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  • Most pernicious
  • Be careful what you wish for...
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  • Homeric hymn to Pan
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  • What the hell. I have nothing to lose
  • My Adventures
  • My Story
  • Essentials
    • The earth is not flat
    • The abolition of mind
    • Things that only need saying once-one e tel
    • Manners makyth man
    • Coal in the bath and the victim culture
    • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others
    • So some guys had the really freaky idea that we should love one another
    • Jesus!
    • 'Judge not that ye be not judged'
    • Goo
    • The way we were: Anglican England
    • 'Avatars of living grace'
    • Ditching the theology of love
    • Reality >
      • Islam in the West
      • Reality 102
      • Reality 103
      • Reality 103a
      • Reality 104
  • PANTHER: the argument
    • Essential PANTHER
    • PANTHER: the graphics
  • Moi
    • Well, what I think is...
  • The new Marxism
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Who owns me if I do not own myself?
    • The weight of internal contradictions, comrades
  • Dill's World (blog)
  • New Page
  • The collapse of education
    • The Great University Education Scam
    • And here is the gnus
    • Of Paramecium and Spirogyra
    • The Dumpy Pocket Book for Biologists
  • The Anile Heir
    • Fal
    • Shavli
    • Dill
    • The new Marxism in action
    • Sarat, our hero
  • For Katie: Harry Secombe: 'The Lord is my Shepherd'
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
    • Otting
    • THAT AM I >
      • New Page
    • Medicine: the joke
    • It's like this, Doc >
      • You were saying
    • Medicine: the continuing joke
    • 'By Tummel and Loch Rannoch'
    • The laughing-stock of the civilized world
    • And be damned to you
    • In the garden with Mummy
    • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
    • Blair: the icing on the cake
    • Expecto patronam
    • Scarlet battalions
    • My family: any colour so long as it's red
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (1)
    • Back to the freaking juniper-tree (2)
    • Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
    • So you have a problem with my family, fucker?
    • 'Jew-Communists'
    • Margaret, my great-grandmother, an Irish tart
    • The FUQs
    • Dear Wannabe Nemesis
    • Shall we try again, Bobbles my sweet?
    • Evil
    • Dixi (that's Latin, you know, Father)
    • The cultural use of the lamp-post
    • A home from home
    • All times are now (1)
    • All times are now (2)
    • For Katie: All times are now (3)
    • For Katie: All times are now (4)
    • For Katie; All times are now (5)
    • For Katie: All times are now (6)
    • Non serviam
    • This colour doesn't run
    • The balance
  • Civilization - the balance
  • Gallery
    • And be damned to you
    • Catholic Encyclopaedia 1912: Obedience
    • Voltaire and Jesus
    • Tertullian, Women in Canon Law (1912) and Mulieris Dignitatem (1988)
    • Padding through the Vatican archives
    • The Vatican State
    • Extra ecclesiam nulla salus: go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass 'Go'
    • A short history lesson
    • A phrase-book for monkey-nuts
    • Summary: the abode of the loon
    • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Concerning the Church of England >
      • Bukharin and Preobrazhensky: Communism and Religion
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Freedom of Thought
      • Translations from Voltaire (mine): Transubstantiation
      • Thomas Paine: The Age of Reason
      • Lenin: Socialism and Religion
      • Marx: 'So much for the social principles of Christianity'
      • The Horcruxes and the illusion of power
      • 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • Led Zep: Kashmir
  • Buddhist meditation music: Zen Garden
    • Trivializing the Reformation
    • Bad moon rising
    • Dear Pope Benedict, You wish to destroy Christianity?
    • 24-inch waist SAS
    • The inevitable response to serious nonsense
    • The SOE: now, boys, don't be silly
    • Nancy Wake
    • 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live' (Exodus 22:18)
    • Cantilip
  • Karula
  • Summary: the love way or the power way
  • Flashtest
  • The worst university in the country
  • Just finishing off, Dolores
  • Miss Smila's feeling for snow
  • Death of an expert witness
  • Interesting, those trips to Moscow
  • 'His single hand portrayed it'
  • Of course no-one pays any attention to poets
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The Hospital
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • I am of course reminded of a little list (of a little list)
  • In the garden with Mummy when the Nine turned up
  • Grow the fuck up, comrades
  • Thin red line
  • 'The Party', 'The Regiment'
  • Once upon a time there was a big red giant
  • Britain's not very secret weapon
  • The headlines
  • The waning of the age of aquarium
  • Letter to MI5: Playing The Patriot Game
  • Those in peril on the sea
  • The Patriot Game (song)
  • Country matters: 'Elf and Safety
  • The Matter of Britain
  • Marianne
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • The rat-catchers
  • 'And gentleman in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • The evidence no-one asks for
  • England
  • My father when young 2
  • A few of my books
  • The Intelligent Woman's Guide to Socialism and Capitalism
  • Barry's book-plate (evil grin)
  • Barry: 'demob' if only from the MOI and redeployment at JWT
  • Barry: publishing contracts with Curtis Brown
  • Barry's funeral service
  • Family album
  • Barbara's 100th birthday
  • And Nigel's funeral: read by Saul on the whale-backed Downs
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Class mum lives in a field with Dinge: the intellectual Left
  • Within you, without you
  • Because the world is round, it turns me on
  • More Lattic and other incredibly cool stuff
    • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • Hass and Venga
  • The Lover of Jalaluddin Rumi and some things you never wanted to know about translation
  • Love IS the law
  • Shahriar's sites for sore eyes
  • Islamic art and civilization
  • Abu Nuwas
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Harry's Place v. Scumbag College
  • Henrietta wondered if HP was too soft on Sparte-Smythe
  • Koorosh Modarresi of the Worker-Communist Party of Iran
  • Rumy Hasan of the Birmingham Socialist Alliance
  • Sharia socialists
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: plus ca change....
  • Illustrations of the Rubaiyat
  • Hell, objectively speaking: St Catherine of Genoa
  • Joe Stote
  • Katy Kianush
  • 'Brothers, if you hear...'
  • L'Internationale
  • A Lioness's Quest
  • The Battle of Evermore
  • Rosa Luxemburg
  • Love in a time of cholera
  • TEKEL: Religious, guys? Doesn't that mean shit?
  • Please do not feed the god. He really doesn't appreciate it.
  • Instead of God eating people, people eat God. Seems a good swap
  • Herstory
  • Ultramontanism
  • Multiverse defined by the sexual equipment of the human male
  • Civis romana sum?
  • Sunday School, 1913: 'THE GATES WILL BE OPEN TO ALL MANKIND'
  • Huxley
  • Consciousness 101
  • Jesus Christ the apple-tree
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Trial before Pilate
  • 'For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die!'
  • Much how I feel about doctors and other forms of intellectual pollution in the University, really
  • Jesus, a human being
  • By all means get us wrong, Father
  • 'They turned to Rome to sentence Nazareth'
  • Buddhism: frightful threat to the Church, you know
  • Dharma the Cat and the Barefoot Doctor
  • Non-duality
  • Exo, eso, balance, Balrogs et le Parti Communiste Francais 1939-1945
  • ComSymp, ShariaSymp: Fit the Second
  • Printing and the Reformation
  • Glossary
  • Early chess: more, er, gentlemen (and ladies)
  • The Crusades: it's good to look at dates
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Richard and Saladin: perspectives
  • Nathan the Wise
  • Portly and the Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Otters return to Thames (maybe)
  • The Ottery, TW9
  • Spring: rain and shine
  • Problems with numeracy: cardinals, generals and rock 'n' roll
  • Franny and Zooey
  • The tail does not wag the dog
  • Try again? I think not: finale
  • How many deaths does it take till they know that too many British Muslim women have died
  • Who killed Banaz
  • Sexism, racism, Islamophobia, Marxophobia and a rather interesting school
  • Aaargh! The Terrible Tonge-Monster!
  • Just hammering the stake a little further in
  • A second English Civil War: women against women
  • The vorpal sword goes snicker-snack
  • You were saying...
  • Of course I've slain the bloody Jabberwock
  • Chapter One - Stalinism is just so yesterday
  • The rightful heir, the usurper and the usurper's bloody wife
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of one's boo
  • Fascism victorious, gloating and spurious - for the moment, certainly
  • Six counties (sob, the horror of it) lie under John Bull's tyranny
  • Calling Lord Haw-Haw
  • Cool Britannia
  • 'Hell is just as properly proper as Greenwich or as Bath or Joppa'
  • 'Any old iron, any old iron, any, any old iron...'
  • The Front Line
  • Taking it from the top...
  • Happy birthday to m
  • Extract from The Anile Heir including Lattic
  • My body my self
  • Culluket, Kastanessen and of course Coulter
  • The Girl Who Talked to Otters
  • Notes, some of which are Caroline's
  • Our revels now are ended
  • Pallas Athene
  • More notes
  • Pan pipes - conclusions - allegory
  • Shit, man, they won't even state their problem in the Agora
  • Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad
  • Poetry in motion
  • Ain't no use in looking down!/Ain't no discharge on the ground!
  • Queen - We will rock you!
  • Queen - Killer Queen
  • The wrong shaped body, inferior product
  • What a friend they have in evil, all their sins and griefs to bear
  • In sum
  • 'Building a remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy'
  • Classic Islamoballs (and of course pure Stalinism)
  • Deja vu
  • Really, there are more important things to think about....
  • Sleeping Pan by InertiaK
  • Hymn to Pan by Faun
  • Pan pipes
  • Dirty old men
  • For Katie: 'And death shall have no dominion'
  • The Stone Table cracked
  • 10 intellectual frauds of the orthodox religious and their slaves
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • WE DO NOT KNOW
  • Intelligent women
  • 'Tales of brave Ulysses'
  • Coursera
  • Free
  • Milburn
  • A fifth column
  • Ain't there nuffink wrong with my back, apes?
  • Gunfight at OK Corral
  • Gunfight at OK Corral: the movie
  • Harmonica and Frank
  • Captain's Log: Star-Date Whatever
  • Women, the US election, the President of the United States and other cool stuf
  • The fury of a woman who has been raped
  • "Are all American officers so ill-mannered?"
  • The grand-daughter of not-quite-the-founder of the Labour Party
  • Meanwhile...the lamp-post
  • 'Sarat's little joke': the Economic Liaison Officer to the Anile Throne
  • Where have all the SovSymps gone, long time passing...
  • Roots and reductionism
  • 'At anchor here I ride...'
  • 'Against all things ending'
  • New Page
  • Verstehen Sie?
  • Memoirs of London medicine
  • 28th August 2010
  • Irreducible evil
  • Irreducible evil
  • Just for you: Anthea Turner - and the python
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • Just call me Serafina Pekkala, or possibly Lady Godiva
  • A few reminders
  • More? You want more?
  • Grand finale
  • It even has a pretty cover
  • Bambi
  • C'est nous qu'on ose mediter/De rendre a l'antique esclavage!
  • A reminder of who is Marianne
  • Voici Noel!
  • Vicar of Bray
  • Spanish Ladies
  • Meanwhile back in Scilly....Song of the Western Men
  • Twenty years behind enemy lines
  • Family tree
  • Pavarotti: Little Drummer Boy
  • Walking in the air
  • 'So you think you can love me and spit in my eye/So you think you can love me and leave me to die'
  • Aw, come on, Doc, you're such an academic
  • Je suis allee voir dans sa tete
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • 16 chants de Noel
  • Talking of sheep...
  • The distancing of Jesus from the churches
  • So this is how it is to be
  • And....And Stafford....And
  • A limp prick and no balls
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Excuse me while I dress my hair with vine leaves
  • Other notes
  • Other notes
  • Blair
  • No?
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt One
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?' Pt Two
  • If you're going to Acton Vale, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
  • The truth about medicine
  • Getting nowhere fast
  • Bird in the bloody wilderness
  • As I have so tiresomely repetitively said
  • Untitled
  • That which sustains
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • The lies they tell and the drivel they spout
  • Rising above the evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • We too do not do cowering
  • What the papers say
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind
  • Dust and sparkles: child of Dust and Light and Lenin
  • Just screaming
  • More ridiculous womanish screaming
  • Look, children, do look, it's a Five-Year Plan
  • Fictionally speaking...The House that Keir built
  • The heavy mob moves in: "We're Ancient Greeks. We do reason. And of course democracy."
  • What did New Labour achieve?
  • Apollo speaks
  • Physician, heal thyself - or not
  • Wholly unnecessary footnote
  • Ah, the dirty underbelly of medicine
  • Artemis' arrows
  • Dear Apollo, I think the mind-itch needs to be stronger
  • A few hymns
  • Rhinoceros!
  • Begging them to sue me for 15 years
  • 'Now that I lie here/My body all holes/I think of the traitors/Who bargained and sold'
  • Of course, if anyone has a spare atom bomb
  • Whatever it takes
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • Shit on the sole of my boot
  • You will see me dead rather than support me
  • Vultures waiting for the flesh that dies
  • Would you like to see the state of my mattress?
  • 'When you've shouted "Rule, Britannia!"...
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • The Fixers
  • The prince, the cardinal, the duke, the politician and the professor
  • The Enforcers
  • Me charm. You just strange
  • So what exactly am I saying here?
  • Pussy Riot: Yet another day in the destruction of Ivana Denisovich
  • Untitled
  • Pussy Riot (2): no pasaran
  • Just smile for the camera, fuckers
  • PANTHER: the animations, though not yet the videos
  • Theme music
  • So-o-o
  • Just a stupid woman screaming
  • Just a reminder of the Miracle of Exmoor
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The essential paradigm
  • No-one wants me to survive. No-one wants me to succeed
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • You have heard of the University, Doctor?
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Going back to work tomorrow
  • The gift of speech
  • Point counterpoint
  • To cut a long story short, therefore
  • To cut a long story even shorter
  • A few things you need to note
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • In brief, therefore
  • Start of first draft - what do you think of it so far?
  • Let me tell you a story, Jackanory, Jackanory...
  • Phase II
  • Thus we see the great esteem in which London medicine holds the University
  • Washed down the drain
  • Raped, butchered, destroyed means what?
  • "I invoke Artemis"
  • I invoke Artemis (II)
  • The closing-down sale. Everything must go
  • Murder by remote control
  • Insufferable
  • Befehl ist Befehl
  • Order of play
  • The Broadmoor annexe
  • I say, don't they shoot collaborators?
  • You pay them
  • Dear British Public
  • Graphically speaking.....
  • I have taken a lead
  • Endsum
  • The good news and the bad news
  • The education suitable to the masses prescribed by the C19th industrialist, therefore
  • 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?/Medicine: the joke
  • I shit on you daily
  • It is fact
  • A new continuum...Watch this space not
  • Lady Sybil's swamp-dragons (footnote to the above)
  • The Age of Aquarius
  • But of course your usual Christmas present, little sick-bags
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before'
  • There's just one huge and enormous difference, isn't there
  • Shall we just highlight that bit?
  • Untitled
  • Untitled
  • Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
  • Untitled
  • 'Don despicable, don of death' Could I leave it out?
  • Finish with a summary of the facts
  • Roll bloody up for the greatest show on earth
  • Just thought to start to make a couple of videos
  • Killer Queen
  • It is concluded
  • A short note
  • I need help
  • Get out of my university, animals
  • Bluestockings
  • Oh, when is this going to end?
  • Go for it, fuckers, go for it
  • Fnords, Jesus and the gerund
  • Corsin and coradium
  • TAH: Chapter One
  • The cancer that is medicine
  • The Petri dish
  • Hanging them is good. Exposing them is better
  • Lattic....
  • Female = non-person
  • That which sustains reprise
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Non, c'est pas ca
  • Quod erat demonstrandum
  • To move on, therefore
  • So there you have it
  • The script
  • Ars longa vita brevis
  • PANTHER: the movie
  • Animal Farm: the midden
  • The word is psychopath
  • If you prefer, a septic tank
  • And the rest
  • Twin cores
  • Graecia capta ferum victorem cepit
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • So just what is this bloody nonsense?
  • My knowledge of Photoshop has increased by leaps and bounds
  • Question One
  • Words and pictures
  • Etched in acid
  • Dear fucking world
  • More
  • Caniba and Hokabi
  • I think - class (Lancashire A, puh-lease, rhymes with gas)
  • What is the point of what you are saying? What is it intended to achieve?
  • PANTHER was created in 2008
  • Happy Samhain
  • Profound concern
  • The Road to the Isles
  • And of course Andy Stewart
  • 'Banks on every finger'
  • Don't tread on me
  • A Miracle of Exmoor: a Christmas masque
  • Untitled
  • Pretty much a classic, wouldn't you say
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them (2)
  • There is no reasoning with them
  • A little give and take
  • Extraordinary irresistible find
  • Music
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • Reprise: 'Are you still laughing, Sarat?'/Medicine: the joke
  • Mireille
  • Espèce de pute!
  • Etched in stone
  • Hate Fal the most?
  • Or Shav?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Or is it Dill?
  • Reminder: Ars longa vita brevis
  • Reminder: PANTHER: the movie
  • 'If you cannot make up rhymes/There are always the columns of The Times'
  • Jarring blast: letter to my father 19th February 2012
  • Vermin made simple
  • You were saying
  • And so, dear MI5, dear Labour Party, dear University...
  • I who might as well be fucking dead
  • Death rather than dishonour
  • Strands
  • Dolls on music-boxes wound up by a key
  • Beyond death
  • You can fit a lot into a five-minute video
  • Je suis Charlie
  • Marble Arch? The Brandenburg Gate? The Colosseum?
  • Sort of cross between Athena and Artemis, really
  • OK, lemme be rational
  • Meanwhile...
  • Meanwhile...
  • As if: cui bono?
  • Dark satanic mills
  • Work in progress
  • Welcome to sewer NHS
  • Over my dead body
  • Beam them up to the Great Prick in the Sky
  • So there it is, part solution, mostly not
  • That which sustains finale
  • Messing about on the River: Lattic, Sarat and Shavli too
  • Christ, it's a mad monkey
  • Lots of nuffink
  • Led Zep: Kashmir (2)
  • The pillars of the West/By all means get us wrong, Father
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eater
  • Cockroach Protection League
  • Happy Easter
  • The very models of a medical practitioner
  • The Act of Desecration
  • No is the answer. What is the question? Loony alert, therefore
  • The Grand Plan
  • Go for it
  • Waste of oxygen
  • Prologue
  • Intermezzo
  • Just the time for a brief reminder
  • Mess with the best - die like the rest
  • Wailings of sick Trots not
  • Heavy metal
  • 'Allow me to introduce myself...'
  • Freddie and Peter
  • How to depict one of the most powerful men in the world
  • Moog
  • Anyone for tennis?
  • Hair
  • Hairier?
  • Hairiest?
  • Untitled
  • Python and Allen
  • Prepared for any eventuality
  • Bad moon rising with soundtrack
  • Riders on the storm with soundtrack
  • 'Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before' encore une fois
  • Not one foul animal among them will uphold freedom and democracy
  • Flower power
  • Meanwhile there's really only one song for Ardeshna (and Blair)
  • Thin red line - the third of the set
  • PANTHER: the movie - nealy there
  • Do you like my channel art?
    • Sound file for you to choke on
  • Couple more soundbites to choke on
  • Home movie
  • Damaged goods
  • How is Virginia these days?
  • The Hunger Games
  • Now on YouTube
  • Second vid
  • The Mutts
  • The Mutt Pit
  • The video I shall make
  • Kindly therefore display all the wit, creaivity, intellect, education and intelligence you don't have
  • The last picture show
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • Faun: Unda. To that which sustains, we can add...
  • The Last Picture Show 2: female eunuchs
  • In tg
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • In
  • In the heat of the night
  • In the heat of the night
  • Not a complicated image
  • Vermin
  • 'It is a slave's lot thou describest, to refrain from uttering what one thinks'
  • Won't that be fun, Fitter?
  • New Page
  • Nous sommes tous P:aris
  • Meanwhile back at the ranch
  • You may remember the Squelch?
  • DIXI
  • I laugh at you daily
  • The end
  • Fuck your lies, your cowardice, your hypocrisy, vermin
  • Got it all sewn up
  • I am Dill
  • PANTHER: the movie - a reminder
  • And of course the manual
  • They deploy
  • New Page
  • Traitors and would be murderers
  • And the other video
  • Yes, there are, aren't there.
  • Zopiclone
  • Hell
  • No answer is a very clear answer
  • For Katie: All times are now (1)
  • For Katie: The Lord of the Dance
  • For Katie and m: The heart will go on
  • If it's the last thing I ever do, whcih I suppose it might well be
  • My fine body twisted, all battered and lame
  • Reflections
  • For Katie: The trumpet shall sound
  • For Katie: Hallelujah Chorus
  • For Katie
  • The service
  • Reading from 'Burnt Norton'
  • Going Back
  • or in other words
  • I need help
  • Time past and time future
  • Tomorrow
  • How many other lives have you destroyed?
  • Arundel
  • After such knowledge, what forgiveness
    • EXPLICIT LIBER REGIS QUONDAM REGISQUE FUTURI
  • Let it be said - it will be said
  • Information governance
  • So----
  • Sitting in their tin cans far above the world...
  • Another shit-filled weekend
  • The Cull
  • Society has the right to require of avery public agent an account of his administration
  • The laughing stock
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow...'
  • Simple questions
  • For fuck's sake they're all vermin
  • Functionally illiterate
  • Of no significance to me whatever
  • The best story
  • Mess with the best. Die like the rest
  • The visible difference
  • Drop the dead donkey: UCH imploding
  • It remains the case
  • Oh, and it remains the case
  • What matters
  • Salvat regina!
  • Nancy Wake
  • Nancy Wake 2
  • 2016: your annual treat - A Miracle of Exmoor
  • Dunscreaming (shortly, anyhow)
  • Any normal person
  • Malice
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Surprised by joy
  • University Challenge
  • Meanwhile back at the lamp-post
  • Except to speak of the absolute horror
  • And in particular
  • Because I screamed I needed help
  • QED
  • Sredni Vashtar
  • The wild and wacky world of the Waffen SS
  • Think I'm a bloody servant, do you
  • Irrationality
  • Literate, literary, educated, intellectual England
  • Refinements
  • Doesn't the University see the joke?
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • On the whole, I think....
  • Ain't taking it from a woman
  • A great and mighty wonder I'm still standing
  • The zenith of human possibility
  • ' pilot of the storm who leaves no trace'
  • 'Sing while you raise your bow. Shoot straighter than before'
  • In the face of the evidence
  • Watch this space
  • Brennt Paris?
  • 'I vow to thee, my country...' Aw, come on, you know it makes your skin crawl
  • Within you, without you - especially without you
  • Ain't I got no respet
  • Goose-stepping morons should try reading books not burning them
  • The Matter of Kadun: physics and metaphysics
  • Cartoons
  • Over-arching significance not
  • They just wouldn't list
  • 'And now that I lie here/My body all holes'
  • Photoshoot
  • I saved about half the books
  • I just don't understand
  • Fnords
  • Pigs in clover
  • See you in hell, fuckers
  • Attempted murder
  • Bog-rats
  • Person or persons unknown but very guessable
  • All you need is love
  • One more time
  • More
  • Depict them in bondage
  • In sum, Mr Benn's questions
  • 'Arnold Lane/Had a strange/Hobby...'
  • '...Doors bang/Chain-gang...'
  • Etx
  • Shoot straighter than before
  • My moon and my wand
  • My college, my university
  • Inevitable and not
  • painfully slow on the uptake
  • This too you may stuff up your arse
  • And of course this
  • Pout
  • TTFN
  • Wiping excrement off the sole of my boot
  • A West End comedy, perhaps
  • Fascism
  • I really don't think so, no
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Katie: He who would valiant be
  • For Barry: Danny Boy
  • Epitaph: it's your funeral
  • Yea, though I work in the Land of the Valley of the Shadow of Death
  • Do learn to read, Doctor
  • The crooked road the English drunkard made
  • By Oak and Ash and Thorn
  • Can't un read plain words of English
  • I get the gist, I surely do
  • The world of perversion
  • The Ottery has moved to the banks of the Arun
  • Snapping my claws at the foeman''s chants
  • Yes, the crash of the waves on the foreshore
  • The even longer march of Everywoman
  • You tried so desperately hard to destroy me
  • Evil reptilian kitten-eaters
  • The five most evil men in England
  • Love does not drown in corruption)
  • Like something out of Hieronymus Bosch
  • Harry Secombe: The Old Rugged Cross
  • The Drivellers
  • Insolence is so very vexing, is it not
  • Protected by the faith of my fore-fathers
  • Lost causes
  • Solid Soviet steel
  • 1
  • Murderous vermin who jeer at disability
  • Clarity
  • De profundis clamavi
  • Reprise: Nancy Wake 2
  • Generals gather in their masses...
  • Cry foul and bloody murder
  • Tumour
  • New Page
  • Ludicrous
  • I think I said get me out of there
  • This is not life
  • All bets off, fuckers
  • New Page
  • Dearest darling Katie and Barry
  • You think you impress me?
  • Manners, ladies and gentlemen, puh-lease
  • I suppose the exact charge would be
  • No-o-o I don't thik you should forget about Lattic
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • I thnk, you know, dear Artemis...
  • Sttill drooling, are you
  • 'Thou shallt not suffer a witch to live.;
  • My YouTube channel
  • Education is what is left
  • New Page
  • To su
  • To sum up
  • The endless road traversed (nearly)
  • It's a mandala, stupid
  • Happy New Year
  • Keep your loving brother happy
  • Not with a bang but a whimper
  • I, however, have outstanding questions
  • Feline groovy
  • Suitable cases for treatment
  • I have spoken
  • Nothing taxing to the sane
  • I have of course the utmost...
  • Doctors and nurses cannot cope with quantum physics
  • Addended: Etched in acid and have been for years
  • The psychology of medicine
  • No outcry
  • A very simple question
  • To which task I shall now..
  • RIP the Labour Party
  • First things first
  • I a woman
  • The Howard lion
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • New Page
  • Pat me on the head and tell mee not to be a silly little girl
  • I a woman of over 60
  • A hanging matter
  • The gross falsification of history
  • 'The writers by their presence...'
  • One more time just for the hell of it
  • Lastly...
  • The answer is no
  • So that was the Universiity that was
  • Hey you, get off of my cloud...
  • Off. off, off of my cloud...
  • A right waste of make-up
  • So what?
  • Footnotes to the above
  • So where - ?
  • What is the name of - and can't they - ?
  • The glorious first of June
  • Why has the door not been smashed down/?
  • Your professors, Vice-Chancellor
  • Anti-dialogue
  • Shall we finish with a quick...
  • They don't want the Jabberwock slain
  • ABOVE THE LAW?
  • So - I think -
  • "Sentence first = verdict afterwards."
  • DA and TM
  • Post mortem
  • Everywhere I go people are collecting bloody food
  • how many people are on PAYE?
  • I am naturallly reminded...
  • Where was I?
  • Where was I (2)?
  • Welcome to the NHS
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • 'Senior members of the University'
  • These are {{DOCTORS}}} and {{{NURSES}}}
  • The girl who talked to otters
  • How you hate intelligence
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • And you always get away with it, don't you
  • The Hundred Flowers Movement
  • New Page
  • In one line
  • Belloc, Apollo and May
  • While readiing The Four Men
  • Golgotha, place of a skull
  • Troll toes
  • So go for it
  • PUT-DOWN
  • New Page
  • The required result
  • Sex and mind
  • Their mommas told them...
  • Greece or Rome
  • The new normal
  • Isn't this interesting?
  • New Page
  • Ruthless vicious evil old men
  • The charge is atteempted murder
  • The C-List
  • Q&A
  • Ludicrous propositions
  • Chained to the oars
  • Footnotes
  • 1095 and all that
  • The Anglican garden
  • Or of course a Kabbalist
  • I have some time ago...
  • Cult, Death-Eaters
  • Not forgetting Nathan the Wise
  • Cultural exchange
  • And of course not forgetting...
  • In short, in my young day...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun
  • Nearly there
  • I detect, therefore
  • 'That government by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth.'
  • Tingle
  • Follow-up
  • Cave-meen
  • Not ancient history
  • I have indeed graphically
  • 'By their deeds'
  • So maybe you'll also like this bit
  • Just to be exact
  • Which?
  • Oh, all right, just for you
  • Left something out, didn't I
  • Didn't quite finish that off
  • Ciletij
  • Ritawa
  • Shav and Zik
  • The party
  • Spetzi
  • senoki
  • Punching the pixels
  • Reality
  • More tails from the riverbank
  • The Sarat and Maya Show
  • Perverts
  • If we may now...
  • In short
  • progress
  • A national joke
  • The Spetzi Effect
  • Quanta
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Who owns me if I do not own myself? Reprise
  • Boys having a bit of a larf
  • You really have....
  • And they all just sit there
  • So exactly what - ?
  • Hostile fascist foreign powers
  • Personal, very
  • Rubber dolly
  • Essentially
  • Fana
  • LLLLOLLLL
  • Unnatural, innit
  • It's over, monkeys, over
  • You might learn something but probably not
  • So now Blair will tell us all
  • Spetzi and Qine
  • RL
  • Qine and Spetzi
  • Fucktards united
  • Capital
  • Well, didn't I just hand myself the short straw
  • Do they actually understand?
  • Quotable quotes
  • 3D printing
  • Ah, but can you print fluffy cushions?
  • Taking an intelligent interest
  • Vaudos 1
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • New Page
  • Anniversary Waltz
  • Automation: ostrich land
  • The Kirit and Micaela Show
  • New Page
  • Cookery time
  • What are they like!
  • Until we meet on camera...
  • And just because I know you love Homeric hymns
  • New Page
  • Dear Artemis, Athena, Apollo and Pan
  • Baz and Paw on the loose in Van-Senok
  • Back to the fermions
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • A crude, vulgar, ugly, insolent, mad and evil little man
  • RIP English Christianity
  • And the outstanding question is...
  • Foxes, fruit, fermions and fuck you where you breathe
  • Varna's Wall
  • Particularly working on
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • Spring
  • Fisking Welby
  • New Page
  • And how is the great penis in the sky tonight?
  • After-thoughts: don't forget Isis and her pal Sobek
  • The cat I don't yet have
  • The Greater and Lesser Lunacies
  • To whom it may concern....
  • New Page
  • Frank
  • Cock-suckers
  • Should you not be a movie buff...
  • Marked as property
  • Questions, questions....
  • You will publicly answer those questions
  • And this was Margaret
  • Reprise: Our grandfather who art in heaven (though I doubt it), Howard be thy name
  • To remind you...
  • England the poem
  • Back to the Viledeen
  • Come on, I just want you to...
  • So this is the story
  • New Page
  • Theme from The Water Margin
  • Turn off the bloody Horst Wessel Lied
  • Is it -10 yet?
  • Chesterton - and Belloc
  • New Page
  • So what have I proved?
  • Mock you incessantly
  • No problem, no problem at all
  • They have only one interest
  • Misa and ban-Razit
  • Rowley and Saunders
  • HARD WIRING
  • Bad science
  • Dereliction of duty here, comrades
  • Taking it from the top..
  • New Page
  • Dot the i. Cross the t
  • More Fal
  • Maya's assassination
  • So-o-o
  • Well, hi there, Sar-fenan
  • And the third reason
  • Ysabel Belinda Felicity Jehan Howard
  • 'And now that I lie here...'
  • Ain't they really
  • And so
  • 'Of course she has to do this on her own.'
  • Who the fuck are Bonnie and Clyde
  • How the cards fall
  • And don't forget Dill
  • And Shav and Dill
  • Squishy, Archchancellor: not a healthy diet
  • Back to you, Sar-Fenan
  • This is not a physics textbook
  • e=mc2
  • A NON-EVENT
  • woo hoo
  • Her story
  • Oi, you, Sar-fenan!
  • Bloody kitten-eaters
  • HHGG 1
  • HHGG 4
  • HHGG 2
  • Reprise: It reallly is...
  • Dave Allen
  • Some psycho schizoid freak
  • So absolutely insolently irreducibly evil
  • This site
  • Under the block
  • Do you not understand?
  • Gee, it's so wonderful to know
  • Parameters
  • I might go so far as to say
  • I might''ve finished losing my temper
  • Archaeopteryx flew like a pheasant
  • I am not a child. Children are under 16
  • New Page
  • Blair, Corbyn, WCPI
  • Smile for the camera
  • 'Labour'
  • Nothing you won't surrender
  • HTF do I hitch a lift to Betelgeuse?
  • "We are the Daleks."
  • Back as ever to the Viledeen
  • Scream quietly or the neighbours will hear
  • The products rejected out of hand
  • ComSymp ShariaSymp Fit the Third
  • How to defend England
  • If you cannot get rid of the people who govern you...
  • National Museum Wales
  • Why is this continuing?
  • My mission I seem to have been landed with
  • Dixi
  • Go it alone, suffer alone, what's new
  • Deep breaths
  • New Page
  • Gratis
  • Justt to complete the set
  • About that grave
  • Damn!
  • About that clock
  • Oh pilot of the storm that leaves no trace
  • Last but by no means least
  • After which
  • Or in short
  • Notification...
  • I think perhaps tomorrow...
  • C17th England
  • Je suis comme je suis
  • Whatever you do, take pride...
  • Selfies
  • There remains of course my mind
  • If you failed to get the gist
  • Alice's Left Hip Esquire
  • Limp pricks and no balls
  • New Page
  • Never ask them to strip
  • You, off my planet
  • If they absolutely won't...
  • Achilles' heel
  • Oh just do begone
  • No-one on Planet Normal
  • Welcome to Labour's England
  • Democracy...
  • New Page
  • Bringing back the dark
  • The best story
  • Is there one single point?
  • To come up to date
  • Evil
  • The destruction of the intellectual basis of the free world
  • The mad relations in the rafters
  • Let this be my contentment
  • Results
  • None of which of course
  • A purely indigenous evil
  • Here the matter rests at present
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • A toss-up
  • Blair
  • New Page
  • Reality 105
  • The wearing of the green
  • Recently come to light
  • Growly snarly wolf
  • New Page
  • Five years later...
  • Bobbles
  • OK, assume.
  • A flight of fancy
  • So long as we understand each other
  • Footnote
  • Fisking Warsi reprise
  • Why was nothing done?
  • Job well done, filth
  • Being a galactic mail from me to Zaphod
  • Beyond evil
  • In the 61st minute of the final hour
  • Doo-be, doo-be, do
  • English Christianity until....
  • New Page
  • 'I AM KING AND GOD AND LAW#
  • So I get this
  • Bad mood
  • Another book for you, Blair
  • One should always write things down - in some form or another
  • All cleared up in five minutes
  • Of course I have worn such a hat
  • Thus, bloody thus
  • No pasaran
  • I continued...
  • You prefer Misa and Ban-razit
  • The 3D printer in the town centre
  • Labour's apotheosis
  • Selling women by the pound
  • Why, my own mother and father wouldn't recognize me
  • And the punchline is
  • Do just go and fuck yourselves
  • Fruit Loop
  • Only one interest
  • The price of a woman's body
  • Eris
  • Just can't hear you
  • VR
  • Not as exciting as Hokabi
  • 'Unfortunate'
  • Oh look what they're saying about me
  • Should one really not...
  • I am intelligent.
  • From the archives: fisking Warsi
  • Do MPs entirely grasp what they're there for?
  • Our servants not our masters
  • New Page
  • Or you could say the reverse
  • The problem is that there is no problem
  • Irrelevant
  • From the archives: who killed Banaz
  • From the archives: ooh, we are so sensitive
  • From the archives: wondrous multiculturalism
  • From the archives: Banaz' sister spoke out
  • Neither right nor honourable nor gentlemen
  • The carrion chorus
  • And so
  • New Page
  • Can hear you from here, animal
  • Forgot it at Christmas
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain'
  • So golly gosh
  • And I laugh (2)
  • What else can we talk about
  • Thus
  • Spare ribs
  • Mene mene tekel upharsin
  • And of course...
  • Matthew 7: 3
  • Blair
  • This exchange
  • Because it's a horrible way to die
  • Peter
  • Those convictions
  • A purely pernicious twist
  • The open mind
  • They took away the post-its
    • First part of Fal 1
  • First part of Fal 2
  • Sarat at the Shrine 1
  • Sarat at the Shrine 2
  • To continue...
  • Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Of course
    • Back to sanity...
  • Ridiculous and viie
  • From the archives: obedience (1912)
  • I should imagine...
  • From the archives: And who kept this bubbling?
  • From the archives: Voltaire on the CofE
  • From the archives: Extra ecclesiam nulla salus
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 1
  • From the archives: the Vatian archives 2
  • From the archives: The Vatican archives 3
  • 2000 years making most of it up
  • Proud Archbishop of York conducts his own daughter's wedding ceremony
  • New Page
  • Nothing may be said. Nothing may be done.
  • It seemed a good idea at th e time
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Aren't they gorgeous?
  • A precedent has been set
  • Something else for the animals to gloat over
  • Let's play doctors and nurses
  • Women beware women
  • How best may we accommodate you, o master
  • The Agora
  • New Page
  • Violence power coercion desecration
  • BOURGEOIS MORALITY
  • New Page
  • Once more from the top
  • So what do I think?
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • To conclude: to whom it may concern
  • Sarat and Hass
  • THis is what I look like, Vice-Chancellor
  • Sonderkommando
  • The balance of probability
  • Can I keep this up for ever?
  • How you hate intelligence 2
  • Et freaking cetera
  • Honestly, darling, that mantilla
  • The prince, the duke, the cardinal, the politician and the professor
  • The Fixers
  • The Enforcers
  • By the balls of Apollo!
  • Cernunnos
  • Burunda
  • Solidarity
  • About that new sofa I printed...
  • A position it is entirely easy to understand
  • Yes. Yes, you are ridiculous
  • Yes. Yes, everything I have said about you is an understatement
  • Meanwhile back at the ottery
  • The flawed concept of Islamophobia
  • Oh rats!
  • The revolving door
  • Ah yes, my future
  • Explicit liber
  • So now....
  • Deep breaths
  • Thanks awfully for the suggestion, old boy
  • A list, therefore
  • Previous reflections
  • Ah, culture
  • Ah, here you have the nub
  • New Page
  • Tropes
  • Letter to my dead parents
  • New Page
  • These they left me
  • Don't forget Lattic
  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  • Song of the Western Men
  • The new national anthem
  • Wanna see the Deeds
  • New Page
  • Another very fine song
  • Shamima Begum
  • The perfect citizens of a fascist state
  • Grease
  • Love, Serafina Pekkala
  • To whom it may concern
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Also to whom it may concern
  • So what happened then?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Who has no authority in England
  • I shall now potter off
  • La trahison des clercs
  • 'Those who cannot remember the past...'
  • A little intellectual exercise...
  • The view of the Labour leadership
  • Take it from the top, Karl
  • Is Abbott a feminist? We shall see
  • Ooh, we are so sensitive
  • Death before dishonour
  • Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once
  • Of course certain lines here
  • Hide the Secret. Hide the Weakness
  • The very model of a modern faith apologist
  • Models of modern health practitioners
  • Meanderings
  • Negation
  • Bloody certifiable
  • Convert, comrades, convert!
  • Found the articles
  • Dangerous animals
  • I name you the Duke of Plaza-Toro
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Christchurch 1
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • To May, whom it concerns
  • Shouts and whispers
  • Hic jacet
  • Hyde Park, London, England
  • Condition of the Working-Class in England 1845
  • Thus ComSymp ShariaSymp
  • Ooh, you guessed
  • You are so obvious
  • In detail
  • Hard wiring
  • If mind does not exist., democracy is unnecessary
  • Th Age of Reason, 1794
  • Fisking Cantuar
  • Danger: profoundly esoteric image
  • The seer and that which he sees are one.
  • Meanwhile hats off to the Guardian
  • Letter to MI5 in case you missed it.
  • Fucking Pollyanna
  • The Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls
  • Perhaps in five year old English
  • Non serviam
  • The 7 principles of public life. Pix too
  • Tor and Tonge
  • Barking moonbats
  • Herr Hitler, I presume
  • A rich joke, Blair
  • Eire in the 1950s?
  • Cold shower
  • By definition 'God' has to know what a lepton is
  • Ah, the Yorkshire Ripper
  • Parallel government
  • New Page
  • You will not look at them
  • The magic migraine
  • From about a year ago
  • La nausee
  • Yes, it's Operation Mindfuck
  • Book review
  • Happy bloody Easter
  • A little quiet attempted murder
  • Fal 2
  • The curse of the killer zombies
  • So the next logical step would be...
  • Don't my silly little arts degree mean nuffink?
  • Oh dear I have upset someone(s)
  • New Page
  • A few questions
  • There are no great ones
  • Gets so horribly in the way
  • Violence against women, it's what you pay your taxes for
  • 'Bring me the head of Alfreddo Garcia'
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • The House of the Rising Sun
  • The initiation of force
  • Yes, that's right, I said Bentley
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Do admire your handiwork
  • Marche funebre
  • Misogyny
  • On this 75th anniversary...
  • The Enchanted Forest
  • If you should confront these filth
  • Encore une fois
  • Impertinent evil filth
  • A successful outcome
  • Therefore...
  • Which end is up
  • I shall create it
  • PANTHER: The Manual, out now on Scribd
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Indeed there are many interesting people to talk to in my mind
  • Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof
  • To dig a little deeper
  • Of food-banks and reprographics
  • No dark
  • Just remembered another spectacular waste of money
  • More about Tories
  • And more...
  • This and that and some of the other
  • Or in short
  • Don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Memo to the Senate of the University of London
  • Turning now to this Matter of Kadun I
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • The fur does settle...
  • Models of medical practitioners
  • HARD WIRING 2
  • Strange things happen in the quantum universe
  • Strange things happen in the quantum world
  • "Are you still laughing, Sarat?"
  • Falsity
  • Je ne regrette rien
  • Of course you could always check the facts
  • 'Do you recall what was the deal/The day the music died.'
  • The family handbook
  • Goose-stepping morons
  • Riidiculous
  • Welcome to the diverse and plural real world
  • Does it not sound sweet?
  • This half-wit waving her degree...
  • O tempora! O mores! O mayhem!
  • Sexism is a crime
  • ''I can't be treated like this.'
  • And here the matter rests at present
  • J'ai vecu
  • Extreme unction
  • The free movement of peoples
  • The rules
  • The witch must burn in hell, he trumpeted,
  • You can always ask Google
  • Monsters
  • Just think, then you can add murder to your CVs
  • New Page
  • No dark
  • In sum
  • Give them everything they ask for
  • Good for a laugh
  • The end. Full stop.
  • Just grow a pair
  • Bad moon rose
  • To whom it may concern
  • And?
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • The Hall of Mirrors
  • Because of course
  • How to murder a woman
  • Bwahaha
  • They gave them time
  • My big brown eyes
  • A n all-party statement from the House of Commons
  • Fat pig
  • Always remember...
  • Always remember...
  • The whole lot of them
  • Clear and present danger
  • Note to Jackson, Hughes and Ardeshna
  • So...
  • Oy, you
  • They did not like the New Marxism at all
  • Irritable Owl Syndrome
  • The drivel show
  • Oh, you know, Woodstock
  • Aqiuarius
  • One more time and once again...
  • Anglican England
  • Since I feel bloody annoying
  • At cock crow
  • Civilized behaviour
  • New Page
  • 'Thirty pieces of silver'
  • 'I look for truth and find that I get damned'
  • Found the quote
  • Carrion
  • Books
  • Singer to my clan in that dim red dawn of man
  • Five Prime Ministers
  • The victory of the Tuatha de Danaan
  • A briefer response
  • Bonfire Night
  • Conjecture
  • Or as I said more lucidly...
  • They really didn't like my poems at all
  • Denis Diderot
  • The Age of Reason
  • Some years later...
  • We the people
  • Side-dishes
  • So do tell
  • Facts
  • Reality
  • Because I know you hate it even more
  • So perhaps
  • Termites
  • So you go right on..
  • I even told them about the SOE
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Oh and this
  • I think Hafiz would have liked Bunyan's hymn
    • Shame
  • Fisking Warsi
  • Welcome to Brighton, a plural and diverse community
  • An 'All Party Parliamentary Group'
  • Oh, when will this end?
  • QEbloodyD
  • To return to civilization.
  • Fal continued
  • Fal and Tet
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Maya's assassination
  • They stripped
  • For monkey-nuts: dixi
  • Fisking Malik: Preamble
  • Melodrama
  • Fisking Malik: Part One
  • The end is Nye
  • Aberfan
  • New York Mining Disaster 1941
  • Resonances
  • Don't talk to me about the law
  • And so...
  • And the other thing...
  • you so love lies, don't you
  • Writing things down
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner
  • PAINLESS BUT PERMANENT
  • Love from Serafina Pekkala
  • A difference of opinion
  • Just a theory
  • What the hell do you think I am, you ridiculous little pieces of shit
  • This will do for the time being
  • This colour doesn't run
  • The desired result
  • No balls, 'Frank', just no balls
  • Just call me Harmonica
  • Hokabi
  • In his tin can, far above the world
  • Bloody psychopaths, in short
  • Berchtesgaden, 1935
  • You are so obvious, Blair
  • So what happens next?
  • So what is the matter with you
  • End of the road
  • Happy New Year
  • Meaningless
  • Kinky boys
  • A sick joke
  • So:
  • Bottom-feeders
  • New Page
  • So why are you here?
  • There, isn't that just so cute
  • The Lizard of Oz
  • And stuff this...
  • And they have never heard of...
  • Of course I'm a fucking witch
  • Just getting out my tunic of skins
  • Erudite, that's me
  • In short...
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • So, as ever
  • It is a slave's lot thou describest
  • Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Medicine: the joke
  • Are you five-year-olds?
  • The Directorate
  • Murderers and traitors
  • Books....
  • Books, filth, books
  • Since I have no intention...
  • Oh, how they stripped.
  • Indeed, it is like this, Doc
  • Thus...
  • And the fuss is about what?
  • This and that
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Lemme set the scene
  • Diversity
  • This matter of Kadun: (inner and eso) 1
  • The matter of Kadun (inner and eso) 2
  • They are the Daleks. They are Masters of the Universe
  • I however do not remotely think that
  • 'See how I die. Just watch me die.'
  • A simple case of attempted murder
  • The final act
  • Our story
  • So why did they not support PANTHER?
  • Love drowned in Corruption
  • All times are now (1)
  • Transforming the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • 'The Father took from him the Keys and the Sword'
  • 'That government by the people....'
  • Ir's a fucking doddle
  • The smoking gun
  • Read all abaht it
  • Woo-hoo, it's a full moon.
  • Carrion
  • 'All you need is love'
  • Just not macho
  • So what precisely - ?
  • so when England's answer to Indiana Jones...
  • And you filth at UCH
  • 'When Julius Fabricius, Sub-Prefect of the Weald...'
  • More history (after a bit)
  • Exodus 32 (well, loosely)
  • A 99% confidence rating
  • Something of the kind..
  • Come to my funeral, Blair?
  • Do anything for them, anything to feed them
  • Forgot to repeat the Bobbles letters
  • England in the C21st and the C12th
  • In the event of.
  • My head held firmly under water
  • The most basic standards
  • Miscellany
  • The primate pecking order
  • Cancer Ward
  • Locke, Hume, Kant, Mill, is there anyone they didn't ban
  • Farce
  • The Tories' own quest for ideological purity
  • 'opium of the people'
  • Blair's New Model England
  • In English not Latin or Arabic
  • Because no-one stops them
  • The thin end of the wedge
  • Intellectually sickening
  • And don't forget Lattic
  • Sickboy
  • From the Shrine to the Viledeen
  • The company of civilized people
  • The care of the penis
  • So you're happy now
  • Unlikely
  • I hope...
  • So very much more interesting
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun
  • In sum....
  • Shit
  • And I laugh
  • Feeesh
  • And be damned to you.
  • Avatars of perfection
  • New Page
  • Marked for extermination from the start
  • i'm helpless and desperate and alone so just fuck you
  • So just go and
  • Wouldn't it be lovely to be in hospital
  • Alice's adventure in hospital
  • The NHS does not live by bread alone
  • Just say cheese
  • Clear and present danger to women
  • There are those who despise being able to spell....
  • I remain, yours sincerely
  • Do you think I don't know what you are
  • Thus troll toes
  • Achilles
  • Complete barbarians
  • Bloody rings of power
  • Lady Sybil's exploding dragons
  • Mesdames, messieurs, faites vos jeux
  • A societal archetype....
  • Sascha doing his renowned impression of a baby zebra
  • Pog ma thoin!
  • The continuum
  • Good to see the young people out in the fresh air enjoying themselves
  • Look once again at spite-ridden lower-middle-class women
  • So the hell with you
  • Mr Morgan, Mr Paxman
  • Ah, you're going to sue me?
  • Or perhaps
  • So which particular set of ludicrous and obscene lies?
  • The opium of the people
  • Throw them my body, throw them my life. Can't do enough for them
  • The hell with all of you
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Fal and Tet
  • All any of them want, my destruction, the destruction of democracy, destruction of the University
  • Maya's assassination
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • Vultures
  • They had one chance
  • Monsters
  • So the fuss is about what?
  • Unrectifiable harm done with malice aforethought
  • There was, you will recall, a bad moon rising
  • Cool stuff
  • Just what is your fucking problem?
  • So now Emglishwomen are destroyed at the command of sadists
  • Aggravating factors: adding insult to injury
  • Selfies
  • Evidence
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Chinese whispers
  • Beyond evil
  • Evidence
  • They jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute
  • Kindle and things
  • Bloody Operation Mindfuck
  • What to do when they push Chinese writing under the door
  • The word you seek is brainwashed
  • The bloody cosmic laughter.
  • I thought you might like to see...
  • Women's bodies break easily
  • They were told and they were told and they were told
  • Not on the whole given to Schadenfreude
  • Do they actually have IQs or do they flatline?
  • Wouldn;'t it be funny if Bobbles were Francis
  • All times are now, yet again
  • Shame
  • What you need to do...
  • So all of it a right bloody waste of make-up
  • 'There is nothing you can't buy'
  • And of course I told them what would happen
  • The sub-species woman
  • Le quatorze juillet
  • Oh and this bit, comrades
  • 'Tell all the boys I'm back in the city...'
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • And, and, and
  • Verse 5 of the Red Flag and don't forget Lattic
  • New Page
  • But of course
  • Fill in a few gaps
  • Merit
  • Homo sapiens sapiens stands erect
  • Bunch of boobs
  • The required result
  • Lower than vermin, much lower
  • And another one
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • And the only outstanding question
  • Cooking the books
  • so come on....
  • Hell and tarnation
  • You did go to school, Blair?
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Sick-boys
  • Pscyho-sexual cripples
  • Understanding
  • Oh and because I know you're thick...
  • Another scalp for the sick-boys
  • So, pig-bitch
  • Pig-bitch 2
  • Pig-bitch 3
  • Functionally illiterate
  • How you hate human
  • The ghost in the machine was riled
  • Dear MI5 person
  • Or perhaps Linch and Goldstone prefer...
  • Yes
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2
  • Fal and Tet
  • You, Blair
  • This site will self-destruct...
  • Left out repeating the juicy bit
  • Hi to the University of Witwatersrand or wherever
  • You are really very funny
  • You are really very funny
  • How very funny
  • As if
  • If...
  • Can it be more obvious>
  • Conclusion
  • The initiation of force
  • A busted flush
  • Shall we have that again?
  • The sum of the ravings
  • This meanwhile
  • But of course
  • Point-blank rejection of the governing system of the country
  • What part of fuck off does the Vatican not understand?
  • Please save the crackling
  • Happy Hallowe'en
  • This bit's fun too
  • Time it was
  • Oh you know, like this
  • Screw you....
  • As if
  • NHS bureaucracy strikes again
  • More asses
  • Show's over
  • My body, my self
  • New Page
  • Hate intelligence, hate better
  • The Library at Alexandria (and things)
  • HARD WIRING A
  • Hard wiring B
  • Hard wiring C
  • And of course they ain't fucking illitrit
  • Index Librorum Prohibitorum and things
  • New Page
  • Jesus, look at them!
  • So take a walk on the wild side
  • But your Achilles' heel remains
  • Addressing an empty crisp packet
  • Empty crisp packets
  • So here's to you, criminal vermin
  • Only 4000 variants
  • So they sat there jerking themselves off
  • And on no account forget Lattic
  • So, Mr Benn's questions
  • The contents of the septic tank
  • Lizard men
  • Playing with my dolls
  • Ah, yes, the funny farm
  • Hic jacet 2
  • New Page
  • This was Anglican England
  • I really understand
  • First part of Fal 2021
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet 2021
  • Trash
  • The horoor
  • The Reformation
  • Uncle Joe and the Na-Mhoram's Grim
  • Dixi@ I have spokwn
  • And govenment is for what?
  • And here is picture of Jesus with his beloved pet ferret
  • Your Christmas favourite
  • Peter
  • And this is what happened
  • Les Eleutheromanes
  • I repeat, just for the hell of it.
  • So I'll just go on thinking my own thoughts
  • All times are now (1)
  • All times are now (3)
  • 'Be careful with that axe, Eugene'
  • La Ballade des Pendus
  • We do not know
  • Banal
  • The wrong kind of snow
  • Oy, monkey-nuts
  • Lizard-men
  • And of course they all know too
  • Fiver in the Death Warren
  • And lo it came to pass
  • One way to deal with sexual fuxk-ups
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • Frauds
  • Complications
  • Yes, but I know who I am
  • Today satirized as
  • Dill, the bit in the middle
  • Question
  • Ah, but
  • What can be wrong with that?
  • So what have I done
  • And this is the state of my body
  • Absolutely insolent, absolutely evil, absolutely degenerate
  • Dangerous wild beasts
  • Cowardly, contemptible cock=suckers
  • Farce
  • Thus, m'lud, it is clearly demonstrated
  • An offence against law, fact, reason, sanity
  • So we go through it all again
  • The empty swimming-pool
  • So I have questions
  • One more bloody time
  • It remains the best way
  • Get real
  • Two to the power of 75000 to one against and falling
  • Along with Oolon Colluphid
  • Head honcho
  • So why - ?
  • Civilized behaviour
  • 'Be careful with that axe,Eugene' (2)
  • Deep Thought
  • England in the C21st
  • So what's next?
  • I do understand
  • Right bloody waste of make-up
  • An aggressive cancer
  • A question of degree (not the academic kind)
  • McDonnell's little friends in Iran
  • Ah, yes, McDonnell
  • Everything was perfectly normal
  • Blog
  • So when did you hear - ?
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • Time for a wash and brush-up (2)
  • So calming
  • The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Google Images search
  • Am enthusiastic amateur classicist
  • It only remains therefore
  • Aum mani padme hum
  • New Page
  • WHen everything fails
  • Jackson
  • Thus
  • Tsk, tsk, tsk
  • If I may translate...
  • Perhaps you prefer - ?
  • Roast aurochs
  • Totally synbolic, totally not
  • Just doesn't matter, does it
  • Base details
  • History, should there be any
  • Libro de los juegos
  • Yuck! Kitten-eaters!
  • Sea-changes: writing the 60s out of history
  • So do just tell
  • The end of the world is nigh
  • New Page
  • The party of law and order
  • Thank you, Prime Minister, that will be all
  • Fit for human habitation
  • Aw, Dimitri!
  • Yes? And?
  • Ah, bon, les putes
  • Indicting Tories
  • Poor Mr Sunak
  • Falsity
  • RL
  • Untitled
  • The D-word
  • Nye, wouldst that thou wert living at this hour!
  • Sp gp fpr ot
  • Fortunately there are more elevated things to do than contemplate infected shit
  • The parable of the respirator
  • Arbeit macht frei
  • Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
  • It's the grapes that come from Chile
  • Untitled
  • The actual social principles of Christianity
  • The social principles of Christianity as observed by Marx
  • Bananas and eggs with your polio
  • The hallmarks of the age
  • Gilead
  • Spinal tap
  • Purr
  • An atypical population
  • New Page
  • Leche-culs
  • The Woman with the Book and the Woman with the Bow
  • RTFM
  • The ceding of democratic control
  • I shit on you daily
  • The ceding of democratic control pt 2
  • Fortunately there are civilized people to talk to
  • This is how to deal with pervert monkeys
  • Pink stars and burquas
  • Ditching the theology of love: reprise
  • A happy communist life
  • Or you prefer Nigel?
  • Our papa
  • My turf, bubba
  • Guarding the pigs
  • Just a little obvious
  • New Page
  • BDSM
  • The deeds, Naylor, the deeds
  • So Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • And the hunt continues
  • Jesus!
  • Question for those with daughters
  • So what has happened to Jesus?
  • New Page
  • All on prime-time television
  • Lest we forget: I don't
  • You know, like at Hokabi and Caniba and so on
  • Until they learn
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • New Page
  • Don't forget they ain't fucking illitrit
  • There when it gets shitty
  • Luke 23:46
  • Of course he argued with himself about it.
  • Democracy: a system devised to cage and contain power
  • If there are any future historians
  • What to, the Higgs boson?
  • Maya's assassination
  • Dill and this Matter of Kadun 2021
  • 1. Shav, Petrush and this Matter of Kadun
  • Astronomy for Kids of all ages
  • 1. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 1
  • 2. Contemplating this Matter of Kadun 2
  • 2. Shav, Petrush and the Matter of Kadun 2
  • Who are pensioners?
  • Party political broadcast...
  • Look at all the little lungfish
  • Unfit to govern
  • Protozoa capering in the primeval soup
  • Have you managed to be human?
  • Life in a fact-free world
  • And of course our dear friends the anti-vaxxers
  • The wrong kind of Muggle
  • Just put this on Twitter too
  • Precisely how - ?
  • Aroint thee, Muse!
  • Death by government
  • Cruel and unusual punishment
  • It is, I think, the creation of Vernon and Marge
  • Gee, isn't it just the market?
  • There would not therefore seem to be an real difference
  • The goose that laid the golden eggs
  • The gifts that kept on giving
  • Only 37.9 million tourists a year
  • The Big Squeeze
  • All the same gig
  • Lolling insolent evil
  • So now I walk with a rollator
  • So, I deem
  • Terror-tactics against a medically vulnerable woman
  • New Page
  • There is no dark
  • Me
  • The issues facing my grand-parents
  • Don't forget the house that Keir built
  • The desire of the moth for the flame
  • The way through the woods
  • Bit late for me and my steed...
  • Art is individualism
  • Magdalene laundries
  • I told you not to put all the stars out
  • Indeed the animals have a big problem with my family
  • In the garden with Mummy
  • ComSymp
  • Chanctonbury Ring
  • Doubtless too busy
  • Light reading
  • Reality 102: reprise
  • Reality 103: reprise
  • Reality 103a: reprise
  • Reality 104: reprise
  • Religious census of 1851
  • Mortal sin
  • If Twitter is anything to go by...
  • The 1945 Labour landslide
  • So just look at them all, Vice-Chancellor
  • And of course an offence to UCL
  • Time for a wash and brush-up
  • The new Marxism
  • Coal in the bath and the victim culture (2)
  • Nice bit of bedtime reading
  • Christ, you are so boring!
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • And of course this
  • Just don't forget Lattic
  • Thus Bobbles
  • Fal and Tet
  • Mr Benn's questions.
  • Mr Benn's questions. A good clear message. The IRA
  • Just so - so - so
  • None of this of course is subject to discussion
  • Therefore, ain't I got no respect
  • Nor do I tug my forelock
  • Book of Common Prayer
  • 'I know that my Redeemer liveth'
  • Meanwhile an offal-fest on Twitter'
  • Spine
  • This is what they expected me to push
  • What? Oh, the picture Jesus mentioned
  • Our servants not our masters (2)
  • His Majesty's the model of a modern major-general
  • The withdrawal of love and forcing oneself on others (2)
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa reprise
  • Journey to the edge of the universe
  • Oh they do get so antsy
  • I am the very model of a medical practitioner: reprise
  • I am the very model of a modern faith apologist: reprise
  • Quid agas
  • Balrogs
  • C10th architects
  • Truss and Braverman
  • Imbeciles
  • As for the rest of it...
  • So:
  • Totally ordinary Brits
  • The corruption of history
  • 'Imagination has seized power!'
  • So, you, Blair
  • Without fear or favour
  • So a special round of applause for
  • The Anglican garden: reprise
  • It is remarkably tedious
  • All times are now (1) reprise
  • All times are now (2) reprise
  • All times are now (3): reprise
  • All times are now (4): reprise
  • All times are now (5): reprise
  • All times are now (6)
  • Maya's assassination: reprise
  • Lizard-men: reprise
  • Doth it not say in the Book of Pious Crap
  • That government by the corrupt and inane for the corrupt and inane shall not perish from this earth
  • And answer Mr Benn's questions
  • Thus the dirty shit-filled hierarchical fascist brains
  • PANTHER...
  • 'And now Amanda is seriously ill.'
  • You might also enjoy Sredni Vashtar
  • Girls. You were saying? About girls?
  • 'And gentlemen in England, now a-bed, shall think themselves accurs'd...'
  • This happened in RL
  • Ooh
  • HMQ
  • How to lose operations other than war
  • There, isn't that just so cute:reprise
  • Ah, the sub-species woman
  • How do you dare?
  • Oh look what they're saying about me: reprise
  • 'Blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain': reprise
  • A lemur speaks!
  • Welcome to London, Mr President
  • HMQ (2)
  • Gee, guys, what might have happened
  • Neither benefiting from nor obsesssed by
  • In sum, then
  • The succession that matters
  • In sum, therefore
  • It has therefore been established
  • And be damned to you: reprise
  • Who did impose on a subject of Her Britannic Majesty
  • How the cards fell
  • Prefer high crimes and misdeameanours
  • Time for something else
  • Couldn't finish without your favourite song
  • The Abbey
  • The end of the world is nigh: reprise
  • Men don't get it
  • 'In order to rightly judge these efforts known as the "woman movement"'
  • I'm sure Mr Kwarteng believes in equality
  • Get real fast
  • Roast aurochs: reprise
  • It didn't work last time, peeps
  • Doctors
  • Ants
  • Bellatrix
  • Vaudos 1: so it's a walking fence
  • Vaudos 2
  • Vaudos 2.75
  • It's like this, Nurses
  • Letter to MI5: reprise
  • And you do not make me into a porter
  • I do so understand
  • How you hate intelligence
  • How you hate intelligence; reprise
  • So how many people has Medicine destroyed?
  • Don't you like my DNA?
  • So you're going to sue me?
  • I understand
  • Hmm, so I guess...
  • Yes I understand
  • This is how it should be? Reallyy?
  • Special mentions
  • The wayside
  • My country. Took seizin
  • To whom it may concern
  • Do tell
  • A blank wall
  • Democracy is so yesterday
  • Nothing is too low
  • https://www.coursera.org/learn/our-earth?
  • No interest to me, old boy. No interest whatever
  • Burn the witch at the stake! How much money we shall make!
  • One quick question
  • And something for Bobbles
  • If...
  • 'MI5's mission is to keep the country safe.'
  • Reality reprise
  • Reality reprise 2
  • Your life in their hands, Episode 923452
  • New Page
  • New Page
  • Never trust, never assume sanity will prevail
  • New Page
  • So in short
  • The University in its death throes
  • Narrow focus
  • The absolute insolence, therefore
  • In shorter
  • Same old
  • Same old (2)
  • So there it is
  • So they just couldn't possibly
  • Ringleaders
  • Encore une fois the manual
  • Butchers and would-be murderers
  • Nor of course response to my vid
  • Or the second one
  • The closed (sealed/wounded/stunted/practically non-existent) mind (20
  • Please don't forget The House That Keir Built
  • Sarat, Maya, Cioulis, Spetzi,Ritawa
  • First part of Fal
  • Fal 2 2021
  • Fal and Tet
  • So who knows
  • As if I were capable of caring
  • Above the law
  • Depict them therefore in bondage
  • Money talking
  • Pure BDSM
  • Please don't forget Lattic
  • Meeee
  • 'There is no dark'
  • Hellenismos, tau-neutrinos, hanging
  • Vita brevis ars longa
  • True targets
  • I a woman
  • Boring
  • Therefore, Vice-Chancellor
  • Thus I refer you to...
  • Break the stupid cunt's back
  • So there it is
  • irreducible evil
  • Oversight
  • Mock, yes, crawl, no
  • All the things you haven't changed
  • Cute family picture
  • You can check it out on the DTIC site
  • Eagles are rare in WC1
  • High crimes and midemeanour

Extract from The Anile Heir ©2006.
 
I, Ysabel Jehan Howard, hereby assert and give notice of my right under s.77 of the Copyright, Design and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this book.

“You were going to be a vet,” Seani muttered weakly to the screen.  “Sarat re-inventing himself as a student of ancient history.  Go all the way, Sarat!  Go to the Schools!  Are you not a born scholar?”
“Yet another,” pronounced Num.
“Of course it’s a bloody wind-up!  But.  Except.  He’s giving time to this.  Has anything about Sarat’s life to date given you the idea he wastes his time?  He wants to know this stuff.  If he didn’t, it could be the diseases of cattle or the economic policies of the middle empire.”
“Probably knows them already,” said Num. “He thinks he can get something on them?”
“Hole them on history?  I doubt that will shatter global finance.”
“The world is used to seeing them together.”
“Oh yes,” said Seani, “I think the world will get very used to that.  Except!”
Dill had moved out from the hill and now lived in Zur where she went to college.  Sarat was not sighted regularly visiting her.
“He’s still using us,” said Num. “That’s the point.”
“Isn’t that what we’re for?  To fight the bad guys.”
 
When Dill forsook her fronds for neat wings tucked behind her ears, folks had murmured knowingly, a more decorous look in keeping…but Sarat!  Aw, Sarat!  We need some detail here.  After years in the sunless north, hair no longer permanently lightened by the sun, skin no longer permanently tanned, Sarat had levelled out at tawny, skin the colour of weak milky coffee, hair golden brown.  The streaks were pale gold, undoubtedly elegant, no quesch bad taste, but whether they are entirely appropriate…
 
“What does ‘permanent; mean to Sarat?” Seani asked again.  “You can’t say he had a normal youth!”
“It may all be very simple,” mused Num.
“Oh yes,” said Seani, “I’d got there.  Sarat has a right to have some fun!”
 
Mel took private soundings as to what Zur would feel about Sarat and Dill wandering around as an item.  Bit spooky.  Deserves to be happy.  Deserves a bit of fun. 
 
Does she have boyfriends?  This is the question on everyone’s lips.  Does she even party? The answer was a definite no.  Dill did not appear to be having fun.  Dill was apparently deeply studious.  When she visited the hill, she vanished into the Library, where Mel cornered her.
She gestured at a pile of books.
“I know you guys have been through all this before.  It’s a question of alternative histories, what does and does not mesh with the – perspective of Var-segan.”
“You mean we believed everything we read,” translated Mel.
“Maybe so, maybe not.  Maybe how we in Var-segan have seen things is a load of hooey.”
“The journal,” said Mel.  “He’s talked to them?”
“Oh yes,” said Dill.  “It is but a fragment of Narulis’ life!”
“How true,” said Mel.
“But a revealing one.  Possibly.”
“Why hasn’t he come down on Cantilip?”  Dill struggled to keep her face straight.  “I could have put that better.”
“Puh-lease!” said Dill.  “Is he not a gentleman!”
Mel grinned.
“Harassing the pregnant and nursing-mothers – there was a time before Cantilip achieved the ultimate defence!”
“I don’t think he’d got there.  It  would seem to be because of something you said.  You and she are two sides of a piece of paper.  I think our understanding is that our business is with Narulis’ side of that sheet of paper. “
“The Matter of Kadun is – is the interface between the two sides?”
“The Matter of Kadun appears to be that earthpower could not heal the earth.  Perhaps that should be earthpower alone.  Regardless of what is in the journal, Kadun needed Narulis’ input.”
“Tell me, are you ever going to live together?”
“Oh sure,” said Dill.
“When you have resolved the Matter of Kadun?”
“When we have found the end of a ball of string.”
Mel picked up a book  put it down again next to the pile and pretended not to notice the book now on top.
“You don’t, in the slightest, the tiniest bit, mind?”
“We’re together all the time now,” said Dill.
“Ah,” said Mel. 
“Did you know Van-senok stole the chair?”
Mel’s mouth opened slightly then closed, then twitched, then gave way to laughter.
“Yes.”
 
Mel lay on the bed.
“Urgent request.  Piece of paper needs its other side.  I actually said that.”
Cantilip continued cooing over the cot..
“Little did you know…”
“Together all the time. How can we be this dense?”
“When one considers – “
“The whole of their lives together or should that be apart?”
“Naturally we watched like hawks.”  She assumed television commentator voice.  “It has become immediately apparent that Maya ban-essa is no mere appendage! She operates in her own right.”
“The chair.”
“It is a little late to throw ourselves on the emperor’s mercy.”
“I think it’s time to talk,” said Mel.
 Mel arrived in Var-sega’ and showed he knew how to pronounce it properly.
“Is this a private party or can anyone join in?” He started to move the armchair round.  “Love the hair.”
Sarat lying back in the chair opposite, arm slung over the back, looked at him with something between a rueful smile and a mad grin.
“Fronds are next week.  How’s the daughter and heir?”
Mel looked smug.
“A small round heap of black curls.”
“Not two of you!” said Sarat. “Can the world cope!”
“Can you?”
Sarat snorted.  “How do I feel?  This is crazy.  What am I doing?  There was a point at which I wanted to thank you for not joining the queue, then I thought I shouldn’t break the spell.  Mel’s a sensible guy.  He’ll talk when he’s ready.”
“And?”
“It doesn’t work,” mimicked Sarat.  “It didn’t.  It does now.  That was my stuff.”
“May stuff.” 
Sarat ignored that one.
“I told Venga I was looking for the end of a ball of string. Tear your hair out.  You have enough to spare.”
“It would have been so unbearable, the derision?  Perhaps that is largely leached?”
“7/10,” said Sarat.  “It wasn’t really that at all.”
“You still love Maya.”
“Of course.”
“It is hard to love two women equally?”
“Not when one is dead.”
“Is she dead to you?”
“That’s an interesting question,” said Sarat. 
Mel waited a moment.
“Not one you wish to answer?”
“Who said, you are holding my hand so why am I crying?”
“You are not – in some sense continuing to share your life with Maya.”
“I am not,” said Sarat.
Mel grinned.
“I was ready to duck.  I still am.  Why not?”
“Dill is there.”
“Instead?”
“Is that a question?”
“Have I got it the wrong way round?”
“I think you will have to elaborate on that one.”
“Watch me choose my words with care – “
“One must always be exact,” murmured Sarat.
“Bah!  That part of you which is in any case there rather than here. Was it there with Maya?”
“Nonsense,” said Sarat.
“Then what are you talking about!”
“Cho’s fantasies, by the sound of it.  Shav told me.”
“We did our best to be reasonable.”
“They were terribly worried about me.  I, however, was not worried about me, merely – thoughtful.”
“What did you think!”
“That I didn’t really want to talk about it, to anyone, because I didn’t, full stop.  Also because they insisted on knowing what it’s about and they didn’t have a clue and I didn’t feel particularly good-tempered or lucid concerning a conversation I didn’t want to have in the first place.”
“What is it about?”
“It is not even mostly about Maya.  Of course I am and have been bereaved and bereft. It is not the case – I too choose my words with care – that I am or have been abnormally bereaved and bereft.  Both the exact nature of our relationship and the circumstances of  her death make more acute a normal ailment.  They do not change its nature.   Unfortunately this takes places against the backdrop of the Matter of Kadun.  As well to say it’s about Sorg.  Or Kaminua.  Jaizal.  You!”
“Where we no longer live wholly in linear time,” said Mel.
“But we never did.  Did and didn’t.  They brought us up, the beasts, to understand that we did not exist solely in linear time.  But of course that had nothing to do with getting on with life!”
“What does being dead mean?”
“We have all noted that time hiccups only backwards and that perhaps is the Matter of Kadun, a burp where the future is closed.  Which may also mean the whole thing is some monstrous game, though which monsters.”
Mel laughed.
“It plays in real-time, whatever that is.  Precognition - ?”
“Dead wrong,” said Sarat.  “Which was strange.”
I think I’m beginning to get this, thought Mel.
“Or was it?”
“You – implied I was sitting here communing with  Maya or at least  - implied volition, I prefer sitting here thinking about Maya to being with Dill.   Perhaps – definitely perhaps – a physical me and a physical Maya are together, somewhere, some alternative future, some parallel universe.  I am here and now and the physical me and the physical Dill occupy my thoughts.”  He grinned.   “In all our aspects.”
“Some worm-hole!  Kaminua and Asyrion.”
Sarat made theatrical gestures of astonishment. 
“He has a brain!  I don’t want that.  My time and place and – duty, it is not the right word. Role – purpose – “
“But guilt?”
“If I loved her as much as I said I did and I love her as much as I say I do – I don’t think, you know, even the Denzines could set that up once someone was dead.  I did not find it necessary to enquire.”
“Why are we all so obsessed with Asyrion!  That was not – future tense?”
“Our limited social circle!  Suppose what everyone ‘saw’ when they attempted to gaze penetratingly into the future of Sarat and Maya was Kaminua and Asyrion?”
“That’s crazy.”
“Tell me about it.  Bring it down a few levels and you come to my parallel universe.  Suppose the bloody Matter of Kadun is that somehow the whole place (or at least a certain field of flowers) is also in a parallel universe. I am not of course saying I believe that!  Suppose also what I, me, myself, I want to do is live and love with Dill here and now and do worthy things contributory to improving the quality of life in Kadun.”
“Suppose,” said Mel slowly, “everything is a metaphor, except that.”
“Oh verily!” said Sarat.  “Now, all that said, I am not totally sure I believe in the Casin-ruhn trip. My gut reaction was special effects.  That said, a lot of finely tuned minds saw the same movie. All that said – “ He grinned.  “ – I am not convinced that if you mooched off to Qartly and  asked him to fix immortality for you and Cantilip  he would be able to oblige. Knowledge can be lost.  I’ll say that before you do.  I shall also say that screwing perception is very much an earthpower gig.  You know Van-senok stole the chair.”
“I know,” said Mel.
“Here lies whole the emperor’s peace!” intoned Sarat mockingly.
“They didn’t mean to cause the dissolution of the empire.”
“That’s as maybe.”
“There is an Anile throne,” sighed Mel, “regardless of whether there’s anyone sitting on it.”
“The Anile throne,” intoned Sarat, “does not rust or tarnish.  What it does do.  Five kingdoms under the imperial crown.  Only when they were finally threatened by the fiction of All-Kadun , together of course with the rise of the Cult, did it seem a jolly good idea to have the empire back, Mitch’s politics excepted, and a few hundred other things, such as the necessity of joining with the modern world.”
”Why, why, why, why, why, Mummy, why, Daddy,” said Mel.  “Zani did not want the throne.  How did he know?  They did not want the empire.  It had turned rotten.  It was not the answer.  What was the question?”
“Irtubi are governing Kadun, and everyone lives happily ever are. It also occurs to me – I must have been 17 at most –  very bright in many ways, but apparently oblivious to the fact that a post to a Grid forum may be seen by anyone in the world – I really set the cat among the pigeons when I wrote, oy, that’s MY chair.  All this crap fits together.  Alternatively, all this crap doesn’t fit together.  When I know what the question is I can judge if I want to answer it, if I can answer it, how much of my time I want to spend on answering it.  An informed decision.  Have I not insisted on informed decisions?”
Mel chortled.
“Dill was reading up on hallucinogens.”
“Clearly drinks can be spiked,” said Sarat.  “It’s an interesting question, whether one can ingest or inhale something that wholly alters perception without any other physical or mental effects.  There are things we know.  What happened to Mitch and Dill and others.  It’s a continuum.”
“It is in your view a possibility that if you crack this you’ve cracked the Cult?”
“It is in my view a possibility I can send them packing with their tails between their legs never to return.”
“Without wrecking Harn.”
“They have never, you know, been decisively defeated.  At the metaphysical level.  I think I can wreck their brains.”
“I’d like that,” said Mel.
“I think I walked into a trap,” said Sarat.  “Certainly an unusual one, say herded, rather.  Shepherded into a sheep-pen!  Bit like a ram being herded into a pen of ewes to – ah, do something.  Do his thing. 
 Since I was oblivious it hardly made any difference and the shepherds wanted nothing but the best for me and for Kadun, but nonetheless.  I sort of realized.  I said to Cho, it had to be a tree-hugger!  I said to  Cantilip and Venga, what did you expect of me.  I dismissed them with a light laugh because clearly there was no malevolence, and because I was very, very, very busy.  How it seems to me is that many people have puzzles.  The game is that everyone thinks his – his or her – puzzle the puzzle.  I think it probable all this crap fits together.  On the other hand, the universe is truly not my responsibility.  I reject that out of hand!”
“The ball of string.”
“The ball of string is how to be Anile emperor.”
“Got it all wrong,” sighed Mel. 
Sarat grinned.
“Does He Want To Give It All Up?  I did think round that one.  Not Shav.  Why, I thought evilly, should I not dump it on Cho?  Could he refuse!  What I actually want is to enjoy it and get the universe off my back. The universe to know its place in my life.  The MofK is my job.  It has its place in my life.  It should not swamp my life.  If – if there is a place in which Maya and I are living out our lives together, I do not want to be there.”
“Same old ball of string,” said Mel. “Staying Sarat.”
Sarat looked approving.
“You have talked,” went on Mel, “without pain or anguish.  About that, then, I was right.  I said – to Cho – I do not think you are hurting, at any rate more than – the pain of a – normal ailment diminishes with time.  Why then have you driven your dear grey-haired old grandpappa up the wall!”
“I’d have thought that was obvious.  What happened between Maya and me in those last moments is not his damned business.”
“I remembered,” said Mel.  “Saski! It never was, was it.  Anyone else’s damned business.”
“I know Dill told you.”
“It explains so much.”
“It explains,” said Sarat, “a jagged wound in my head much as if it had been cleaved open by an axe. About which no-one could do anything except me.”
“What did happen – “  It wasn’t a question.  “You were both dead, weren’t you.”
“Whatever the hell that means,” said Sarat.
“Which is not a million miles dissimilar from sitting on the Anile throne.”
“Let us say,” said Sarat, “that there is possibly some state, wherein one is if not dead in this dimension, then beyond return to life.  That is identical to sitting on the Anile throne. One must be exact.  One may be what we call alive in that state.  Another may be what we call dead in that state.  Not many people know that.”
“The shock of – congruity.  Dying to self, dead to the world, that is old news.”
“They never got around to telling us what it means.”
“Probably,” said Mel, “because they don’t know.”
“If we may now move on,” said Sarat, then relaxed suddenly, “to one of my madder schemes.  I want to take Dill to Casin-ruhn.”
“Meet the family?  See what she makes of it!”
“Days out can be real special when you’re Anile empress.”
“ I am sure Ciletij would facilitate!  But that’s the opposite.”
“Or heals the wound?”
“Or explains without the need for words.  If we may return,” teased Mel, “to my initial question.”
“Answer it,” suggested Sarat.
“You still need thinking time.”
 “Somewhere you are Master of Kadun.”
“I don’t go on about it,” admitted Mel.  “Fortunately my friends and family.  Sheheela!”
“Ah yes, Sheheela.  Did anyone tell you she was Var-segan’s heir?”
“That’s impossible!  They would have claimed the throne – “
“It’s more complicated than that.”
Mel sighed.
“Not in the female line!  That makes no sense.”
“Her elder sister was the heir, m and f.  Her sister had children, indeed, she had a partner.  Children and partner died of the pox, leaving sister, who never remarried. Sister duly died.  Sheheela was in her late seventies.  They really didn’t want the Anile heir as Mistress of Var-segan.”
“There is a sort of voice,” said Mel, “people adopt when they want to totally mask what they are thinking about what they’re saying.  So who?”
“Younger sister,” said Sarat in exactly the same tone.  “This is a tale of three sisters.”
“I’m sure you just love it,” said Mel. “Cho must know.”
“He does,” said Sarat blandly.
“What else does Cho know?”
“I used to tell him everything.  Now I tell him nothing.”
“Whom these days do you trust?”
“What does it mean?” asked Sarat.  “To whom have I confided?  Dill and Shav.”
Mel closed his eyes.
“Cho’s an idiot!”
“To whom am I confiding?  You. To whom shall I confide – what is this, a grammar lesson? Probably no-one else.”
“Not Hass?”
“I trust Hass to fight his way through a blazing inferno to rescue me.  I trust Hass to cut his own throat rather than reveal a confidence.  I  trust Hass to risk his being to get me were I lost in time!  All that goes equally for Cho and Venga.  What then?”
Mel smiled.
“Objectivity.”
“Ex-actly.  Kyse!  I’m not about to pour my heart out to him but I’d trust him absolutely to keep me on the straight and narrow.  The same with Fal.  Did you know my revered grandmother sent Fal to me for me to cry on her shoulder?”
“Oh for - !”
“There was a lot of other stuff.  Fal and I have three things in common.  One of course is Maya, the second is the rather large jump from a kid in the boatyards of Zur to Falita San-yaeaga-baht, heroic widow of the heroic young officer feeling the weight of the history of Carlin on her back.  Tell me about it!  The third is little adventures in time.  She met Kaminua in The Field.”  Mel’s eyes widened.  “Before that she had an experience of her and Maya as kids in Zur.  It rather made me want to cry but I am expert in not crying.”
“Oh Sarat.”
“I trust that no beady-eyed little Denzine lurked in the shadows to wreck her perception.”
“Any more than Sorg was staged.”
“Ex-actly.”
“You can’t blame them for trying.”
“But I did,” said Sarat, with considerable satisfaction.  “I was livid. Fal has enough stress without being set up by my bloody grandmother!  She didn’t know I didn’t want to talk.”
“I’m not up to speed here.  Does She Want To Give It All Up? Obviously she decided she didn’t.  We all sat on the chair.”
“In the presence of each other.  Except when Maya first sat.”
“Dill told me what you want to do. Sarat – what do you expect to happen?”
Sarat grinned.
“Oh, the earth to crack and writhe and five-headed monsters to sprout from it.  A chorus of dancing bears at minimum.  Did you know the first allusion to the Matter of Kadun predates Narulis by four  hundred years?”
“A pre-literate society?”
“These scribes, get everywhere.”
Mel cocked his head.
“You actually are caching up on your reading.”
“I love it when you’re sensible.”
“As soon as they knew how to, they wrote it down.”
“Kadun is not land-locked!”
“irtubi in Fidub? Or of course Harn.  What is possible?  irtubi shared earthpower with Harn.  Might some bright little spark not have spilled the beans in Harn, where it was picked up by the Cult?”
“You are coming to Zur!  Your second cousin demands it!”
Sarat made wide eyes
“Where shall I stay!”
“That,” said Mel callously, “is your problem.  One other thing.  Kai.  This is so much her territory.”
 
“You’re blushing,” said Mel enthusiastically.
“Oh shut up!” said Cantilip.
“Oy, that’s my chair!  I loved that bit.”
“Yes, we all saw it,” said Cantilip.
“Yikes?” suggested Mel.
“Try tetraphonic 6D yikes.”
“And who is this fine youth!  Blooming ‘ec, lad’s a tree-hugger!”
“If we’d designed a blue-print,” sighed Cantilip. 
“A tree-hugger with a mind of his own,” said Mel.
“I detect a note of reproof?”
“Not exactly.  Why did it matter so much?”
“Now you’re being dense.  Earthpower had to heal and has healed Kadun.”
“But that’s the exact opposite!”
“I know,” said Cantilip.  “It’s still true.  Both are true.”
“That’s impossible.”
“Hadn’t you noticed?  Kadun is a bloody impossible place!”
Mel howled with laughter.
“I almost believe in the parallel universes.”
“The chief problem with that is the sense it makes.  Two opposing sets of physical laws.” Mel was still yowling with laughter.  “Exactly what,” growled Cantilip, “is so funny?”
“Oh everything.  Mostly – lemme try to be exact – I have this image of Sarat standing in his bedroom at home asking us very quietly and very distinctly – and you know he almost never swears – what the fuck does the Anile emperor look like?  Then of course there’s the whole staying Sarat clause.  No, Sarat, no, they don’t want you to look like a dashing young officer (not that you can help….__)  Just put on your oldest clothes and get out there to hug the trees and Kadun will fall at your feet.”
“You know that is not exact,” said Cantilip reprovingly.  She broke into a smile.  “Except of course it is.  Haven’t I just said?  Bloody impossible!”
“My lady leaf, the impossibility of storming the Great Gates.”
“The impotence of earthpower,” said Cantilip. 
 
Click!  Whatever else Sarat is doing, he is certainly bonding with Zani Marula! Want one, Sarat?  Oh yes, said Sarat.  You’re staying with Dill, right, Sarat.  One of the things I love about you guys – come to think of it, the only thing I love about you guys – is how you make a statement of commonplace fact sound like a scientific discovery that revolutionizes our perception of the universe.  Of course I’m staying with Dill!  Uh, yeah, Sarat.  !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Life, wrote Seani, as all our former plotters know to their cost, their heavy cost, is a thing of impermanence.  Might we all not move on here?  Sarat and Dill are clearly in some sense sharing their lives in the knowledge  those lives may be cruelly foreshortened.  Who could possibly grudge them that?  Who would wish to sully their time together?
 
It didn’t quite work.  That doesn’t explain why he doesn’t declare her Anile empress!  Will Dill’s child be Anile heir!
 
Doesn’t it? said Seani.
 
“Zani-hyphen-Marula,” said Cantilip.  “Everyone calls her that.  We didn’t bargain on that one!”
“School,” suggested Sarat, “will shorten it.”
“What to!”
 
“A not-too-flying visit,” said Mitch.
Mel considered.
“A not-too-obvious statement of faith in the government and people of Kadun.”
Mitch smiled.
 
“My mind is running in strange directions,” said Mel.  Cantilip gave a theatrical yawn.  “Had Dill been first and Maya second…”
“Vastly more vulnerable,” said Cantilip.
“It really was an awful lot to ask,” said Mel after a while.
“So why is it significant now?”
“Keep your fingers crossed.  It may be called normality.”
 
Karula said sleepily, “We talked, Mitch, and then we talked more.”
“I follow you closely.”
“Our last decision, if you recall, was that pregnancy and an election campaign did not mix.  Since then our feet have not touched the ground.”
“They did before?  Broody?”
“Damn broody!”
“Sleepless nights, no time, what’s new.”

...

Dill is a free autonomous individual.  Dill has ideas of her own.  Dill took herself off to Azt.
“Mel says you two were always the esoteric ones.”
“That is our fate!”
“So you love it here, but Sarat’s not so sure.  If he loves it here.”
“Short talks with Narulis.  Perhaps they pall.”
“With its history.”
 “Maya is a part of its history,” acknowledged Hass.
“I have noticed,” said Dill, “or think I have.  Naturally he comes often to Azt.”
“But doesn’t hang around?” suggested Venga softly.
“That’s Sarat’s business,” said Dill firmly.
Hass touched her hand.
“Not yours?”
“I think I do not have a problem talking to a – a hologram of Maya.  It would not wrench my heart.”
“Hologram.”
“I combine my father’s rationalism with a profound esotericsm.  That makes me – “
“Adorable!” said Venga.
“Anile empress,” said Hass.
“All these things,” agreed Dill.  “Sarat does not want me to sit on the chair without him.”
“Ah,” said Hass. 
“Do women obey their partners in the modern age?” asked Venga gazing intently at the ceiling.
“Surely the root question is my safety.  I’d be a real fool if I did it with no-one knowing.”
“Hard to argue with that,” said Hass.
“I think Sarat might try!” said Venga.
“How I feel,” said Dill.  “As you know, I have had an experience I should wish to have avoided.  I should not be able to say categorically my mind is clear of that experience.  It seems to me that the chair might not be a wholly comfortable trip.  Some women want their partners with them when they give birth.  I don't think I particularly want him around when I’m covered in goo.  Does that make any kind of sense?”
“Unfortunately,” said Venga, “yes.”
“No.” said Hass.
“Imperial Majesty,” suggested Venga.  “I do not frankly see how we can stop you..”
“That was not my meaning,” said Hass.
“The grapevine is good or you guessed?”
“I understand Sarat.”
“Not physically present,” amended Dill.
Venga looked sharply from one to the other.
“Let’s say I test a hypothesis,” said Dill.
“He’ll go ape!”
“We shall see.”
 “What,” asked Hass, “does your father’s rationalism make of the Anile throne?”
“That too is what I want to find out,” said Dill.
 
Formless bodies.  How can bodies be formless?  Bodies of shadowy shifting form.  Disembodied fingers.  Pawing, mauling, No.  She screamed: Sarat!  There was a shaft of light and a silver stallion appeared. They want me to leave the throne.  Try harder.  Then she was the silver stallion, repeat stallion.  Hey!  But the stallion dissolved into starburst.  I am Dill, said a star.  Who are you?  The stars danced around her.  I am Sheehela, I am Jaizal, I Santian, I Asyrion, I Galia, I, I, I…Which of you is Narulis? asked Dill. One star shone brighter than the rest.  I am Maya, who am Dill, who am Sheheela, who am Asyrion.  Formless bodies, said Dill.  Why are you not also Heela, also Baria, also Sorg, also Qine, also Mom? Did we not say! laughed Asyrion.  That may be the problem, said Dill.  Then she was under an alien sky and Jaizal was running to meet her.  Oh no, said Dill.  I am not Sheheela.  I am Dill. (Just don’t say, your pardon, I mistook you!)  My lady Var-sega’! laughed Jaizal.  You join the dance!  Is that supposed to scare me? said Dill.  One day we all die.  You mistake me, said Jaizal.  He took her in his arms.  All times are now!  This is your time, said Dill.  He laughed again.  Is it not also yours?  My time is now, said Dill.  Then where is Sarat?  Here, sweetheart, said Sarat, no longer Jaizal.  What is all this crap? Dill asked him.  It’s a piece of metal! From another world, said Sarat.  Meteorite! said Dill  Radiation! said Sarat. My lord, said Asyrion, there is that Fidub cannot heal.  Anyhow, objected Dill, why didn’t it spread south? Magnetism? suggested  Sarat, sounding sleepy.  Attracted to the north?  Am I not?  He buried his face in Dill’s hair. Who said it didn’t? said Zani, dead Zani, that is.  Then she tottered on the floor of The Room, but no, she was watching the tot take a brick from our grandson, said Dill.  The future!  A future.  Oh no! said Sarat.  I am Master of Kadun, said Mel.  Dabida, said Sarat, doesn’t know that.  We can explain everything! said Cantilip. No you can’t, said Dill, you just damn’ think you can! Mitch laughed.  If the meteorite, Mitch was saying, was radio-active they’d hardly have forged the damn’ chair – Half-life? said Sarat.  Exactly how many aeons ago?
 
Sarat had one of those spooky dreams that are so real you can’t believe they haven’t happened.  Since he was  in Var-segan, he knew it hadn’t happened.
“OK, sis,” said Sarat.  He was talking to his throne.  “There are some things we need to clear up here.  Ground zero.”
He sat.
She sang.
“Is that a positive note?  I am Anile Emperor.  My time is now.”  He realized the music wasn’t coming just from the chair.  “Interesting.  What do you expect me to do?”
Sheheela stood in front of him laughing.
“Marry her, my lord, marry her!”
That was not an expected answer, thought Sarat, to a possibly rhetorical question.
“Of course,” he said.
Sheheela faded.
For a time nothing happened. 
“I am Anile Emperor,” he repeated.  “Master of Kadun.  Doom of Death.  That has meaning?”
“You know it,” said Maya.
“Love,” said Sarat.  He wrapped her in his arms.
“Sweetheart,” she said.  “Be happy.” 
She turned into Dill.
 “I love you,” said Sarat. “Sit!” .
“And stay!”
There was mocking laughter.
“Is Time your pet dog, my lord!”
“Perhaps,” said Sarat.
Dill vanished.
Then all times were now.  It was confusing.  One scene faded into another.  Sarat turned to the chair.  It was occupied, by Narulis, by Kaminua, by Santian, by Sheheela, by Maya, by him, by Jaizal, by people even he couldn’t identify, by someone he knew to be his grandson, and still the slide-show, panorama went on and he began slowly to understand though he could not have said exactly what he understood. 
“Move over,” he said to the current occupant, who was Asyrion.  “My time is also now?”
She laughed and kissed his cheek.
History abruptly disappeared and the outlines of the room with it.
“That would be awkward,” said Sarat.  The sun sparkled on the window and he knew that wherever he was it was not his time.  He woke up in a rush of realization.  Dill!  Seemingly immeasurably distant, she answered. I love you!
They didn’t have windows in pre-history. 
 
Dill got off the chair as Hass’s mobile burst into life.  Wordlessly he handed it to her.
“I’m fine,” said Dill.
She takes my breath away, thought Venga.
She actually momentarily took Sarat’s breath away.
“You sat.”
“Sure.”
Oh, er, well, it’s happened, thought Sarat.
“And you’re OK,”
“I’m cool with it.  I just insisted on being Dill.”
“I’ll come.”
There is absolutely no point in being Anile emperor if one cannot  instantly summon air transport.
Hass looked at her.
“Do it again any time?”
“It’s what you guys said about shaping the trip.  My time is now.”
`”And what, pray, dear chair, do I tell myself about now!”
“Interesting, wasn’t it,” said Dill.  “What’s it like to watch?”
“Like a movie a long long way away.”
“Until he went beyond reach,” said Dill.  “That is what I did not want to do!”
Venga heard Maya: That is what I do not do.
Hass laughed to himself.  The right man for the job!  Or the right woman.
Venga thought: What did I realize because I’m a woman?.  The arbitrary association of attributes to ‘male’ and ‘female’.  Only a woman can heal Kadun, a woman with Narulis’ values, or of course a man who is earthpower. 
 
He rang Fal.  Had she an addy for Kyse?  Good grief, yes! said Fal.  We’re an item.   Um, it doesn’t – you can talk!   We really talked, said Fal.  It seems to me, this government is like a new-born baby!  First few years, it needs all your time.  He’s in Azt?  Still in Zur.  I haven’t got time, said Sarat, to go down comparison road.  You’ve answered my main question.  You’re cool to work with him!  Any excuse will do!  What work!  Let me state for the record  it in no way encroaches either on your position in government or on Kyse’s integrity as a subject of the crown of Dabida!  I like it!  What work? she asked again.  Looking at maps, said Sarat.  Silence at the end of the line.  I knew that’d get the adrenalin pumping!  Maps of Kadun?  You got it!   Because, said Fal at length, we’re Zuri and we have no preconceptions?  I look forward, said Sarat, to duly addressing you  as Madam Prime Minister.  And how is Her Imperial Majesty? asked Fal.  Sometime, said Sarat, we’ll have the talk we didn’t have.  If you still want to, of course.  I’d like that, said Fal. D’you want his mobile?
 
Sarat rang Kyse.  Then he rang Dill again.  Then his pilot veered south-south-east for Zur.
 
Kyse listened. 
“Let the dog see the rabbit.”
Sarat opened a Gridpage.  Kyse burst out laughing.
“Has the imperium no experts!”
“One tends to think,” said Sarat, “we have seen – it is the integrity of the human sciences that suffered, medicine, psychology, biology.  One tends to think the physical sciences can have no bearing on the bases of corrupt government and so went their merry way.  I do not doubt the geologists and geographers of the Collegium – “
“And of course those from Fidub or Dabida would have their own preconceptions!”
“I do not want to share,” said Sarat.
“Top secret, for your eyes only.  I take it Mel is in on it.”
“He will be. All it needs is a brain.”
“My brain,” said Kyse, “points out to me that the integrity of the maps themselves.”
“Exactly,” said Sarat.
“So let me be clear about this, you want me and Fal, who are neither professional geographers nor possessors of intimate knowledge of the surface – what’s the word – topography, that’s it – nor possessors  of intimate knowledge of the topography of Kadun, to direct our searing gazes to telling which bits are forged, which bits are made up to conceal the reality of what I suppose I must call the earthscape.”
“To tell me where to look,” said Sarat without batting an eyelid.
“But you know where to look!  Even I have heard of the field of flowers!”
“That’s good,” said Sarat, “you know where to look too.  Look, let me show you.”  He opened another page. The continent loomed before them.  He touched a finger to the screen then held it up for inspection.  “fraction of that dot in the middle is our field of flowers.  If you zoom in normally, go too far, you lose the resolution – ”  He zoomed in to blur.  “ – which is why I found a program that doesn’t.  Much, much, much magnified, a pinprick on the earth’s surface, who’s going to notice?  If there’s one thing geology has, it’s scale, aeons of time, whole continents.”  He clicked and zoomed again. “Who is going to notice?” he asked again.  “What is remarkable about it?”
Kyse sighed.
“It doesn’t have any geology! It doesn’t have any geographical features!  It’s as though someone’s taken an eraser to it.”
“And we know the stream is there,” said Sarat.
“OK, I’m hooked.  It’ll probably take the rest of my life.  What you actually want is us to cover the whole of Kadun at this scale to look for areas of blankness.”
“Then we join the dots,” said Sarat, “if there are any.  You can start with Van-senok, Casin-ruhn, which is in Ciletij, and the site of the Jumesit.  Myth tells us there’s a five-headed monster under Azt.  Did you know that?  Truth may be stranger than fiction.”
“You want us to obtain the evidence,” said Kyse.
“Of compromise? Oh yes.”
“I doubt it will come to court!”
“No comment at this stage,” said Sarat.
“Truly no learned monographs, the geology of western Carlin?”
“How dare you suggest the Great Divide is anything other than a perfectly normal valley, millions like it?”
“It’s an estuary,” said Kyse.
“How true, how true,” said Sarat with seeming delight.  “Two things, therefore.  The sea comes in.  The river goes out.  Such as it is.”  More rapid clicking.  “Behold the Velun-sa at its source! It forces itself out of the ground, the whole thing is the most enormous effort.  As rivers go, it’s a loser.  It’d probably be still-born, if it didn’t have help from a distributary of the Fanil.  Wonderful how one can model things.”  Sarat’s kind of click, click, click. “Based on flow-rate, rainfall, gradient the Davin  itself – the tributary – wouldn’t make it to the sea.  It’s had a long journey.  It’s tired.  Help is at hand.  A valley, into which it gratefully comes to rest, has been made for it, and so we think it flows to the sea, as any decent river should.”
“In another world,” said Kyse, “I attended a meeting of NoZone.”
“Nature,” said Sarat.  ”Nothing quite like it.”
“So?”
“I have some – not theories.  Notions that might be theories when they grow up. The mouth of the GD is a tectonic estuary, meaning movements of the earth created the rift that created a single valley.  Now, all that is possibly nonsense on the grounds that we cannot possibly know the status of the Velun or the Davin millions of years ago; they might have been mighty torrents. I don’t think so.  If they’d had any get up and go they’d have meandered.”
“The Fanil, of course,” said Kyse, “flows through Van-senok”
“Isn’t that interesting?” said Sarat.
“What about the Horze?”  The Horze is the river on which Azt stands.
 “The Horze rises in the wilds of the northern forests.  It’s a grown-up river.  It has distributaries.  One of them flows into the Fanil.”
“I take it a distributary?”
“Tributaries feed.  Distributaries branch out on their own.  Start reading up on meteorites.”
“What!”
“Standard form is that the GD is a rift valley, about which no big deal.  I think it’s a crater.  I think that whatever it was that came from wherever it came from somehow causes  disturbance in the ether.  I think this was millions of years ago.   I note the effect of the field is startling but hardly negative or evil.  I think when people appeared and – became aware of the situation they buried whatever under what is now Azt.  I have absolutely no idea why!  I mean, whether they thought they were removing it from circulation or whether they thought of it as some kind of guardian.  I think whatever leaches into the water.  I have been told whatever may be harnessed by the Cult for evil.  I have been – somewhat melodramatically – been presented with a – parallel, a teaching-story.  I think at some point it was discovered by the Cult and used for evil, hence the five-headed monster. I think all this is broadly science, though not necessarily our science.  It has been - mused that the Matter of Kadun is the intrusion into our dull humdrum lives of a different set of physical laws.  I think  it - possible that whatever follows the same rules but the effect is – distorted by its being in terms of both time and space a long, long way from home.”
“Astroshit!” said Kyse.
“I knew you’d love it,” said Sarat.
“You think the areas of blankness are going to map out against waterways?”
“Give you a definite maybe – there may be reasons to do with the nature of the rock and soil why the effect is stronger in some places than others.”
I think the Anile throne contains whatever, explaining or at any rate excusing her more interesting qualities. Intelligent metal?  Intelligent life that looks like metal to us?  What does she want to do?  She wants to go home.  She dissolves into space-time.  The rest is us.  Maybe.  Truly I am not responsible for the welfare of the universe!  Whatever cosmic cataclysm wrenched whatever from its home, I can never know.  But I just might be able to resolve this Matter of Kadun.
 
Flying across the GD, he leered at it through the window.  Memory stirred.  I believe in possibilities. Are metaphysics immutable?  Then ‘will’ survives, I said.  It’s lousy metaphysics!  All these dead people keep talking to us, he complained to himself.  What then is my problem with Hass?  My problem is he appears to take the Jumesit at face value.  He doesn’t talk about it.  He wouldn’t, would he, not if he has periodic chats with Maya.  Sarat grinned to himself.  Anyway, they’re in it over their heads now!  It’s good to talk.  Take at face value.  Enter the dream.   Oh, what did happen at Casin-ruhn? 
 
Scene: Her Imperial Majesty sits sipping tea, not a hair out of place, while two elegant young men gaze at her in rapt adoration.  If they weren’t gay, I might be jealous! He’s not bloody gay!  Somewhere there is a person in a female body.  I got there first!  Suppose everything is a metaphor.  Did something just fall into place?
“Move over!” he said to Asyrion, as time lurched.  Or something.  Oh pooch! he nearly said.  Pooch, pooch, pooch! He pulled Dill close.  “Grrrr! The warmth of our bodies,” he said.
Dill snuggled closer.
“Darling, is this quite the place!”
“On the chair.  She responds – why does she – why can she not – stories about the Jumesit abound!  But that’s because of the five-headed monster!  Bring her here – she was ‘responsible’ for Casin-ruhn.  But it’s all still there, so someone replaced her – “  His mind was working very fast now.  He wasn’t sure that was a good thing.
“Is it something they put in the water?” wondered Venga.
“How are we?” asked Hass.
“Cold,” said Sarat.  “It’s cold in Casin-ruhn.”
“Zur,” said Dill, “can be uncomfortably warm in summer.”
“Suppose what screws it is magnetism,” said Sarat.
“Is this a private conversation?”
“How much have you told them?”asked Sarat.
“Would I dream of doing anything without you!”
He told them everything as he had always known that he would.  Finally, he took a deep breath, held Dill so tightly that she muttered, “Oof, you’re squashing me!” and asked steadily, “Have you seen Maya recently?”
“No,” said Hass.
Another theory bites the dust.
“I didn’t – when I was here after.  I wondered if I was – preventing myself.”
“Our social circle,” said Venga, “remains limited.”
“Perhaps,” said Sarat, “people who knew something.”
“Perhaps,” said Venga, “people who were something.”
“Who found out something, who – changed themselves.  Wouldn’t they say so!”
“Something in the water?” suggested Venga.  “Perhaps they didn’t know.”
“You talk as though these guys are real,” said Dill.
“It’s difficult, isn’t it,” said Sarat.
But Venga said, “You talk to Jaizal.  You decide if he’s real.”
“I suppose we’d better live here,” sighed Sarat.
Hass smiled.
“There Has Been No Announcement.”
“That was yesterday,” said Sarat.
 
Later Hass caught him alone.
“What will you say?”
Sarat grinned.
“Sort of the truth.”
 
Sarat Comes Clean!  We’re An Item Says Sarat.  Sarat Names The Day.
 
The last time I stood here, I said things I now confirm. With all my heart, with all my mind, with all my being, I love Dill. Also I love Maya.  Maya is dead.  If we continue, we are in some place immeasurably distant.  If we do not, there is an ending. We cannot, we should not live our lives in a place, a time of our imagining, in a world bounded by death.  Our place is here and now, our meaning to be alive and to live to the fullest extent of our being.  We should live our lives in reality.
Some will say, that is the opposite of what I said.  I say…..He laughed.  Tough.  I do not have today to be solemn.  I do not feel the need to be formal.  I do not have to explain my innermost feelings to the world.
 
I am here because I love Dill.  Dill is my grace and my truth.  Dill is my resolution and my culmination. To Dill I say, nothing can destroy our love.  This I know.
 
Dill entered the House of Silence and walked down the aisle towards him in the little black dress.  He wrapped his arms around her then kissed her cheek and left her to it.
 
Some people, they know who they are, will try to pour scorn on Sarat’s feelings.  They will say, either he truly loved Maya or he truly loves me.  I say, they are idiots, who understand nothing of the human heart.
 
Zulagan bit his lip so hard it nearly bled and stole a glance at Mitch.  Mitch was sitting forward, his head in hands, thinking why do I feel the eyes of the world are upon me! My lady, thought Challin, why not call them morons and be done. Cho looked at Kile, poker-faced, save for her dancing eyes. 
 
Of course he loves Maya.  Of course he loves me, as much and as deeply as he loved Maya when she lived.  If you cannot see the difference, then truly you are a lost cause.  And I love Sarat, with all my heart, with all my mind, with all my being.   I am here because I love Sarat.  Sarat is my grace and my truth.  Sarat is my resolution and my culmination. To Sarat I say, nothing can destroy our love.  This I know.
 
He did not, observed Seani, get where he is today without a certain amount of raw nerve.
Nor by the sound of it did she!
 
Dill hadn’t finished, not by a long chalk.
 
Love has no bounds.  This I know.  Love does not distinguish between life and death.  It is we who do that, we who must do that.  I do not live my life as though my sister were still with me, though she never leaves me.  My father, my grandmother, do not live as though Heela were still present.  Would it not be nonsense to say I am not Mistress of Var-segan because my grandfather is dead.  Life is a process of change.  Have we not said it?  They cannot destroy our laughter, our joy, our delight in life, in each other.  This we know.
 
They are bound in understanding, thought Cho, and that also is the message – and if you don’t get it,
you’re a moron.  I shall enjoy my grand-daughter-in-law.
 
You have to look at the father, sir.
Oh no, said small, tubby and balding, mother-panther in defence of her cubs. You have to look at the mother!
 
Of course the pain brought them together…Sweet, thought Challin.  Perhaps even true.
 
And you never lose owt by being honest with folks.  Appreciated.  Some as thought it’d be like it never ‘appened.  Not them as knows you, mind, but what could you say.  Flat truth of it is, them as ‘as lost loved ones understand in their gut, their ‘earts.  If them as ‘asn’t don’t – tough!
 
Of course the view from Var-segan is bound to be biased.
 
For some this day of rejoicing is overshadowed by personal tragedy….26-year-old Savla is today burying her beautiful young daughter, whose life was cut short by one of the now mercifully few cases of meningitis…Savla’s mother was kind enough to spare us a few words…It really helps to know those at the top have been through it….Challin only squirmed a little bit.
 
Sarat mailed me. 
The rivers are poisoned, poisoned, I tell you!  I need your help. 
Some sort of code? asked Cioulis.
You sound just like my mother!  Is that both of us?  No, not Estanzia! 
Sorry, yes, def,  Come to think of it, your mother!
!!!
I thought it was a joke.
 
 
“It is generally accepted,” said Dill, “that the walls of time fade and reform, that our guests are real. That they are going about their business in their own time and not indeed visiting.”
“Yes.”
“I understand, although I have yet to experience them, there are other manifestations of this in support of this theory, scenes that could not be taking place in the here and now.”
“Yes.  The Bronzes.  The Bronzes are a frieze which does – emphasis on does – not exist.  There anyway!”
“We may and do – constantly – ask precisely why this temporal phenomenon should be so.  We may indeed ask if it is so. I do not think we question that it could be so.  Is the phenomenon of Kaminua and Asyrion of a different order?  It is the proposition that one may choose to continue one’s terrestrial existence in – what shall we say?  A time bubble, a space out of time where time does not exist.  Again we may say this could so but clearly a more complex and so more questionable  process would be involved, though we may adduce the fact that each of us is – “ She broke into a grin. “ – a part of the bloody Whole extant outside time.  Nonetheless our physical, our corporeal beings are rooted in time and to – clothe our essence in a physicality rendered proof against time is to say, is it not, that the physical form must be generated, created by the essence.  Or at any rate controlled, and this too is not outside the boundaries of what is known to us, or how could we heal?  What else after all is shape-shifting?  We may indeed posit that we choose mortality.”  Sarat realized why she was in lecture mode.  “That Kaminua and Asyrion reached a place where they were capable of making that choice is indeed not wholly outside the bounds of possibility. However, we have been told stories – fed a lot of hooey, as you prefer, that – deliberately? – counter that possibility.  She died of that which Fidub could not heal and he grew old and grief-stricken.”
“I love you,” said Sarat.
She smiled benignly.
“But it is not only to say that, not only to say that the physical form must be generated by the essence.  It is to make profoundly – “ Again she grinned.  “ – profoundly rather than mildly dubious statements about the nature of life and death and time.  And will.  What precisely is it to say? It is to say that the essence after they died was capable of choosing to generate a permanent non-changing physicality and health.  Or is it?  Is it perhaps to say that at some moment, say at the middle age they appear to chosen for eternity, they decided to exchange normal life for that eternity.  I know little of the Denzines.  I may be about to learn a whole lot more.  Principally I refer you to the load of hooey.  If Kaminua had knowledge that they would one day be together for ever, why was he grief-stricken.  I would ask also how Asyrion at middle age could have made that choice when history – for what history is worth – records that she died young, whether or not of ‘that Fidub could not heal’.  A further possibility is of course that they were not Kaminua and Asyrion but Denzine shape-shifters.”
“Baz tried,” said Sarat.  “Baz and Hass.  The conclusion was that if they were not real then the falsity was impenetrable.”
“They’d have to be real good,” said Dill.  “Lastly, and lastly is perhaps most interesting of all, because it applies to the Jumesit, the reality of the phenomena of which is least in doubt, it seems to me the walls of time do not fade when our ancestors were doing anything interesting.  No window is opened onto Narulis’ councils of state.  We do not see Susheela fleeing with her son. I accept of course that had they resolved the matter of Kadun we should not be having this conversation but one would have thought they had either perception or experience to impart. I do not know what to make of that.”
“It may be,” said Sarat.  “No.  Yes!  Possibly.  Can we possibly be shaping that trip?  This is my experience and others may counter it.  We’ve become so used to the – phenomenon we don’t instantly report Susheela brushing her hair!  I have noted that Narulis does not drop in when I’m working.  Oh of course!  It’s only when we switch off our conscious minds that we can see – “
“Oh of course!  It’s there all the time.  All times are now.”
“That is a little dizzying,”: said Sarat.
“A little.  The other thing is that it would seem that of all the emperors only Narulis and Jaizal actually lived in the place.”
“I can’t think why.  Fortuitous.”
 “Fortuitous also that you and Narulis should be taking a break at the same time. Nor do we apparently perceive the day to day work of the palace, the staff, the cooks, the soldiers, the servants.”
“Tell you in a minute,” said Sarat.  “If we go back to the original – proposition – that their existence is their own time is tenable, then  - they are trying to break through to our time.  Is that conceivable?  To the time when something happens which might not have happened yet which happens to be our time?  We know party-tricks take a considerable amount of energy and that particular trick – maybe they never get down to the nitty-gritty because they can’t make the final leap.”
“I like it.  I am not sure I believe a word of it, but I like it!  And depart because it hasn’t happened yet?”
“They were literate!” said Sarat with some irritation.  “If I were just capable of passing through time to convey something to my successors, should I not write it down beforehand and hand it over?”
Dill pealed with laughter.
“Suppose  two – phenomena are indeed the case.  A frieze is not I trust making a frenzied effort to communicate with the future. People are.”
“The Bronzes are a bit more than a mere frieze.  The Bronzes are a frieze which is alive.  It’s a battle scene, warriors in chariots, chargers, and sometimes they laugh at us.  If you wanted to communicate with another time, wouldn’t you make your push where the walls of time were known to be thin? There’s something else.  In purely human terms.  They may not know exactly what they’re doing any more than we do.”
“Or of course,” said Dill, “they might not want to be here at all but end up here because the walls of time etc.”
Sarat burst out laughing.
“At which point they exchange a few commonplaces to be polite and retire to their own time thinking, oh shit, failed again!”
Dill had wrinkled her brow.
“These Bronzes then parallel Kaminua and Asyrion?  They are a moment frozen in time – presumably the battle never ends – and they do not accord with our physics?  Have you assayed them?”
Sarat was still grinning.
“Risk a spear in the ribs…The Star tried to seduce me. I don’t think I told you that.”
“In novels concerning time-travel,” said Dill after a moment, “a big thing is generally made of not changing the past.”
“My point exactly!” said Sarat enthusiastically.  He made wide eyes.  “Suppose you got pregnant!”
“We must talk about that.  She – accepted your argument?”
“She accept my polite decline!”
“I must confess I have never wholly been at one with that point about not changing the past.  It always strikes me as somewhat deterministic – except of course in this case when it is crucial to my well-being!  That is because if the past is co-existent, the past is also now and indeed do we not repeat that like some kind of mantra. 
“As fixed points go,” said Sarat, “it’s a dodo.”
“That – I think – is my point.  If we say they wish to communicate with a particular future, then equally that future – any particular future – our now – must be co-existent with their past.  We can therefore drive ourselves mad thinking that possible futures also are co-existent: they arrive here but it is the wrong future!  What is it you would like them to tell you?:”
“The chair.  Where. When.  How.  You realize we have no proof  she was ever here!”
“About that,” said Dill, “I have theories.  The first emperor and the last (but one)!  You know of course there are stories, Jaizal must have the throne!”  Sarat nodded.  “You know that when you arrived here there was a replica and not a modern one.  And of course you know that Van-senok is implicated in a fashion we have yet to determine.”
But it is long over, thought Sarat.  What - ?
“When each of us sat – hang on. I’m thinking about five things at once.  The uppermost is probably Mel knows.  I don’t mean – he’s an anthropologist.  He must have studied earthpower academically.  Venga’s trip included Behna laughing and saying, but it is long over!  The subject of which was apparently I in wolverine mode on the chair.  Damn!  There’s something there.”  He closed his eyes.  “Space-rock.  Is rock.  Cantilip.  Kai.  What’s in a word?  Earthpower in Harn has nothing to do with earthpower in Kadun.  The – creed of earthpower in VS derives from that damn’ meteorite.”
“That you do not know formed the lake!”
“That’s the one. And Cantilip knows that.  Or guesses.  They came from Sug.  There hasn’t been time.  People haven’t been around for long enough.  Nor do or did I believe Fidub could not heal.  Have you seen me glowing lately?  OK, let’s count the ifs.  If and only if there was indeed a meteorite and if the throne was made of rock from it, then its fall pre-dated Narulis.  If it was something we might identify as radioactive, bearing in mind its physics might be different, then, nonetheless, that – those – emissions – oh.  What you just said.  Something Cho wondered.  Narulis was given a kitten and found it grew into a sabre-tooth the size of a house so he regretfully gave it away to a good home.”
“But  look at her now, placid as a new-born kitten!  Fidub was her home.  Or if you prefer somewhere a few million light-years away.”
“Lending incredibly tenuous support to the meteorite at the bottom of the lake!  Why C-R is a perfectly rational question to which no-one appears to have an answer.  If you really wanted to hide her, you could go much deeper into the trees, not build her a little house. I’m trying to remember what I said in that casual way one says things apparently of purely academic interest!  That we’d assumed peace reigned and Fidub made Narulis a present.  Maybe chaos reigned and they made him a weapon.”
“The Singing Isles,” said Dill.  “I am thinking something that blows my head off.”
They looked at each other.
“The culture of Fidub is earthpower?”
“Now,” said Sarat brightly, “if we just explain how a chair made of incarnate earthpower constitutes a weapon against the Cult we’ve cracked it.” 
“But she must do,” said Dill.  “She is independent of time.”
“How,” repeated Sarat.  Dill was shaking with laughter.  “What’s so funny?”
“I am thinking of Mitch and the Fidubi scam.”
 
“The Great Divide,” said Hass, “is for many reasons such an obvious name.”
“One never thinks it may be symbolic of a greater truth!”
“Did they have plumbing then?” asked Dill..
“Fidub had plumbing.”
“Ah, yes, Fidub,” said Sarat dreamily.  “Theory – Notion – Notion 127 suggests the cataclysm threw Fidub up from the ocean-bed.”
“Meaning the centre of the crater may be somewhere in the middle of the ocean.”
“Which.”
“Which makes it a little hard,” said Dill, “for irtubi to have been scurrying around collecting pieces of space rock.”
“Shards,” said Hass and Sarat at virtually the same time. 
“Bits broke off?” said Dill.
“Why shouldn’t they?” asked Sarat.
“If you’d come light-years through space-time, wouldn’t you be feeling fragile?”
“Earthpower.  Rock-power!  The power of this earth?”
“The problem with that being Harn.”
Dill giggled.
“This empire rocks!  Suppose there is confusion, conflation, isn’t that a good word, of the two?”
“Suppose it was more like a shower,” said Sarat.
“I like it,” said Dill after a minute.  “Not that I’m sure it fits or anything!”
 
“Done for dumping,” muttered Sarat. 
Sarat’s desire to test a hypothesis by putting the chair in the field of flowers was restrained by not wanting anyone to see him do it.  
“There will be a prize,” suggested Dill, “for the most convoluted but plausible story anyone can come up with to seal off the field.”
“Why not sort of tell the truth?” suggested Venga.  “A radioactive meteorite!  A very, very old one,” he added hastily. “Mass panic!  One cannot be too careful.”
“He has led a sheltered life,” said Hass.
“Space rocks,” said Dill, “are like big bucks, man.”
“You mean there’s money in this?” asked Sarat.  “I don’t see a connection.”
“When did you last monitor the meteorite market!”
“I really don’t see a connection!  This is about concealment.”
“Unless it’s about possession,” said Hass.  “If the Cult can use this whatever – and if it knows there are bits of it around – “
“It’s had 600 years to dig up Azt!”
“You remember the throne guards a deeper mystery.”
“How could we forget.”
“Suppose the five-headed monster is on our side!  I mean, suppose it guards whatever.  You know,” he added brightly, “like the werewolves.”
“What happens to the bad guys?” asked Hass.
“Frightened to death,” said Sarat.  He paused. “What I think is we’re going to go on with this until we prove ourselves wrong.  If  we prove ourselves wrong, we’ll have a lot more information to  go on.  Does that make sense?”
“We might,” said Dill, “even have some facts!”
“Optimism is a wonderful thing.”
 “Why,” asked Sarat, “are the supposed tombs of Kaminua and Asyrion in an underground cavern in Ciletij?”
“Been there, done that,” said Venga.  “I didn’t mean – I meant, it wasn’t Ciletij when they – “
“Didn’t die,” finished Hass.
“What,” asked Sarat, “does Cantilip know about the crowns?”
Venga sighed.
“Meaning what do I know?  Very little.  What Van-senok knows…”
“Kai,” recalled Sarat, “is – satisfied whatever Cantilip and Mel are doing is to do with Zani.”
“Somewhat surprising, therefore,” said Hass.
“Indeed.”
“There is of course no absolute binding reason why Zani should not have – could not have – “
“If you were Cantilip – or indeed if you were Mel – might you not describe having discovered Zani roamed around Van-senok as a piece of different puzzle?”
“In your own time,” said Dill.
Sarat turned to her.
“I am truly sorry. “  He made it sound as though he was confessing to murder.  Then he laughed.  “You didn’t grow up in Zur.  Give us a minute on egg-shells.”
“Come, hadin, come, come not alone, come hadin, come?” asked Dill
“There are of course two versions,” sighed Hass.  “School-books and the other.”
“So is there a third?” asked Dill.
“Fourth, fifth, tenth?  Zani became King of Dabida in the year the empire fell apart.”
Hass laughed suddenly
“But the shattering of the empire was not a single instant in time like dropping a cup from an upstairs window.  In other words what chiefly reigned was chaos.”
“But always Fidub,” objected Venga.
“Ah, the great chroniclers,” said Sarat.
“Suppose,” said Venga, “we start from the proposition that the only cats who know what went down are those who were there.  We might then wonder what they told the folks back in Maona-pri.  If ‘there’ was Van-senok, of course.
“We know – we think we know – we might know – Zani didn’t want the Anile throne.  Literally.  Which suggests he sat on it.  Where was it?:
“Or perhaps he didn’t want the crown?” suggested Venga half-jokingly.
“When someone reaches the top of the heap – unless he’s Anile Emperor, of course.  In Dabida, in Fidub, to become Prime Minister – or King – one is informed of certain things.  There are therefore persons who know these things already.”
“When these things are,” said Sarat.
“Exactly,” said Hass.  “When these things are contingency plans in the event of invasion or natural disaster.  When they are other kinds of information, it may be that the passage of time has mangled them in transmission, even if the original version were correct.”
“Volunteer requested,” murmured Sarat grinning.  “I wondered how many days’ hard riding from the Great Gates to Van-senok and that at least we can determine.”
“My understanding,” said Dill, “is that as history measures these things, two weeks out of Zani’s life would not have appeared significant.”
“Before?” asked Hass.  “This was before?  We know – think we know – Jaizal was defeated and Zani withdrew to the south.  Peculiar, certainly, and also very public.  Zani therefore – agreed to defeating Jaizal and already knew he had no interest in the Anile throne. Jaizal’s grip on the empire was – I was going to say tenuous but I think in Var-sega’ in Van-senok non-existent.  There was no empire, only a shell, an entity in people’s minds.”
“An agreement,” said Dill slowly, “an agreement with Var-sega’ with Van-senok that no attempt would be made to maintain the illusion.”
“The first plotter,” said Hass.  “No wonder we’re so good at it.”
“Then of course there’s Carlin,” said Venga.
“Most certainly there is Carlin,” said Sarat, “Carlin which so admirably failed to notice being crossed by an army of invasion.”
“Where have I heard that before?” murmured Venga.
“Oh no, no, no, no,” said Sarat.  “The deal was that he’d save them the trouble.  Of having to fight for their independence.”
“Certainly,” said Hass, “as far as the Houses were concerned, the empire had outlived its purpose.”
“I shall dwell on that,” said Sarat. “When I’m having a bad day, it will lift my spirits.”
“Where have I heard that before?” murmured Venga. “Save them the trouble of having to actually do something.”
 
 
 
“The national mythology,” said Venga. “A simple lad, our Zani, bright, certainly, brave, certainly, but not a – complex character.”
“Ah,” said Dill.  “I wondered where the egg-shells were.”
“I might also observe,” continued Sarat, “that he was probably exceptionally well briefed. To put it another way, PANTHER knew what was really going down in Kadun.”
Dill said: “It really nagged at Mom and Dad.  Why PANTHER allowed the empire to collapse.  If PANTHER were all they are cracked up to be and PANTHER are all they are cracked up to be.”
“Were they?” asked Sarat suddenly, emphasizing the ‘were’.  “Suppose there was something new, something PANTHER couldn’t handle and learned how to handle but by then history had taken over?”
“No Anile heir, no you,” said Dill.
“I hope!”
“That would be a turn-up.”
“He was a kid,” said Venga.  “Probably thought he wouldn’t have a hope.  I mean a real kid, about seven!”
“I think,” said Dill, “we may be – satisfied that the Houses were not hanging on for him to reach maturity.”
“We know that,” said Sarat, “as much as we know anything.  Fidub brought the goodies to defeat the Cult.  If Fidub could not – could and could not – defeat the Cult, then it was business as usual.  Only when All-Kadun became a political entity was there any point.”
“The same point,” said Hass.
:”Oh yes,” said Sarat.  “Mitch and I are loose cannons.”
“I take that point,” said Dill, “but it is surely more complex than that.  There was the pressing need for modernization, for dragging Kadun into line with the rest of the continent.”
“Vastly easier if someone else does all the work.”
 “Someone or ones cleaned out Azt.  Someone or ones killed Jaizal. Someone or ones for most of 600 years kept the Cult down.  I think for the moment we shall leave it open who.  An open mind!”
“Let us start with what we know!” said Venga enthusiastically.
“Who we know,” corrected Sarat.  “Kai.”
It took them a moment to catch on.
“Mel could not have known,” said Hass.
“Known what?”
“Let us take this slowly.  Before he met Cantilip, Mel had a – liaison with Estanzia Morsen’s daughter and would-be Chief Minister of Harn whose – academic enthusiasm is the defeat of the Cult in Harn.”
“Who possibly knows everything there is to know about how Harn became a democracy and possibly has been fed an alternative history like the rest of us.”
“And – possibly – told Mel something neither of them thought remotely significant at the time?”
“Eight years later – “
“Oh no, no, no, more like eight months.”
 “And who else knows about the history of Harn?  Why, Mel’s friend Kyse.”
“Whom we all adore.”
“We all adore Kai.  It remains a – curiosity.”
Hass sighed.
“My sons have paired with irtubi!  They wish to restore the Anile throne!  I know Tar is super-cool.  Couldn’t he have pretended to be surprised?  I am remembering – when we thought Bal should urgently get to know and love us, we told him Fidub wants them screwed and we’re the screw-drivers.  If Mel knew anything before he went to the City, Tar told him.  I remember also – the – urgency with which he wished Tar to know about Cantilip.”
“And things,” said Sarat.
“Certainly things!”
“When we are children,” said Dill, “when we are young people, we go to school.”  She smiled.  “Occasionally.  If we are good students, we learn history.  I liked history.  Only – “ The smile grew broader.  “They have us over a barrel because we are just starting our journey into the other matter when we are just finishing our schooling and unless we investigate a particular aspect most extraordinarily thoroughly we not perceive that the two histories do not always tell the same story.  In this case there are three histories.”  She looked around.  “You are listening intently.  That is good.”
Venga grinned.
“Dare I ask it!”
“Do I consciously imitate Mitch?  Half and half.  I enjoy imitating Mitch. We learn that the fall of High Harn was an on-going process.  We learn that initially the extremity, the bestiality of the Cult sparked rebellion among its very adepts who nonetheless retained some spark of humanity and curtailed its more obscene practices.  And those two histories mesh for assuredly only adepts of some kind could withstand. We learn further, hard though it is to believe, that the City is the core of an ancient civilization on the eastern seaboard, far from High Harn, and that when their more local practices had been reined in, High Harn sought not exactly empire but dominion and spread eastwards and there they were stopped.  What does this spell?”
“D-E-N-Z – “
“You are correct.”
“PANTHER learned from the Denzines?”
Dill giggled.
“You are probably correct.  Mitch refers to my education as being carted about the continent.  That should be continents, of course.  Until the modern age, the Age of Communication, Var-segan was as remote from Azt as from the City, indeed as humans measure distance the City is closer, and we are sea-faring people.  I do not know that a piece of water was endowed with any great significance.  If you say it was possible to drown in storms, I do not know that there was any greater risk of that than of having one’s throat cut or worse riding to Azt. You will recall I ended up in Zur but by far the majority of my schooling was in the City or in Var-segan.
“One way traffic not,” suggested Sarat.
“Harni are not unfamiliar with Var-sega’.  But do we not see something plain bizarre?”
“Such as why you are approaching this in a roundabout fashion?” asked Venga.
“I merely assess the facts.”
“When are we talking about?” asked Sarat.
She looked at him approvingly.
“And what is missing from this history?”
“Earthpower.  If this is Cantilip’s jig-saw, I can only empathize”
 “The City, the City-state it governed, did not extend the length of the coast.  The knowledge there was land on the other side of the water we may assume did.”
“So the Cult arrived in Kadun and again spread east, north and east.  If we plot their course, we observe three things.  1) they stayed north of the Great Divide, 2) they stayed west of at least that part of Carlin in which a certain field is to be found, 3) there was a multitude of contact between Carlin and Fidub along that eastern seaboard, as at least one of us undoubtedly knows. Azt in those times was itself some kind of a city-state, ruling a surrounding territory the borders of which were ill-defined.  It did not, however, represent any notable attempt at civilization and so we may imagine the Cult found it fertile soil.”
“Has anyone got a map?” asked Venga.  “I try to visualize the ancient world.  A few centres of trade, of arts and a great deal of almost nothing in between.”
“In my bag,” said Dill.  “Netbook not aged parchment!”
“Quicker to draw it,” said Sarat.  “It needs to be blank.”
“Nearly blank,” said Hass.
Sarat reached into the drawer of the coffee-table and produced a piece of letterhead.
“How appropriate…:”  He turned it over. 
“OK.  Spheres of influence.”
“Or we could just talk to Fugitry,” said Hass.
Sarat grinned.
“I want answers.  Now.  Has anyone ever tried that?”
“Anyone,” said Venga, “is not the Anile emperor.”
“Of course,” said Hass, “:if they wanted us to know, they could have told us.”
“Denzine involvement in Van-senok, that’s our theme?”
“The Denzines put her in Van-senok?”
“Let’s take this slowly.  The convulsions in Kadun came to the attention of our little friends across the water.”
“Back a step.  If earthpower defeated the Cult in the west, then there was no need for Narulis, therefore the Denzines defeated the Cult in the west.  Discuss.  Or of course there was no need for Narulis.”
“I strive,” said Sarat, “to be kind, to be generous.  Kindness and generosity dictate that I believe that no-one knows the full story, only all the stories have not been put together. Oh yeah.”
“I have never seen a good moment to introduce this into the dialogue,” said Dill.  ‘The meaning of ‘anile’.
Venga chortled.
“But it sounds so good!  It was the name given Narulis by the Cult and it stuck.”
“No smoke without fire?” suggested Hass.
“An insinuation the real work was done by the Denzines?”
“I should think more subtle,:” said Sarat.  “Not flattering, but more subtle.  Narulis did the spade-work.  The Denzines had the understanding.”
He ferreted in the drawer for a pen and to his surprise emerged clutching a fountain-pen.  “So this is where I inscribe decrees?”  He uncapped it and tried it out.  It worked, so he sketched out a couple of continents. 
“OK.  Deel, the site of High Harn.  Enbahaluk over there somewhere.  Simaluk down below….”
“Mel talked to Fugitry,” sighed Hass.  “Fugitry told him to remember the Mossai Wars.”
Dill smirked.
“Mom would be real proud of me.  The Mossai Wars  were a struggle between two cousins, whose names it will astonish you were Enbah and Sima for governance of a single territory, ending in the division we see today.”  She stopped suddenly.
“Oh dear,” said Venga.
“I do not envisage war with Dabida,” said Sarat drily.
“You know they talk in metaphors,” said Hass.  “Suppose the ‘single territory’, metaphorically speaking, is Van-senok.”  He paused.  “Are we avoiding saying we keep coming back to Mel?”
“And the ‘governance’ is – that’s absurd!  No-one wants to – eradicate earthpower.  Even if that were possible.”
 “Metaphor, metaphor, metaphor. The indigenous culture of Kadun.  Suppose we’ve got a few things wrong.  The Anile Court turned rotten.  That wasn’t because – “  He burst out laughing.  “Could have been something in the drinking-water, could indeed.  But if you are earthpower watching the whole thing go down the tubes, you think the flaw is in Fidub   But the culture of Fidub is earthpower.”
The guys stared.
“Worked that out ages ago,” yawned Dill.  “It is my thinking that we in Kadun should launch our own space programme,  Earthpower I, Earthpower 2, Earthpower 3, in order to make certain people sweat a little, for assuredly there appear to be three distinct bodies of thought under the same name, and I should say also there is deliberate attempt to confuse the three. . I and 2 both originate in the idea of a creator or creatrice.  Mark I holds that the power of the earth is limitless, being that which pushes up mountains and creates rivers and that that is the physical manifestation of the power of a creator distinct from the earth itself, which or whom assuredly no human can constrain.  Mark 2 often appears in what is at least in appearance a trivialized, a castrated – a most inappropriate word! – form.  In this version it is the earth that is the creatrice – the goddess – and the sentience of the earth gives life to that which we more normally consider as living.  As I say, the trivialized form may appear as look at all the pretty flowers.  In your Singing Isles – hence I may say Fidub’s insufferably high opinion of herself – “ Venga pretended to smother a grin and Hass murmured something about disassociating oneself.  “ – the case is different.  The story is, is it not, that Fidub has kept her people sufficiently elevated in consciousness not to produce a human smog that crushes the music from the singing earth – “
Sarat might have been heard to mutter something about nobody believes exactly that.
“I have been to Fidub!  I cannot doubt the music.  I can, however, as can everyone with half a brain, doubt the explanation.  Or else this planet is even more extraordinary, Exhibit A of course being Jaaba Sen..  Concerning the emanations from the soil of Fidub I grant you and I have read widely on this matter that no-one else has a better explanation, not least of the phenomenon, grudgingly attested to throughout known history, that the bad guys do not feel comfortable in or perhaps on is a better word the Isles, their feet hurt.  What might seem a simple medical condition vanishes when they catch the ferry.  There are for the moment – I may think of more – two things to be said about this phenomenon.   One is that this group of islands is surely geologically odd – yes, I am aware that geophysicists have failed to detect any oddity.  The other is the take on the nature of the earth, which is here not all-powerful but subject to the life that inhabits it.  Here the earth is vulnerable,but the vulnerability is not – NoZone notwithstanding – vulnerability to pollutants but vulnerability to the emanations of the human mind and this is the root of the concept of the Whole..    This is a fundamental difference and interesting!  In Mark One and Mark Two the human consciousness aligns itself with the power of the earth If you ask what older adepts of earthpower could do to defend themselves against the Cult – that defence I gather that Cantilip side-steps by appearing in dryad form – you really do not want to know.   If you do want to know, they entered their minds and conveyed the experience of being eaten alive, together with being severely mauled, usually by bears. – “
“Do look at all the pretty flowers,” murmured Hass.
“Among, therefore, the truckloads of hooey we are being fed is the concept earthpower could not defend Kadun – among, therefore, the histories we re-assess is precisely what Narulis achieved in Kadun.”
:”One feels quite faint,” said Venga.
“The power harnessed,: contributed Hass, “was – therefore – the power of the earth.”
“Just so and that power does not have a – morality attached.  As we know non-human animals are not kind to their prey, they do not have a code of humane slaughter.”
“Into this tripped Fidub,” said Sarat.  “So Fidub said the power of the universe is love – and earthpower laughed in her face?”
“We have to ask why this power is called love. 
 
 ....
Shav’s faith in me is touching, but Maya was not pregnant.  If you like, I froze.  Of course I did nothing of the kind.  I was simply entirely absent from the world.  One might think Shav would understand that but then why should she.  It is not a conversation-piece and I have never discussed it with her or anyone except Hass and Dill.  You may say I went too far.  I do not intend to discuss it now.  Or only obliquely. 
I have told Dad that all his grand-children – we now have two – are alive and well.
I do not think in tram-lines!  Usually. It filtered through to me that Fal was at that damned place on the Leolisle.  As you know, the trend of our thinking was that the older generation did not want us to know.  It took Dill to point out that, were we to gather assorted members of that older generation, hand them slips of paper and demand they summarize this Matter of Kadun, we might get unexpected answers.  It suddenly seemed blindingly obvious to us that, if anyone knew exactly what was going on on this continent, the shrine did.  We took ourselves off to M-P.  Dill was fixated with the shrine.  She mailed Mitch and Karula: my education which you have rightly described as being carted about the planet nonetheless managed to encompass the cultural beacons of our continent – I thought.  You did not take me to the shrine at Maona-Pri.  That is neglect, child-abuse. Go there!  It is literally out of this world.
A slightly bemused Mitch mailed back: you’re in Fidub, honey?
Dill of course knowing these were not quite Mitch’s perceptions replied: Am I not Anile empress!  The spiritual home of the Anile throne!

Taja asked: “Do you trust us?”
Dill said: “To wish no ill?  Of course.  But might you not think to deter ill?”
Taja laughed.
I said: “I have known these guys a very long time.  They taught us, among other things, why not to lie.” 
“To create a false reality,” mused Dill.  “To send people on a wild-goose chase?”
I looked at Taja
“On the other hand,” I said, “I know from experience that questions they do not wish to answer they simply ignore.  I might say, just thinking aloud here, that that was within the context of the – selection-board, that the victim was to be kept deprived of information – that rings a bell, does it not.  Does that not also send people on a wild-goose chase?   I might also say I asked why I should answer their more personal questions and in fact did not.  I now see I was not actually asked the details.  What is the difference between a wrong assumption and an educated guess?”
We are going to discuss the principles here.  We are not going to dig into what precisely I am talking about.  Taja smiled a little too gently. 
“That’s an easy one,” said Dill.  “An educated guess is based on limited knowledge of the facts.  An assumption is based on belief.” 
At some point, not this visit, I am going to have to talk to Taja alone.  Why not this visit?
At some point I am going to have to talk to my father.
I thought: they never did spell out the precise inner and eso qualities required of the Anile emperor.
I said: “You put me through the wringer.  As I recall, you never did spell out precisely why.  What, may I ask at this late date, were you looking for?”
“Could you do the job,” said Taja blandly.
“Which one?”
“Are they separate?”
“They began that way.  I once described the situation in which we found ourselves as sent to reduce the number of single parents without any knowledge of biology.”
“Oh dear,” said Taja.
“Given my stay here was before Mitch, before Cantilip, though certainly after both Marula and Cantilip had made overtures – long before Ciletij.  The chair was safely in Ciletij?  Short of a special forces raid - ?  It seemed extremely unlikely I should ever sit on her.  Something may be slithering into place.  You didn’t want to alert me to this Matter of Kadun but you wanted to be sure I could cope if it introduced itself. “
“It was an enormous shock when you went to Casin-ruhn.”
“You thought it was a shock.”
“You knew?” asked Dill.
“We knew something.”
“What did you know?”
“That the tomb of Kaminua and Asyrion is protected from intrusion by the Denzines.”
“They are,” I said after a moment, “I take it, thoroughly dead.”
“We think so.  We are not sure.  Sarat, we understand certain principles.  How these may be manifest.”
“I think they were Denzine shape-shifters,” said Dill.  “It is ingrained on our little irtubi hearts – those of us who have a fondness for history, at least – that Kaminua died grief-stricken.  Now why would he do that?”
Taja shot her a broad grin.
“A lot of things,” I said.  “The tomb?  I.  Oh.  Where are they actually buried?”
“A sustained assault on perception,” said Dill.  “By the time your efficient little brain had broken free sufficiently to grasp that there weren’t actually any bodies you were talking to them.”
I burst out laughing, to the apparent surprise of my solemn-looking audience.
“Naturally the bodies they died in so to speak were the ones they were wearing.  So to speak. We got to the story from the circlets, so let’s make it a really good one, but the – what, memories, perceptions in – from the crowns, while intense – while in fact devastating to a poor unsuspecting lad from Fidub – nonetheless belong in the same dimension as Karula’s magic scissors.  Which she indeed found pretty devastating.”
 Taja looked  puzzled. So unfortunately did Dill.  Somehow she’d missed Mom’s magic scissors.  I explained.
“Oh Mom!  I guess – I guess I shall make the understatement of the millennium.  Nobody quite knew what they’d signed up for.”
“The trips,” I said, “are – are an image of reality, but have all the solid factual content of Kar’s Toons. Cantilip said what was being screamed at us is everything is whole.”
Dill said: “The crowns are fake.”
I felt a bit shocked, then said: “Of course!”
“You’ve lost me,” said Taja.
“If,” said Dill, “we are to assume from what shall we say the circumstantial evidence that the chair and the crowns are made from the same peculiar material leading the human mind to strange places and which is also in some sense sentient, there is no reason to suppose that any particular – revelation would result.”
I said suddenly: “A silver coronet above a silver chair.  I wonder what happens if one wears the coronet while sitting on the chair!”
“I think that is important,” said Taja, rather glumly.  “Why, I  don’t know!  You know of course that in Cult imagery Death always wears a silver crown.”
“The message,” said Dill, “to our sensitive, upright and not least verdant young hero is undoubtedly leave this place alone.  But if the tomb had already been tampered with?”
“Don’t forget,” I sighed, “the throne guards a deeper mystery.”
“Does it indeed!”  said Taja.
“Such as the tomb,” I sighed.  “The problem is, had the special effects department left well alone, we should probably have simply removed the chair and not discovered the tomb.  Since I removed the chair anyway. 1) I they directed our attention to the slab.  2) Hass said you must open it and we PK’d but is that exactly normal? We’d already decided, we already knew at some level the wolverine was Kaminua, we already ‘knew’ there were no bodies.  The wolverine was Kaminua?”
“Many cultures,” said Taja with a nearly straight face, “believe in some form of reincarnation.”
“Something of a come-down,” said Dill.  But if the wolverine was Kaminua, why shouldn’t Kaminua have been Kaminua!”
“That is a rather large question,” said Taja.
“It was not exactly normal,” said Dill, “to assume the wolverine was Kaminua.”
“What’s a thousand years between friends?  Why focus my attention on a rotting shack on the edge of a northern lake where for reasons best known to themselves Van-senok decided to dump the chair.”
“Because you are Anile emperor?” said Taja.
“Could there be,” wondered Dill, “not sure, two – factions here?  Different aims.  His biggest problem is he wants to go back unannounced and he can’t.”
“I should not advise it,” said Taja.  “We could.”
“I do not want to be responsible for ‘accidental’ death!”
But Dill was quicker
“An archaeological expedition?”
I grinned.
“Can there be minds here less readily screwed than mine?”
Taja grinned back.
“Oh I think so.  Did you remember your lessons?”
“It was friendly fire,” I said.  “In other words no.   In fairness to me, to all of us, it was a different order of reality from anything we had been taught to handle.  There were these bats, these shaft of light. It was like walking into an enchantment.”
“I suspect,” said Taja, “that is exactly what it was.” 
“Geological,” said Dill.  We did a lot of filling in.
“Do you still have a forge here?”  I asked.  “Metal-workers?”
Taja gave a quick bellow of laughter. 
“You made her.  Alas, not you personally.  Would it be too much to hope that you knew why?”
“If we posit for a moment,” said Dill, “that Kaminua was Kaminua, though I do not believe it, is that not a strange place to spend eternity?  Of course it’s out of the way, not many casual visitors.”
Taja gave a small frown.
“There are two possibilities.  The first is that the location has particular properties making it the only place that particular trick may be performed.  Let us say that is not totally outside the bounds of possibility, given this Matter of Kadun.  The second is that the location is of such overwhelming personal importance as to make freezing winds of minor significance.  Of course I am a southerner!”
“It was where Asyrion died, but since she didn’t, within the context of the fairy-story.”
“But the chair is gone.”
“The throne guards a deeper mystery.”
“Still in free-thought. Perhaps your claiming of the chair.  If I may summarize.  – “ He laughed.  “The licit heir took possession of the Anile throne.  Not a great deal to work with.”
“Once he had the chair,” said Dill, “he would learn something, which required a considerable display of amateur dramatics, either to explain or to pretend to explain to deflect attention from the actual mystery.”
“Only either I didn’t or I’m too stupid to see that I did.”
“Or,” said Dill, “you haven’t asked her.”
“The intensity of our union on the chair.  I haven’t sat since Maya died.”
Taja asked: “Have you shown Dill the Utmost Isle?”
WTF?
“An – image of reality, the factual content of which?”
“Everything is whole,” said Taja.
“Sorg,” I said.  “I know you can’t tell other people’s stories, but I know you talked to Fal. There’s – there’s a parallel with Kaminua.  Yes, no, maybe.  One – one could argue that in a parallel universe, an alternative reality, he didn’t die.   Sorg, I mean.  But he seemed to Fal, to me – I talked to him – a – ghost.  But the overwhelming reality of his death to Fal - could she have shaped that trip?  Or did he seem – ethereal because – because that parallel universe did not – query, query cannot fully – materialize.  But in the Jumesit, it’s linear.  Are there two things going on here?  We can’t cope with one!”
“Oh,” said Dill, as she grasped what I was groping towards.
“That seems an appropriate response,” said Taja.  He laughed.  “I suppose you didn’t ask what time it was.”
“That does not compute,” said Dill.  “All mod cons.  Let us be imaginative!  In an alternative history, after the Rape Kaminua abdicated and decided to live out his days with his beloved Asyrion, who did not die, at the site of a – defining event.  On top of their tomb.”
“But everything is whole.  If everything is whole, then – one could argue – two realities do not merely co-exist, but are fused.”
“I think I may tell you,” said Taja, “that Falita had an experience she described as a time-slip for want of a better term, in the garden of the retreat.  It seemed to her that Sorg was standing over her.  It made her rather cross, for of course there is no past, present, or future in this universe in which that is possible.”
“The – “ I said.
“My chief problem with that,” said Dill, “is that it happened in Fidub.”
“The water, he said with a sort of delirious leer.  But then the whole of Carlin. But then Fal’s problem is that she is ragingly eso.”
How is everything whole?  How in this very normal situation, part of the human condition, does it not jar, clash to take Dill to see the light-house?   A super-imposing?  A betrayal?  Message received loud and clear:  Maya cannot constrain my life.  But that is absurd.  We live in the same rooms.  We sleep in the same bed.  We go a thousand places daily.  Only there are – what? Peaks?  Peaks I do not re-ascend.  Ah, that peak where everything is whole!
“Taja, may I invite you to Azt for the total Jumesit experience!”  And just possibly to hold the little boy’s hand when he once again plants his delicate backside on the Anile throne.
Who said - ?  Maya, who else.  You don’t have to do everything on your own.  But I did.  Did and didn’t.  But I have.  Have and haven’t.  The buck stops here.  Perhaps not with this Matter of Kadun.  Or of course that is meaning of being Anile emperor.
Of course the block is sitting with Dill.
“I should be delighted!” Taja was saying. 
“Come back with us,” Dill said.
“Do I?” I asked of anyone who happened to be around, “to what extent do I – what Dill said earlier.  We none of us actually signed up for the Matter of Kadun.  Main drainage!  Waterways.  Gee, guys, everything is whole.”
“You are at heart a scientist,” said Taja.
“And it shows!”  At some point I have to talk to Essa.  Did we not say we wish to cleanse the sewers of Azt!  “We have all learned – people may suddenly cease to be around.  But that is not true of those in Fidub.” 
“Including ourselves,” said Dill.  “That is not a pressure?  He does so hate to leave a job half-done.”
“If – a very long time ago, Baz forced me – I have been murdered.  I am drawing my last breath.  Was it worth it?  I should hate, I said, it to be before I had achieved something.” I could see Taja was wondering where this was going.  As if I knew.  I laughed suddenly.  “I may be trying to assess my level of responsibility in terms of the universe or universes, of which there may be many. The – that which we – lump together as the Matter of Kadun exists and will continue to exist.  It is not a mystery to itself.  I – opened a door.  I wasn’t looking for anything.  I think what I said before.  Nobody expected that I’d get Ciletij on board.  But it was the only way.  Well, it wasn’t, theoretically.” 
Taja was chuckling.
“Mel, you fucktard, you’ve taken the continent to war.”
“Oh no,” I said, “they’re on our side.”
Dill asked: “Who is’nobody’ in that sentence?”
“Until I went to G-T, only I, Maya, Hass, Venga, Cantilip, Mel, Mitch and Karula knew exactly what I wanted to happen.”
“In exchange for the chair?” asked Taja.
“It occurred to me.”
“Cantilip is the key,” said Dill.  “Have we said that before?”
“Oh yes,” I said.  “But are we right?”
“Venga?”
“I really hesitate to say this,” said Dill, “knowing as I do that you and Hass are not merely brothers but – “ She grinned.  “ – one flesh.”
“It’s occurred to me,” I said. 
“Let us not call it an ulterior motive.  Let us call it perhaps – someone who knows something needs to be around when the shit hits the fan.”
“That suggests I have to do something.”
“How alien, how out of character.  Maybe he doesn’t know what it is either.  Once the door is opened, we do not know what is on the other side.”
“Sounds like one of those spooky horror movies.”
“Then of course there is Mel.  What I note is that the Denzines are apparently in this up to their necks, yet no-one boards a flight to the City and says hey guys, what’s going down.  There is a marked absence of the pooling of information, hands across the sea, are we not all one happy family united against a common foe.”  Taja chortled.  Possibly even guffawed.  “I have gathered - remember I lived on the hill, though alas any secrets possessed by Mel and Cantilip remained wholly opaque – that Mel and Fugitry remain in contact.  I did not know Fugitry was Mel’s mentor.  I have also gathered that answers to direct questions are so oblique as to be wholly opaque.  Nonetheless, it seems to me these guys are real practical – “
“She enjoys imitating Mitch,” I muttered.
“Real practical,” repeated Dill with relish, “when it comes to defending whatever they are defending.”
“The Denzines,” said Taja, then stopped.  “I was about to say live in another universe.  As one does.”
“They came from a planet called Sug?” asked Dill.  We stared.  “Further, I gather they established the Schools.  That is in its way a markedly practical endeavour.”
“An answer so oblique as to be wholly opaque,” mused Taja.  “I am wondering something rather different.  Perhaps it matters who asks the question, like putting the right key in the lock.”
“And the time of the next flight to the City?  I didn’t ask anything.”
“Perhaps you did,” said Dill.  “Obliquely!  Who/what is the Anile emperor?”  She turned to Taja.  “Is there any record here of Denzine engagement with Narulis?”
“None I know of.  History tells that was our gig.  History may of course lie.”
“OK, now we know who was Narulis, a fine upstanding son of Fidub.  This is not the Matter of Narulis, this is the Matter of Kadun.  Let us posit – always entertaining among consenting adults – the Matter of Kadun, which is intrinsic to Kadun, which one may say is rooted in the soil of Kadun, or at any rate its rivers, pre-dated Narulis.  Have you records of previous Fidubi engagement in Kadun?”
“Yes, but nothing of substance.  Sailor sees land.  Sailor grateful for fresh water and fresh food.  Sailor  goes away again.”
“You guys have always roamed the oceans.  And the natives were friendly?”
“It seems so.”
“After all, our indigenous culture is earthpower, just like Fidub.”
I was glad I was looking at Taja at just that minute.
“Sssh,” he said, “don’t tell everyone!”  His eyes were dancing.
“That of course is the true Fidubi scam. Is it not interesting how the esoteric world  and the exoteric world mirror each other?”
“Don’t hold back,” I said.  “Tell him what the Fidubi scam is.”
“When the empire was good, it was Fidubi.  When it was bad, it was irtubi.  Who calls Jaizal Fidubi?”
“Owww!” said Taja.
“Think they own the damn’ continent,” I said. 
“That at least we have overcome.  Many things have been overcome,” said Dill.  “Convincing Micheal ban-sarndit-vaq, my future lord of Var-sega’, that Fidub had no imperial ambition here.”
“I should imagine being president helps.”
“I do not think anyone thinks of Sarat as Fidubi.” Taja smiled to himself.  I wondered if he was thinking of Fal.  “Now, let us continue to posit.  Earth-power is a trifle more than enthusiasm for trees, and indeed one only has to listen to Cantilip to be convinced that among many loads of hooey is that the poor tree-hugging irtubi had no means of fighting the Cult and Narulis saved us.  So why did they make him emperor and indeed one may continue to the present day.  The problem with the foundation, the core, the DNA of Sarat’s determination to save us is that it is absolute balderdash. What does this mean?”
“Do tell,” said Taja.  “I am enjoying this.”
“Grrr,” I said.
“I put it to you, gentlemen, positing as we are, that it means a decision was taken that earthpower could not be unleashed because – here I surrender, gracefully, I trust – of this Matter of Kadun, because it would awaken, dot, dot, dot.  Possibly because true earthpower and by that I mean power, not the beliefs of peasants that the after-life is a field of flowers, is this Matter of Kadun.  I would think – a lot of things.  The Isles of course sing.  There must a connection, a stratum.  The geology of Dabida and Vasucula and indeed Ciletij appears tediously normal.  I note in this respect the – ancestral aversion to the other matter which prevails in Ciletij and which perhaps pre-dates the Rape. They claim they are a rational people.  My father is a rationalist.  It is different, He is not afraid of the unknown.  He merely prefers to leave it others.   I would think that many centuries before Narulis Fidub learned from Kadun.  Or let us be geographically exact.  From Carlin.   I would suggest that Narulis was crowned emperor because it was clear to those in Kadun who knew about such things that Fidub had found a way to use earth-power without – whatever is the barrier.”
“Are you always like this?” asked Taja.
I looked smug.
“Alas, I haven’t finished,” said Dill. “Sarat has posited that there is something buried under Azt which brings us to our delectable Venga,  aka my lord of Fas-sigree, given that he is eban-tole.  Five kingdoms did not unite under the imperial crown.  Four kingdoms united and occupation of Fas-sigree was ceded to the emperor, a fit custodian?  The stewardship continued nominally – the guys who deal with the drains – but the line is said to have died out.” Pause.  “Mitch tried quite hard to discern the precise agenda.  I really know nothing about the guy bar what I see and hear.  Perhaps you know more?”
“We tried very hard,” said Taja.  “The story holds.”
“And what is that story?”
“He went to the basket-weavers, same as As,” I said.  . 
“The what?”
“Simtian Lye!”  Posh progressive school, tendency to arts and crafts. “Sorg called it the basket-weavers. Missed As by some years, of course.  Mummy’s arty circle  - she’s a poet – was rebellious if not openly (or covertly) resistant.  By the time he was 17 he’d hooked up with Kadun PANTHER.  On to the Collegium in Azt.  Stuck it out – unlike As, but then he had a clearly defined aim: resistance. He became a handyman.  All those arts and crafts.  Education for life.”
“We loved this bit,” said Taja.  “His story was he was a student with a minute private income.  Since he detested dry bread, he needed to earn some jam. Since it seems he is very good with his hands, he had no shortage of the small jobs that people always need doing, putting shelves up, cutting hedges, creosoting the shed.  Broadly, as you know, in pre-revolutionary Kadun, the further from Azt you were, the less bureaucracy you encountered as local officialdom tended to take their cue from the emperor’s stewards, though of course it was not a good idea to draw oneself to the attention of local officialdom in case those higher up the tree took note.  Cutting hedges was not deemed a seditious act even in Kadun, but he was banged up for being of no fixed abode – he always gave his parents’ address and some officious copper didn’t think that counted in the middle of Var-sega’, indeed.  So he PK’d his way out in the middle of the night, which made it a little hard to get out the creosote next morning.  He vanished into Van-senok.”
“Then he went to Casin-ruhn with Cantilip and his life was never the same again!  He says -  they both say – they really didn’t expect anything to happen, but it threw him and he had the sense to know there was only one person to talk to about it and that was Cho.  Only he never got there!  Since sitting under the stars contemplating the universe wasn’t on in V-S, he crossed the border and took up with the Morag-Fahdi.  And there he met Hass.  Nobody – the H-W tried pretty hard too – has been able to prove that was anything other than what he said it was: rampant curiosity!  He was with one troop of M-F, Hass was with another.  The M-F talk to each other.  He knew who Hass’s best mate was.  What better approach?  How better to gauge?  His experience on the chair was distinctly multi-dimensional.  It just isn’t the sort of thing you bring up in casual conversation and – yes, even Venga can be embarrassed!  Shy, even.  Of telling Cho Cho’s chair had told Venga  he Cho had to retake Kadun.  That’s what it boiled down to.  His – perception sitting under the stars were that Kadun had gone downhill ever since the theft of the chair.  If you grew up where he grew up there isn’t a lot of opportunity for the more abstruse kind of historical research, which of course is the other reason he headed south.  He badly needed information.  He found us.”
“He shared that perception with Cantilip.  Clearly she cannot be embarrassed.  Ah well, if we just grasp why V-S stole the chair, we’ve hacked it.  Could it perhaps connect – it must somehow connect – with the Rape, with what we said earlier about the unleashing of earthpower.  Their perception must have been that she was too dangerous.  That of course goes back to what Cho said.  You take in a stray kitten and she turns into a sabre-tooth.  But Fidub would not have created a kitten.  Something changed, something was revealed at the time of the Rape.”
“Or of course,” I said, “V-S put her there, rightly or wrongly, to sort what was going down in their neck of the woods.  It must have been with Kaminua’s consent.  Take back stole!”
“It would follow from that,” said Dill drily, “that, though I trust the years have attenuated it, what is going down is going to blow.”
“Then something changed again – oh no, of course.  Indeed something changed.  The chair was no longer in V-S.  It was not on the cards that Ciletij would give it me.  In which case the whole thing was some kind of damage limitation exercise, which makes no sense at all.”
“Venga wanted you to have the chair.  Cantilip wanted you to be Anile emperor.  Different.  But Cantilip knew you wanted Ciletij in on the act.”
“I said,” I said, shaking my head, “I said, do I destroy this!  Of course it makes sense!  I was supposed to be so over-awed I’d leave her there.  Hey, he’s an outer and exo young guy, what does he want with a historic relic!  The one thing they didn’t expect was I’d recognize special-effects, not that I did – I mean, ha, sir, you are unmasked! wasn’t on the agenda.  The experience  - when these fiends were training me, there was a gig – I was here and my mind told me I was in the Saa’nda Senta.  I was in one very real, very physical place or the other.  But at Casin-ruhn – suppose there were three realities fused. There’s a derelict shack.  There’s – perhaps – how it looked once when it was new and freshly painted – raising the question why, whose home? -  there’s the con that that’s its –transcendental, eternal appearance (perhaps) and there’s filling it with people to make it more real.”
“That’s four.  Have these people had any training in the stage?”
“Surrender to the dream.  The other point  - it was aimed at Hass, wasn’t it.  I was supposed to be a eso nonentity. You can’t say they didn’t pick the theme, but on the other hand the set was tailor-made.  Of course he wanted to believe, we both did, but the really eso people I know well – have known. Dill,  Hass, Maya are were quite irritatingly practical and matter-of-fact.”
Taja pretended not to cast a highly speculative glance at Dill, who said, “Since he is irritatingly practical and matter-of-fact himself, he gets on well with us.”
 “The other thing of course,” mused Taja, “is that you were too damned busy afterwards to think about ultimate realities.  That they could bank on. What did you do with the experience, mentally?”
“It was like a particularly powerful dream.  It didn’t have anything to do with 857 emails an hour.”  Taja made a choking sound.  “Would PANTHER lie!  They counted them at one point.  Not, you understand, every hour.  Not all requiring action.  Fair number of kids saying like wow!  More staid persons:  Sir, this is a great day for Kadun.  Or alternatively not.  All requiring reading and some kind of response.  It was at the bottom of the to-do list, next to sitting on the Anile throne.  That’s just  a little embarrassing with hindsight.  I didn’t sit on her at C-R, partly because that seat was already taken, partly because we were there courtesy of the armed forces of our noble allies and to fling myself down and carol, Mine, all mine!  seemed – impolitic.  Venga had told me about his trip, which at least had the merit of being fairly anodyne, in a sense, anyway.  I’m afraid I stupidly thought that’s what she does.  If ever I wanted a vacation, a relaxing cruise through the universe… She was crated up and flown to Azt and put in the basement of the Imperial.   Then we moved to the Jumesit.  I was wandering around in mine all mine mood.  Not only am I Anile emperor, I have a throne to show for it.  There is, you know, a throne room and there she had been ceremoniously placed, my very own kitchen chair.  I sat on her, mildly curious.  Time and space dissolved, as it does.  I have mentioned my frame of mind.  It was only long after I realized that the deeper levels shaped everyone’s trips.  I was on Dad’s boat, apparently alone, and apparently in the middle of the ocean.  Oh, the symbolism!  I looked over the side.  There didn’t seem to be any sharks.   Then there was bustle and the ship was full of lean weathered Fidubi. Most of them wore breeches and broad-brimmed hats.  I did not think the time was now.  I saw distant lights, two long, three short, one long, one short, two long, three short and I knew it was the lighthouse on the Utmost Isle.  Land ho, Captain! shouted one of the sailors.  Home at last, said Narulis.  Brig admonished him and he laughed.  You tease, allowed Brig.  Is not Fidub all our homes?  he asked, but Cho said: Then Kadun must rule Fidub. Somewhat uncomfortable and pragmatically largely senseless, like the rest of it!  My first thought was of you guys here at the shrine who were supposed to have prepared me for being Anile emperor.  Then I thought: think of it as having been given a tool-set.  I don’t know what I have to do but I have a wide range of equipment…. I ran through what you taught me and frankly it didn’t seem to help.  When Maya came in, I asked her to sit and – she didn’t have a comforting experience, either. By this time I was fairly pissed off.  We paid a lightning visit to Cho, who fed me some gobbledy-gook about the myth of a five-headed monster, I suppose to see how I’d react.  When we’d calmed down a bit, we did absorb that – bar stray Vengas and  I guess the odd Ciletij woodsman – it had been a thousand, as in one-zero-zero-zero,  years since anyone had sat on her, so first-hand accounts were not readily to hand.”
“Oh really,” said Dill.
“Certainly the first-hand accounts bit,” said Taja.
“Van-senok’s private line to the cosmos?   What possible use- ?”
“The lady is sentient,” said Dill.  “Not in a way we understand, this is true, but what is happening when one sits is in some sense an interaction of minds.  May it not then be said that it is possible to learn how to communicate with her?”
“It may, but in that case why wasn’t she hidden in the basement!  That’s question 493,” I said to Taja.  “Why did Van-senok give the empire’s northern coast to Ciletij?”
“Superficial answer 493,” said Dill, “is to keep it out of the hands of the emperor, with particular reference to Jaaba-Sen.  Unfortunately until there was no emperor there was no Ciletij.  However, that is not to say that some kind of deal was not cut between V-S and the Ciletij tribes.  The only conceivable reason for any such deal would be to give them a western seaboard – ah-uh.  To give our friends the Denzines a western seaboard.
“I suppose,” said Taja, “and this I grant is far-fetched and markedly different from published accounts, or indeed historic ones, but after all how many of the authors of those accounts were actually there?  The Rape was not some kind of frontier-battle?  We might – “  He grinned.  “ – posit that Kaminua found out what was going on and – perhaps – did not think the autonomy of the emperor’s steward extended to surrendering half his territory?”
“Why don’t I find that far-fetched?” asked Dill.  “If we’re in the fusing times game, maybe much earlier they came from a planet called Sug.”  She grinned.  “I insist someone came from a planet called Sug.  We find that planet and we’ve cracked it…”
We all looked at each other.
“So – sit and focus on Sug and ask her?”
“It may just be crazy enough to be worth a try.”
“One of the few people we can trust,” said Dill.  “It is not often – once is a word that occurs to me – that I feel the urge to pull rank, water off a duck’s back though I suspect it would be.”
“Marula?” asked Taja
“Damn Marula.  Damn Mel.  Damn Cantilip.  Damn Denzines.  Marula, one may say, is the weakest link but I do not think her loyalty to the imperium extends to keeping her mouth shut after I have departed and, since we do not know to whom she, or any of them, might sing, I do not think we should yet start the chorus.”
 
Mel
I began to laugh though I was not completely sure of the root of it. 
“Poor Mel,” I said.
“He’s real cuddly,” said Dill, in a fair approximation of her Mom.
“Oh yes,” I said, “Mel is very cuddly.”
“Whom have we not pulled apart?” asked Dill.
I decided.  And undecided.
“Mel, Hass, Cho.  Mitch!”
If I can’t talk to Mel, it’s all pointless.  Hyperbole. Ludicrous nonsense having no bearing on – what does it have no bearing on?  Day-to-day reality.  We said we’d do it and we did it.  This is something else.  The question is what?
“Now there’s a thought!” said Dill. 
“Yes, exactly!” I said, answering myself as much as anyone.  “If you try and connect this, all that we’ve been saying, with Mitch’s work, with Mitch’s life – there is no connection.  It lives in its own little world.  It’s – I was going to say, it’s like a hobby, life goes on without it.  It’s like art, better analogy.  It enhances life, gives it another dimension.  It’s all lumped together as ‘the other matter’, that’s what I’m trying to say.  Without love, life is dead, but life does not need to fret about how many universes there might be.”
“Or perhaps,” said Dill, “that is the fallacy underpinning your relations with so many you think closest to you.  Or perhaps I should say their relations with you.”
I sighed.
“Any minute now you’re going to say everything is whole. Or of course that, if that is the case, then there can be no big deal.”
“While I grant that I am not without bias in this respect, it would seem to me that my father’s rationalism preserves him from an alternative agenda.”
“It occurred to me,” I said.  “That Mel and Fugitry have been in this together from the start.  Then I recalled how shaken Mel was.  That could not be the exact truth.”
“More hooey?” suggested Dill.  “The possibility would have seemed remote to Fugitry that Mel would sit on her.”
“Not as remote as his falling in love with Cantilip za-fenan,” murmured Taja.
“How true!”
“Perhaps part of the attraction was inside knowledge of V-S.  Historians,” she said suddenly, “would not necessarily be lying even if they were there giving a commentary.  Why would you depict something as a frontier battle if you did not know there was a frontier?”
“That,” said Taja, “is a rather juicy one.”
“That one I can do,” said Dill.  “In comparison at least.  We have always known what is Var-sega’, or perhaps rather what is not Var-sega; and is now Vasucula but the how and the why – what did a border mean a thousand years ago?”
“I should love to meet your father,” said Taja.  “Busy, I do not doubt.  Does he take vacations?”
“Mitch,” I said, “is very thorough.” 
“Oh, we are so thorough,” muttered Dill. 
I grinned.
“He spent hours, possibly years, in the PANTHER archives, but of course what he was looking for was rather different, and of course he no longer has time.”
“Mom is real thorough,” said Dill.  “Mom has time.”
Taja was looking at us intently.
“I do not think we can refuse you.  Your other question, of course.”
“Our other question, of course, is is there anyone here who knows anything?  I find it possible to believe that the people who made the chair either refrained from recording it or quite possibly encoded it, but I find it less possible to believe that there are no ancient records at all.  I also understand that in the ancient world it was a very long way away.  Against that is the famed curiosity of cats.”
“We return to the Fidubi scam,” said Dill suddenly. 
A very old memory, at least in terms of my young life, suddenly stirred.  I laughed.
“The brown rat theory of history.”
“I beg your pardon,” said Dill.
“Years ago, I was pointing out that – a black rat mated with a brown rat and then a brown rat with another brown rat.  In other words the empire ceased to be Fidubi the moment Brig’s son became emperor.  Everything I have read tells me that Fidub was rapidly – assimilated, swallowed up, that both sides thought of Kadun as a separate entity.”
“On the level of day-to-day reality.  But if you tell me there was no cultural exchange, no intellectual exchange, that I should doubt.  We too are a sea-faring people where we have a sea to fare.”
“Carlin.”
“I am looking at you with new eyes,” said Dill.  “Indeed there must be much of the brown rat about you. I had not thought. Isn’t that silly?”
“Six hundred years is a very long time.”
“We are related!”
“Susheela?  We are.”
“I am thinking of the sea-faring folk of Carlin who must assuredly have discovered the Isles.  I asked the wrong question.”
“Home from home?” I suggested.
“Narulis,” said Dill. “I too am thorough.  Narulis described us or perhaps I mean them, carlini, as a confident people.”
“Fidub,” I said, “doesn’t know much about vast rolling plains.  Car-sandis certainly predated Narulis..”
“A bustling port, the inhabitants of which did what?  It is given that what one might call Kadun’s insularity is another word for her self-sufficiency.  Carlin has food, Var-segan has minerals.  Where there are sheep and cattle there are wool and leather.  Where there are trees, there is wood.  Where there is rock, there are stone and ores.  To the west, the Denzines. To the east the ranges of Manubria, offering no invitation to penetrate further. To the south, Fidub, the fish-eaters.”  Taja and I snorted.  “It goes with the territory.  Where there are rivers, there are fish.  What did Fidub trade?”
“Silver,” I said instantly.
“Ah, the famous Fidubi silver lodes.” 
“Do our brains work?” I muttered.
“I shall pass no comment on that. Nonetheless, you follow me closely, I trust, with particular reference to my earlier comment regarding possible geological similarities.  However, for the moment, I ask with whom did Fidub trade?”
Taja ignored that one and asked: “You’re suggesting – positing – that – possibly – Fidub – ?”
“Is a piece of Kadun that broke off and floated away.  Possibly.  Kadun too has precious metals. So I ask again, with whom did Fidub trade?”
“Anyone who dropped in,” I said.  “Worked silver is highly portable and greatly prized.”
“He said keeping a straight face.  So we conclude it is the worked metal that is the true commodity, that Fidubi craftmanship is prized wherever it strayed.  I am sure we are all aware of the place of silver in mythology, the magic properties perhaps not wholly inexactly attributed to it.”
“Put like that,” I said, “it all sounds terribly obvious.”
“Though in this instance,” added Dill drily, “it would seem werewolves are –argentophile.”
“I’m wondering about going to Zur,” I said.
Dill cocked an eyebrow at me.
“I am sure Taja and I will have a most illuminating time on our own.”
I sat back considering my feelings.
“Perhaps you can shed light on why – why I feel so damned adolescent about it!  Wrong-footed. 
“Could you expand on that?”
“Unwillingly.  I suddenly felt – a need to know which had very little to do with the facts of science, politics or history.”
“Trust?”
“I know that feeling.  The last time I had it I was 17.  I had been up all night.  I had to know where I was with Maya.”
“Oh Sarat.” 
“Try more exasperation!”
She grinned
“Oh Sarat!”
“Ex-actly.  I’m sure Mel would be most understanding of my second childhood.  There is something awry with Cantilip’s explanation?  More to the point, have we shared?  I had not previously listed paranoia among my failings.  What possible reason do I have to think in due course all will not be revealed?”
“But you know.”
Taja looked at both of us.
“Your trust in him I suspect unwelcome!”
Dill said: “Hass here is pig in the middle.”
“Adolescent,” I said again.  “Wrong-footed. For the first time in ten years I have no idea how to approach a situation.”
“The problem surely,” said Taja, “is whether there is a situation to approach.”
“That would seem to be our position,” said Dill.  “The fruits of our independent enquiry will surely establish that.  That of course is what he is finding unbearable.”
“Why here?  Why now!  What were we last talking about?”
“Brown rats?” suggested Taja.
“I am aware of a very distinct feeling of not being earthed.  I am suddenly adrift.”
“You have suddenly realized you are - adrift,” amended Dill.
“Oh thanks!”
“But are you?  Throughout everything there have been fixed points.  It now seems to you one has  - one might have - shifted from its position.  I should say rather the trajectory has changed.”
“Isn’t that an about-turn?” asked Taja.
“My partner,” observed Dill, “my beloved, my hero, the light of my life, not to mention the co-ruler of a good part of my world, if only constitutionally, is behaving like a six-year-old whose best friend has gone out to play with someone else.”
Taja snorted.
“OK,” I said.  “You have – confirmed – although of course you haven’t really – my – supposition that – you think I’m right in thinking that they won’t say anything unless cornered.  But on the other hand you see nothing – sinister in that. Does that compute?”
“If you trust Mel.  If you then switch on your brain.”
Taja bit his lip.
“If I get the hang of the possibility that that this just possibly is nothing to do with me.”  I sighed.  “What is personal to Mel, what is private?  Zani.”
“Or of course,” said Dill.
“It’s personal until he finds out what it is!” 
 
Mel was out.  Cantilip was out, though apparently on a separate mission.  That left Zani-Marula, which was probably rather a good thing.  The cub grinned at me evilly and asked me if I’d like to read her a story.  Nothing like getting some practice in.
Baz  fiddled with a toy owl.  Z-M sat on my lap and pulled my hair.
“No,” I said.  “We don’t do that.”
Z-M smiled understandingly.  Clearly the fault was mine but she was willing to forgive me and go along with it.
“Leg, possibly,” muttered Baz.
I picked up the board-book.
“Once upon a time there was a small red house standing alone in a big dark wood,”
Z-M pulled a face.
“Heard that one before?  How about I make up a story?  This is one about  - a little owl who’d lost her way in a big dark forest.”  There were some crayons and a pad of paper on the floor.  I decided to have fun.  “I have your attention?”  Clearly I did, though I don’t think I totally imagined that it was not untinged with a raised eyebrow at the feckless youth who dared pick up her green crayon.  “There were hu-uge green pines.”  Green pines came into being. “Tangled branches. Wolves.”  I’ve never seen a crimson wolf but there’s nothing like being creative.
“Is there money in it?” muttered Baz.
“Foxes.  Wild-cats.”  Foxes are orange and wild-cats are brown.  Everyone knows that.  “And they were all hungry and right in the middle of them hiding under some fallen branches was the little owl.”  Definitely brown.  It was rather a good owlet, actually.  “She didn’t dare call for Mummy or the foxes and wolves and wild-cats would find her.  What was she to do!”
Z-M listened intently but failed to show any distress.  Her mother to the life.  I hope I can solve this.
“Suddenly enormous great drops of rain began to fall and it grew really dark except for lightning and thunder and the thunder and lightning scared all the foxes and wolves and wild-cats away.
“Badgers, martens,” muttered Baz.
“Don’t be awkward.  They all ran away to their warm dry nests but the poor little owl didn’t have anywhere to run to and if she cried out for Mummy no-one would hear her above the noise of the storm.”
“You have a flair for this,” said Baz.  “Looking for a job?”
“She was hungry and frightened and she’d never learned to fly but she knew that if she stayed where she was she’d die so she hopped out of her little hiding-place and began to open her wings and flap them feebly and of course nothing happened, but she hopped and flapped more and more until she was getting tired and it seemed there wasn’t any hope when suddenly she was in the air!”  Baz and the toy owl whooshed and swooped with wild abandon.  “She didn’t go very far and landed a bit bumpily on a low branch but all her tiredness seemed to have gone and the rain had stopped and it was quiet and safe and she began frantically calling for Mummy.”  Our toowit-toowoos were impressive even if I do say so myself.  “A grumpy old wood-pecker looked out of his hole and told her to shut up.  She said she was lost and calling for Mummy and that made him even crosser and he told her he didn’t want her sort around his chicks and tried to push her off the branch but she knew the flying-trick now and fluttered further up the tree away from the woodpecker and Mummy who had been looking for her for hours but got caught up in the storm came and rescued her. 
Z-M said one word: “More.”
I’m a success!
“Say please,” we chorused.
She gave a squeal of delight instead.  Mel had appeared. 
“You missed all the drama,” said Baz.
He picked up Z-M, held her up above his head, then kissed her and put her on his shoulders.
“You were going to be hours.”
“Any excuse to escape. ”
“Owl,” said Z-M. 
Baz did more whooshing and swooping and Z-M gurgled merrily.
“What brings you to our charming old city?”
“Run a couple of things past you.  We’re in Fidub for a few days.”
A cub appeared and took Z-M.
“See you later, sweetheart,” assured Mel.  “When are you going to have one?”
“Not sure yet.”
He cocked his head.
“I do not think being carted about the continent a bad thing!”
“How about halfway down the backstairs leading to the stables?”
He paused fractionally.
“Maya-stuff?”
“It can’t not be.”
 
We settled on the stairs.
If I cannot strip before Mel, lit and fig, the hell with it.
“The last time I felt like this I was 17.  I needed to know where I was with Maya before proceeding,”
“Sarat…I didn’t know you cared!”
We grinned at each other.  That was the easy part.
“Dill thinks I have a screw loose.  It is obvious that the object of your quest is Zani and that is deeply personal to you and nothing to do with me.  Maybe.  I think there’s an embarrassment factor due to Van-senok’s theft of the chair.”
“Putting the two together.”
“We know the universe thinks you’re the Master of Kadun.”
“Could that not prove hugely embarrassing?”
“To whom on what occasion!”
“Me.  I’m very sensitive.”
He made huge woeful eyes at me.
“Shall we start at the beginning?”
“No,” said Mel.  “I think on the whole no.  I have promised Cantilip I shan’t talk to you UNTIL caps underlined bold I know what I’m talking about.  The precise expression was stirring it.  Sending you off on a wild-goose chase came into it.  So of course did the juicier parts of senoki history.  We really don’t want you to declare war on V-S on the grounds of a theory.”
“Am I that thick?  Handing over imperial territory to Ciletij is not a theory.”
“We are feeling a little sensitive.”
“I haven’t shared either.  Dill restrains the urge to confront Marula.  She desists because she doesn’t know to whom Marula might gab. The Denzines figure largely in that model.”
“You think me compromised?”
“I think we have all been to some extent manipulated by Fugitry.”
“Ex-actly,” said Mel.  “But the question has arisen - ?”
“I think not.  It arose.  You’re not that good an actor.”
“Being all on the same side, why the secrecy?  See above….You do not therefore think that I shall relate this conversation to Fugitry.”
“I do not think that.”
“Though Fugitry must by definition be on your side.”
“Must he?”
“He is not on Bal’s.”
“Interesting!  That wasn’t what I meant. A number of strands…When are there not?  Perhaps a skein.  It is not on my side to keep things from me.  I think the Denzines know what went down in V-S, what is this matter of Kadun.”
“What was it they used to tell us in school?”
“Well?”
“You understand things so much better if you work them out for yourself.  Fugitry has not confided in me.”
“It’s that aspect – I could be difficult.  I want to know not to understand.  Presumably this is the long view.”
“It’s very important to understand.”  This in the tone of a teacher of infants.
“Been there, done that?”
He just grinned.
“Understanding will determine - ?  Oh, the future of Kadun, the future of the continent, possibly the future of the planet.  In concrete terms what we do.  Not doing badly so far on the grounds of limitless ignorance.  What we do about things about which we have yet to do anything?”  I feigned horror.  “You mean we left something out?”
“My preliminary researches,” began Mel.  “I think I can go with this one.  It’s hardly original.  Five kingdoms united under the imperial crown – “
“I seem to have heard that before,” I murmured encouragingly.
“- I think we did not understand the very considerable autonomy retained, exercised and indeed jealously guarded.”
“Nor,” I said, “that it is nonsense that the poor little irturbi were defenceless until Narulis dropped by.”
He looked at me a minute.
“Educational, pairing with daughters of the Houses.”
“Most educational,” I said.  “Ah, the Fidubi scam!  The indigenous culture of Fidub is of course earthpower.  Actually it may be silver-power.”
“Earthpower defeated the Cult,” said Mel.
“Ah, but whose earthpower!  Dill has mused upon the word ‘anile’.”  I felt a wave of laughter rising up in me.  “If we have reached a place where Narulis was irrelevant and you are – let us be exact,” I tutted, “Zani was Master of Kadun, our next question must be in what sense was Narulis relevant.  No, it mustn’t.  Our next question – who was actually the architect of Narulis’ victories – if not Narulis.  It wouldn’t have been the Master of V-S by any chance, would it.”
“Grrr,” said Mel.
“Gee, Mel, you have to understand none of this changes the people we are here and now.”
“And the very real, very genuine feelings we have for each other.”  We grinned.  “If Narulis was irrelevant.  It sounds like a Fidubi joke to me, teasing those in Kadun who thought him irrelevant.  There would still be many unanswered questions.”
“The one after that is the one that has bugged everyone for centuries, namely that if – since – since Kadun is not defenceless why has she repeatedly fallen under the sway of the Cult?”
“I’ll talk to Cantilip.  When did you stop trusting me?”
“When did I perceive our relationship had changed?  Not the same thing.”
“Maya,” said Mel.
“What was previously automatic is now not.  I actually find it hard to clod-hop all over it.  Our private life was shared and now isn’t.  That may have to do.  With the addition – that which concerns Dabida was one sphere of your life, this Matter of Kadun another.  There is now a third not clearly either and I am a simple guy, readily confused.”
“I’ve been an idiot,” said Mel.  “I thought – you have Dill.  You do have Dill.  You also have Hass.  No.  I’m confused.”
“My tact defeats me.  Cantilip.”
“She adores you!  She adores Dill.”
“My problem lies in Van-senok.”
“Our problem lies in Van-senok.  Your problem lies - ”  He grinned. “Chivalry is a terrible thing.  I cannot imagine that we should have reached this situation had you felt free to corner Cantilip.  Of course she may not want to talk to you.  Is that part of the problem?”
“I have noted that questions my future lady of Van-senok might reasonably be expected to answer may be dismissed by the Queen of Dabida.”
“By hiding behind being Queen of Dabida?  Cantilip has a considerable temper, you know.”
“Just as well she’s not pregnant again.  I trust!”
“Even as we speak one sperm more nimble, more dynamic than the rest…We think we can cope with another one.”
 
I thought he was over-doing it but after all he knows her better than I do. 
“You need to talk to him,” Mel finished.
Cantilip gave a quick yelp of laughter.
“What,” she asked demurely, “is it you would like to know?”
“Never been terribly good at listing things I don’t know exist. The empire previously extended to the northern coast, encompassing the area  of Ciletij now known as Jaaba-sen.  Can you input on that at all?”
“You’re cross with us.”
“’Us’, you and Mel, or ‘us’, Van-senok?”
“Both.”
“How true!  How limpid!  Why did Van-senok steal the Anile throne?”
“To keep it safe.”
“Meaning?”
“To keep it out of the hands of the Cult.  They would have destroyed it.”
“At that time the log-cabin was in Van-senok?”
“In 3015 the log-cabin was in Van-senok.”
“I know you well enough to know you can enthuse, perhaps even gush.”
“Never gush!”
“The expression that occurs to me is blood out of a stone.”
“Then you ask the wrong questions.”
“I didn’t say it’d be easy!” hissed Mel.
She bestowed a gracious smile on him.
“Try ‘what is Marula’s cousin’s relationship with a Ciletij intelligence officer?’” suggested Mel.
For a fraction of a second I thought he was teasing.
“Ah,” I said. “Hadn’t thought of that one.  Business or pleasure?”
“Serious,” said Cantilip.  “Long-standing.  And complex.
“May we start at the beginning.  This has nothing – apparently – to do with my conversation with Mel earlier.  There are two stories?”
“Correct.  His problem and my problem.”
“They are actually the same problem,” added Mel helpfully.
“What,” asked Cantilip, “seems to you an extremely good reason for losing part of our glorious empire, fast?”
“The bears as big as houses and the wolves the size of rooms?  I’ve been on the Grid.”
She laughed.
“Pretty well.  It seemed a good idea at the time.  Responsibility for that particular section of the planet was not required.”
“What exactly is wrong with it?”
“We don’t exactly know.  Evil is the all-purpose term.”
“There was no Ciletij – something went wrong when the border was drawn up? No, V-S drew an arbitrary border.  Ciletij demanded the lake?  Oh, of course, Ciletij demanded the site of the rape.”
“It was not part of anyone’s plan that your chair end up in Ciletij!  If we now fast-forward, their eyes met across a crowded room…She is Alinta.  He is Hiran.  The scene is a soiree in Far-disit. You would have been about ten at the time.  He is supposedly an art-dealer, no disguising his nationality, plenty of travel, all the best people.  Where is the money?  Where’s it being put?  It’s not critical stuff, but it’s useful.  Not surprisingly he doesn’t at first tell her what he does.  They get serious and he feels honour-bound to inform her that if he’s caught she’ll be in deep shit nine.  At which point she points out the reverse.  Let us say we in V-S are not well regarded.  They laugh and think oh damn, or words to that effect.
On the other hand of course international public opinion….They talk.  She moves to G-T and runs an international biz from there, which is probably why they never crossed your radar.  Two things about Alinta. She is an interior designer.  I do not say she hates trees – “
“That would be impossible,” murmured Mel.
“She prefers them in bloom, blossom fluttering slowly to the ground in a warm breeze, or if bedecked with a fine pattering of snow seen through double-glazing. We forgive her.  Apart from that, she’s as strong, tough and loyal as the rest of us.   She comes to the House for Mummy’s birthday, which fortunately is in the spring, and she wrote frantically amusing mails about G-T.  Nothing much changed until you began to growl.   I shall not bore you with the range of reactions well known to  you…For the purpose our narrative Hiran at that point has a problem. His bosses are all over him like wasps round a jam-pot.  The SSS – “ Special Security Service.  “ - idiots want Hiran to encourage Alinta to cuddle up to the House.  However….Scarcely have the SSS  digested the presence of a troublesome young man in Zur when I run off with Mel.  They are not quite stupid enough to push it, since policy, such as it is, is to keep Dabida on board, though of course they rather hope that Dabida will not warm to her future queen and as we know anyway a good part of the smear campaign came from Ciletij. 
“I actually thought the one about you dancing naked at 4 am on the Lawns celebrating your primitive cult was rather good,” said Mel.
“As you said at the time.”
“I missed that one!” I said.
“Alinta returned to the House in mid-winter!  After Sarat’s Pad.  As you know, that caused a certain amount of mayhem and as you also know when the dust had settled the reality quotient given it was low.  The consensus in progressive circles in G-T was wind ‘em up and make ‘em scream, of which they thoroughly approved. Alinta knows me, knows Mitch.  She doesn’t think there’s smoke without fire.   Actually the consensus was smoke-screen for whatever the grown-ups were doing.  Mummy says she knew nothing but there would be revolution.  Alinta’s instinct is to say then you’d better put me in touch with PANTHER, but fortunately she has a brain: the moment the Cult knows Hiran is paired with PANTHER, he’s dead meat and if we ask but how will they know, they will know because the SSS has to know and like the rest of us she trusts the SSS not.  Alinta by now an established part of the G-T social scene subsequently proved a mine of information.  But it was getting a little complicated.  Hiran took a desk-job in G-T, still monitoring the art-trade.  He is something of an expert.  You may remember the Quadrant. The SSS knew perfectly well Alinta was PANTHER, just as we knew all the SSS guys in Zur.  They got in an awful tangle over her status.  Mitch moved to Zur and as we intended no-one could work out what the hell was going on, except something was.  As we all know, the resistance was based in V-S.  As we also know, that resistance was made up of differing elements, spearheaded and protected by PANTHER.  As we further know, it intended the overthrow of the then government of Kadun and the establishment of democracy, the which it hadn’t a cat’s chance in hell of so doing, predating of course your appearance on the scene.  To this of course Ciletij as a corner-stone of the Quadrant could not possibly object and indeed the resistance was backed by the SSS.  Heavily.  A tribute to our noble allies in Ciletij who on the whole had their hearts in the right places, except when the word empire was mentioned.  The consensus was you were plotting with Mitch, but the more you matured and blossomed the less likely it seemed to them empire was on the agenda.  Kadun was clearly cracking open.  Mentally and financially they were devising the new government of free Kadun, most of whom indeed are the new government of free Kadun and SSS money poured into Kadun.”
I sighed. 
“Who refused a refund?”
Mel bellowed with laughter.
“Eh, lad’s got in on top.”
“Then you walked into Carlin.  The SSS agents in the resistance screamed they’d been had, drew themselves up to their full height and swept from the room, vanishing as though they had never been.  The fun of course was only just starting. Almost we are the Anile empire.  Almost we are not beholden to the rest of the continent for support for any vestige of civilization.  As of course we know, there remains a range of opinion on this in Ciletij.  They have, it seems, we have not had the pleasure of viewing them, certain documents deeply embarrassing to us.  They are just about to play their ace, that which they have carefully nursed in reserve to cause the maximum embarrassment and humiliation to all concerned, when you trump them by mooching into G-T and getting half Ciletij in on the act.  There is now a Sarat fan-club in the SSS, guys who’ve been and seen.  Also Varchulan would turn them into jam of course.  These are nationalists not nutters – there was no question so far as we have been able to determine of passing the information to the Cult.  The idea goes on the back-burner, insurance for a rainy day.   
The money rankles.   
Scarce had the door closed behind them when you were in G-T and Ciletij tank were rolling into Kadun.  You might have thought the problem resolved. 
“Are we not all one people, the continent at last at peace!” we chorused.
“Just so.  I fear I was terribly lax about writing home with all the news.  Mummy is as taken aback when It happened as anyone.  Mummy doesn’t frightfully want to explain to you either how the chair came to be in Ciletij or why it was left there but again that problem appears to resolve itself. The chair is returned to Azt and you show no apparent interest in its history. 
, who
“Who’s done what - ?” I began and ended, “Several hundred years ago?”
Cantilip smiled.
“The H-W of course have contacts in the SSS, where opinion ranged from we did good to we want our money back, the latter on the grounds that they were conned, made to look fools. Within the context of the entire continent, the entire planet’s having been had, this is not major league, but the more negative elements tear at it like tearing at a scab to make the wound bleed again.  Clearly the money better served the Ciletij people, whether by treating childhood cancer or buying the latest armaments to taste.  What of course jars is twofold.  One that it wasn’t needed.  Two that they thought they’d bought the resistance and any subsequent government in Azt would be one beholden and two pro.  One may indeed ask how they could be quite that thick, but it appears that far from the pulsating hub of Zur as they were, far equally from V-S indeed, the primacy of PANTHER did not impinge.  They devised a cunning plan.  Alinta and Hiran shall ask Mummy for a contribution to the upkeep of Ciletij.  Now that we are all friends again, you understand, as a gesture of good will on behalf of the empire.  Mummy of course does looks that turn to stone at 30 paces.  She suggested they ask Cho.”
“It’s version 714 of the rape of Ciletij,” said – warned – Mel.
“Meaning you don’t believe a word of it?”
“There is probably the usual kernel of truth.”
 
“Alinta, not being stupid, drops in on Mummy and indicates that ignorance is bliss.  If she doesn’t know what’s going down she can’t tell anyone.  Mummy laughs like a horse and looks forward to seeing her again in another ten years.  Mummy has problems of her own.  Indeed it was no part of anyone’s plan that the chair end up in Ciletij.  That pales into insignificance compared to explaining to the emperor why the chair was left in Ciletij.”
“A problem so thorny,” I noted, “it has yet to be addressed.”
She smiled.
“I think you probably had to have been there.”  Being Cantilip, she naturally sounded as though she had been.  “The empire had collapsed. There were some very angry people on the borders of the true Kadun.  Particularly along the northern border which you will have noted runs the entire length of the continent.  Being over-run by Ciletij was not a joke.  In particular, fortunately from our point of view, they would have loved to occupy Azt.  Fortunately also they were not particularly well organized and there was a great deal of in-fighting as to who would lead them.”
“Zani,” I said almost without meaning to.  Meaning to, I added, “The unlikeliest story in history takes on a whole new light if Zani had something to bargain with, some hold over Jaizal, such as the chair.”
Mel grinned but said nothing.
“Now,” continued Cantilip, “as Mitch is fond of saying, the true empire did not seek dominion over surrounding territories and had not for century on century.  We, that is the Houses, therefore also had something to bargain with, and of course we had maps.   Also armies.  Neither Vasuculi nor Ciletij were fools.  They knew they had friends in Kadun, at least if they didn’t seriously piss them off and attempting the take-over of Var-segan undoubtedly equalled seriously pissing off.  As every good Dabidan school-student knows, Zani went off with the Morag-Fahdi.  There is not much doubt that his wanderings took him to Van-senok – I hear you, I hear you!  What is ‘not much’?  In  those troubled times there was a natural distrust of strangers, but the M-F were not regarded as strangers, even the Ciletij didn’t regard them as strangers, though they rarely got quite that far north.  The M-F were and indeed are a part of the scenery.  Ye annals of V-S did note there was one among them they described as a leader of his own people far to the south seeking to free them from thrall.  You will instantly point out that is not history as we know it, but since history as we know it may turn out to be the biggest load of goat-shit known to humanity I think we can take an expansive view here.  A youth broad of shoulder and grave of mien told of islands south-east of the southern shore.  Yes, we had heard of Fidub!  We understood that Jaizal wanted the conquest of Fidub.  I have said we had maps and obviously any map from the heyday of the empire knew exactly where Fidub was.  I’ve seen it.  Bit hazy about ye southern shore, but generally fine.   Ye chronicler got rather excited at that point.  They thought he was from Fidub for the exceptionally sensible reason that he had come from Fidub.  Now, it’s hardly the first time – or the last – some wayward Fidub had arrived in a Kadun.  It’s reasonably clear they thought he had possibilities.”
“I should doubt,” put in Mel in I am addressing a seminar on a topic of no personal relevance to me tone, “that he had even heard of Narulis.”
“Then ye chronicler shuts up about this fine young Fidubi youth, apart from….Drum roll, fanfare of trumpets.  My lord my lady did take him to that place which is hidden beside the sacred water where all will be revealed to him.”
“And Zani,” said Mel, “did think aaargh!  WTF!  How do I get out of this!”
“We may imagine so,” said Cantilip.  “Now we have to imagine hard.”
“Before we do that,” I said, “why did ye chronicler think the lake sacred?”
“Don’t ask awkward questions!”
“The bloody water,” I said.  “Forgot to ask them to take a scoop.” I realized I hadn’t told them about Shav and Petrush and did so. 
“We have been a busy bee,” said Cantilip.  I hope I didn’t imagine that she sounded very slightly impressed.
“OK,” I said, “I’m imagining my socks off.  Let us say – my lord my lady acknowledge Zani Anile emperor theoretically, esoterically.  The valiant forces of Van-senok are not, however, going to march on Azt with him at their head and leave V-S to be over-run by Ciletij.  Nor is there any reason to suppose, the empire having collapsed, that the other Houses will want a re-run and, quite apart from that, if they’re not fighting off Ciletij, they’re fighting off Vasuculi.  It’s a non-starter.  But our hero!  What do we know, emphasis on know, about Zani?  We know dot dot dot.”
“Nothing until he was about 17.  We know he was an orphan, the son of a fisherman.  At least I suppose we know.  He said he was.  I see no reason for that to be invention.  He ran away from the village and joined the M-F.  His journeys took him to Azt.  There he hitched a ride on a Fidubi merchant-man and ended up in the Isles, where he was educated, eso and exo, but itchy feet returned him to the mainland.  Or was he sent?  More imagining.  If he mixed in educated circles in Fidub he must have had some awareness of the situation in Kadun.  We know Fidub thought Jaizal’s fell desires towards her ludicrous.  The exact implications of that – he would have returned to the mainland with the knowledge the Cult could be defeated. He must have known the empire was disintegrating.  He probably returned to the mainland to speed its demise.  But – one can’t just stand there and say I wish to speed the empire’s demise!  He had the sense to see the M-F offered both the safety of numbers and right of passage to sniff around looking an opportunity to act.  We know Kadun PANTHER abandoned Azt and of course Fas-sigree and concentrated on keeping Var-segan, Van-senok and Carlin safe because Kadun could only recover if the Houses were preserved.  He ‘must’ inverted commas have made contact with PANTHER in Van-senok.  Have we ever looked?”
“Because,” I said slowly, “why he returned to the land of his birth might just have been intelligence gleaned from PANTHER.  It was even appropriate.”
“We know he had Fidubi with him.  We even know why.  At least why, the official version.”
 “Caution,” said Mel, “you are now entering the realm of the known, or at least amply chronicled.  The scene is somewhere in Var-segan.  You can cunningly locate it and it has been cunningly located by triangulation, but it still doesn’t have a name.   Tidings did reach our hero of the Great Gates opening and a great army spewing forth.  On closer inspection, as we know, it was more complicated than that, being also contingents of builders, masons, shipwrights and slaves  Jaizal’s plan was to colonize the south coast, build a settlement where we are standing now and launch his attack on Fidub from that very harbour you see if you turn round and look out of the window while craning your neck.  Unfortunately or fortunately, there was not much else here.  Your average invader likes booty not boots full of sand.    Zani gathered the M-F and they moved south in parallel.  Fortunately for history, allowing her to retain a vestige of respectability, among what ‘everyone knows’ is that the M-F call the Hadin.  There came the Hadin and of course the horse.  Again and again as Jaizal’s army settled for the night the horses broke their tethers after which the mounted M-F literally ran rings around the wannabe-invaders, who were rapidly revealed to be not so much a mighty army as a bunch of civilians with a military escort.  And of course as we know that escort was not the cream of the imperial army but more the catering corps.  For the extremely good reason that there were very few people here they had not expected to have to fight anyone. Vanguard of the imperium.  The M-F liberated the slaves, who were mostly Vasuculi.  The shipwrights, slaves, masons had no particular enthusiasm for fighting anyone.  The soldiers put on a show. Some even got a message back to Azt and reinforcements were sent, crack cavalry whose mighty steeds met the same fate.   There was the famous parley.  By this time Fidub had landed, which carried a certain amount of weight.  Why Fidub had landed is one of the things conventional historians hastily invent a gloss for.  The general consensus – so far as it goes it’s respectable enough – is that Azt had overstepped the mark.  Naturally Fidub wasn’t fond of what the empire had become.  She now saw a chance – an excuse – to deal it a death-blow.  As I say so far as it goes, it’s fine.    Jaizal’s forces were essentially corralled into not-yet-Zur, where Fidub was waiting for them.  Building a settlement seemed a very good idea indeed.  Breathe free air, boy!   We come to the crunch when the march on Azt began, Zani leading his extraordinary army of M-F, freed slaves, and former imperial cavalry – we must of course remember, must we not – stop giggling like that - ” Cantilip didn’t.  “ – that the deal was the destruction of imperial power, that the Houses got their independence back.   The lucrative sack of Azt was assumed.  And so they came to the Great Gates.  Visually, if it wasn’t like Marsutin it probably wasn’t far off.”  Marsutin is an excessively large canvas depicting the seismic events here narrated. 
“Visually,” I said.
“Until,” he continued, “we get to talk to both Zani and Jaizal – “ He regarded us with slightly raised eyebrows. “ – surely that is an incentive – we shall not know precisely what passed.  Historians have noted glumly a marked absence of the basic documentation.  To us that indicates all of it was other matter.  To them, eh lad were doer.  Certainly Zani was literate and educated.  Deals, historians say rather frantically, there must have been, deals with Carlin, with Van-senok.”
“Why,” I asked, “has it not occurred to me to ask Carlin for a copy of the accord with Zani?”
They grinned.
“We haven’t got one either,” said Cantilip.
“The deal assuredly was destruction of the power of the Cult.   That of course brings us back to question one – perhaps the actual question is why again and again does it suit the Houses to pass the buck to Fidub?”
“I’ve just thought of something.  ‘Sacred’ isn’t a negative term.  Doesn’t mesh with ‘evil’.”
“The evil is in Jaaba-Sen.  We’ve checked the myths – “
“The Gradun!” I cried.  “Sorry.  The border…”
“Running water is indeed the border.”
Mel sighed.
“The goddess lives in the lake.”
“Ah,” I said. “All is now clear.”
Mel grinned.
“Like the mud at the bottom of the lake.”
“She doesn’t feel the cold,” said Cantilip. “At the bottom of the lake, you understand is a – whatever the opposite of celestial is palace.”
“It’s moulded of water,” said Mel happily.  “Not ice, just solid water, presumably of the same tropical temperature as the lake.  Which doesn’t of course mean…”
“There isn’t some damn’ thing at the bottom of or at least submerged in the damn’ lake!  Presumably not silos if it antedates.”
“I’m going to have to take it back, aren’t I.  Only way we’ll find out.”
“That,” said Cantilip, “may just conceivably be the root of our lack of enthusiasm for sharing.  Don’t forget Alinta.  We somewhat digressed.”
“I’m trying to think of a sensible way of doing this.  My known, my undoubted interest in and love of the natural world.  Are we not now friends and brothers?”
“Alinta,” said Cantilip firmly. 
“OK!  Hearts and flowers with a member of the SSS. Elegant life far from bears.  And?”
“Mummy did something silly.”
 “You bit Kai.”
She laughed. 
“Naturally I sit down to a hour of girly chat telling Estanzia Morsen’s daughter my own mother’s incredible stupidity.  As you know, you gave Ciletij the most frightful headache.”
“Bear with a  sore head,” murmured Mel.



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