DILLSPLACE
  • Most pernicious
  • Be careful what you wish for...
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Homeric hymn to Pan
  • New Page
  • Home
  • What the hell. I have nothing to lose
  • My Adventures
  • My Story
  • Essentials
    • The earth is not flat
    • The abolition of mind
    • Things that only need saying once-one e tel
    • Manners makyth man
    • Coal in the bath and the victim culture
    • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others
    • So some guys had the really freaky idea that we should love one another
    • Jesus!
    • 'Judge not that ye be not judged'
    • Goo
    • The way we were: Anglican England
    • 'Avatars of living grace'
    • Ditching the theology of love
    • Reality >
      • Islam in the West
      • Reality 102
      • Reality 103
      • Reality 103a
      • Reality 104
  • PANTHER: the argument
    • Essential PANTHER
    • PANTHER: the graphics
  • Moi
    • Well, what I think is...
  • The new Marxism
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Who owns me if I do not own myself?
    • The weight of internal contradictions, comrades
  • Dill's World (blog)
  • New Page
  • The collapse of education
    • The Great University Education Scam
    • And here is the gnus
    • Of Paramecium and Spirogyra
    • The Dumpy Pocket Book for Biologists
  • The Anile Heir
    • Fal
    • Shavli
    • Dill
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Sarat, our hero
  • For Katie: Harry Secombe: 'The Lord is my Shepherd'
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
    • Otting
    • THAT AM I >
      • New Page
    • Medicine: the joke
    • It's like this, Doc >
      • You were saying
    • Medicine: the continuing joke
    • 'By Tummel and Loch Rannoch'
    • The laughing-stock of the civilized world
    • And be damned to you
    • In the garden with Mummy
    • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
    • Blair: the icing on the cake
    • Expecto patronam
    • Scarlet battalions
    • My family: any colour so long as it's red
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (1)
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (2)
    • Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
    • So you have a problem with my family, fucker?
    • 'Jew-Communists'
    • Margaret, my great-grandmother, an Irish tart
    • The FUQs
    • Dear Wannabe Nemesis
    • Shall we try again, Bobbles my sweet?
    • Evil
    • Dixi (that's Latin, you know, Father)
    • The cultural use of the lamp-post
    • A home from home
    • All times are now (1)
    • All times are now (2)
    • For Katie: All times are now (3)
    • For Katie: All times are now (4)
    • For Katie; All times are now (5)
    • For Katie: All times are now (6)
    • Non serviam
    • This colour doesn't run
    • The balance
  • Civilization - the balance
  • Gallery
    • And be damned to you
    • Catholic Encyclopaedia 1912: Obedience
    • Voltaire and Jesus
    • Tertullian, Women in Canon Law (1912) and Mulieris Dignitatem (1988)
    • Padding through the Vatican archives
    • The Vatican State
    • Extra ecclesiam nulla salus: go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass 'Go'
    • A short history lesson
    • A phrase-book for monkey-nuts
    • Summary: the abode of the loon
    • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Concerning the Church of England >
      • Bukharin and Preobrazhensky: Communism and Religion
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Freedom of Thought
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Transubstantiation
      • Thomas Paine: The Age of Reason
      • Lenin: Socialism and Religion
      • Marx: 'So much for the social principles of Christianity'
      • The Horcruxes and the illusion of power
      • 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • Led Zep: Kashmir
  • Buddhist meditation music: Zen Garden
    • Trivializing the Reformation
    • Bad moon rising
    • Dear Pope Benedict, You wish to destroy Christianity?
    • 24-inch waist SAS
    • The inevitable response to serious nonsense
    • The SOE: now, boys, don't be silly
    • Nancy Wake
    • 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live' (Exodus 22:18)
    • Cantilip
  • Karula
  • Summary: the love way or the power way
  • Flashtest
  • The worst university in the country
  • Just finishing off, Dolores
  • Miss Smila's feeling for snow
  • Death of an expert witness
  • Interesting, those trips to Moscow
  • 'His single hand portrayed it'
  • Of course no-one pays any attention to poets
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The Hospital
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • I am of course reminded of a little list (of a little list)
  • In the garden with Mummy when the Nine turned up
  • Grow the fuck up, comrades
  • Thin red line
  • 'The Party', 'The Regiment'
  • Once upon a time there was a big red giant
  • Britain's not very secret weapon
  • The headlines
  • The waning of the age of aquarium
  • Letter to MI5: Playing The Patriot Game
  • Those in peril on the sea
  • The Patriot Game (song)
  • Country matters: 'Elf and Safety
  • The Matter of Britain
  • Marianne
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • The rat-catchers
  • 'And gentleman in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • The evidence no-one asks for
  • England
  • My father when young 2
  • A few of my books
  • The Intelligent Woman's Guide to Socialism and Capitalism
  • Barry's book-plate (evil grin)
  • Barry: 'demob' if only from the MOI and redeployment at JWT
  • Barry: publishing contracts with Curtis Brown
  • Barry's funeral service
  • Family album
  • Barbara's 100th birthday
  • And Nigel's funeral: read by Saul on the whale-backed Downs
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Class mum lives in a field with Dinge: the intellectual Left
  • Within you, without you
  • Because the world is round, it turns me on
  • More Lattic and other incredibly cool stuff
    • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • Hass and Venga
  • The Lover of Jalaluddin Rumi and some things you never wanted to know about translation
  • Love IS the law
  • Shahriar's sites for sore eyes
  • Islamic art and civilization
  • Abu Nuwas
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Harry's Place v. Scumbag College
  • Henrietta wondered if HP was too soft on Sparte-Smythe
  • Koorosh Modarresi of the Worker-Communist Party of Iran
  • Rumy Hasan of the Birmingham Socialist Alliance
  • Sharia socialists
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: plus ca change....
  • Illustrations of the Rubaiyat
  • Hell, objectively speaking: St Catherine of Genoa
  • Joe Stote
  • Katy Kianush
  • 'Brothers, if you hear...'
  • L'Internationale
  • A Lioness's Quest
  • The Battle of Evermore
  • Rosa Luxemburg
  • Love in a time of cholera
  • TEKEL: Religious, guys? Doesn't that mean shit?
  • Please do not feed the god. He really doesn't appreciate it.
  • Instead of God eating people, people eat God. Seems a good swap
  • Herstory
  • Ultramontanism
  • Multiverse defined by the sexual equipment of the human male
  • Civis romana sum?
  • Sunday School, 1913: 'THE GATES WILL BE OPEN TO ALL MANKIND'
  • Huxley
  • Consciousness 101
  • Jesus Christ the apple-tree
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Trial before Pilate
  • 'For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die!'
  • Much how I feel about doctors and other forms of intellectual pollution in the University, really
  • Jesus, a human being
  • By all means get us wrong, Father
  • 'They turned to Rome to sentence Nazareth'
  • Buddhism: frightful threat to the Church, you know
  • Dharma the Cat and the Barefoot Doctor
  • Non-duality
  • Exo, eso, balance, Balrogs et le Parti Communiste Francais 1939-1945
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: Fit the Second
  • Printing and the Reformation
  • Glossary
  • Early chess: more, er, gentlemen (and ladies)
  • The Crusades: it's good to look at dates
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Nathan the Wise
  • Portly and the Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Otters return to Thames (maybe)
  • The Ottery, TW9
  • Spring: rain and shine
  • Problems with numeracy: cardinals, generals and rock 'n' roll
  • Franny and Zooey
  • The tail does not wag the dog
  • Try again? I think not: finale
  • How many deaths does it take till they know that too many British Muslim women have died
  • Who killed Banaz
  • Sexism, racism, Islamophobia, Marxophobia and a rather interesting school
  • Aaargh! The Terrible Tonge-Monster!
  • Just hammering the stake a little further in
  • A second English Civil War: women against women
  • The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack
  • You were saying...
  • Of course I've slain the bloody Jabberwock
  • Chapter One - Stalinism is just so yesterday
  • The rightful heir, the usurper and the usurper's bloody wife
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of one's boo
  • Fascism victorious, gloating and spurious - for the moment, certainly
  • Six counties (sob, the horror of it) lie under John Bull's tyranny
  • Calling Lord Haw-Haw
  • Cool Britannia
  • 'Hell is just as properly proper as Greenwich or as Bath or Joppa'
  • 'Any old iron, any old iron, any, any old iron...'
  • The Front Line
  • Taking it from the top...
  • Happy birthday to m
  • Extract from The Anile Heir including Lattic
  • My body my self
  • Culluket, Kastanessen and of course Coulter
  • The Girl Who Talked to Otters
  • Notes, some of which are Caroline's
  • Our revels now are ended
  • Pallas Athene
  • More notes
  • Pan pipes - conclusions - allegory
  • Shit, man, they won't even state their problem in the Agora
  • Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad
  • Poetry in motion
  • Ain't no use in looking down!/Ain't no discharge on the ground!
  • Queen - We will rock you!
  • Queen - Killer Queen
  • The wrong shaped body, inferior product
  • What a friend they have in evil, all their sins and griefs to bear
  • In sum
  • 'Building a remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy'
  • Classic Islamoballs (and of course pure Stalinism)
  • Deja vu
  • Really, there are more important things to think about....
  • Sleeping Pan by InertiaK
  • Hymn to Pan by Faun
  • Pan pipes
  • Dirty old men
  • For Katie: 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • The Stone Table cracked
  • 10 intellectual frauds of the orthodox religious and their slaves
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Intelligent women
  • 'Tales of brave Ulysses'
  • Coursera
  • Free
  • Milburn
  • A fifth column
  • Ain't there nuffink wrong with my back, apes?
  • Gunfight at OK Corral
  • Gunfight at OK Corral: the movie
  • Harmonica and Frank
  • Captain's Log: Star-Date Whatever
  • Women, the US election, the President of the United States and other cool stuf
  • The fury of a woman who has been raped
  • "Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
  • The grand-daughter of not-quite-the-founder of the Labour Party
  • Meanwhile...the lamp-post
  • 'Sarat's little joke': the Economic Liaison Officer to the Anile Throne
  • Where have all the SovSymps gone, long time passing...
  • Roots and reductionism
  • 'At anchor here I ride...'
  • 'Against all things ending'
  • New Page
  • Verstehen Sie?
  • Memoirs of London medicine
  • 28th August 2010
  • Irreducible evil
  • Irreducible evil
  • Just for you: Anthea Turner - and the python
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • Just call me Serafina Pekkala, or possibly Lady Godiva
  • A few reminders
  • More? You want more?
  • Grand finale
  • It even has a pretty cover
  • Bambi
  • C'est nous qu'on ose mediter/De rendre a l'antique esclavage!
  • A reminder of who is Marianne
  • Voici Noel!
  • Vicar of Bray
  • Spanish Ladies
  • Meanwhile back in Scilly....Song of the Western Men
  • Twenty years behind enemy lines
  • Family tree
  • Pavarotti: Little Drummer Boy
  • Walking in the air
  • 'So you think you can love me and spit in my eye/So you think you can love me and leave me to die'
  • Aw, come on, Doc, you're such an academic
  • Je suis allee voir dans sa tete
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • Talking of sheep...
  • The distancing of Jesus from the churches
  • So this is how it is to be
  • And....And Stafford....And
  • A limp prick and no balls
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Other notes
  • Other notes
  • Blair
  • No?
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt One
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt Two
  • If you're going to Acton Vale, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
  • The truth about medicine
  • Getting nowhere fast
  • Bird in the bloody wilderness
  • As I have so tiresomely repetitively said
  • Untitled
  • That which sustains
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • The lies they tell and the drivel they spout
  • Rising above the evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • We too do not do cowering
  • What the papers say
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind
  • Dust and sparkles: child of Dust and Light and Lenin
  • Just screaming
  • More ridiculous womanish screaming
  • Look, children, do look, it's a Five-Year Plan
  • Fictionally speaking...The House that Keir built
  • The heavy mob moves in: "We're Ancient Greeks. We do reason. And of course democracy."
  • What did New Labour achieve?
  • Apollo speaks
  • Physician, heal thyself - or not
  • Wholly unnecessary footnote
  • Ah, the dirty underbelly of medicine
  • Artemis' arrows
  • Dear Apollo, I think the mind-itch needs to be stronger
  • A few hymns
  • Rhinoceros!
  • Begging them to sue me for 15 years
  • 'Now that I lie here/My body all holes/I think of the traitors/Who bargained and sold'
  • Of course, if anyone has a spare atom bomb
  • Whatever it takes
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • You will see me dead rather than support me
  • Vultures waiting for the flesh that dies
  • Would you like to see the state of my mattress?
  • 'When you've shouted "Rule, Britannia!"...
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • The Fixers
  • The prince, the cardinal, the duke, the politician and the professor
  • The Enforcers
  • Me charm. You just strange
  • So what exactly am I saying here?
  • Pussy Riot: Yet another day in the destruction of Ivana Denisovich
  • Untitled
  • Pussy Riot (2): no pasaran
  • Just smile for the camera, fuckers
  • PANTHER: the animations, though not yet the videos
  • Theme music
  • So-o-o
  • Just a stupid woman screaming
  • Just a reminder of the Miracle of Exmoor
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The essential paradigm
  • No-one wants me to survive. No-one wants me to succeed
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • You have heard of the University, Doctor?
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Going back to work tomorrow
  • The gift of speech
  • Point counterpoint
  • To cut a long story short, therefore
  • To cut a long story even shorter
  • A few things you need to note
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • In brief, therefore
  • Start of first draft - what do you think of it so far?
  • Let me tell you a story, Jackanory, Jackanory...
  • Phase II
  • Thus we see the great esteem in which London medicine holds the University
  • Washed down the drain
  • Raped, butchered, destroyed means what?
  • "I invoke Artemis"
  • I invoke Artemis (II)
  • The closing-down sale. Everything must go
  • Murder by remote control
  • Insufferable
  • Befehl ist Befehl
  • Order of play
  • The Broadmoor annexe
  • I say, don't they shoot collaborators?
  • You pay them
  • Dear British Public
  • Graphically speaking.....
  • I have taken a lead
  • Endsum
  • The good news and the bad news
  • The education suitable to the masses prescribed by the C19th industrialist, therefore
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?/Medicine: the joke
  • I shit on you daily
  • It is fact
  • A new continuum...Watch this space not
  • Lady Sybil's swamp-dragons (footnote to the above)
  • The Age of Aquarius
  • But of course your usual Christmas present, little sick-bags
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before'
  • There's just one huge and enormous difference, isn't there
  • Shall we just highlight that bit?
  • Untitled
  • Untitled
  • Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
  • Untitled
  • 'Don despicable, don of death' Could I leave it out?
  • Finish with a summary of the facts
  • Roll bloody up for the greatest show on earth
  • Just thought to start to make a couple of videos
  • Killer Queen
  • It is concluded
  • A short note
  • I need help
  • Get out of my university, animals
  • Bluestockings
  • Oh, when is this going to end?
  • Go for it, fuckers, go for it
  • Fnords, Jesus and the gerund
  • Corsin and coradium
  • TAH: Chapter One
  • The cancer that is medicine
  • The Petri dish
  • Hanging them is good. Exposing them is better
  • Lattic....
  • Female = non-person
  • That which sustains reprise
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Non, c'est pas ca
  • Quod erat demonstrandum
  • To move on, therefore
  • So there you have it
  • The script
  • Ars longa vita brevis
  • PANTHER: the movie
  • Animal Farm: the midden
  • The word is psychopath
  • If you prefer, a septic tank
  • And the rest
  • Twin cores
  • Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • So just what is this bloody nonsense?
  • My knowledge of Photoshop has increased by leaps and bounds
  • Question One
  • Words and pictures
  • Etched in acid
  • Dear fucking world
  • More
  • Caniba and Hokabi
  • I think - class (Lancashire A, puh-lease, rhymes with gas)
  • What is the point of what you are saying? What is it intended to achieve?
  • PANTHER was created in 2008
  • Happy Samhain
  • Profound concern
  • The Road to the Isles
  • And of course Andy Stewart
  • 'Banks on every finger'
  • Don't tread on me
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • Untitled
  • Pretty much a classic, wouldn't you say
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them (2)
  • There is no reasoning with them
  • A little give and take
  • Extraordinary irresistible find
  • Music
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • Reprise: 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?'/Medicine: the joke
  • Mireille
  • Espèce de pute!
  • Etched in stone
  • Hate Fal the most?
  • Or Shav?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Reminder: Ars longa vita brevis
  • Reminder: PANTHER: the movie
  • 'If you cannot make up rhymes/There are always the columns of The Times'
  • Jarring blast: letter to my father 19th February 2012
  • Vermin made simple
  • You were saying
  • And so, dear MI5, dear Labour Party, dear University...
  • I who might as well be fucking dead
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • Strands
  • Dolls on music-boxes wound up by a key
  • Beyond death
  • You can fit a lot into a five-minute video
  • Je suis Charlie
  • Marble Arch? The Brandenburg Gate? The Colosseum?
  • Sort of cross between Athena and Artemis, really
  • OK, lemme be rational
  • Meanwhile...
  • Meanwhile...
  • As if: cui bono?
  • Dark satanic mills
  • Work in progress
  • Welcome to sewer NHS
  • Over my dead body
  • Beam them up to the Great Prick in the Sky
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • That which sustains finale
  • Messing about on the River: Lattic, Sarat and Shavli too
  • Christ, it's a mad monkey
  • Lots of nuffink
  • Led Zep: Kashmir (2)
  • The pillars of the West/By all means get us wrong, Father
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eater
  • Cockroach Protection League
  • Happy Easter
  • The very models of a medical practitioner
  • The Act of Desecration
  • No is the answer. What is the question? Loony alert, therefore
  • The Grand Plan
  • Go for it
  • Waste of oxygen
  • Prologue
  • Intermezzo
  • Just the time for a brief reminder
  • Mess with the best - die like the rest
  • Wailings of sick Trots not
  • Heavy metal
  • 'Allow me to introduce myself...'
  • Freddie and Peter
  • How to depict one of the most powerful men in the world
  • Moog
  • Anyone for tennis?
  • Hair
  • Hairier?
  • Hairiest?
  • Untitled
  • Python and Allen
  • Prepared for any eventuality
  • Bad moon rising with soundtrack
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before' encore une fois
  • Not one foul animal among them will uphold freedom and democracy
  • Flower power
  • Meanwhile there's really only one song for Ardeshna (and Blair)
  • Thin red line - the third of the set
  • PANTHER: the movie - nealy there
  • Do you like my channel art?
    • Sound file for you to choke on
  • Couple more soundbites to choke on
  • Home movie
  • Damaged goods
  • How is Virginia these days?
  • The Hunger Games
  • Now on YouTube
  • Second vid
  • The Mutts
  • The Mutt Pit
  • The video I shall make
  • Kindly therefore display all the wit, creaivity, intellect, education and intelligence you don't have
  • The last picture show
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • The Last Picture Show 2: female eunuchs
  • In tg
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • In
  • In the heat of the night
  • In the heat of the night
  • Not a complicated image
  • Vermin
  • 'It is a slave's lot thou describest, to refrain from uttering what one thinks'
  • Won't that be fun, Fitter?
  • New Page
  • Nous sommes tous P:aris
  • Meanwhile back at the ranch
  • You may remember the Squelch?
  • DIXI
  • I laugh at you daily
  • The end
  • Fuck your lies, your cowardice, your hypocrisy, vermin
  • Got it all sewn up
  • I am Dill
  • PANTHER: the movie - a reminder
  • And of course the manual
  • They deploy
  • New Page
  • Traitors and would be murderers
  • And the other video
  • Yes, there are, aren't there.
  • Zopiclone
  • Hell
  • No answer is a very clear answer
  • For Katie: All times are now (1)
  • For Katie: The Lord of the Dance
  • For Katie and m: The heart will go on
  • If it's the last thing I ever do, whcih I suppose it might well be
  • My fine body twisted, all battered and lame
  • Reflections
  • For Katie: The trumpet shall sound
  • For Katie: Hallelujah Chorus
  • For Katie
  • The service
  • Reading from 'Burnt Norton'
  • Going Back
  • or in other words
  • I need help
  • Time past and time future
  • Tomorrow
  • How many other lives have you destroyed?
  • Arundel
  • After such knowledge, what forgiveness
    • EXPLICIT LIBER REGIS QUONDAM REGISQUE FUTURI
  • Let it be said - it will be said
  • Information governance
  • So----
  • Sitting in their tin cans far above the world...
  • Another shit-filled weekend
  • The Cull
  • Society has the right to require of avery public agent an account of his administration
  • The laughing stock
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow...'
  • Simple questions
  • For fuck's sake they're all vermin
  • Functionally illiterate
  • Of no significance to me whatever
  • The best story
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The visible difference
  • Drop the dead donkey: UCH imploding
  • It remains the case
  • Oh, and it remains the case
  • What matters
  • Salvat regina!
  • Nancy Wake
  • Nancy Wake 2
  • 2016: your annual treat - A Miracle of Exmoor
  • Dunscreaming (shortly, anyhow)
  • Any normal person
  • Malice
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Surprised by joy
  • University Challenge
  • Meanwhile back at the lamp-post
  • Except to speak of the absolute horror
  • And in particular
  • Because I screamed I needed help
  • QED
  • Sredni Vashtar
  • The wild and wacky world of the Waffen SS
  • Think I'm a bloody servant, do you
  • Irrationality
  • Literate, literary, educated, intellectual England
  • Refinements
  • Doesn't the University see the joke?
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • On the whole, I think....
  • Ain't taking it from a woman
  • A great and mighty wonder I'm still standing
  • The zenith of human possibility
  • ' pilot of the storm who leaves no trace'
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow. Shoot straighter than before'
  • In the face of the evidence
  • Watch this space
  • Brennt Paris?
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • Within you, without you - especially without you
  • Ain't I got no respet
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • The Matter of Kadun: physics and metaphysics
  • Cartoons
  • Over-arching significance not
  • They just wouldn't list
  • 'And now that I lie here/My body all holes'
  • Photoshoot
  • I saved about half the books
  • I just don't understand
  • Fnords
  • Pigs in clover
  • See you in hell, fuckers
  • Attempted murder
  • Bog-rats
  • Person or persons unknown but very guessable
  • All you need is love
  • One more time
  • More
  • Depict them in bondage
  • In sum, Mr Benn's questions
  • 'Arnold Lane/Had a strange/Hobby...'
  • '...Doors bang/Chain-gang...'
  • Etx
  • Shoot straighter than before
  • My moon and my wand
  • My college, my university
  • Inevitable and not
  • painfully slow on the uptake
  • This too you may stuff up your arse
  • And of course this
  • Pout
  • TTFN
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of my boot
  • A West End comedy, perhaps
  • Fascism
  • I really don't think so, no
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Barry: Danny Boy
  • Epitaph: it's your funeral
  • Yea, though I work in the Land of the Valley of the Shadow of Death
  • Do learn to read, Doctor
  • The crooked road the English drunkard made
  • By Oak and Ash and Thorn
  • Can't un read plain words of English
  • I get the gist, I surely do
  • The world of perversion
  • The Ottery has moved to the banks of the Arun
  • Snapping my claws at the foeman''s chants
  • Yes, the crash of the waves on the foreshore
  • The even longer march of Everywoman
  • You tried so desperately hard to destroy me
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • The five most evil men in England
  • Love does not drown in corruption)
  • Like something out of Hieronymus Bosch
  • Harry Secombe: The Old Rugged Cross
  • The Drivellers
  • Insolence is so very vexing, is it not
  • Protected by the faith of my fore-fathers
  • Lost causes
  • Solid Soviet steel
  • 1
  • Murderous vermin who jeer at disability
  • Clarity
  • De profundis clamavi
  • Reprise: Nancy Wake 2
  • Generals gather in their masses...
  • Cry foul and bloody murder
  • Tumour
  • New Page
  • Ludicrous
  • I think I said get me out of there
  • This is not life
  • All bets off, fuckers
  • New Page
  • Dearest darling Katie and Barry
  • You think you impress me?
  • Manners, ladies and gentlemen, puh-lease
  • I suppose the exact charge would be
  • No-o-o I don't thik you should forget about Lattic
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • I thnk, you know, dear Artemis...
  • Sttill drooling, are you
  • 'Thou shallt not suffer a witch to live.;
  • My YouTube channel
  • Education is what is left
  • New Page
  • To su
  • To sum up
  • The endless road traversed (nearly)
  • It's a mandala, stupid
  • Happy New Year
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Not with a bang but a whimper
  • I, however, have outstanding questions
  • Feline groovy
  • Suitable cases for treatment
  • I have spoken
  • Nothing taxing to the sane
  • I have of course the utmost...
  • Doctors and nurses cannot cope with quantum physics
  • Addended: Etched in acid and have been for years
  • The psychology of medicine
  • No outcry
  • A very simple question
  • To which task I shall now..
  • RIP the Labour Party
  • First things first
  • I a woman
  • The Howard lion
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • New Page
  • Pat me on the head and tell mee not to be a silly little girl
  • I a woman of over 60
  • A hanging matter
  • The gross falsification of history
  • 'The writers by their presence...'
  • One more time just for the hell of it
  • Lastly...
  • The answer is no
  • So that was the Universiity that was
  • Hey you, get off of my cloud...
  • Off. off, off of my cloud...
  • A right waste of make-up
  • So what?
  • Footnotes to the above
  • So where - ?
  • What is the name of - and can't they - ?
  • The glorious first of June
  • Why has the door not been smashed down/?
  • Your professors, Vice-Chancellor
  • Anti-dialogue
  • Shall we finish with a quick...
  • They don't want the Jabberwock slain
  • ABOVE THE LAW?
  • So - I think -
  • "Sentence first = verdict afterwards."
  • DA and TM
  • Post mortem
  • Everywhere I go people are collecting bloody food
  • how many people are on PAYE?
  • I am naturallly reminded...
  • Where was I?
  • Where was I (2)?
  • Welcome to the NHS
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • 'Senior members of the University'
  • These are {{DOCTORS}}} and {{{NURSES}}}
  • The girl who talked to otters
  • How you hate intelligence
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • The Hundred Flowers Movement
  • New Page
  • In one line
  • Belloc, Apollo and May
  • While readiing The Four Men
  • Golgotha, place of a skull
  • Troll toes
  • So go for it
  • PUT-DOWN
  • New Page
  • The required result
  • Sex and mind
  • Their mommas told them...
  • Greece or Rome
  • The new normal
  • Isn't this interesting?
  • New Page
  • Ruthless vicious evil old men
  • The charge is atteempted murder
  • The C-List
  • Q&A
  • Ludicrous propositions
  • Chained to the oars
  • Footnotes
  • 1095 and all that
  • The Anglican garden
  • Or of course a Kabbalist
  • I have some time ago...
  • Cult, Death-Eaters
  • Not forgetting Nathan the Wise
  • Cultural exchange
  • And of course not forgetting...
  • In short, in my young day...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun
  • Nearly there
  • I detect, therefore
  • 'That government by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth.'
  • Tingle
  • Follow-up
  • Cave-meen
  • Not ancient history
  • I have indeed graphically
  • 'By their deeds'
  • So maybe you'll also like this bit
  • Just to be exact
  • Which?
  • Oh, all right, just for you
  • Left something out, didn't I
  • Didn't quite finish that off
  • Ciletij
  • Ritawa
  • Shav and Zik
  • The party
  • Spetzi
  • senoki
  • Punching the pixels
  • Reality
  • More tails from the riverbank
  • The Sarat and Maya Show
  • Perverts
  • If we may now...
  • In short
  • progress
  • A national joke
  • The Spetzi Effect
  • Quanta
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • You really have....
  • And they all just sit there
  • So exactly what - ?
  • Hostile fascist foreign powers
  • Personal, very
  • Rubber dolly
  • Essentially
  • Fana
  • LLLLOLLLL
  • Unnatural, innit
  • It's over, monkeys, over
  • You might learn something but probably not
  • So now Blair will tell us all
  • Spetzi and Qine
  • RL
  • Qine and Spetzi
  • Fucktards united
  • Capital
  • Well, didn't I just hand myself the short straw
  • Do they actually understand?
  • Quotable quotes
  • 3D printing
  • Ah, but can you print fluffy cushions?
  • Taking an intelligent interest
  • Vaudos 1
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • New Page
  • Anniversary Waltz
  • Automation: ostrich land
  • The Kirit and Micaela Show
  • New Page
  • Cookery time
  • What are they like!
  • Until we meet on camera...
  • And just because I know you love Homeric hymns
  • New Page
  • Dear Artemis, Athena, Apollo and Pan
  • Baz and Paw on the loose in Van-Senok
  • Back to the fermions
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • A crude, vulgar, ugly, insolent, mad and evil little man
  • RIP English Christianity
  • And the outstanding question is...
  • Foxes, fruit, fermions and fuck you where you breathe
  • Varna's Wall
  • Particularly working on
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • Spring
  • Fisking Welby
  • New Page
  • And how is the great penis in the sky tonight?
  • After-thoughts: don't forget Isis and her pal Sobek
  • The cat I don't yet have
  • The Greater and Lesser Lunacies
  • To whom it may concern....
  • New Page
  • Frank
  • Cock-suckers
  • Should you not be a movie buff...
  • Marked as property
  • Questions, questions....
  • You will publicly answer those questions
  • And this was Margaret
  • Reprise: Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
  • To remind you...
  • England the poem
  • Back to the Viledeen
  • Come on, I just want you to...
  • So this is the story
  • New Page
  • Theme from The Water Margin
  • Turn off the bloody Horst Wessel Lied
  • Is it -10 yet?
  • Chesterton - and Belloc
  • New Page
  • So what have I proved?
  • Mock you incessantly
  • No problem, no problem at all
  • They have only one interest
  • Misa and ban-Razit
  • Rowley and Saunders
  • HARD WIRING
  • Bad science
  • Dereliction of duty here, comrades
  • Taking it from the top..
  • New Page
  • Dot the i. Cross the t
  • More Fal
  • Maya's assassination
  • So-o-o
  • Well, hi there, Sar-fenan
  • And the third reason
  • Ysabel Belinda Felicity Jehan Howard
  • 'And now that I lie here...'
  • Ain't they really
  • And so
  • 'Of course she has to do this on her own.'
  • Who the fuck are Bonnie and Clyde
  • How the cards fall
  • And don't forget Dill
  • And Shav and Dill
  • Squishy, Archchancellor: not a healthy diet
  • Back to you, Sar-Fenan
  • This is not a physics textbook
  • e=mc2
  • A NON-EVENT
  • woo hoo
  • Her story
  • Oi, you, Sar-fenan!
  • Bloody kitten-eaters
  • HHGG 1
  • HHGG 4
  • HHGG 2
  • Reprise: It reallly is...
  • Dave Allen
  • Some psycho schizoid freak
  • So absolutely insolently irreducibly evil
  • This site
  • Under the block
  • Do you not understand?
  • Gee, it's so wonderful to know
  • Parameters
  • I might go so far as to say
  • I might''ve finished losing my temper
  • Archaeopteryx flew like a pheasant
  • I am not a child. Children are under 16
  • New Page
  • Blair, Corbyn, WCPI
  • Smile for the camera
  • 'Labour'
  • Nothing you won't surrender
  • HTF do I hitch a lift to Betelgeuse?
  • "We are the Daleks."
  • Back as ever to the Viledeen
  • Scream quietly or the neighbours will hear
  • The products rejected out of hand
  • ComSymp ShariaSymp Fit the Third
  • How to defend England
  • If you cannot get rid of the people who govern you...
  • National Museum Wales
  • Why is this continuing?
  • My mission I seem to have been landed with
  • Dixi
  • Go it alone, suffer alone, what's new
  • Deep breaths
  • New Page
  • Gratis
  • Justt to complete the set
  • About that grave
  • Damn!
  • About that clock
  • Oh pilot of the storm that leaves no trace
  • Last but by no means least
  • After which
  • Or in short
  • Notification...
  • I think perhaps tomorrow...
  • C17th England
  • Je suis comme je suis
  • Whatever you do, take pride...
  • Selfies
  • There remains of course my mind
  • If you failed to get the gist
  • Alice's Left Hip Esquire
  • Limp pricks and no balls
  • New Page
  • Never ask them to strip
  • You, off my planet
  • If they absolutely won't...
  • Achilles' heel
  • Oh just do begone
  • No-one on Planet Normal
  • Welcome to Labour's England
  • Democracy...
  • New Page
  • Bringing back the dark
  • The best story
  • Is there one single point?
  • To come up to date
  • Evil
  • The destruction of the intellectual basis of the free world
  • The mad relations in the rafters
  • Let this be my contentment
  • Results
  • None of which of course
  • A purely indigenous evil
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • A toss-up
  • Blair
  • New Page
  • Reality 105
  • The wearing of the green
  • Recently come to light
  • Growly snarly wolf
  • New Page
  • Five years later...
  • Bobbles
  • OK, assume.
  • A flight of fancy
  • So long as we understand each other
  • Footnote
  • Fisking Warsi reprise
  • Why was nothing done?
  • Job well done, filth
  • Being a galactic mail from me to Zaphod
  • Beyond evil
  • In the 61st minute of the final hour
  • Doo-be, doo-be, do
  • English Christianity until....
  • New Page
  • 'I AM KING AND GOD AND LAW#
  • So I get this
  • Bad mood
  • Another book for you, Blair
  • One should always write things down - in some form or another
  • All cleared up in five minutes
  • Of course I have worn such a hat
  • Thus, bloody thus
  • No pasaran
  • I continued...
  • You prefer Misa and Ban-razit
  • The 3D printer in the town centre
  • Labour's apotheosis
  • Selling women by the pound
  • Why, my own mother and father wouldn't recognize me
  • And the punchline is
  • Do just go and fuck yourselves
  • Fruit Loop
  • Only one interest
  • The price of a woman's body
  • Eris
  • Just can't hear you
  • VR
  • Not as exciting as Hokabi
  • 'Unfortunate'
  • Oh look what they're saying about me
  • Should one really not...
  • I am intelligent.
  • From the archives: fisking Warsi
  • Do MPs entirely grasp what they're there for?
  • Our servants not our masters
  • New Page
  • Or you could say the reverse
  • The problem is that there is no problem
  • Irrelevant
  • From the archives: who killed Banaz
  • From the archives: ooh, we are so sensitive
  • From the archives: wondrous multiculturalism
  • From the archives: Banaz' sister spoke out
  • Neither right nor honourable nor gentlemen
  • The carrion chorus
  • And so
  • New Page
  • Can hear you from here, animal
  • Forgot it at Christmas
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain'
  • So golly gosh
  • And I laugh (2)
  • What else can we talk about
  • Thus
  • Spare ribs
  • Mene mene tekel upharsin
  • And of course...
  • Matthew 7: 3
  • Blair
  • This exchange
  • Because it's a horrible way to die
  • Peter
  • Those convictions
  • A purely pernicious twist
  • The open mind
  • They took away the post-its
    • First part of Fal 1
  • First part of Fal 2
  • Sarat at the Shrine 1
  • Sarat at the Shrine 2
  • To continue...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Of course
    • Back to sanity...
  • Ridiculous and viie
  • From the archives: obedience (1912)
  • I should imagine...
  • From the archives: And who kept this bubbling?
  • From the archives: Voltaire on the CofE
  • From the archives: Extra ecclesiam nulla salus
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 1
  • From the archives: the Vatian archives 2
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 3
  • 2000 years making most of it up
  • Proud Archbishop of York conducts his own daughter's wedding ceremony
  • New Page
  • Nothing may be said. Nothing may be done.
  • It seemed a good idea at th e time
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Aren't they gorgeous?
  • A precedent has been set
  • Something else for the animals to gloat over
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • Women beware women
  • How best may we accommodate you, o master
  • The Agora
  • New Page
  • Violence power coercion desecration
  • BOURGEOIS MORALITY
  • New Page
  • Once more from the top
  • So what do I think?
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • To conclude: to whom it may concern
  • Sarat and Hass
  • THis is what I look like, Vice-Chancellor
  • Sonderkommando
  • The balance of probability
  • Can I keep this up for ever?
  • How you hate intelligence 2
  • Et freaking cetera
  • Honestly, darling, that mantilla
  • The prince, the duke, the cardinal, the politician and the professor
  • The Fixers
  • The Enforcers
  • By the balls of Apollo!
  • Cernunnos
  • Burunda
  • Solidarity
  • About that new sofa I printed...
  • A position it is entirely easy to understand
  • Yes. Yes, you are ridiculous
  • Yes. Yes, everything I have said about you is an understatement
  • Meanwhile back at the ottery
  • The flawed concept of Islamophobia
  • Oh rats!
  • The revolving door
  • Ah yes, my future
  • Explicit liber
  • So now....
  • Deep breaths
  • Thanks awfully for the suggestion, old boy
  • A list, therefore
  • Previous reflections
  • Ah, culture
  • Ah, here you have the nub
  • New Page
  • Tropes
  • Letter to my dead parents
  • New Page
  • These they left me
  • Don't forget Lattic
  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  • Song of the Western Men
  • The new national anthem
  • Wanna see the Deeds
  • New Page
  • Another very fine song
  • Shamima Begum
  • The perfect citizens of a fascist state
  • Grease
  • Love, Serafina Pekkala
  • To whom it may concern
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Also to whom it may concern
  • So what happened then?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Who has no authority in England
  • I shall now potter off
  • La trahison des clercs
  • 'Those who cannot remember the past...'
  • A little intellectual exercise...
  • The view of the Labour leadership
  • Take it from the top, Karl
  • Is Abbott a feminist? We shall see
  • Ooh, we are so sensitive
  • Death before dishonour
  • Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once
  • Of course certain lines here
  • Hide the Secret. Hide the Weakness
  • The very model of a modern faith apologist
  • Models of modern health practitioners
  • Meanderings
  • Negation
  • Bloody certifiable
  • Convert, comrades, convert!
  • Found the articles
  • Dangerous animals
  • I name you the Duke of Plaza-Toro
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Christchurch 1
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • To May, whom it concerns
  • Shouts and whispers
  • Hic jacet
  • Hyde Park, London, England
  • Condition of the Working-Class in England 1845
  • Thus ComSymp ShariaSymp
  • Ooh, you guessed
  • You are so obvious
  • In detail
  • Hard wiring
  • If mind does not exist., democracy is unnecessary
  • Th Age of Reason, 1794
  • Fisking Cantuar
  • Danger: profoundly esoteric image
  • The seer and that which he sees are one.
  • Meanwhile hats off to the Guardian
  • Letter to MI5 in case you missed it.
  • Fucking Pollyanna
  • The Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls
  • Perhaps in five year old English
  • Non serviam
  • The 7 principles of public life. Pix too
  • Tor and Tonge
  • Barking moonbats
  • Herr Hitler, I presume
  • A rich joke, Blair
  • Eire in the 1950s?
  • Cold shower
  • By definition 'God' has to know what a lepton is
  • Ah, the Yorkshire Ripper
  • Parallel government
  • New Page
  • You will not look at them
  • The magic migraine
  • From about a year ago
  • La nausee
  • Yes, it's Operation Mindfuck
  • Book review
  • Happy bloody Easter
  • A little quiet attempted murder
  • Fal 2
  • The curse of the killer zombies
  • So the next logical step would be...
  • Don't my silly little arts degree mean nuffink?
  • Oh dear I have upset someone(s)
  • New Page
  • A few questions
  • There are no great ones
  • Gets so horribly in the way
  • Violence against women, it's what you pay your taxes for
  • 'Bring me the head of Alfreddo Garcia'
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • The House of the Rising Sun
  • The initiation of force
  • Yes, that's right, I said Bentley
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Do admire your handiwork
  • Marche funebre
  • Misogyny
  • On this 75th anniversary...
  • The Enchanted Forest
  • If you should confront these filth
  • Encore une fois
  • Impertinent evil filth
  • A successful outcome
  • Therefore...
  • Which end is up
  • I shall create it
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Indeed there are many interesting people to talk to in my mind
  • Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof
  • To dig a little deeper
  • Of food-banks and reprographics
  • No dark
  • Just remembered another spectacular waste of money
  • More about Tories
  • And more...
  • This and that and some of the other
  • Or in short
  • Don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Memo to the Senate of the University of London
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • The fur does settle...
  • Models of medical practitioners
  • HARD WIRING 2
  • Strange things happen in the quantum universe
  • Strange things happen in the quantum world
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • Falsity
  • Je ne regrette rien
  • Of course you could always check the facts
  • 'Do you recall what was the deal/The day the music died.'
  • The family handbook
  • Goose-stepping morons
  • Riidiculous
  • Welcome to the diverse and plural real world
  • Does it not sound sweet?
  • This half-wit waving her degree...
  • O tempora! O mores! O mayhem!
  • Sexism is a crime
  • ''I can't be treated like this.'
  • And here the matter rests at present
  • J'ai vecu
  • Extreme unction
  • The free movement of peoples
  • The rules
  • The witch must burn in hell, he trumpeted,
  • You can always ask Google
  • Monsters
  • Just think, then you can add murder to your CVs
  • New Page
  • No dark
  • In sum
  • Give them everything they ask for
  • Good for a laugh
  • The end. Full stop.
  • Just grow a pair
  • Bad moon rose
  • To whom it may concern
  • And?
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • The Hall of Mirrors
  • Because of course
  • How to murder a woman
  • Bwahaha
  • They gave them time
  • My big brown eyes
  • A n all-party statement from the House of Commons
  • Fat pig
  • Always remember...
  • Always remember...
  • The whole lot of them
  • Clear and present danger
  • Note to Jackson, Hughes and Ardeshna
  • So...
  • Oy, you
  • They did not like the New Marxism at all
  • Irritable Owl Syndrome
  • The drivel show
  • Oh, you know, Woodstock
  • Aqiuarius
  • One more time and once again...
  • Anglican England
  • Since I feel bloody annoying
  • At cock crow
  • Civilized behaviour
  • New Page
  • 'Thirty pieces of silver'
  • 'I look for truth and find that I get damned'
  • Found the quote
  • Carrion
  • Books
  • Singer to my clan in that dim red dawn of man
  • Five Prime Ministers
  • The victory of the Tuatha de Danaan
  • A briefer response
  • Bonfire Night
  • Conjecture
  • Or as I said more lucidly...
  • They really didn't like my poems at all
  • Denis Diderot
  • The Age of Reason
  • Some years later...
  • We the people
  • Side-dishes
  • So do tell
  • Facts
  • Reality
  • Because I know you hate it even more
  • So perhaps
  • Termites
  • So you go right on..
  • I even told them about the SOE
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Oh and this
  • I think Hafiz would have liked Bunyan's hymn
    • Shame
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Welcome to Brighton, a plural and diverse community
  • An 'All Party Parliamentary Group'
  • Oh, when will this end?
  • QEbloodyD
  • To return to civilization.
  • Fal continued
  • Fal and Tet
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Maya's assassination
  • They stripped
  • For monkey-nuts: dixi
  • Fisking Malik: Preamble
  • Melodrama
  • Fisking Malik: Part One
  • The end is Nye
  • Aberfan
  • New York Mining Disaster 1941
  • Resonances
  • Don't talk to me about the law
  • And so...
  • And the other thing...
  • you so love lies, don't you
  • Writing things down
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • PAINLESS BUT PERMANENT
  • Love from Serafina Pekkala
  • A difference of opinion
  • Just a theory
  • What the hell do you think I am, you ridiculous little pieces of shit
  • This will do for the time being
  • This colour doesn't run
  • The desired result
  • No balls, 'Frank', just no balls
  • Just call me Harmonica
  • Hokabi
  • In his tin can, far above the world
  • Bloody psychopaths, in short
  • Berchtesgaden, 1935
  • You are so obvious, Blair
  • So what happens next?
  • So what is the matter with you
  • End of the road
  • Happy New Year
  • Meaningless
  • Kinky boys
  • A sick joke
  • So:
  • Bottom-feeders
  • New Page
  • So why are you here?
  • There, isn't that just so cute
  • The Lizard of Oz
  • And stuff this...
  • And they have never heard of...
  • Of course I'm a fucking witch
  • Just getting out my tunic of skins
  • Erudite, that's me
  • In short...
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • So, as ever
  • It is a slave's lot thou describest
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Medicine: the joke
  • Are you five-year-olds?
  • The Directorate
  • Murderers and traitors
  • Books....
  • Books, filth, books
  • Since I have no intention...
  • Oh, how they stripped.
  • Indeed, it is like this, Doc
  • Thus...
  • And the fuss is about what?
  • This and that
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Lemme set the scene
  • Diversity
  • This matter of Kadun: (inner and eso) 1
  • The matter of Kadun (inner and eso) 2
  • They are the Daleks. They are Masters of the Universe
  • I however do not remotely think that
  • 'See how I die. Just watch me die.'
  • A simple case of attempted murder
  • The final act
  • Our story
  • So why did they not support PANTHER?
  • Love drowned in Corruption
  • All times are now (1)
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • 'The Father took from him the Keys and the Sword'
  • 'That government by the people....'
  • Ir's a fucking doddle
  • The smoking gun
  • Read all abaht it
  • Woo-hoo, it's a full moon.
  • Carrion
  • 'All you need is love'
  • Just not macho
  • So what precisely - ?
  • so when England's answer to Indiana Jones...
  • And you filth at UCH
  • 'When Julius Fabricius, Sub-Prefect of the Weald...'
  • More history (after a bit)
  • Exodus 32 (well, loosely)
  • A 99% confidence rating
  • Something of the kind..
  • Come to my funeral, Blair?
  • Do anything for them, anything to feed them
  • Forgot to repeat the Bobbles letters
  • England in the C21st and the C12th
  • In the event of.
  • My head held firmly under water
  • The most basic standards
  • Miscellany
  • The primate pecking order
  • Cancer Ward
  • Locke, Hume, Kant, Mill, is there anyone they didn't ban
  • Farce
  • The Tories' own quest for ideological purity
  • 'opium of the people'
  • Blair's New Model England
  • In English not Latin or Arabic
  • Because no-one stops them
  • The thin end of the wedge
  • Intellectually sickening
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Sickboy
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • The company of civilized people
  • The care of the penis
  • So you're happy now
  • Unlikely
  • I hope...
  • So very much more interesting
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • In sum....
  • Shit
  • And I laugh
  • Feeesh
  • And be damned to you.
  • Avatars of perfection
  • New Page
  • Marked for extermination from the start
  • i'm helpless and desperate and alone so just fuck you
  • So just go and
  • Wouldn't it be lovely to be in hospital
  • Alice's adventure in hospital
  • The NHS does not live by bread alone
  • Just say cheese
  • Clear and present danger to women
  • There are those who despise being able to spell....
  • I remain, yours sincerely
  • Do you think I don't know what you are
  • Thus troll toes
  • Achilles
  • Complete barbarians
  • Bloody rings of power
  • Lady Sybil's exploding dragons
  • Mesdames, messieurs, faites vos jeux
  • A societal archetype....
  • Sascha doing his renowned impression of a baby zebra
  • Pog ma thoin!
  • The continuum
  • Good to see the young people out in the fresh air enjoying themselves
  • Look once again at spite-ridden lower-middle-class women
  • So the hell with you
  • Mr Morgan, Mr Paxman
  • Ah, you're going to sue me?
  • Or perhaps
  • So which particular set of ludicrous and obscene lies?
  • The opium of the people
  • Throw them my body, throw them my life. Can't do enough for them
  • The hell with all of you
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Fal and Tet
  • All any of them want, my destruction, the destruction of democracy, destruction of the University
  • Maya's assassination
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • Vultures
  • They had one chance
  • Monsters
  • So the fuss is about what?
  • Unrectifiable harm done with malice aforethought
  • There was, you will recall, a bad moon rising
  • Cool stuff
  • Just what is your fucking problem?
  • So now Emglishwomen are destroyed at the command of sadists
  • Aggravating factors: adding insult to injury
  • Selfies
  • Evidence
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Chinese whispers
  • Beyond evil
  • Evidence
  • They jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute
  • Kindle and things
  • Bloody Operation Mindfuck
  • What to do when they push Chinese writing under the door
  • The word you seek is brainwashed
  • The bloody cosmic laughter.
  • I thought you might like to see...
  • Women's bodies break easily
  • They were told and they were told and they were told
  • Not on the whole given to Schadenfreude
  • Do they actually have IQs or do they flatline?
  • Wouldn;'t it be funny if Bobbles were Francis
  • All times are now, yet again
  • Shame
  • What you need to do...
  • So all of it a right bloody waste of make-up
  • 'There is nothing you can't buy'
  • And of course I told them what would happen
  • The sub-species woman
  • Le quatorze juillet
  • Oh and this bit, comrades
  • 'Tell all the boys I'm back in the city...'
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • And, and, and
  • Verse 5 of the Red Flag and don't forget Lattic
  • New Page
  • But of course
  • Fill in a few gaps
  • Merit
  • Homo sapiens sapiens stands erect
  • Bunch of boobs
  • The required result
  • Lower than vermin, much lower
  • And another one
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • And the only outstanding question
  • Cooking the books
  • so come on....
  • Hell and tarnation
  • You did go to school, Blair?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Sick-boys
  • Pscyho-sexual cripples
  • Understanding
  • Oh and because I know you're thick...
  • Another scalp for the sick-boys
  • So, pig-bitch
  • Pig-bitch 2
  • Pig-bitch 3
  • Functionally illiterate
  • How you hate human
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • Dear MI5 person
  • Or perhaps Linch and Goldstone prefer...
  • Yes
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Fal and Tet
  • You, Blair
  • This site will self-destruct...
  • Left out repeating the juicy bit
  • Hi to the University of Witwatersrand or wherever
  • You are really very funny
  • You are really very funny
  • How very funny
  • As if
  • If...
  • Can it be more obvious>
  • Conclusion
  • The initiation of force
  • A busted flush
  • Shall we have that again?
  • The sum of the ravings
  • This meanwhile
  • But of course
  • Point-blank rejection of the governing system of the country
  • What part of fuck off does the Vatican not understand?
  • Please save the crackling
  • Happy Hallowe'en
  • This bit's fun too
  • Time it was
  • Oh you know, like this
  • Screw you....
  • As if
  • NHS bureaucracy strikes again
  • More asses
  • Show's over
  • My body, my self
  • New Page
  • Hate intelligence, hate better
  • The Library at Alexandria (and things)
  • HARD WIRING A
  • Hard wiring B
  • Hard wiring C
  • And of course they ain't fucking illitrit
  • Index Librorum Prohibitorum and things
  • New Page
  • Jesus, look at them!
  • So take a walk on the wild side
  • But your Achilles' heel remains
  • Addressing an empty crisp packet
  • Empty crisp packets
  • So here's to you, criminal vermin
  • Only 4000 variants
  • So they sat there jerking themselves off
  • And on no account forget Lattic
  • So, Mr Benn's questions
  • The contents of the septic tank
  • Lizard men
  • Playing with my dolls
  • Ah, yes, the funny farm
  • Hic jacet 2
  • New Page
  • This was Anglican England
  • I really understand
  • First part of Fal 2021
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet 2021
  • Trash
  • The horoor
  • The Reformation
  • Uncle Joe and the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Dixi@ I have spokwn
  • And govenment is for what?
  • And here is picture of Jesus with his beloved pet ferret
  • Your Christmas favourite
  • Peter
  • And this is what happened
  • Les Eleutheromanes
  • I repeat, just for the hell of it.
  • So I'll just go on thinking my own thoughts
  • All times are now (1)
  • All times are now (3)
  • 'Be careful with that axe, Eugene'
  • La Ballade des Pendus
  • We do not know
  • Banal
  • The wrong kind of snow
  • Oy, monkey-nuts
  • Lizard-men
  • And of course they all know too
  • Fiver in the Death Warren
  • And lo it came to pass
  • One way to deal with sexual fuxk-ups
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • Frauds
  • Complications
  • Yes, but I know who I am
  • Today satirized as
  • Dill, the bit in the middle
  • Question
  • Ah, but
  • What can be wrong with that?
  • So what have I done
  • And this is the state of my body
  • Absolutely insolent, absolutely evil, absolutely degenerate
  • Dangerous wild beasts
  • Cowardly, contemptible cock=suckers
  • Farce
  • Thus, m'lud, it is clearly demonstrated
  • An offence against law, fact, reason, sanity
  • So we go through it all again
  • The empty swimming-pool
  • So I have questions
  • One more bloody time
  • It remains the best way
  • Get real
  • Two to the power of 75000 to one against and falling
  • Along with Oolon Colluphid
  • Head honcho
  • So why - ?
  • Civilized behaviour
  • 'Be careful with that axe,Eugene' (2)
  • Deep Thought
  • England in the C21st
  • So what's next?
  • I do understand
  • Right bloody waste of make-up
  • An aggressive cancer
  • A question of degree (not the academic kind)
  • McDonnell's little friends in Iran
  • Ah, yes, McDonnell
  • Everything was perfectly normal
  • Blog
  • So when did you hear - ?
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • Time for a wash and brush-up (2)
  • So calming
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Google Images search
  • Am enthusiastic amateur classicist
  • It only remains therefore
  • Aum mani padme hum
  • New Page
  • WHen everything fails
  • Jackson
  • Thus
  • Tsk, tsk, tsk
  • If I may translate...
  • Perhaps you prefer - ?
  • Roast aurochs
  • Totally synbolic, totally not
  • Just doesn't matter, does it
  • Base details
  • History, should there be any
  • Libro de los juegos
  • Yuck! Kitten-eaters!
  • Sea-changes: writing the 60s out of history
  • So do just tell
  • The end of the world is nigh
  • New Page
  • The party of law and order
  • Thank you, Prime Minister, that will be all
  • Fit for human habitation
  • Aw, Dimitri!
  • Yes? And?
  • Ah, bon, les putes
  • Indicting Tories
  • Poor Mr Sunak
  • Falsity
  • RL
  • Untitled
  • The D-word
  • Nye, wouldst that thou wert living at this hour!
  • Sp gp fpr ot
  • Fortunately there are more elevated things to do than contemplate infected shit
  • The parable of the respirator
  • Arbeit macht frei
  • Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
  • It's the grapes that come from Chile
  • Untitled
  • The actual social principles of Christianity
  • The social principles of Christianity as observed by Marx
  • Bananas and eggs with your polio
  • The hallmarks of the age
  • Gilead
  • Spinal tap
  • Purr
  • An atypical population
  • New Page
  • Leche-culs
  • The Woman with the Book and the Woman with the Bow
  • RTFM
  • The ceding of democratic control
  • I shit on you daily
  • The ceding of democratic control pt 2
  • Fortunately there are civilized people to talk to
  • This is how to deal with pervert monkeys
  • Pink stars and burquas
  • Ditching the theology of love: reprise
  • A happy communist life
  • Or you prefer Nigel?
  • Our papa
  • My turf, bubba
  • Guarding the pigs
  • Just a little obvious
  • New Page
  • BDSM
  • The deeds, Naylor, the deeds
  • So Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • And the hunt continues
  • Jesus!
  • Question for those with daughters
  • So what has happened to Jesus?
  • New Page
  • All on prime-time television
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • You know, like at Hokabi and Caniba and so on
  • Until they learn
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • New Page
  • Don't forget they ain't fucking illitrit
  • There when it gets shitty
  • Luke 23:46
  • Of course he argued with himself about it.
  • Democracy: a system devised to cage and contain power
  • If there are any future historians
  • What to, the Higgs boson?
  • Maya's assassination
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • 1. Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • 1. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • 2. Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Who are pensioners?
  • Party political broadcast...
  • Look at all the little lungfish
  • Unfit to govern
  • Protozoa capering in the primeval soup
  • Have you managed to be human?
  • Life in a fact-free world
  • And of course our dear friends the anti-vaxxers
  • The wrong kind of Muggle
  • Just put this on Twitter too
  • Precisely how - ?
  • Aroint thee, Muse!
  • Death by government
  • Cruel and unusual punishment
  • It is, I think, the creation of Vernon and Marge
  • Gee, isn't it just the market?
  • There would not therefore seem to be an real difference
  • The goose that laid the golden eggs
  • The gifts that kept on giving
  • Only 37.9 million tourists a year
  • The Big Squeeze
  • All the same gig
  • Lolling insolent evil
  • So now I walk with a rollator
  • So, I deem
  • Terror-tactics against a medically vulnerable woman
  • New Page
  • There is no dark
  • Me
  • The issues facing my grand-parents
  • Don't forget the house that Keir built
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The way through the woods
  • Bit late for me and my steed...
  • Art is individualism
  • Magdalene laundries
  • I told you not to put all the stars out
  • Indeed the animals have a big problem with my family
  • In the garden with Mummy
  • ComSymp
  • Chanctonbury Ring
  • Doubtless too busy
  • Light reading
  • Reality 102: reprise
  • Reality 103: reprise
  • Reality 103a: reprise
  • Reality 104: reprise
  • Religious census of 1851
  • Mortal sin
  • If Twitter is anything to go by...
  • The 1945 Labour landslide
  • So just look at them all, Vice-Chancellor
  • And of course an offence to UCL
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • The new Marxism
  • Coal in the bath and the victim culture (2)
  • Nice bit of bedtime reading
  • Christ, you are so boring!
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • And of course this
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • Thus Bobbles
  • Fal and Tet
  • Mr Benn's questions.
  • Mr Benn's questions. A good clear message. The IRA
  • Just so - so - so
  • None of this of course is subject to discussion
  • Therefore, ain't I got no respect
  • Nor do I tug my forelock
  • Book of Common Prayer
  • 'I know that my Redeemer liveth'
  • Meanwhile an offal-fest on Twitter'
  • Spine
  • This is what they expected me to push
  • What? Oh, the picture Jesus mentioned
  • Our servants not our masters (2)
  • His Majesty's the model of a modern major-general
  • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others (2)
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Journey to the edge of the universe
  • Oh they do get so antsy
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner: reprise
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • Quid agas
  • Balrogs
  • C10th architects
  • Truss and Braverman
  • Imbeciles
  • As for the rest of it...
  • So:
  • Totally ordinary Brits
  • The corruption of history
  • 'Imagination has seized power!'
  • So, you, Blair
  • Without fear or favour
  • So a special round of applause for
  • The Anglican garden: reprise
  • It is remarkably tedious
  • All times are now (1) reprise
  • All times are now (2) reprise
  • All times are now (3): reprise
  • All times are now (4): reprise
  • All times are now (5): reprise
  • All times are now (6)
  • Maya's assassination: reprise
  • Lizard-men: reprise
  • Doth it not say in the Book of Pious Crap
  • That government by the corrupt and inane for the corrupt and inane shall not perish from this earth
  • And answer Mr Benn's questions
  • Thus the dirty shit-filled hierarchical fascist brains
  • PANTHER...
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
  • You might also enjoy Sredni Vashtar
  • Girls. You were saying? About girls?
  • 'And gentlemen in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • This happened in RL
  • Ooh
  • HMQ
  • How to lose operations other than war
  • There, isn't that just so cute:reprise
  • Ah, the sub-species woman
  • How do you dare?
  • Oh look what they're saying about me: reprise
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain': reprise
  • A lemur speaks!
  • Welcome to London, Mr President
  • HMQ (2)
  • Gee, guys, what might have happened
  • Neither benefiting from nor obsesssed by
  • In sum, then
  • The succession that matters
  • In sum, therefore
  • It has therefore been established
  • And be damned to you: reprise
  • Who did impose on a subject of Her Britannic Majesty
  • How the cards fell
  • Prefer high crimes and misdeameanours
  • Time for something else
  • Couldn't finish without your favourite song
  • The Abbey
  • The end of the world is nigh: reprise
  • Men don't get it
  • 'In order to rightly judge these efforts known as the "woman movement"'
  • I'm sure Mr Kwarteng believes in equality
  • Get real fast
  • Roast aurochs: reprise
  • It didn't work last time, peeps
  • Doctors
  • Ants
  • Bellatrix
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • It's like this, Nurses
  • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • And you do not make me into a porter
  • I do so understand
  • How you hate intelligence
  • How you hate intelligence; reprise
  • So how many people has Medicine destroyed?
  • Don't you like my DNA?
  • So you're going to sue me?
  • I understand
  • Hmm, so I guess...
  • Yes I understand
  • This is how it should be? Reallyy?
  • Special mentions
  • The wayside
  • My country. Took seizin
  • To whom it may concern
  • Do tell
  • A blank wall
  • Democracy is so yesterday
  • Nothing is too low
  • https://www.coursera.org/learn/our-earth?
  • No interest to me, old boy. No interest whatever
  • Burn the witch at the stake! How much money we shall make!
  • One quick question
  • And something for Bobbles
  • If...
  • 'MI5's mission is to keep the country safe.'
  • Reality reprise
  • Reality reprise 2
  • Your life in their hands, Episode 923452
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Never trust, never assume sanity will prevail
  • New Page
  • So in short
  • The University in its death throes
  • Narrow focus
  • The absolute insolence, therefore
  • In shorter
  • Same old
  • Same old (2)
  • So there it is
  • So they just couldn't possibly
  • Ringleaders
  • Encore une fois the manual
  • Butchers and would-be murderers
  • Nor of course response to my vid
  • Or the second one
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind (20
  • Please don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • So who knows
  • As if I were capable of caring
  • Above the law
  • Depict them therefore in bondage
  • Money talking
  • Pure BDSM
  • Please don't forget Lattic
  • Meeee
  • 'There is no dark'
  • Hellenismos, tau-neutrinos, hanging
  • Vita brevis ars longa
  • True targets
  • I a woman
  • Boring
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • Thus I refer you to...
  • Break the stupid cunt's back
  • So there it is
  • irreducible evil
  • Oversight
  • Mock, yes, crawl, no
  • All the things you haven't changed
  • Cute family picture
  • You can check it out on the DTIC site
  • Eagles are rare in WC1
  • High crimes and midemeanour

HER STORY
OK, they’ve decided which bits they want to protect and uphold, which bits are ‘sacred’.  Everybody does it, as I have remarked zillions of times before, from the most pacifist and vegan lovers of everything that moves, even cormorants, to the most vicious and psychopathic haters of practically everything that moves  and not entirely surprisingly the most important bits are between their legs. Nobody believes his or her holy book literally, every word, because they can’t, because the books are full of internal contradictions, which come to think of it is probably the foremost reason no government should pay the faintest attention to anyone whining, but it’s my religion, but it’s in my holy book.  Ah-ah-buster, it’s the bit that turns you on in your holy book.

These are not complex ideas, more basic history.  Some Catholics vigorously supported Hitler.  Others, including many heroic priests, monks and nuns, hid Jews and helped them escape.  Some Christians upheld apartheid and the slave-trade.  Others worked to bring about their downfall.  Both sides would claim they were motivated by the same religion.
Sin entered the world through a woman.  Cunt-for-brains enough is indicated by the notion this has anything to do with any other woman, every other woman.  Stalin murdered millions of people.  He was a man, therefore all men bear the stain of those murders.  Precisely the same cunt-for-brains of course informed centuries of anti-semitism.  A group of members of the Jewish religious establishment didn’t like what Jesus thought, therefore all Jews were and are responsible for his fate.  What sort of monkey-shit is that?

No religious establishments like what Jesus thought, least of all Christian ones.
 
{FNORD!}  {FNORD!}  {FNORD!}
Oh, RTFM.

No, tards, not fjords, those are what Slartibartfast was so good at designing.  Just remember he was very proud of Norway.  You might learn something thereby if you were capable of learning, but of course you are not.

The word, says Wikipedia drily, lacks clear definition, but one such is that which shuts down rational processes, one such being undoubtedly the capacity to analyse new information.

A fnord is a propaganda word conditioned in the masses from a very young age to respond to, usually with fear, anxiety, or uneasiness, but unable to be seen by the general populace, says the Urban Dictionary.

However, I cannot discuss an invisible word, so let me stick with conditioned responses to particular words, or indeed explore the concept of fnord more closely  Perhaps a fnord is rather a word that makes invisible the real word for something.  Thus devout or doctor may replace the real word thug or psychopath.

Religion is a particularly good fnord shutting down rational processes.  It Is Religion.  No, this person is not a feral psycho animal.  He Is Religious.  Ah, then, says anyone sane, his religion demands he be a feral psycho animal.  Who gives a fuck about such a religion.
After all, ‘fnord’ is shorter than ‘whited sepulchre’.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.  Matthew 23:27

Left {fnord!} is an exquisite fnord. 
 
We are the Left.  We are by definition good.  That most of us currently conduct ourselves and think like mentally defective psychotic fascists cannot be bad because we are the Left and we are good and so any who oppose us must be the Right and bad.

Indeed fnords® abound: The Holy Bible; The Holy Qu’ran.  On no account analyse what is and what is not holy about either.

Oh, but it is the Word of God, so it must be holy.  You believe it is the Word of God.  That is not to say it is the Word of God.  In the first instance anyone who cannot differentiate between what he or she believes to be true and what is demonstrable has stewed ape-shit between the ears.

Why does that mean it must be holy?

Why should the God whose Word it is supposed to be not be a complete shit?  Oh, I see: holy means complete shit.

Dear me am I Fal and have I discovered a project.  McAleese quotes may be one!  A collection thereof.  Particularly good is tearing into the Synod asking what exactly do 300 elderly celibates know about the family, has any of them ever changed a nappy?

Furthermore, it is solidly established that the peak period of witch-hunts was the century 1550-1650, with a slow increase preceding it, from the 15th century onwards, as well a sharp drop postceding it, witch hunts having basically fizzled out by the first half of the 18th century.[63]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_burning
 
The bit below didn’t cut and paste well and is a bit deformatted, about which I can’t be bothered to do anything.  It is not coincidental the witch-trials ground to a halt and died with the Enlightenment and the rise of men who though by no means necessarily gung-ho for women were at least rational. 

I by no means claim to have read every single piece of misogynist shit from everywhere and everywhen, but I still suspect this bit stands out: . And it should be noted that there was a defect in the formation of the first woman, since she was formed from a bent rib, that is, a rib of the breast, which is bent as it were in a contrary direction to a man. And since through this defect she is an imperfect animal, she always deceives
HERSTORY
Fromwww.womenpriests.org,The case for ordaining women in the Catholic Church, an organization that clearly  believes that only by squarely confronting the past can we move on into a better future.
The Hammer of Witches
Characteristic of the opinion of post-scholastic theologians is the socalled "Hammer of Witches", a handbook on how to discover and punish witches. H. KRAMER and J. SPRENGER.
The Malleus Maleficarum
(Lyons 1486), here Dover Publications, Reprint, New York 1971.A
The influence of the Hammer of Witches
First printed in 1486, the book saw innumerable reprints in German, French, Italian and English and was responsible for  bringing thousands of innocent women to the stake. It may be objected here that the "Hammer of Witches" was an exceptional book and that quoting from it may prejudice us unfairly against post-scholastic theologians. The truth is that, in spite of its monstrosities, the book was universally accepted as containing good theology and sound Catholic doctrine. One of its authors, Jakob Sprenger, O.P., was Dean of Cologne University. The other, Heinrich Kramer, O.P., was prior and spiritual director in many places. Both men were appointed inquisitors for Germany by Pope Innocent VIII in 1484. Both wrote many theological treatises.We quote from the introduction:
"There can be no doubt that the Malleus Maleficarum had in its day and  for a full couple of centuries an enormous influence. There are few demonologists and writers upon witchcraft who did not refer to its pages as an ultimate authority. It was continually quoted and appealed to in the witch trials of Germany, France, Italy, and England; whilst the methods and examples of the two Inquisitors gained an even more extensive credit and sanction owing to their reproduction (sometimes without direct acknowledgement) in the works of Bodin, De Moura, Oberlal, Cicogna, Peperni, Martinus Aries, Anania, Binsfeld, Bernard, Basin, Menghi, Stampa. Clodius, Schslharmer, Wolf, Stegmann, Neissner, Voigt, Cattani, Richardus and a hundred more" 
(Ibid, pg. XXXiX).In a preface to the book written
on October the 7th 1946
(!!) Fr. Montague Summers has some amazing things to say.After asserting that the writings of the two authors, "are well approved by many learned men, Pontiffs, Saints, and Theologians alike’’, he praises the virtues of the "Hammer of Witches":
"One turns to it again and again with edification (!) and interest. From the point of view of psychology(!), from the point of view of jurisprudence, from the point of view of history, it is supreme. What is most  surprising is the modernity of the book. There is hardly a problem, a complex, a difficulty, which they have not foreseen, and discussed, and resolved...with the greatest clarity, with unflinching logic with scrupulous impartiality (!)Yet, this is the book which describes in the most lurid details imaginary sexual orgies between penis-toting devils and human witches (all proved from Scripture, of course). This is the book that sanctioned limitless torture to extract confessions from the accused. It is a book full of superstitious belief, sadistic cruelty, bigotry and hatred for women.
 It is sad to reflect that while so many harmless books were put on the "Index" of forbidden books, a book of thisnature was continuously reprinted with an approving Bull of Innocent VIII (1484 AD) to give it ecclesiastical authority.
(Ibid,1948 Preface, pg. ix-x).
typical excerpt 
from this book shows incredible prejudices against women! The prejudices led to thousands of innocent women being executed as witches.
 
Here is the typical excerpt:
The Hammer of Witches
Excerpt from the
 Malleus Malificarum
by H.Kramer and J.Sprenger (1486 AD), translated by MontagueSummers, London 1928; reprinted by Dover Publications, New York 1971, here pgs. 43-47.Unfortunately, the
 Malleus Malificarum
had an enormous influence on the Church 
for at oleast three centuries.
 
 
Part I. Question 6
Why is it that women are chiefly addicted to evil superstitions?
. . . Others again have propounded other reasons why there are more superstitious women found than men. And the firstis that they are more credulous; and since the chief aim of the devil is to corrupt faith, therefore he rathers attacks them.See
 Ecclesiasticus
xix: He that is quick to believe is light-minded, and shall be diminished.The second reason is, that women are naturally more impressionable, and more ready to receive the influence of adisembodied spirit; and that when they use this quality well they are very good, but when they use it ill they are veryevil.The third reason is that they have slippery tongues, and are unable to conceal from their fellow-women those thingswhich by evil arts they know; and, since they are weak, they find an easy and secret manner of vindicating themselves by witchcraft. See
 Ecclesiasticus
as quoted above: I had rather dwell with a lion and a dragon than to keep house with awicked woman. All wickedness is but little to the wickedness of a woman. And to this may be added that, as they arevery impressionable, they act accordingly.There are also others who bring forward yet other reasons, of which preachers should be very careful how they makeuse. For it is true that in the Old Testament the Scriptures have much that is evil to say about women, and this becauseof the first temptress, Eve, and her imitators; yet afterwards in the New Testament we find a change of name, as fromEva to Ave (as S.Jerome says), and the whole sin of Eve taken away by the benediction of MARY. Therefore preachersshould always say as much praise of them as possible.But because in these times this perfidy is more often found in women than in men, as we learn by actual experience, if anyone is curious as to the reason, we may add to what has already been said the following: that since they are feebler  both in mind and body, it is not surprising that they should come more under the spell of witchcraft.For as regards intellect, or the understanding of spiritual things, they seem to be of a different nature from men; a factwhich is vouched for by the logic of the authorities, backed by various examples from the Scriptures. Terence* says:Women are intellectually like children. And Lactantius
(Institutiones,
III): No woman understood Philosophy exceptTemeste.t And
 Proverbs xi,
as it were describing a woman, says: As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.But the natural reason is that she is more carnal than a man, as is clear from her many carnal abominations. And itshould be noted that there was a defect in the formation of the first woman, since she was formed from a bent rib, thatis, a rib of the breast, which is bent as it were in a contrary direction to a man. And since through this defect she is an imperfect animal, she always deceives. For Cato says: When a woman weeps she weaves snares. And again: When awoman weeps, she labours to deceive a man. And this is shown by Samson’s wife, who coaxed him to tell her the riddlehe had propounded to the Philistines, and told them the answer, and so deceived him. And it is clear in the case of thefirst woman that she had little faith; for when the serpent asked why they did not eat of every tree in Paradise, sheanswered: Of every tree, etc. —lest perchance we die. Thereby she showed that she doubted, and had little faith in theword of God. And all this is indicated by the etymology of the word; for 
 Femina
comes from
 Fe
and
 Minus,
since she isever weaker to hold and preserve the faith. And this as regards faith is of her very nature; although both by grace andnature faith never failed in the Blessed Virgin, even at the time of Christ’s Passion, when it failed in all men.Therefore a wicked woman is by her nature quicker to waver in her faith, and consequently quicker to abjure the faith,which is the root of witchcraft.And as to her other mental quality, that is, her natural will; when she hates someone whom she formerly loved, then sheseethes with anger and impatience in her whole soul, just as the tides of the sea are always heaving and boiling. Manyauthorities allude to this cause.
 Ecclesiasticus xxv:
There is no wrath above the wrath of a woman. And Seneca (
Tragedies,
VIII): No might of the flames or of the swollen winds, no deadly weapon, is so much to be feared as the lustand hatred of a woman who has been divorced from the marriage bed.This is shown too in the woman who falsely accused Joseph, and caused him to be imprisoned because he would notconsent to the crime of adultery with her 
(Genesis xxx).
And truly the most powerful cause which contributes to theincrease of witches is the woeful rivalry between married folk and unmarried women and men. This is so even amongholy women, so what must it be among the others? For you see in
Genesis xxi.
how impatient and envious Sarah was of Hagar when she conceived: how jealous Rachel was of Leah because she had no children
(Genesis xxx):
and Hannah,who was barren, of the fruitful Peninnah (I. Kingsi): and how Miriam
(Numbers
xii) murmured and spoke ill of Moses,and was therefore stricken with leprosy: and how Martha was jealous of Mary Magdalen, because she was busy andMary was sitting down
(S. Luke x).
To this point is
 Ecclesiasticus
xxxvii: Neither consult with a woman touching her of whom she is jealous. Meaning that it is useless to consult with her, since there is always jealousy, that is, envy, in awicked woman. And if women behave thus to each other, how much more will they do so to men.Valerius Maximus tells how, when Phoroneus, the king of the Greeks, was dying, he said to his brother Leontius that
 
there would have been nothing lacking to him of complete happiness if a wife had always been lacking to him. Andwhen Leontius asked how a wife could stand in the way of happiness, he answered that all married men well knew. Andwhen the philosopher Socrates was asked if one should marry a wife, he answered: If you do not, you are lonely, your family dies out, and a stranger inherits; if you do, you suffer perpetual anxiety, querulous complaints, reproachesconcerning the marriage port~on, the heavy displeasure of your relations, the garrulousness of a mother-in-law,cuckoldom, and no certain arrival of an heir. This he said as one who knew. For S. Jerome in his
Contra Iovinianum
says: This Socrates had two wives, whom he endured with much patience, but could not be rid of their contumelies andclamorous vituperations. So one day when they were complaining against him, he went out of the house to escape their  plaguing, and sat down before the house; and the women then threw filthy water over him. But the philosopher was notdisturbed by this, saying, "I knew that the rain would come after the thunder."There is also a story of a man whose wife was drowned in a river, who, when he was searching for the body to take itout of the water, walked up the stream. And when he was asked why, since heavy bodies do not rise but fall, he wassearching against the current of the river, he answered: "When that woman was alive she always, both in word and deed,went contrary to my commands; therefore I am searching in the contrary direction in case even now she is dead she may preserve her contrary disposition."And indeed, just as through the first defect in their intelligence they are more prone to abjure the faith; so through their second defect of inordinate affections and passions they search for, brood over, and inflict various vengeances, either bywitchcraft, or by some other means. Wherefore it is no wonder that so great a number of witches exist in this sex.Women also have weak memories; and it is a natural vice in them not to be disciplined, but to follow their own impulseswithout any sense of what is due; this is her whole study, and al] that she keeps in her memory. So Theophrastus says: If you hand over the whole management of the house to her, but reserve some minute detail to your own judgement, shewill think that you are displaying a great want of faith in her, and will stir up strife; and unless you quickly take counsel,she will prepare poison for you, and consult seers and soothsayers; and will become a witch.But as to domination by women, hear what Cicero says in the
 Paradoxes.
Can he be called a free man whose wifegoverns him, imposes laws on him, orders him, and forbids him to do what he wishes, so that he cannot and dare notdeny her anything that she asks? I should call him not only a slave, but the vilest of slaves, even if he comes of thenoblest family. And Seneca, in the character of the raging Medea,* says: Why do you cease to follow your happyimpulse; how great is that part of vengeance in which you rejoice? Where he adduces many proofs that a woman willnot be governed, but will follow her own impulse even to her own destruction. In the same way we read of manywomen who have killed themselves either for love or sorrow because they were unable to work their vengeance.S. Jerome, writing of Daniel, tells a story of Laodice, wife of Antiochus king of Syria; how, being jealous lest he shouldlove his other wife, Berenice, more than her, she first caused Berenice and her daughter by Antiochus to be slain, andthen poisoned herself. And why? Because she would not be governed, but would follow her own impulse. Therefore S.John Chrysostom says not without reason: O evil worse than all evil, a wicked woman, whether she be poor or rich. For if she be the wife of a rich man, she does not cease night and day to excite her husband with hot words, to use evil blandishments and violent importunations. And if she have a poor husband she does not cease to stir him also to anger and strife. And if she be a widow, she takes it upon herself everywhere to look down on everybody, and is inflamed toall boldness by the spirit of pride.If we inquire, we find that nearly all the kingdoms of the world have been overthrown by women. Troy, which was a prosperous kingdom, was, for the rape of one woman, Helen, destroyed, and many thousands of Greeks slain. Thekingdom of theJews suffered much misfortune and destruction through the accursed Jezebel, and her daughter Athaliah,queen of Judah, who caused her son’s sons to be killed, that on their death she might reign herself; yet each of them wasslain. The kingdom of the Romans endured much evil through Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt, that worst of women. And sowith others. Therefore it is no wonder if the world now suffers through the malice of women.And now let us examine the carnal desires of the body itself, whence has arisen unconscionable harm to human life.Justly may we say with Cato of Utica: If the world could be rid of women, we should not be without God in our intercourse. For truly, without the wickedness of women, to say nothing of witchcraft, the world would still remain proof against innumerable dangers. Hear what Valerius said to Rufinus: You do not know that woman is the Chimaera, but it is good that you should know it; for that monster was of three forms; its face was that of a radiant and noble lion,it had the filthy belly of a goat, and it was armed with the virulent tail of a viper. And he means that a woman is beautiful to look upon, contaminating to the touch, and deadly to keep.Let us consider another property of hers, the voice. For as she is a liar by nature, so in her speech she stings while shedelights us. Wherefore her voice is like the song of the Sirens, who with their sweet melody entice the passers-by andkill them. For they kill them by emptying their purses, consuming their strength, and causing them to forsake God.Again Valerius says to Rufinus: When she speaks it is a delight which flavours the sin; the flower of love is a rose, because under its blossom there are hidden many thorns. See
 Proverbs
v, 3-4: Her mouth is smoother than oil; that is,her speech is afterwards as bitter as absinthium. [Her throat is smoother than oil. But her end is as bitter as wormwood.]Let us consider also her gait, posture, and habit, in which is vanity of vanities. There is no man in the world who studies
 
so hard to please the good God as even an ordinary woman studies by her vanities to please men. An example of this isto be found in the life of Pelagia, a worldly woman who was wont to go about Antioch tired and adorned mostextravagantly. A holy father, named Nonnus, saw her and began to weep, saying to his companions, that never in all his1ife had he used such diligence to please God; and much more he added to this effect, which is preserved in hisorations.It is this which is lamented in
 Ecclesiastes vii,
and which the Church even now laments on account of the greatmultitude of witches. And I have found a woman more bitter than death, who is the hunter’s snare, and her heart is a net,and her hands are bands. He that pleaseth God shall escape from her; but he that is a sinner shall be caught by her. More bitter than death, that is, than the devil:
 Apocalypse vi,
8, His name was Death. For though the devil tempted Eve to sin,yet Eve seduced Adam. And as the sin of Eve would not have brought death to our soul and body unless the sin hadafterwards passed on to Adam, to which he was tempted by Eve, not by the devil, therefore she is more bitter thandeath.More bitter than death again, because that is natural and destroys only the body; but the sin which arose from womandestroys the soul by depriving it of grace, and delivers the body up to the punishment for sin.More bitter than death, again, because bodily death is an open and terrible enemy, but woman is a wheedling and secretenemy.And that she is more perilous than a snare does not speak of the snare of hunters, but of devils. For men are caught notonly through their carnal desires, when they see and hear women: for S. Bernard says: Their face is a burning wind, andtheir voice the hissing of serpents: but they also cast wicked spells on countless men and animals. And when it is saidthat her heart is a net, it speaks of the inscrutable malice which reigns in their hearts. And her hands are as bands for  binding; for when they place their hands on a creature to bewitch it, then with the help of the devil they perform their design.To conclude. All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable. See
 Proverbs xxx:
There are threethings that are never satisfied, yea, a fourth thing which says not, It is enough; that is, the mouth of the womb.Wherefore for the sake of fulfilling their lusts they consort even with devils.More such reasons could be brought forward, but to the understanding it is sufficiently clear that it is no matter for wonder that there are more women than men found infected with the heresy of witchcraft. And in consequence of this, itis better called the heresy of witches than of wizards, since the name is taken from the more powerful party. And blessed be the Highest Who has so far preserved the male sex from so great a crime: for since He was willing to be born and tosuffer for us, therefore He has granted to men this privilege.
 
From
Guide to Goddess Craft,
Diane Stein:An all-out war on the female, on Mary as goddess and the goddess herself, on women who were pagans and witches andwomen and men who weren't, the Inquisition spread a reign of death and terror over Europe from the fourteenth toseventeenth centuries. Woman's crime at this time in history was the fact and power of her existence, of the existence of goddess worship despite all repressions, and of the survival among women of ancient knowledge and healing skills thatwere state of the art science of the time.Witchcraft was a woman's sin. In Sprenger and Kramer's
 Hammer of Witches
, the Inquisition Bible, it is stated that thevery word for female, femina, was said to mean lack of faith, and that women were viewed as the source of world evil.There was the popular saying "one wizard to 10,000 witches" and the Inquisition meant a female genocide that virtuallydepopulated much of medieval and Renaissance Europe. Though there are errors in Stein's work, it serves as a useful antidote to the self-serving drool vomited up by theapologists for patriarchy, wherein women were and are perfectly happy in a condition of terrorized servitude. The malemonkey is bigger and stronger. Cross him and he'll kill you. Not for nothing is a pistol known as 'the old equalizer'. Number of executionsEstimates of the numbers of women, men and children executed for participating in witchcraft vary wildly dependingon the method used to generate the estimate. The total number of witch trials in Europe which are known for certain tohave ended in executions is around 12,000[citation needed].Brian Levack, author of The Witch Hunt in Early Modern Europe, took the number of known European witch trials andmultiplied it by the average rate of conviction and execution. This provided him with a figure of around 60,000 deaths.Anne Lewellyn Barstow, author of Witchcraze, arrived at a number of approximately 100,000 deaths by attempting toadjust Levack's estimate to account for what she believed were unaccounted lost records, although historians have pointed out that Levack's estimate had already been adjusted for these.Ronald Hutton, author of Pagan Religions of the Ancient British Isles and Triumph of the Moon: A History of ModernPagan Witchcraft, in his unpublished essay "Counting the Witch Hunt", counted local estimates, and in areas where estimates were unavailable attempted to extrapolate from nearby regions with similar demographics and attitudestowards witch hunting. He reached an estimate of 40,000 total executions, which appears to be emerging as the mostwidely accepted figure among academics. Cohn, Europe's Inner Demons, p. 253 denounces as "fantastic exaggerations"numbers of several hundred thousands.[11]Wikipedia: Witch-hunt
 
For 1700 years of so they had a clear run with their disease.
Book I Chapter I. Introduction. Modesty in Apparel Becoming to Women, in Memory of the Introduction of Sin
into the World Through a Woman. Tertullian (ca. 155–220)
If there dwelt upon earth a faith as great as is the reward of faith which is expected in the heavens, no one of
you at all, best beloved sisters, from the time that she had first "known the Lord," [80] and learned (the truth)
concerning her own (that is, woman's) condition, would have desired too gladsome (not to say too
ostentatious) a style of dress; so as not rather to go about in humble garb, and rather to affect meanness of
appearance, walking about as Eve mourning and repentant, in order that by every garb of penitence [81] she
might the more fully expiate that which she derives from Eve,'the ignominy, I mean, of the first sin, and the
odium (attaching to her as the cause) of human perdition. "In pains and in anxieties dost thou bear (children),
woman; and toward thine husband (is) thy inclination, and he lords It over thee." [82] And do you not know
that you are (each) an Eve? The sentence of God on this sex of yours lives in this age: [83] the guilt must of
necessity live too. You are the devil's gateway: you are the unsealer [84] of that (forbidden) tree: you are the
first deserter of the divine law: you are she who persuaded [85] him whom the devil was not valiant enough
to attack. You destroyed so easily God's image, man. On account of your desert'that is, death'even the Son
of God had to die. And do you think about adorning yourself over and above your tunics of skins? [86] Come,
now; if from the beginning of the world [87] the Milesians sheared sheep, and the Serians [88] spun trees,
and the Tyrians dyed, and the Phrygians embroidered with the needle, and the Babylonians with the loom,
and pearls gleamed, and onyx-stones flashed; if gold itself also had already issued, with the cupidity (which
accompanies it), from the ground; if the mirror, too, already had licence to lie so largely, Eve, expelled from
paradise, (Eve) already dead, would also have coveted these things, I imagine! No more, then, ought she
now to crave, or be acquainted with (if she desires to live again), what, when she was living, she had neither
had nor known. Accordingly these things are all the baggage of woman in her condemned and dead state,
instituted as if to swell the pomp of her funeral.
By 1912 what is essentially the same message had been stripped of the fear and loathing behind it.
I. Ulpian (Dig., I, 16, 195) gives a celebrated rule of law which most canonists have embodied in their works:
"Women are ineligible to all civil and public offices, and therefore they cannot be judges, nor hold a
magistracy, nor act as lawyers, judicial intercessors, or procurators." Public offices are those in which public
authority is exercised; civil offices, those connected otherwise with municipal affairs. The reason given by
canonists for this prohibition is not the levity, weakness, or fragility of the female sex, but the preservation of
the modesty and dignity peculiar to woman. For the preservation of this same modesty many regulations
have been made concerning female apparel. Thus, women may not use male attire, a prohibition already
found in the Old Testament (Deuteronomy 22:15). The canons add, however, that the assumption of the
dress of men would be excusable in a case of necessity (Can. Quoniam 1, qu. 7), which seems to apply to
the well-known case of Bl. Joan of Arc. Women must abstain from all ornament that is unbecoming in a moral
sense (Can. Qui viderit, 13, c. 42, qu. 5). Some of the ancient Fathers are very severe on the practice of
using pigments for the face. St. Cyprian (De habitu virg.) says: "Not only virgins and widows, but married
women also, should, I think, be admonished not to disfigure the work and creature of God by using a yellow
colour or black powder or rough, nor corrupt the natural lineaments with any lotion whatsoever." It is not held,
however, to be a grave transgression when women ornament and paint themselves out of levity or vanity (St.
Thomas, II-II:169:2), and if it is done with an upright intention and according to the custom of one's country or
one's station in life, it is entirely unblameworthy (ibid., a. 1). Authors are even so benevolent as to say that if
the face is painted to hide some natural defect, it is entirely licit, owing to the words of St. Paul (1 Corinthians
12:12, 14): "And such as we think to be the less honourable members of the body, about these we put more
abundant honour; and those that are our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness. But our comely
parts have no need." Canonists strictly condemn female clothing that does not cover the person properly
(Pignatelli, III, consult. 35), and Innocent XI issued an edict against this abuse in the city of Rome.
)))))))))
The second branch of the woman question, which of necessity follows directly after that of gaining a
livelihood, is that of a suitable education. The Catholic Church places here no barriers that have not already
been established by nature. Fénelon expresses this necessary limitation thus: "The learning of women like
that of men must be limited to the study of those things which belong to their calling; The difference in their
activities must also give a different direction to their studies." The entrance of women as students in the
universities, which has of late years spread in all countries, is to be judged according to these principles. Far
from obstructing such a course in itself, Catholics encourage it. This has led in Germany to the founding of
the "Hildegardisverein" for the aid of Catholic women students of higher branches of learning. Moreover,
nature also shows here her undeniable regulating power. There is no need to fear the overcrowding of the
academic professions by women.
In the medical calling, which next to teaching is the first to be considered in discussing the professions of
women, there are at the present time in Germany about 100 women to 30,000 men. For the studious woman
as for others who earn a livelihood the academic calling is only a temporary position. The sexes can never
be on an equality as regards studies pursued at a university.
Catholic Encyclopaedia: Women (1912)
To complement this article, which was taken from the 1912 Catholic Encyclopedia, New Advent recommends
a prayerful reading of Pope John Paul II's 1988 apostolic letter, "Mulieris Dignitatem."
OK, I have read it. It's mostly about Mary and Genesis. It appears the Church has finally discovered women
are also people, but nonetheless a different kind of people. Yup, you can be a mother or a virgin, girls.
 
 

​

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.