in by desk-units and manual handling hazards, part of a larger office easily altered, in which I have been for six months without a connection to PAS or the network, so impairing my ability to do my job.
Many vivid accounts have been written about being buried alive, faces contorted by terror, bleeding fingertips, though presumably one has to awaken pdq after the last clod has settled, for if not dead to start with one must be after some hours in a heavy wooden box from which oxygen is absent. Nonetheless these accounts support the new eco-friendly cardboard coffins and perhaps six feet under is excessive. The question arises of the urban fox. Priorities must be balanced. Is the possible rescue of one thought lost sufficient compensation for the scattered remnants of hundreds of others? There was little else the worms could do to Dezzi's body bar open criminal assault, as her anger threatened to tear her apart. She wanted to stand in the middle of the room and scream 'fuck you!' but somehow didn't think that would do any good. She had somehow to channel the energy. Perhaps when everyone had finished palpating reason would prevail. She didn't really believe that, which was just as well because it didn't happen. Worms, like humans, are good and bad. Dezzi befriended nice worms, Worminmould and Wormingum. They tried valiantly to sheer away the edges of the coffin but there is only so much a worm can do. Dezzi thought of chain-saws and wasn't sure it was the desk she had in mind. Channel the energy. Mice, prisoners ought to have mice to feed. She could leave, couldn't she. She applied for a couple of jobs and realized she couldn't. One's reputation precedes one. Bastards! It irritated her that they thought she could be cowed. It irritated her that they thought they could shut her up. It irritated her that they were leading lights in a free country. An irritated poet is dangerous. Indeed there are now two nations. No-one went about proclaiming we detest democracy, we loathe individual liberty, meritocracy is disgusting; people just ran on other rules. It was a bit scary. It had irritated Dez, of course, being frightened. After a while she decided fear was a luxury, a self-indulgence granted those not in the firing-line, who could witter, bad business! what a shame!
Let me offer to you, babies, alternative realities I have dealt with you mildly I know you do not easily Grasp that world from which I come One dominated by the pen But if you wish to argue with me Have the guts to do it openly If you cannot make up rhymes There are always the columns of The Times The Washington Post, the Jo’burg Mail Then nobody can possibly fail To grasp the great lucidity With which you defend what happened to me I am going to rock you!
How desperately you hate creativity, little monkeys, how truly desperately you loathe mental engagement other than with good solid practical tasks such as how best to destroy writers. Probably you hate the universe for being other than clear-cut, other than as depicted in the Middle Ages, heaven up there, hell underneath. How you hate anything you can’t put in a test-tube or see under a microscope, anything you can’t control. How you hate human.

ME CHARM; YOU JUST STRANGE

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Such a clever little molecule.  And so photogenic.  My own of course is unusual by any standards.  How about a West End spin off with a stage-set of giant fluorescent double helixes, like a trapeze act in a circus, with all the little doctors and nurses swinging gracefully from one to another,  thereby  demonstrating how truly exquisitely they  brachiate.
 
As those who can actually read know, I have lots to say about the morons of biology.  One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to hold them all and in the darkness bind them.   Do you think it's called scientific socialism, dialectical materialism for nothing?  If you think, of course.
 
Mind sits anterior to data. Mind sits anterior to data, questioning, synthesizing, comparing, creating and of course checking on the reality quotient.  The upper level of mentation, the capacity to select, order, analyse, question  and synthesize information and that faculty called imagination which breaks down what is into its constituent parts and remakes it as something new in the world,  has been denied.  Call it the upper storey.  They do not visit the top floor.  This is what I mean by the abolition of intellect (have to spell these things out for the brain-washed).  They can function, so far as they can be said to function intellectually at all, only within a given frame of reference. They are incapable of handling questioning of the frame of reference.  Indeed they are the brightest stars in the University's firmament. Mind is evident in the world.  Religious freaks call it the work of the devil and commie freaks call it insanity. 
 
And by the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six you can tell when it's not there. 
 
Imagination is that without which nothing man-made: no towns, no drains, no books, no plays, no planes, no trains, no rhymes, no electric light, only lots and lots and lots of grass and trees and a few guys and girls called Urg and Urga who are just about to develop the capacity to imagine how things could be different around here.
 
If you do not know the relationship between a molecule and changing, questioning, creating, then the honest response is to say so. I don't know the relationship either. That's for you biologist chappies to discover. That a free and functioning mind can be annulled by fear is old news and indeed observable but to say no-one has one is pathetic.
Which is as much as to say that the war between the lame-brained and intelligence, creativity, imagination which is NOT 'merely' the creation of works of art but which is without which nothing, the ability to see how things could be different around this joint, to see things which are not there, but could be, visualize that fallen tree as a pair of wheels (offend against the gods), has been going on since the first members of homo sapiens stood on their hind legs, and one said oh, but it is raining, therefore we shall get wet, and the other said fuck that for a game of soldiers, I'm going to build a shelter. Imagination look at what things are, takes them apart and puts the pieces together in a different order, adds new pieces, jettisons superfluous pieces, makes things different. Imagination does not practise given ‘skills to benefit the economy’. Imagination looks at how things are done and finds different, better ways of doing them,
 
Let me (once again) annoy the shit out of you by quoting Peter Medawar.
 
I do not suppose that anyone could propound a hypothesis of the nature of creativity more likely to arouse a derisive titter than the idea that in the act of creative imagination we are mouthpieces of divinity - how could anyone entertain a concept so far removed from science - a concept lying so far on the wrong side of the tracks created by Karl Popper's line of demarcation between the domain of, on the one hand, science and common sense and on the other hand, of religion, metaphysics and imaginative literature.  Let us have a good laugh - but only in the vivid consciousness that we certainly cannot do any better and that the explanations of creativity by psychologists and the machine intelligence boys are in their own way just as inadequate.
Peter Medawar: 'Creativity - especially in science' (1985) in The Threat and the Glory: Reflections on Science and Scientists, OUP, 1991
w from, among other places, the Lascaux cave illustrations of 17000 years ago that there were creative, artistic cave-persons, and we know also by deduction that there were cave-persons
 
Thus Doc Hollowhead
The pressing reason for kicking medicine and other biological sciences out of the university is of course the abolition of mind. If you do not believe mind exists, it's hard to see what purpose you have in an institution dedicated to training it: the door is over there.
 
All those years in Medical School being told he shares 98% of his DNA with the chimpanzee have taken their toll on Doc Hollowhead. Knowing a little about chimps, he now thinks he knows everything about human beings. Fruit-flies are best, of course. Fruit-flies are a sure-fire guide. He looked around anxiously. Fruit-flies were reassuring, but alas there were none to be seen.

He therefore behaves like an ape. A bigger monkey has beaten his chest. Bigger monkey = power. Power = can hurt little monkey. Little monkey fwightened. Fear shuts down human mind. Being also human little monkey hastily attributes probity, rationality, goodness to bigger monkey. Bigger monkey can't possibly be lying or otherwise talking out of his arse. No need for debate. No need to check facts. Reality is whatever a bigger more powerful baboon says it is. What most people recognize about authority, namely its capacity to talk out of its arse, is lost on Doc who of course knows everything about human beings, being conversant with the DNA of the chimp.

There came the Enlightenment. What bloody garbage is this? they cried. Authority is a fellow-human. He may be right. He may be wrong. Fact and reason are the determinants. If he or she desires to exert force over you, he or she must give valid reason.

The unmitigated evil of orthodox religion is of course an equivalent reductionism: it reduces humans to helpless gibbering apes, terrorizes them into fearing thought and langugage. When a representative of the Pink Hippo speaks, there is instant suspension of all rational processes, all speech, instant suspension of all decency, all morality, because what the worshippers are taught is to be evil on command.
http://www.dillsplace.com/the-abolition-of-mind.html
 Don't suppose they have much time for Plutarch either: For the mind does not require filling like a bottle, but rather, like wood, it only requires kindling to create in it an impulse to think independently and an ardent desire for the truth.
 
How, after all, can they have trained minds, when they show no signs of having any minds at all?

Refusal to establish the facts, refusal to investigate - copious detail, evidence, a metal rod in my back - insufferable, intolerable and of course deliberate evil.  None of these creatures of course is fit to hold power in a democracy, starting with Carol Black and working down to the foul nonentities, stupid, vicious, ignorant trash, Linch's precious mutt-pack of sniggering evil. Why have any of these creatures be allowed to bother me at all, let alone wreck my body and destroy my life, from top to bottom the sick and the sad: the animal.  Here's me when I was 13 in hospital having my spine straightened, encased  in plaster from chin to hip for six months. You have of course seen it before, as you have seen nearly  all of this, certainly the essential points, before, for 24 fucking years and deliberately done  nothing, pretended nothing could be done, jabbered and babbled and whined your foul inane filth to each other behind closed doors like the stupid sick evil cunts you are.  I hope that hell of yours exists just for you,  you dirty filthy sick obscene repulsive vermin, so you can burn in it.  Especially you, Blair.  Here is a message to you from my grandfather from beyond the grave.  You're not Labour, you stinking dirty little fascist traitor, but then of course few people in the so-called Labour Party are. 

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